Waifu claiming thread

C-Can I get some spicy memes please?

(Ruby)
I got a set of Clorophyte gear. The others in the server are exceedingly helpful, I'm pretty much just along for the ride
(Ran)
I think I remember you saying this now. I gotta pay attention more
(Bully Bote)
I quit

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Mmh...

I don't think I am yet. But I do want to improve my beer culture.
Everyone's get what he can get, no harms.

Just a series of random coincidences then.

I actually didn't come back because "my reason" moved somewhere else.

It's actually 2am here.
We'll most likely end up meeting each other more often from now on, I guess.
If I keep on checking the thread.

Who knows.

I was tired of the raindrops falling on my head.

a fresh and spicy one for you

Don't act like you don't know
What
Cock

...

...

...

Hmm, I'll do that next time

I have the stool

I'm sorry, I'm just really really hungover right now

I'm not a bully

A nice analogy for my drunken shenanigans

I just know not to discuss beer with EU fags. They are so up there ass when it comes to beer I just save myself the headache.

>>>/S4S/
Enjoy the cancer. Don't let it kill you on the way out

Sup bitches. Im making some bomb ass bbq wings atm

Im usually here. You can usually just summon me by saying Kinpantsu three times or post blondes.

You called me shiro in the last thread best gun.

It will definitely help.

Mizure is best rosario-waifu

That's a depressing meme.
If he goes through with it I hope he hasn't done anything embarrassing online.
>
>pics on request
But they're boring.

Hi Nowaru.

Nepu claim!

>How many friends does your waifu have?
She is too busy to maintain plenty of friends, but the other vocaloids or UTAUs are good ones.

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>Best fox now claimed

>I hope he hasn't done anything embarrassing online.

Speak of the Devil and She Shall Appear.

POWERING UP MEGAGIGA MOKA mk5

ONLY QUADS CAN SAVE YOU!

Fuck, I meant Shino.I just talk to Shiro a lot and typed it instinctively
ur bbq an shit
>That armor
This infuriates me to no end
Hello Digimon
But best fox is already claimed

Heh, they won't be made again though I assume.

Since nobody stole best gril while I was away,
KIRARA CLAIM DESU

Alternatively you can break your bottle of rum and ram it into your lung for more oxygen. Always works.

God damn it moka.
Mizore best.
Only triple trips beat me!
Catgun.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, something something, to each their own.
I see. No worries then. Every time I see the word Stellar anywhere the song from Incubus gets stuck in my head.
You're in luck then, apparently I forgot how to link across boards...
Rev? Is that you?
Or are you Taco?
Fuck off, ya roid raging cunt.

Nepu bby

Ayy Ama. Would get drunk more often if I didn't care about my liver.

I guess you won't have a headache with me then.

I'll save the ritual for future uses~

You might just get some Hanako's booty.

Hi Hi NepNep~

DIEEEEEE!

Taco taco taco taco taco

Hello~

Hi, Ran.
Not very functional but very cute, right?
Hiya Alice, and sorry, I've been busy doing nothing and getting drunk in places.
Hey Nowaru, why are you always so tsundere?

Idol a cute btw.
Girly booty.
Nou
>check these dubulubs.
Bread bread bread bread bread.

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZAcDOuPxMyQ

But she's still a jew

nobody took her because nobody knows who that is

Good, cause I'd sooner just ignore you.

Hey Ruri. Did you eat today?

I'm not very smart when it comes to these things

Not anytime soon, that's for sure

Will a bottle of whiskey do?

Hopefully it's a good thing for you~
I'll give the song a listen

>caring about your liver
Noire, dear, we need to change that

Not a cat!
>Hip
That's a butt right there
A cute one
Not cute, I prefer real armor
And?

It comes with experience. If you DO have a hangover, a pretty decent cure is a 5 Hour Energy shot poured into a Gatorade. But it is best to avoid the hangover all together by drinking water as you drink your alcohol.

Sounds like a lot of fun, you didn't even invite us :(
Hello Ruri, how are you tonight?
>implying Nepu isn't cute enough to make the armor irrelevant
Clearly worst cat...

You are most definitely not my nigga Taco.
Have I seen you on these threads before? Or any other anime thread along these lines?
Thanks
It's a blessing and a curse.

But I wasn't even acting like one!

Damn straight.

Kek. Don't worry about me then~

I don't think that would be a good idea...

.........youtube.com/watch?v=8H0J98SidHA

She may be cute, but not cute enough to block my autism

I don't usually talk about beer so no problem.

Catgun go rat tat tat?
>admitting to the cute.

So there's still a possibility. Well, good idea to space it out like that.

Leek leek leek leek leek.

