What would you do if you woke up one day with black skin?

Take a shower

steal a white mans job, climb the corporate ladder and claim the race card whenever they don't promote me.

1.ask forgiveness from GOD
2.do whatever good i can to message god that this is not what i deserve
3.never act like a nigger

Fuck yeah dude I've always wanted to be black without a nigger mind. I'd be the smartest black person and have a huge penis. Plus it's easier to play hide and seek in the dark.

Start rioting because some cop shot a black guy who pulled a gun on him but "he din do nuffin"

Definitely get me some sweet gibsmedat

Same thing I do every day because I'm already black

i would buy some chicken and a grape soda

maybe smoke some weed

so basically what i did today.

op is always a faggot.

Day as usual
Observe results

Apply for welfare

Move south, towards the equator, maybe to Burundi, or one the coastal countries, or maybe Colombia or Jameica. With the darker skin I can tak the harsh sunlight without burning and I'll also need it, it'll be harder to proccess vitamin-D.
I'd definitely avoid the USA as those guys are racist beyond control.
Otherwise I'd live as I've always lived.

Steal, rape, Lurk arround

Kill some cops, then pull race card. Maybe say in my notebook how much I hate whitey or some bullshit like that, also profess how much I like Hillary and was gonna vote for her

wonder how i got outta jail

Buy a belt sander and try to fix it.

Move to Germany.

Get into the queue to fuck OPs nasty mother.

I'd run up to a black person and impress him with all the white things I know, then run up to a white person and impress him with all the white things I know.

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You'd get shot. Don't run at white people, especially when black.

Ill find dratuti

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