New YLYL Thread

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SJW

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>5minutevideo
You lied

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I actually know the guy that drives this car

Well at least you were funny

Kind of funny

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>6667
maybe if you got quads this thread would be better

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fucking nice shittier meme normie
Fuck off to reddit now

Gonna Honest I Need Help Putting Shit In

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>Cred Forums, its inevitable
Think you mean Cred Forums m8

that's a fucking potential sport right there..

olympic tier...

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Hi

Mods clean this fucking trash

Thanks Dude

A Little Bit Rude

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now that is a real skill

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>work harder, corporations need more tax breaks

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dammit why to this? it was clever I'll admit.

I Think My Work Here is Done I Started The Thread Goodnight Cred Forumsrothers Its Time For Me To Go To Bed

It's actually a small business that I work for, not a big corporation.

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Get out commie

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>team's healer
they're the ones who should be taking YOUR dick for keeping them alive, coming from a support main in almost every game. It's a hard and thankless job, but we do it.

ahh the little slut wants to roleplay as the top? ok sweetie, we can try it, but you still have to make me cum after

I mean, I kind of got a boner from reading this.

It's not like I was gay or anything, no of course not.

I like women.

Who rendered this? This must have taken hours! Why?

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wat
also
>mei
>is
>bae

Checked your trips my nigga

Mei Is Bei

>lost

kek

you know what you have to do

look at that guy...still got morals pfff

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can we all agree the Male body is superior in every way?

wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

You all lose.

the fucking cancer banana is the funniest thing in thing toilet of a thread

what the fucking fuck

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I know the guy who wrote that. He's funny af. I lose to that story every time.

Also here's an OKcupid I made for some guy in a wheelchair when I was drunk the other night. He was being an asshole.

okcupid.com/profile/cr4y0la

I got a boner thinking of a girl playing Overwatch and using my cock with those rules

>implying this includes girls

omfg

fucking kek'd

I'm hard as fuck now

>ATM'S

triggered

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first chuckle of whole day

Oh kek

Crying.

I used to work at a hotel and have actually said this to guests when they ask if the porn is disabled "No, sir I think it's only the regular kind." Most of them didn't get it or didn't find it funny. Those who did were pretty cool and tipped well.

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bzbzbzbzb

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Rude

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i love how she turns her face into the 2nd burst of spunk,well timed

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Dark af

Kek

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why not feg

lost

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lost

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Aussie bants

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lost

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Anjem Choudary (the guy on the right) literally is a terrorist though

Well he's a terrorist sympathiser and he just got locked up for it. 5 years I think, hope it's longer though

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Fucking kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZiUClqHqHjk

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Without those black bars id be very offended

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Source of the dragon fucking a car is this guy furaffinity.net/view/10149106/

Nice meme

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Doesn't that autistic fuck drive this shit box around Houston Tx?

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Imma need the sauce

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soup Cred Forums

You may recall this from some threads yesterday and the day before, but in honor of Cred Forums's ~13th year sucking away at what I used to call a life, I decided to share some green texts I've collected. At least the ones on this HDD anyway.

bit(fucking dot)ly/2dj3tGq

It's a link to a dropbox. I wanted to keep count, and after I got 100 I will stop this spamming. Only 6 to go!

Well, I'm off. Enjoy. Or not.

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Alpha right there.

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I agree, corporate subsidies are just as bad as welfare, probably worse

Cuz tax breaks are why businesses exist. Fuckin lefty retard

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Fuck off Sachii

Which is why we need govt neutered and shrunken just like op's dick.

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So close. But you didn't deserve it for getting my hopes up.

usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/09/13/story-zoo-naming-gorilla-harambe-mcharambeface-appears-hoax/90309152/

This is why they call men KINGS

Cartoon funny without your faggot insta-meme border

Fag

The shota's even better than the "funny" shit. Let's play fags.

Theres a fuckin autismo that drives a subaru just like this at my university

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this is the new owner of Cred Forums

Why?

I understand that you're lonely.

It must be hard becoming self-aware, and also aware that no one will ever love you.

Seriously. why not share this shit with people who will appreciate it?

Didn't make it, fag.

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Wipe ass with looseleaf paper

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706355466#

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back to /waifu/

lost

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youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo

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funny banan picture lol
hahaha

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That's no way to refer to your daughter.

