Waifu claiming thread

HIKAGE IS MINE
they aren't lewding

N ep

you

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK

And then people end up drinking more alcohol as a result
How fun

>100+°F
How do you live? 60 degrees is already too hot for me

>M-maybe

Lolrip
But I'm always sad

I don't even watch the anime~
I hear it's bad, I'm just hoping my waifu is in so I can have some gifs

Get fucked

And that legend is none other than the tsunato

>actually being human

still here

Implying we wouldn't all fuck you silly :^)
Except for Beatrice, he's not gay at all ;o

And they are just digging their hole deeper.

:o

Erica claimed

>But then who's the best?
L85A1 of course.

I'm only 4 episodes deep into it but so far Felt is best.

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Then I guess you've already seen enough.
What a surprise~

He wasn't a cuck, he was just too drunk to even understand where he was. He even ran away for 1 hour and then came back randomly saying "Hey I got cigs".

I think you misunderstood the Yuri thing.
I guess you'll see later on~

I'm still trying to find a way to not make you sad.

Soon enough my lewd friend
Stick around and maybe you'll see some real lewds~

I think your top 3 material honestly. It's the leggings what did it for me

Who doesn't want to fuck you silly?

I know ;) How are you today?

I've been alright, just sick :C how about you?

It's all about the mindset. but I'd say people with prosthetics have a harder time due to the full body weight being on an awkward part of the body

My grandpa owns a 1931 Model A Ford and I got to ride in it. Neat stuff.

Sci :D
wassup
soundcloud.com/daddydiner0/daddy-dinero-fk-w-the-clique-prod-by-808-mafia?in=daddydiner0/sets/the-inauguration

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I want to snuggle you!
Rem is really nice as the show goes along, but felt is still the cutest I think ^-^

Your grandpa is hardcore, how fast did it go?

heloooo

You flatter, but you don't recognize your own talent firsthand.

Bummer my man. Just came off of being sick myself heh. Doing good, diving into music for the night.

>Think you might like it :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=IitCQCaKi3E

Sup.
Beatrice, fucking no homo scum, amirite?
Cute pic!
Uhm, aah, I-I dunno.
Nooice, trips and cool car, sup?
Although there are paralimpic athletes like that, right?
Hiya!

And I want to snuggle you :3

Gotta satisfy the raging alcoholism~

Just be yourself

Lover of legs?
She's obviously my top

Sounds lewd

Talent? Where :^)

Fastest waifu on no legs!
Not much. A bit tired. It's been a little while since you've dropped in.
He got it from a war buddy too, makes it even more neat.
It wasn't a hot rod or anything. Went up to like 30 MPH I guess, but we were just driving through the neighborhood.
Hi.
Best idol.

soon

hey

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Just be careful you don't get the DTs. I had those before. And holy fuck. That shit is terrible. Terrible terrible terrible.

I have quite a few more~ :3

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Oh it will be. It'll be even better if you join in
Now now don't tease me hikage~

>Sci
I don't think I'm the person you think I am :C

I could listen to this shit all day

youtube.com/watch?v=TLxv_g_zQkY

Yeah, some are damn good too. A man named Matt Stutzman broke the world record in archery. He has no arms

youtube.com/watch?v=2riqL4GOfR8

>ZSHOOOOOOOOOOOOM
What's up!?

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Me liking Felt so much might relate to the fact that I'd love to be dominated by a loli.

I'm curious about what makes Rem so popular when her design isn't too impressive in my opinion. Beatrice looks fun and cute though.

You did something that a lot of people don't have the luxury to do.

I choose death before dishonor
I'd rather die than live down on my knees
Bury me like a soldier, WITH MY DIGNITY

> being this much of a fucking virgin

almost certain i saw the same prosthetic waifu last night but sure im prly wrong

Just got back from dinner at my grandparents house, which was nice! How about you?
Also, got a poster of Shiro yesterday, and I love it! Hung it up on my ceiling. It's such a great sight to go to sleep too and wake up too.
Yes.

>has no arms
God, I know what you're talking about, the guy that gave him a medal almost tried to give him a handshake before realising.
I just love Nepnowa. Hey, I've always wonder, are you wearing tigh highs, or are those boots?
I wonder why you always go unnoticed.
Commit honorabru mitsubishi to keep honour of famiry.

