Got this 5L (now just short of 4) bottle of water that went stale. Trips decide what I do. I have a funnel and live on a ninth floor.
Got this 5L (now just short of 4) bottle of water that went stale. Trips decide what I do...
I also have all the average household stuff, including gasoline.
Burn down your house.
Throw the bottle of water on a homeless person.
Stab the president.
Have sex with a tree.
Acquire currency.
Donate said currency to your local orphanage.
Burn down the orphanage.
Find a bridge.
Paint the bridge green.
Jump down the bridge.
rolling for this
Rolling
I guess I never specified the water bottle. But keep rolling. Who knows, you could be reading about some sicko pouring water on the homeless in the news some time soon.
Funnel the contents up your ass and spray the shitwater out of the window to the streets below
throw it outside
roll
use the funnel to fullfil your rectum :)
Funnel it all into your ass then jump out of window.. pop like a water balloon
Stick water in funnel. Funnel in ass
cut your arms, then spread all this water on your wounds.
Roll
Also after said water is funneled into your ass, shit it out the window.
This lol
water on all your and your roommate's student papers
1 off
Don't feel down, it's the start of the year, we only have a couple of notes each.
Yeah this
funnel it all into ur asshole
roll
rolling
...
rrr
if i'm trip, OP, do what he said
rrrrrrr
reroll
roll
rolling
roll
rerolling
put it in pooper
For what?
Shove it up your ass
reroll
Give the others a chance, samefag.
rolling
shove it up his ass
reroll
You just don't want it up your ass op
in the ass
I'm rolling for this now just for OP giving me sas
No, I don't mind. I've all sorta of things in this sweet sugar booty. I just want the other, more original ideas to win!
...
r
Roll for this
rr
Roll
rrr
rrrrr
You realise if you win, I'm only gonna pour it over a hobo.
Fill bottle completely full.
Put cap on bottle.
Throw bottle out window and attempt to hit pedestrians with it.
reroll
rrr
reroll
Take a shit. Then go to bed.
Up the bum
reroll
Reeeeroll
Do it op
That's a nice cock, actually.
roll for this
rolling
one does not simply do "it"
Pour into urethra and then piss it out the window
Water can't go stale you dumb fucks, it's the plastic expiry date which indicates that the plastic starts leaking into three water by now.
Wait a few more days then chug half of it and let the other run free download your anus you dumb nigger.
reroll
It tastes like shit, is what I'm trying to say.
use it to cook pastas, then eat them :)
enema
ta da
Rolling
roll
reroll
drink it
rolling
...
roll
Mix water with piss and shit. Put in an egg and gasoline. Shake. Go to restaurant. Add concoction to people's food without them knowing.
Pour gasoline on yourself and light yourself on fire next wait 10 seconds then use the bottle with said funnel to put yourself out
This.
Roll
up ass
Roll
Rolling
>Tfw one off.
this
Rollerino
Rolling
roll
666 waste
Rolling for myself
Reroll
Rrr
Rolling
Rrrrr
Rolll
drop out window
Rawl
hi
I give up
thndr
How does water go stale?
roll
dfaf
Drink it. Its healty.
Last roll
Put it all in your butt
rollio 2
Snipe people on the street
rolle
Dump it down the drain
rolly
Shit and piss inside the bottle, then pour it out the window!
Butt chug
126313
WINRAR!!!
You guys have ten minutes to save this with 69.
Roll
Fucker
213
...
So is no one gonna talk about the water going "stale?"
It tastes like shit. It's murky.
Enema out window
roll but only if you shoot it out of your ass out the window
pee and shit in it. after a good shake, drink.
I'm not gonna do this. Be original!
roll for that
>jump down the bridge
Why is this the funniest part