Lost.

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Why is he on Rollerblade?! WHY IS HE ON ROLLER BLADES?!

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lel

Kek everytime

>Implying small businesses aren't at the mercy of the banks who leech off our tax dollars

Corporate welfare for days.

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Actually, I have a boyfriend and we fap to shota together. He's a qt Chinese femboy. How does it feel being wrong fag?

qt tbh

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Da fuk nigga?

He doesn't love you.
No one does.

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I'm not laughing.

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>bee suit
lost

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He's completely obsessed with me. You're the worst troll ever. Try again.

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Lost hard

goodnight kanaya

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Lucky.

Obsession is an unhealthy trait. Sounds like you should watch yourself around him.

got me

I think you're the troll here.

This is a thread where people post funny things. You're just posting pictures of tranny cartoons. There's no justification for what you're doing; you're just trolling, posting shit no one cares about. I don't actually care who you rub dicks with.

this post SCREAMS pedo and homo
>kill yaself yo

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What the fuck is this? Lost my shit

if you include corporate tax loopholes
much much much much worse.

Welfare is only 10% of the national budget. Corporate.

If big corporations were taxed properly it would account to nearly the same number as total income tax on citizens.

Essentially by properly taxing corporations, we wouldn't need to pay an income tax for the government to keep operating as it does.

Okie dokie then

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Shrinking the government would give corporations MORE power, not less dumbass. We need a strong government that can properly regulate those robber barons.

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post nudes, faggot

>is wrong
>repeatedly
>w-w-well I didn't care anyway!
Also, you're wrong again. It's shota, not trannies, moron. How does it feel being stupid and mad?

TOPKEK

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holla holla get dolla

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>Assumes the word of a random internet troll is proof that anything other than loneliness and shameful solo masturbation to pathetic TRANNY fantasy cartoons is occurring.
The fancy Japanese word you're using to describe tranny cartoons doesn't make them less tranny cartoons.
Seriously, go plague your own kind with this shit. Nobody cares how degenerate you are.

>Lost

its funny that she named her cat after food

TLDR

The only funny thing in this thread is you, dumbass.

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Found the freeloader

Do you not know what a tranny is? By definition they're just not trannies though. If you were going to use english words they're girly little boys. Not trannies.

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wow, dubs

May great amounts of violence cross your path soon.

How does it feel to be a faggot, fag?

A tranny is a person who takes hormones and shit to be a different gender. Not little cartoon boys getting fucked. Also, I'm not even the one that was originally posting them. I only did in response to the other guy. Stop getting so mad man, it's embarrassing.

>assuming their genders
So you're a fucktard, troll and a sexist/transphobe. Also stop lying about having a chink bf, your fantasies will never be real

lost everytime ffs

>santa claus in trouble
ono

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Cringe and not funny

atleast they get to ride a kangaroo to work

>be me
>nineteen
>working as a manager in food
>quickpromotion.wav
>start talking to coworkers about donating blood
>one of the crew is slightly autistic
>noticeable but he's a functioning potato
>tell him I've donated but never gotten lightheaded
>ask him if he has
>"Nah, not really ever gone near one of those things."
>ask why not
>"I don't want people to catch my autism."
>In drive-thru window
>Lose my shit right there in front of a lobby full of customers
>Some other people laugh
>It was a good day for potatoes and mankind alike

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They're girly.
They have dicks.
Not only do I not care about your ultra-specific definition of "tranny", it's entirely beside the point.
You're posting shit that's irrelevant to the thread, and you're doing it for no reason than to subject people to your ridiculous little fetish.
Nobody cares about your predilections, but maybe another board would. You're choosing to ignore that, and force your idiocy onto others where it's neither appreciated, nor even expected.
Go entertain your own degenerate kind on another board with this disgusting faggotry.

joke's on you, they are the same.
no stigma for big corps and rich board mambers when their rugged individualism stumbles though, get the workers to eat each other while we pay ourselves with their money.

Nobody's mad.
Is stating an opposing view being mad?

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Well how can it be racism if race is different from species?

They're fucking cartoons. Who cares if I misgender them? For that matter, who cares if I misgender anyone? You're a racist that cares if someone else is a transphobe? Also, why the fuck would I lie? I could have just as easily said I have a mom that loves me, or that I have friends. This is an anonymous image board though, it's not like I have some sort of image to build or reason to lie to anyone.