People like Rem because she confessed to the MC. Also she has more screen time than Emilia and Ram. Rem is THE waifubait of Re:Zero

I think she really bonds with the MC the most and she gets a lot of attention compared to the rest of the girls, so I like her personality

Beatrice is pretty cute, I suppose
My dad used to do this to me

I had to Google it, and man, that looks horrifying. Sorry you went trough that

W-what?

Not feeling particularly lewd, sowwy

Kek.

Where you ask? The reflection of your mirror.

Best Smile. How goes?

You and me both man.

youtube.com/watch?v=sUKiOcV1SSc

im not really

I'm conflicted cuz I hate subaru but I really don't understand why he obsesses over emilia when he seems to connect a lot with rem in the show

I hate him and like rem so I'm glad they're not together, but I also think it makes sense if they did

>klonata

>Overused /waifu/ meme

These are thigh highs~

Chu~

Well, I'm really off to sleep now. See you later/tomorrow~!

I could easily say that period was the worst part of my life so far. Took nearly a month of sobriety before they fully went away. I drink in moderation now.

I wasn't being serious, he's said before that he's gay

user, where is your waifu?

SODUKU
But really though, I'd rather die for the cause than live in a world where it has died.

right here

Goes pretty nicely! Just got back from dinner at my grandparents house. How about you?
Also, see image in Super excited about that poster I got.
Sleep well.

Playing "Over the rainbow" on a Theremin is a meme now?

He obsesses over Emilia cause he is fucking stupid and fixated on the one girl who helped him. Also her looks probably won his dick over instantly.

Rem stays pure. Even if she is a cuck.

>just realized you owoed me
How dare you?

Hey again

Well, she has the most screentime, and she's the one that's trying to be "the cute one" the most. She's not bad anyways imo.

Stop being lewd for once

I was told by Hanako you were incredibly lewd, Is that right?

Alice, I am aware of that :^)
Hey, who said you could stop loving me?
Night!
Suwako!

C'mon, the more people the better it gets~
With pics like that it feels like you are

It's very rare I see another Emi in here but It's happened a few times
>SHE MY WAIFU. MY WAIFU

Oh shit nice. I need to get my a Fullmetal Alchemist or Soul Eater poster. Time to go etsy shopping

He had to congratulate him somehow!

Fuck dude, aside from the Mass Effect OST if you haven't listened to Faunts then I'd highly recommend it. Faunts is fucking dope
>This shit rocks my tits everytime

youtube.com/watch?v=Dm7MhmDXKS8

Whats good bros. Hows your night going?

I only see raging alcoholism
>you even got dubs

Mwah~
Goodnight pasta boi

Jesus fuck
Makes me want to stop drinking tbh

I know you love it, you kinky bastard

I'll call the lewd police on you!

Hey.Very nice pic BTW
What?

Where have you been that you have to hear from others that I'm incredibly lewd?
Just because I've been gone for 2 weeks is no excuse! Meme masheen mizore! The lewd queen!
Do you need my lewd love?

I got mine from redbubble. Do you already have an Emi poster? If not, that should be your highest priority in my opinion.

Hey, an image swap!That's actually never happened to me before

No reason to not drink. Just don't go overboard like I did.

>wake up, 6 pack
>lunch, 6 pack
>after lunch, 6 pack
>dinner, 6 pack
>and a 6 pack to tuck me in

Now imagine doing that for almost half a year. Nearly every day.

sorry

Sorry, my autism must be peaking again then. I should really go to sleep
>striped thigh high socks
>hngggg

>The panties are stripped too

Going to watch anime and get ready to pass out, good night.

Appropriate picture, having a waifu poster is another luxury, partially because normies don't have waifus.

Confessing is too hard, better pick a waifu that has the balls to do it herself.

I assume she will have some yandere qualities, not my favourite archetype.

I can't judge her personality yet, just the design. But knowing this much about her screentime worries me because all I really wanted was more Felt.

Nice image. Yes, the poster of Shiro is fantastic.
Sleep nicely.

Whoa
I don't think I could even afford to do it
>I say that while I bought a 198$ bottle not even a week ago
I took a shot in the morning when I went to college, that's it

Goodnight

Don't worry about it.
I was about to point that out.
I need people to love because I can't love myself! *insert low-key self hatred joke here*
Hi space burka waifu.
Maybe a pat on the back or something, jesus christ.
You're pretty much the owO queen, Ro bee, I just can't hold myself.

