I'm 18/f/usa. 5'2, brown hair, brown eyes, chubby/curvy. I'm looking for a loyal sugar daddy or someone to buy my nudes...

You're not curvy. Your fat and no one is biting because the internet is full of free porn, featuring girls that have better bodies and take care of themselves instead of gorging like a bear ready for hibernation.

y'all funny

this.

They didn't spell anything wrong, just poor grammar. Who the fuck cares, at least they aren't a fucking fatass

well, i have curves in the photo...you dont need to be skinny to have a certain body shape lol and i've already gotten many messages.

Seriously. There are hot girls like the one from last night that get bored and dump WAY better nudes. Pic related from last night

hunny, i do not care one bit

this is not hot. this is disgusting. who tf wants to feel someones bones while fucking?

Wow. People are so rude these days. Look, I'm pretty sure no one's going to pay for them unless we get a little sneak peek.

I'll need to see some nudes first and hear your voice but if I like I'll buy video on the reg.

messages kik sends you dont count fatass
and who in the universe would pay for your shit nudes

that's why i says to message me if you are interested lol. dumb shit

Why would you buy nudes when you can search them on Google?

Who wants to die at age 40 due to heart failure?

you're illiterate and plenty of people have paid me

why are you depleting the resources of this beautiful planet??? just die already you fat dyke

I would much rather feel the bones of a skinny girl than your lumpy lard ass.

Cringe.

show us proof that you've been paid, slut

holy shit. boom roasted.

tits or gtfo, ye fat whore ye

the only problem i have is anemia, buddy.

For the love of God, sage this thread people.

HOW

how much for skype session ?

>chubby/curvy
No, you're fat.

/thread

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure you don't have anemia. Also, I said "who would want to die at age 40 due to heat failure" You're so fucking retarded, no wonder you have to beg for people to buy your nudes since you can't hold a job with that fucktard brain of yours. Thanks for the laugh, OP

200

pies?

Who would buy your nudes when you can visit a farm and see pigs for free?
Go on a diet and try again next year, you're not "curvy" you're fucking obese

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Time stamp?

y i k e s

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>mfw you can literally fuck 8/10s for that

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$200 for a skype session? Is this a joke lmaoooo

>no timestamp
>no other pics
SAGE

If it helps at all.. I'd Fuck you three ways to Sunday then back again. And the only reason these faggots say your fat is because their just little dogs looking for a bone to chew on. They don't know want a real woman looks like and fucks like.

Don't encourage the fat sack of fat you shitty sack of shit.

Sometimes, suicide is the answer.

Gross as fuck

when landwhales aren't actually women though

Agreed sir. Squishsquish is life.

Cred Forums, show this fag what real women look like

>Actually means I'm gonna buy these pics and post them on 4chin so people will think I'm cool

Hahahahahahaa
Real women don't look like a diaper filled with cottage cheese and they don't need to be coaxed into rolling over during sex with a Twinkie tied to the end of a stick

Fuck off Jessi we got your nudes for free

Don't encourage the speaking mass of fat. It is not okay and you're disgusting.

>and they don't need to be coaxed into rolling over during sex with a Twinkie tied to the end of a stick

lolololololololololololololololololol

Only those with shitty beast/ fat fetishes would buy these, friend
Posting ugly girls doesn't make you cool, we are not on tumblr

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THIS AHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

All of you faggot children need to grow up and find a real woman knows how to Fuck,clean, and bring you a beer when your home. Not look for skinny fucking rails who want you to buy them shit and be treated like shit.

you need a salad daddy instead

I could fuck 4 decent hookers for that price

Woah, calm down there you nu-male cuck
Just because you're a chubby-chasing cuck doesn't mean anyone has to be one too

He's trying to tell Cred Forums that he likes when his women pass out after 20 seconds of sex and when his women have a heart attack after walking through a walmart for 3 minutes

I see your point but few fat girls I would destroy

>lumberjack doge is life

my god
this is the funniest thread ever
faith in humanity restored, i thought all funny men died

Fuck, it looks like a lumpy baby who kept growing
>it's an absolute kind of disgusting

Hey chunks, I'll give you five bucks to shake your tits for me on webcam until I bust. Best offer you're gonna get here all day.

