>You're at a party
>see MEW looking at you with eyes pic related
>you slowly walk over and say...
You're at a party
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Nice trips.
oh wow hadn't noticed
Check em
Ma nama Jeff
I like to cha cha
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"I really liked your performance in 10 Cloverfield Lane. When's the sequel coming?"
"hey you like memes?"
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I make music
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...
WITNESSED
...
hey girl are you wifi, cuz i feel a connection with that booty
"wow that sounds terrible user, get away from me creep! next!"
"I do have a nice bottom"
...
"OMG I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OMG OMG CAN I HAVE A PHOTO WITH YOU PLEASE! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OMG OMG!"
I mean, let's get realistic here.
"I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think we're alone now, the bearing of our heart is the only sound."
Surprise....
I would go up to her and whisper in her ear: "follow me to my car or I will kill your family"
come on lets have a drink, so we can talk about your nice bottom
Uh h-hi mary-i mean miss winstead. I just w-w-w- sorry im a little nervous, I just wanted to s-say that i think you're a great actor-oh i mean actress, sorry, and that you're very...uh... ya know...c-cute.
Sorryforbotheringyou
Then I run off.
and then use her as my sex slave until she's either dead or has lost her looks
something like this
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check out my porridge pistol, babe
>implying Cred Forums goes to parties
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
SHOW ME YOU'RE PENIS
Only answer
MEW! Get back in your pokeball!
kek
>turn 360°
>walk away
that's the joke you newfag.
>people still fall for the meta-bait
Can i piss in your butt