Fucking lost!

>Actually, I have a boyfriend

I lost.

I only posted like one shota in response to the other guy doing it. Then I put them in my replies to you because it made you mad. Obviously there's at least one other guy that likes it. Also, my definition isn't ultra specific. Someone being girly is all it takes to be a tranny, even if they're a little boy? So all girly little boys are trannies? Your definition is vague to the point of being idiotic.

This is a ylyl, unless you find shota completely hilarious and assume other people find it amusing, please don't post it on this thread.

Shhhhh
It is part of his game

Hehe

I don't blame blacks for wanting to fuck white chicks, black chicks are fucking disgusting, both in looks and personality. There are hundreds of stories about Black mothers killing their kids over weave

I know that's an aboriginal, but I'm talking about Niggers

lost , also source ?

At the end of the day, you are trap fags, please precede to the after life.

You're missing the point.

If you walked into a whorehouse and pulled your dick out, it would be much different than if you did the same at the local grade school.

Nothing you're doing is relevant to the thread. Also, the part where you're accusing me of getting "mad" is just intended to incite my ire, which you've failed to do even once. The problem with people like you is that you're just going for a reaction because you're so insignificant in real life, that you feel everything you do anonymously has to be shocking, so you post irrelevant shit that you know no one else appreciates.

thanks fam

Thank you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

What?

growth hormones will fuck your shit up

i agree
youtu.be/MyTuI-WMhVA

but then theyd have to make a female team...

use tits then ? that or dildos

fuckkk I can't believe I lost to this

I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.

>mfw this is your own delusion to validate your sickness
>mfw your boyfriend doesn't exist
>mfw you are forever alone
>mfw you finally realize its because you shitpost threads up with kiddy porn and claim its okay bcause its 2d

killing yourself solves all these problems user

ITT: Faggot trying to force his fetish on others, in order to be validated by normal people.

Also, attempted to lie on the internet (who would do such a thing?) about his social life in order to feel better about his position in life.

Nobody likes your shit, you are literally attempting to force it upon others, even after being asked to stop, then damage controlling at a major level to prevent yourself from sliding into depression which is where you belong.

Suicide, senpai, its the only way.

Thank you guys for the exactly 100 clicks. Now to save up for another year. Hopefully this one is better than the last...

>forcing your fetish onto others against their will
>no stopping after being asked
>being proud of being mentally deluded
>falsifying things to sound like you are't a total shut in faggot
>not posting pics because your femboy doesnt exist

KILL YOURSELF LMAOING @ YOUR LIFE

Wow, just keeping it real with your transphobia. Fuck you.
You obviously had a reason for posting gay smut in a humour thread and I seriously doubt you find that shit funny

>loves men
>calls others stupid and mad
WEWEE ARE YOU IN FOR A SURPRISE IN A FEW DECADES

>hastur

is it time to fap already? fuck

i fail to see how that answered his question? take it to an actual shota thread. i saw one in the catalog so you cant say there isnt one

How the fuck did I loose to this? I need sleep

This x1000
I don't care if your thing is shota, trannies, furries, straight sex or gay men having sex with dragons while they fuck cars.

The point is, you know for a fact your fetish is abnormal and not accepted.

Otherwise, why would you come to this thread and force others to view it?
A thread that has nothing to do with it?
Because you WANT it to be validated, so you can feel better about your own existence.

It's sad, and pathetic.

Anyone going to make a new thread?

>I have bananas and shota that need posting.

because fuck you that's why

transphobia? being scared of the same gender they were before they "transitioned"?

Man > takes hormones > gets breasts >chops dick off >still a fucking man.

Same for women.

So wouldn't transphobia just boil down to being scared of the original gender? Or do you know nothign about biology and chromosomes?

if theyre taking dick in their ass theyre trannies

Bananas are almost fine if posted tastefully, they've gone from meme to hated cancer to almost chemo at this point.

If bananas keep shota and tranny/furfags away from these threads, by all means post them.

>shota and furfags and tranny fags are just trying to get other people to validate the sickness within their minds by forcing you ro participate in their fetish tl;dr: the saddest most pathetic shit imaginable

Agreed.

That's..fucking hot

Work...

Nigger, without a timestamp and such people will only see you for what you are, some lonely piece of shit neckbeard neet