Mizore is best rosario waifu
>lewds are best
Why so much alcohol?

Ten out of fucking ten, god damn.
Hey Mask

night

nep don't ignore me

sleep well cutie :3

Fuck

>you kinky bastard
I know we've known each other for like, around a week or 2, but how do you know me so well?

It's adorable. Also, nice thumbnail
So, what are you up to?

I uhm... never payed attention to lewdness until now...

If you want, I can tell you if she was a lot of screentime or not, but that's up to you
And yeah, Felt is really cute

Since when am I the owo queen? I though we were all owoers here

Stripes are literally the best ghins when it comes to thigh highs and underwear
I should probably go to sleep at this point
>i found Hyperdimension Neptunia
>I was going full retard and searching "Neptune"
I guess it's been a long day?

Dirty 30s man. It's like $20 for a 30 case of 12oz Nasty Light. Tastes like piss but it works.

Hello imageless person
>snek
I understand obtaining it but why drink that much was life really that bad?

Stripped UHNFS

As long as Juvia doesn't find out i don't really care
Did i hear you mention
>lewds?
I don't mind a bit of teasing though~

Nope. Just a dirt bag alcoholic with nothing to do but drink.

I was working 9 to 5 but that wasn't enough to drive me to alcoholism. Just something I fell into in high school.

>blue/purple chick

im just going through my pics in the order they are in the folder right now

*insert hug because I know*
*Insert inappropriate groping because fun*
Best and best!
Oh?
>Petplay
>hnng
Yes they are.
>here's a peek

Great fucking taste.

I don't even know where I would get one. Not finding much on google :C

lmao I know. What a silly man. Love the Curb your Enthusiasm videos lol

Well shit then m8
All these lewds
There's just something about the color purple...

People are telling me things
You spooky, kinky roodby
>also, great pic

As long as it gets you drunk

Have this one

She'll find out and glares at you in prison

I just forgot the image
>That pic
FINNA BUST A NUT
I'm just watching football and chilling with my cat though.
Only thing better than strips is the stars and stripes.
Why is she in a pile of shit?

Why are you asking us to strip :(
Striped is the best, I'm glad you agree!
Mizore a lewd
Get out of here

Oh good lewrd.

fish

I'm sorry hun :^( oh! Hey, I bought a mean knife the other day, sadly my phone camera doesn't wants to work and I can't get a pic :^((
*owO's with expectation*
lelelelelelel
*insert innapropiate joke about handholding* *nervous chuckle after realising what has just been said*
~

If more like this are in there don't stop
She won't find out
>right?

Ah fox wolf or cat?
I love sub pet girls
Thank you m8

Sounds like a grand time. I'm well, ate dinner myself and just relaxing to music now.

That's pretty sweet man. How much did it cost ya?

Aside from the OST, nah I haven't really. Digging this however, really liking the drumming.

Been rocking this and other songs by the same artist for a bit
youtube.com/watch?v=HpeBrw0JG4M

Taker a closer look.

It's t ime to end this day.

Good night /waifu/, time for bed

G'night alice

Why so mean?
We've talked before, you don't remember me?
Fox

HHHHHNNNGGGG

:'( , what else happened lately with you

sure i guess

Yes, petplay... just not too rough, please

Things? Things like what? NotLikeThis
>posting this pic because I know you love it

Hey hey, busting a nut? Come on, that's too lewd, even for me
>a cat is fine too

Y-You can't just owo at me like that! It's inappropriate!
*owos back*?

I may be up for petting but I'm not sub
Well, maybe

Yes. I've contained it though. No more lewd bombing threads, I can't derail them forever.
*Insert tounge into docking slot 3*
*insert derailment of conversation*
Also lewds.
I'm gentle, for the most part~

Get ready to be glared and frowned upon

I look at the Abyss
And it's looking me back :^)

Many things, lewd friend
>the thrill of the H U N T

I'm out waifus see yall tomorrow

Its not you specifically thats hard to remember its the fact that there are so many others. But hello fox chan
Ikr
Trust me...you'd be my sub
My penis can onlt get so erect

Oh, that's no good! I'm sure you can find custom posters though where you can put your own image.
Impostor fish.
Relaxing is always the best part of my day!
It ran me up $25, but it was worth every penny.
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Alice.
See ya.

you got ruby lewds this time?

forever lewdening

see ya

Implying my dreams aren't all nightmares :^)

What are you up to tonight?

