Got this 5L (now just short of 4) bottle of water that went stale. Trips decide what I do...

Got this 5L (now just short of 4) bottle of water that went stale. Trips decide what I do. I have a funnel and live on a ninth floor.

I also have all the average household stuff, including gasoline.

Burn down your house.

Throw the bottle of water on a homeless person.

Stab the president.

Have sex with a tree.

Acquire currency.

Donate said currency to your local orphanage.

Burn down the orphanage.

Find a bridge.

Paint the bridge green.

Jump down the bridge.

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I guess I never specified the water bottle. But keep rolling. Who knows, you could be reading about some sicko pouring water on the homeless in the news some time soon.

Funnel the contents up your ass and spray the shitwater out of the window to the streets below

throw it outside

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use the funnel to fullfil your rectum :)

Funnel it all into your ass then jump out of window.. pop like a water balloon

Stick water in funnel. Funnel in ass

cut your arms, then spread all this water on your wounds.

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Also after said water is funneled into your ass, shit it out the window.

This lol

water on all your and your roommate's student papers

1 off

Don't feel down, it's the start of the year, we only have a couple of notes each.

Yeah this

funnel it all into ur asshole

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if i'm trip, OP, do what he said

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put it in pooper

For what?

Shove it up your ass

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Give the others a chance, samefag.

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shove it up his ass

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You just don't want it up your ass op

in the ass

I'm rolling for this now just for OP giving me sas

No, I don't mind. I've all sorta of things in this sweet sugar booty. I just want the other, more original ideas to win!

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You realise if you win, I'm only gonna pour it over a hobo.

Fill bottle completely full.
Put cap on bottle.
Throw bottle out window and attempt to hit pedestrians with it.

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Take a shit. Then go to bed.

Up the bum

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Do it op

That's a nice cock, actually.

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one does not simply do "it"

Pour into urethra and then piss it out the window

Water can't go stale you dumb fucks, it's the plastic expiry date which indicates that the plastic starts leaking into three water by now.

Wait a few more days then chug half of it and let the other run free download your anus you dumb nigger.

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It tastes like shit, is what I'm trying to say.

use it to cook pastas, then eat them :)

enema

ta da

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drink it

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Mix water with piss and shit. Put in an egg and gasoline. Shake. Go to restaurant. Add concoction to people's food without them knowing.

Pour gasoline on yourself and light yourself on fire next wait 10 seconds then use the bottle with said funnel to put yourself out

This.

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up ass

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>Tfw one off.

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666 waste

Rolling for myself

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drop out window

Rawl

hi

I give up

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How does water go stale?

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dfaf

Drink it. Its healty.

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Put it all in your butt

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Snipe people on the street

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Dump it down the drain

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Shit and piss inside the bottle, then pour it out the window!

Butt chug

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WINRAR!!!

You guys have ten minutes to save this with 69.

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So is no one gonna talk about the water going "stale?"

It tastes like shit. It's murky.

Enema out window

roll but only if you shoot it out of your ass out the window

pee and shit in it. after a good shake, drink.

I'm not gonna do this. Be original!

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>jump down the bridge

Why is this the funniest part