Dick Rate

Dick Rate

lets determine our self-worth off what anonymous strangers on the internet have to say about our genitalia.

Submit Your Phallus For Critic

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10/10 I want it sandwiched between my tits

lets see dem tits then!

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My phone camera has too high quality. If someone wants to rate an above average uncut cock. Kik me: Omegleguy_01

how do I increase my dick size?

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daaamn, I'd most definitely comply to your wish! you're flamin' hot !

Wow kik?

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What is your prefered dick size?

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the guy whose dick u want sandwiched between ur tits here

pls, keep posting pics, you're a total eyecandy

4/10

How's this then?

Timestamp or gtfo

OP how big are you?

Why would you do that?

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My cock

So this would be better then?

too thin :/

3/10

You're clinically obese. Get help.

8/10 lemme suck it

First time doing this

7-7.5 inches

6/10 i love uncut cocks

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7.5x5.5

ITT: Babydicks

piss off with that shit

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Wowwow 10/10

Last one, you're welcome

6" is babydick status?

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7/8

Nah its just that dicks like this are not manly dicks in my eyes.

They look boyish to me

posting

forgot pic

kek, meanwhile girls tell me my dick is aesthetic as fuck. The fuck are you on faggot?

"sure"

The fairies told me you are lying

Who cares, you're some faglord that is crying about dicks not being manly enough for him on Cred Forums

The fuck lmao

7" cut

I'm a swinger and a giant pervert. I'm fit and know how to fuck well enough that I've been paid for it. Rate my dick.

les do this

"k". Your dick is very manly despite its lack of length, girth and veins.

Yeah I don't have a 10 inch dick....so, what? Still above average and even that would be fine.

do you have a girlfriend?

Diseased /10 you dirty Google. Why infect us with your nigger presence

Oh, yeah. I forgot. This is Cred Forums. Fags/10

Fuck if those are baby dicks, then I must have a fetus penis

I am not saying you are not fine you faggot. I am just saying that it does not look manly but boyish.

I know you can't change it and its not your fault, it doesnt matter but its still true and you know it.

Manly dicks are long, girthy, veiny, have a very big head.

post yours

Just accept you're meant to take a dick up the ass. Not meant to fuck the ass

No girlfriend right now

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>letting your daughter hold your cock to make it look bigger

Here. Let me loose some venom on you, then:

You sorry ass faggot white dick sucking piece of shit. If you weren't so busy sucking your daddy's dick, you might be able to pay attention to the world around you. Not to be confused with the sight of the sight of your mamma's flappy titties flopping around in the pale moonlight.

Whatever honkey. You're just mad that the best white women fuck successful black men while the richest white men are stuck with ghetto assed gold-digging black women.

I'm gripping it, guess that's as big as i can get it.

Hand's width is 4in, I'm around 8.5 give or take.

>Fragrantbranchofyore.jpg

Ayooo

honestly what the fuck is that

it's a cuck

Holy shit. That didn't even take any real effort.

Just goes to show how easy racism really is to show...

Horny fags, time stamp on tits or gtfo

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Look, this is a manly dick

The smallest dick, to be seen.

Are you fucking retarded? He's gripping the fuck out of it
>wear cockring
>problem solved
KIll yourself

poor guy. Did you consider castration?

Neither of your Jewcattle, snip in dick weiners is "manly", burgers

R8 pls

No there wouldn't even be a noticeable difference, so what's the point?

You would lose your sex drive and dont have to waste time on dating women who will never be satisfied with your dick but will be able to focus on becoming an influential and wealthy eunuch

I'm asexual so literally no fucks. A tiny waste of life

So you dont have a desire to fuck women?

r8

Never have never will

R8 m8

Why? are you asexual because of your dick size or for other reasons?

What do you think, do I stand a chance in college?

Yes

Not a stud, pretty average.

what would you rate it?

nice black babymaker

Probs the small dick but no biggie (puns)

why's the tip pink?

Same here, too high res

Kik gmarrt

If you wanna swap pics

natural selection is very cruel...

>tfw not much length but kinda girthy
Would girls really prefer a cock like mine over a longer, skinnier one?

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Do girls orgasm from your dick?

Your cock is tiny....

I'm having a menage tomorrow and the other girl said her ex used XL condoms. I'm usually ok with my size but this got me worrying...

Will post a second one

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I've only had sex twice. One girl thought it was OK, the other one absolutely loved my girth. Neither of them had an orgasm though.

Lucky for you I'm into SPH (if you're a girl at least).

It's just a dick. I don't see why it matters

That is the most aesthetically pleasing cock I've ever seen. Would suck and ride 'til I died 10/10

No timestamp, so unbelievable

r8

Oh really? How is he gonna keep a wife that orgasmed from just fucking before? What do you think? will she cheat?

>Neither of them had an orgasm though.

Well I guess there you got your answer

Asexual" so doesn't need or want a wife.

But most girls don't have an orgasm from penetration alone.

7/10 would suck whenever you wanted

So not only his dick is not enough, he's not doing it right too

That's from the Strain
Shooting silver worms and shit

How about this?

How about right now?

What about my sad sorry self?

Chubby but getting fit

That's not what I meant. Regardless of size or partner, most women don't orgasm from penetration alone.

Fuck with the lights off, nobody wants to see that mutilated disgrace of a crotchworm.

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I'm down. Where you at.

GA, probably nowhere near you.

Enjoy only getting fucked in your ass for the rest of your life

Id bend you over and bust in the deepest part of your ass i could. R8??

Virginia. Was worth a shot though

I like

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>pencildick/10

Dude get the fuck out

What else do you wanna see?

I want you to pierce my insides with that thing

Holy shit that's what I call a good 8/10

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you pull your pants up

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rate me Cred Forums

You're wearing cute bracelet, would be cool if you just shoved it waaaaaay up your butthole. Like way up there. So far you wont see it for months.