How are you tonight?

yeah that's true. shits so expensive though :C

Mmm~
Keep going~
Don't tell my waifu please

Are you sure about that? Cuz I'm not

TONIGHT, WE HUNT
Also, many things like?

And how could you know?

A few
>

Its a meme you dip
Its alright, I've done the same before.
Good pic btw

Night!
*owO's in excitement*
I got drunk, first, the wine made me go feelsies for a bit, then I started chugging rum and whiskey and I was miserable but alrighg with it.
W-what?! Do-docking slot?! Which one is the third one?
>nightmares
Being awake it's the same deal anyway.
Just ate a slice of cheese :^) you?

Implying

Im acfually almost out of lewds....
Doing fine. Watching the steelers rape the Chiefs . You arent sad are you?
>because i know me
Hows your night been

I don't even dream most of the time.
Mmm, yes, that's true.

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‏What's the matter, fam. Can't backwards quote?

wew

706357000

>706357000

Unlike you, some of us aren't hackers.
Oh, I was unsure by the filename, as I thought that one was numbered.
Doing good today?

alright
>

so an ok day? i've been inside this whole weekend, bored and on the thread

some won't be as lewd as others because im just kinda throwing random ones out there

lad

Never erect enough!
Hmmm maybe.
Then I'll just have to get rough.
Well it's not docking slot one, two, or four!

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I'm on the phone, you'll be sleeping on the couch tonight young man

A HOONTER MUST HOONT
I have a erp log of you..
Jesus man
>a lie

‏ ‏Harder than it looks, isn't it?

‏The 1337est.

love at first sight
youtu.be/inBKFMB-yPg

I'm good

How do you do this?
It's getting pretty lewd in here
Its been good, watching the same game you are funnily enough

‏1337 Hacks Fam

>not for mizore or tali
Same here tbh
Total....annihilation

Also i may be gone here in a second. Bout to start a game of munchkin.

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Oh are you erp in private?
>Perv.
Share the logs.

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Please~
No please you don't understand. She'll be even more mad that i did it again

What kind of cheese? Nothing, trying to figure out what the hell I want to do

only sad because custom posters are stupid expensive :C

Oh well. Etsy has some sick posters for cheap so I guess it's an ok trade off. Need more Mass Effect, Metroid, and Witcher in my life

Ohhh I actually really like that! I doubt you will like it much but this album has been my shit for the past month. My favorite song is Trying to Breathe Through Your Eyes. It's at 26:32

youtube.com/watch?v=g1ySJu1x0-4

thread seems kinda lewd tonight.

I know it is qt don't worry

Stop owoing at me and tell me how are you and what you're up to!

>doesn't mean you know me~

You know I can't fight you when it comes to lewds...
>

P-Please be rather gentle...

>erp
We just posted lewd pics and talked about life, what do you mean?

No we don't!

Hey ^^
Yeah, tru.

Policewoman Claimed.

And I didn't instigate it this time!

BTW I don't like you're waifu's voice. Reminds me of Hakase and Nonon.

>the odds of you being sub to me are highly in my favor still

B-but it's private fampai

Rightfully so

I only tried to spook you fam, don't take me seriously ;-;

alright see ya, if you leave

706357907

Please no...

Yeah, although, I'm still somewhat sad, tho that's normal now.
What?! I, uhm, I want someone to stick their tongue inside my ear, would you do that?
We want to see the dm's nigga.
Cheddar. What about playing vidya?
I'm doing mostly ok, and just chilling, as usual. You?

but both of those characters have good voices...
I like her voice a lot. you have a lot of stuff you don't like.

rip don't be sad, be happy man

Come on man
I don't care who wins, I hate both teams tbh
You're the qt
But also lewd, wew'd at that pic
How's it going man?
Post lewds

Eh, I'd really only want to buy stuff of my waifu, but to each their own.

One more.
>that's not icing
I'll be as gentle as I need to be.
Suuuuure you don't
Dud!
>share it in private.
That's easy! Do you know how hard it is to slip your tongue into a liver!
>ears are easy.
#706358191

That would be against the law, and as a policewoman I enforce the law.