You're at a party

>You're at a party
>see MEW looking at you with eyes pic related
>you slowly walk over and say...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=jzMhcP7ab3k
soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
youtube.com/watch?v=za7jQ1s1BV0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Nice trips.

oh wow hadn't noticed

Check em

Ma nama Jeff

I like to cha cha
youtube.com/watch?v=jzMhcP7ab3k

"I really liked your performance in 10 Cloverfield Lane. When's the sequel coming?"

"hey you like memes?"

Hfsyfstydswsvjgfsthshskfjstgsnfshftaaahkohczeffwsfsjjd

I make music
soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship

...

WITNESSED

...

hey girl are you wifi, cuz i feel a connection with that booty

"wow that sounds terrible user, get away from me creep! next!"

"I do have a nice bottom"

...

"OMG I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN OMG OMG CAN I HAVE A PHOTO WITH YOU PLEASE! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OMG OMG!"

I mean, let's get realistic here.

"I think we're alone now, there doesn't seem to be anyone around.
I think we're alone now, the bearing of our heart is the only sound."

Surprise....

I would go up to her and whisper in her ear: "follow me to my car or I will kill your family"

come on lets have a drink, so we can talk about your nice bottom

Uh h-hi mary-i mean miss winstead. I just w-w-w- sorry im a little nervous, I just wanted to s-say that i think you're a great actor-oh i mean actress, sorry, and that you're very...uh... ya know...c-cute.

Sorryforbotheringyou

Then I run off.

and then use her as my sex slave until she's either dead or has lost her looks

something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=za7jQ1s1BV0

check out my porridge pistol, babe

>implying Cred Forums goes to parties

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

SHOW ME YOU'RE PENIS

Only answer

MEW! Get back in your pokeball!

kek

>turn 360°
>walk away

that's the joke you newfag.

>people still fall for the meta-bait

Can i piss in your butt