>TRIPS DECIDE
>Be me
>Make more than most
>Housemate asks for small loan
>Always one to help a fellow american down on his luck, I oblige
>Housemate being a dick, acts like I owe him money
>Drives me to petty revenge
>I got this $200 in singles, trips decide how I deliver it to him.
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
wipe your ass with it just before giving it to him
But I don't have a fedora . . .
Cum on the money
or just dont, with that attitude he can fuck off, he aint gonna pay you back if he acts like u owe him money, or if you still want to give him money, give it to him all in pennies.
This op
Winrar
Deliver
Buy him 200 dollars in mice and release them in his room
You make more than most, go buy one you stupid faggot.
Okay how are we talkin about? Like I need specifics
winrar
Kek
Stfu check them angel trips
Samefag?
Cum every single one and make a pentagram with each dollar in his area
Wank on it, and put it in an envelope
Don't give him a loan unless you never want to see him or the money again. Give it to him in a sack with a bank dye pack.
Cum on a piece of cardboard. Let it dry. Scrape up the fine powder and sprinkle it on the dollars.
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Coat each bill, wanker. Aw yeah.
Yarp
>Make more than most
Has housemate
?
If you make more than most what do you need a housemate for?
Move out or kick him out.
>makes more than most
you do realize if youre completely broke, and not in debt you make more than most
what a fucking autistic child
sage
Man, fuck your reroll.
dont loan him the money are you a goddamn retard?
We all get lucky one day
This is probably my first trips all year
How's that nut going, op?