I'm not and I don't think so.

...

I know, I just love getting the tsun side of people ;^) How you doing?
I dunno if you could keep up with me Alice, I'm a bit of a heavy drinker.

HELLO-
Yes do that!
Be careful mega moka is tuff.

Rule 1 of waifu claiming: Tomoko's already been claimed.

Yeah... I don't draw any of these. Chances are something got lost in translation, seeing as the artist is Japanese.
I'll make it easy for you, seeing as you've got that hangover and all.
youtu.be/-nqRkAsZumc
Not really admitting, beauty in the eye of the beholder blah blah blah you know what I mean...
Well that's a damn shame. Used to be another Mikubro I knew a few years back by the name of Rev. Dude was chill as fuck, but I never got his Steam so I could keep on contact with him.

Well, neither I do. Still, it's always something you can talk about.

Heh...I see how it is~
I'm okay, doing fine just like always.
I'd love to stay here but, it's better for me if I actually get some sleep...

Alright, alright~

Anyway, I should go to sleep if I want to actually make it to work tomorrow.
Goodnight guys~

I like that pic
No cat gun here, just Galil.Sorry.
Nice butt
Hello PlayStation girl
Doesn't make you any less cute

Your autism will never be as strong as mine, my friend
Dr!
I definitely couldn't :(
I have had poor luck with alcohol to date
Good night

Peek peek peek peek peek.
Not as tuff as mee.
Weak roundabout, cutie.

Yeah, you gotta wake up pretty early to claim Tomoko.

Until people start beer wars. I'm not a beer elitist. My favorite beer is the closest one. My least favorite beer is an empty one.

Any particular reason why?

Is that a challenge? Well you probably win this one.

That was actually sent to the wrong person. That was to Galil.
Though I'm surte my autism outdoes yours as well

Aaw, goodnight thunder tighs.
Hello catgun girl!
Oh oh! Story time!

Oh well, seems like my internet got back just in time, I can stay here a bit more then.

That's a nice way of seeing things. I approve it.

カラミチーマス

It has been a long day

Still being here, see How are you anyway?

>T-Thunder thighs?

I don't know, it just looks nice
Not a Kitty!

Poplar.
Nope, nothing in the slightest. Had an apple if that counts.

You?

Hey hey, Alice. I'm alright, just sick of calculus right now.

How has your night been?

I can't win with you two, can I?Understatement of the century...
>I'm surprised nobody here has claimed that catboy yet

I always tell myself to drink more water as I drink, but I never did it. It's as if I was trying to make me suffer

Can't be that bad

Noire pls, give more love to your liver, it needs it

Of course, I love getting drunk way too much.

Why thank you, much appreciated.

Goodnigh- nevermind

Probably. I try not to let my autism out, but it happens.

One of the best ways. I've had people at parties seriously get uppity about beer, and I just tell them "You won't drink it? I will. Move."

Mmmmmmkay.

One Apple? A whole apple? Ruri. Come on. Go make a sandwich. Even if it's just tuna fish or a slice of cheese with lettuce.

Nope :^)
What's that implying?

Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.

Now I feel a little bad, it would be a really interesting reunion if it happened right here, right now.
Sucks that there's no way to message anyone directly from Cred Forums, exchanging contacts here can be a terrifying thing to do.

Are you confirming if an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

You sure?
Of course! Beru is thunder tits, you're thunder tighs, I'm thunder ass and Buran is obviously thunder mouth.

It really is. I have almost felt hangovers come on, and disperse just by drinking water if that makes any sense.

Nothing. Just saying "Mmmmmmkay."

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

One of your favorite past times then eh?

I'll give more love to you instead~

>This pats the Matsu

I know the feel.

>Literally me and some other pals
>"I got some wine"
>Friend tastes it
>"Tastes like diesel"
>"Still wine though"
>"True that"
>Drinks more

I feel bad for not playing the last Neptunia chapter yet. Missing out some cash since I want all the DLCs too.
Not bad though~

Yes I'm sure
OK

There isn't really much of a story to tell. Just poor luck when it came to waking up and not having enough in me to prevent the alcohol from just going through me
My night hasn't been too bad. Fuck calculus though, I could never actually finish it

I tried to get my friends to drink wine. But they don't like it for some reason. I guess the sweetness is too much for them. Guess that happens when literally every other alcoholic beverage that isn't a mixed drink is bitter as fuck.

K then.

You don't have it? I mean, you wouldn't ilegally download it, right? RIGHT?!
Why are you so sure about it?
I've never throwed up before! I'm stronk!

You're welcome~
Then I surrender. There is no winning this for me.
Nah, don't worry about it. People come and go, what can you do?

