Help me please

Help me please

the swords are metaphors and I have crippling depression

Where's all your blood you fucking faggot?

Maybe if you were not on Cred Forums you wouldn't have crippling depression, eh?

this is the end of the line
I dont know where else to turn to when there is nowhere else so I came here

Stop fapping. Fixes everything.

I dunno, yesterday we had a pretty dank horse cartoon gay porn thread going, that helps my severe depression subside.

Try it.

Is this Bleach??
Lame

I dunno I just google imaged death because its what I want

Okay dude this seems like edgefag territory.
If you genuinely want to feel better, go do drugs.

I don't mean buy crack off of some nigger.
Go drink like 3 monsters or some shit.

Let the caffeine tremors take your mind off of the suicidal thoughts.
Its what I do.

Aye bro everything will be fine. I would suggest trying to remove all those swords though.

>the swords are metaphors for dicks and I have crippling homosexuality.

fixd

Figurative or literal, I'd say you're fucked. Vaya con Dios!

drugs/alcohol OP. its pretty well the answer for most problems

sure ok

I thought anti depressants would help but they cant stop all of it

Three of swords: The wound.

You're reeling from heartbreak and betrayal. Who did this to you? You couldn't do it alone...

40 ounces to freedom OP

Do you... not believe me, or something?
Option 1: Feel like killing yourself
Option 2: Feel something else

Pick one and stop being a faggot.

I thought life was going to be good but its just doing what you hate for 50 years and then dying

you want the guy to go get some fuckin energy drinks and get tweaked? dude go buy an ounce of weed and take a few days off. you'll be fine

It wasnt sarcasm I am doing it

Sucks when you realize that, doesn't it?

Why do what you hate for 50 years? Find something you love to do, get good, and get paid for doing it so you don't have to work a shit job.

spend the money you make from the shit you hate on shit you love. or dont do shit that you hate. go buy a really fast car

Oh, my bad, THC is the real cool guy drug, caffeine doesn't do anything!

If I feel like killing myself I ingest as much caffeine as possible.
Because the results are either that I die, problem solved, or I force myself into a fight or flight- esque feeling that overpowers the depression.
I'm using my own physiology against my depression.
If I feel like I'm going to die, my brain takes over.
I live in PA, you can easily go 40 mph on a bicycle on some of these roads because of the hill. Same situation.
Go down it so fast and recklessly that if you hit something you die, or survive it and ride the rush.

Oh, ok.
Well regardless of what I've said so far, remember to not go TOO far.
Try it a few times here and there, make yourself shake for three hours from the caffeine, but only to sort of give yourself a wake up call.
If you don't feel better, up the dosage.

Because really, your options are to kill yourself or live trying.

>thc is a real cool guy drug
if you want to put it that way. ive been smokin it for 23 years, its just a plant. when i smoke it it makes me feel good. to each their own

Smoke if you want.
Smoke meth if you want, I'm a nihilist, I do not give a fuck.

Wasn't attacking you for being a smoker.

Are u related to Shiro Emiya by any chance?