In the Dominican Republic I could get three, 9/10, chicks for that price.

20 yr old here

>2016
>buying porn

you /thread-ing yourself is a much way more disgusting

you're fat, not curvy, get over it
but don't feel sad
fat chubby woman are a lot friendlier than skinny ass bitches, speaking from experience
but you're probably not friendly, you're a slut, looking for a rich cock

why the fuck would anyone pay to see you nude? if anything, we should get paid.

A little bit of winter chub from time to time does no harm, so long as she isn't clogging her arteries
>cheers to the doggo and cute tummies

people buy nudes? lol

dude i got 2 chick in santo domingo for like 80$. 200$ is gonna get you a lot more.

>chunks

Those traits are not always paired together. I only like women that I can carry, not women that double as supermassive bean bag chairs. This fat chick probably has a shitty personality, not a wholesome one, since she's here selling nudes you nitwit.

it's "lose" you clown

funny women never existed :)

Hit upp Brasil, Cuba, or India.
Also Florida.
Best bang for your buck.

It's the current year. Women are funny, get over it.

"say vagina a lot"

Always funny to see a whore advertising to edgelords on Cred Forums only to be overwhelmingly degraded in any way they can think of

>women are funny
ok i admit, this line was funny, gg

Every time Amy Schumer starts talking about her vagina, I burst into laughter.

I hope Eric gets to see some vag yo.

He's going to.

you mean vagina and balls right? there are balls under vaginas

for me it's everytime when she says the she reached / found her vag

I bet you just want to buy food, don't you?

So chubby it must come as a surprise to find something down there

women are not funny. They should be seen and not heard

>buy my nudes
Unless you're getting fucked by a 10 inch black cock, why would anyone pay for what is abundantly free? Pic related.

The only other value would be paying you for actual sex. 40$ a lay sounds about right for you.

seriously though, let's stop or this girl will kill herself like the danish girl getting trolled by skankhunt42

gross. wtf foh

Nah, I bet it's for a gym membership.

Women are funny and black lives matter, get over it.

wishful thinking

this is Cred Forums. we are, skankhunt42.

it is "laughs" you dumbfuck

>getting fucked by a 10 inch black cock
wow, you just outted yourself as a massive faggot. keep your mouth shut, your opinions have no value, you gay cunt

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lol my sides

Fuck off

Obese at 18 and only 5'2

Jesus Christ. Kids these days. They never exercise, they never choose to do anything but sit on Tumblr or open Steam and spend the next 12 hours inside their room.

This whore should kill herself though. 20 years from now it will double in size and be blocking walmart lines with a mobility scooter

You're not funny. Women are funny though, get over it.

Id prob smash...ehhhh, yeah id say probably

>inb4 "I have thyroid issues"
They always pull that card and it's annoying as fuck

I wouldn't mind falling asleep on top of you. you look comfy. I would bury my face in those big pillows

>tfw I legit have thyroid issues and I'm /fit/

Shitty excuse.

how much to watch you shit and close ups of wiping yourself?

She's the kind of girl I would give a fake number and name to, fuck her, try and impregnate her, and never see her again.

Sorry those people fuck it over for you Cred Forumsro, fight the good fight

How much for you to double fist yourself?

i like your humor, you're creative, cool.
but I know who you are, meet me under the freemont bridge, 9am tomorrow

Gtfo fatass, I wouldn't buy those if you paid me

>40$ a lay sounds about right for you.

There's no way I'd take $40 to touch that, and I actually like chunky girls. You can only imagine how broke and pudgy her face is.

See you there, Sam

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