Alright
Because Galil is a fox
Now that you've admitted it you can never again say you aren't cute

There are wines that are pretty bitter.
Not many but there are.
And yeah, I'd just have to see the discos around here, it's the total opposite, almost no one drinks bitter stuff and beers.

I-I just said I miss some cash...that doesn't mean I'm going to illegally download it..!

...

Drowning the hangover away
I like it

Quite possibly, yes.
Played any OW as of late?

L-lewd!
>this acts all tsun and stuff

Not quite what I expected, but still an enjoyable song
You have cursed me

*affirmative grunt*

Yeah, true. But again I just drink whatever is put in front of me.

Kind of. More like replacing the water your drunk ass probably pissed out.

Uh huh.

That's right! You wouldn't download a car now, would you? Although, I might be able to maybe find a download link if you were to be doing some piracy. If you catch my drift.
How do you know?

You know the drill by now.

It just seems to be, no matter how much water I drink, it's never enough to prevent it. It's quite frustrating.

Where can I get Hyperdimension Neptunia? I didn't see it on steam and the torrent with the most seeders has 4...

But that's heresy!

Oh well. That's the cost of defeat.
It's not all bad.

Come on...
I was just being nice~

I think most do so if they just want to get drunk.

>Most
>Implying

Why does this sounds like black market to me.
Although, I wouldn't download Neptunia. Other things besides that? Most likely yes. Depends.

claimed

>

I find it easier to introduce new drinks to people when they are already drunk.

Assuming you can't get private contacts, the best you can do is having fun meeting new people, enjoying the ones you can talk to as much as possible and being happy that you did talk to others at some point.

Of course! It's heresy! I was just testing you to see if you were paying attention, ha, ha ha.
(Meet me in the dark alley in ten minutes)

How do you know your waifu isn't actually a skinwalker?
I don't though
So how does it feel being cute?
Yo, that's pretty lewd
>

Yep, I have. Was shooting for the diamond in comp, until I realized you needed to play regularly to keep your rank. Satisfied with platinum, maybe.

How about you?

Yes you do, I see a waifu claiming thread, and i ironically post Mitzi Mozzarella.

Meeting in a dark alley sounds dangerous, Can we meet in a bright open area instead?

Oboy, I pissed like a fucking gallon today and yesterday
Good thing I didn't kiss the toilet

Of course not~

10/10 would giggle again

And look where that got us~

I'm still a gold nigger
Although I can reach platinum if I played more.

>Dark alley
>10 minutes
Got it.

Kaname is a pretty lewd """"""""""""""""""girl""""""""""""""""""

Everything is easier about convincing when someone is drunk.

Well I was. And..you shouldn't trick me this way...Heh~

>Dark alley
I won't let you. I'll call Histy~

Heh...yeah~

Did somebody say lewd?

Erica claimed

your all shit and should feel like shit

hikage claimed

Yeah. Every time I see a Miku poster, I always wonder though.
I dunno, I have no point for comparison.
Incubus has been a favorite of mine since I was a kid.

Exactly. It's definitely about replacing the hydration you piss away.

Sometimes. Now that I think about it I've only ever had drunk sex so.

What's wrong Hikage?

Oh shit, you're good at this.
What? Can't two pals gather in a dark, secluded alley, with no witnesses around whatsoever? Is it really that unnerving to you, hun?
Wew, what a heretic you are ;^) ;^)
(I would have to repair my power cord and look up for the link though so I'll tell when I get it.)
What is it, Noire? Afraid of what could happen, the two of us, alone, in a cold, dark alley? ~laughingwhores.jpg
S nek.

here

who?

Would you happen to be trying to seduce me?

I guess

My favourite band are French Canadians
Went to one of their live performance a while back, was a ton of fun

Got it, had myself a glass
Didn't realise how thirsty I actually am

Whoa that's like fuckin' mean

I did not know this
Post more lewds
Sieg heil
You're*
;^)
Loving that pic tbh
Or am I?
>X Files theme song plays

Links? I thought it was dungeon rape.

It's a meme, silly billy.

That happens rather often I assume, given her popularity. I'll think positively here, if seeing me reminds you of good friends then I'm alright with it.

sup
dope anime bro
ayyy

cut me yuno

Hello 2nd best gun.

I never did. Was about to during the last day of the year party, but I wasn't drunk enough to fuck my friend's gf "^^

I would release all my hellish lewdness~

That's up to you, I'm not making the rules~

hello again

Oh boy my Favorite
Mmm. Post more

Zipped right past Gold. Climbing the ranks seemed fairly easy this time around. Although yeah, time and just wanting to play are needed.

Can we meet on Discord instead? :(
Then I don't have to leave my house