>My girlfriend hates going out to bars without me because she can't handle liquor and says she scares herself >found videos on her phone of her grinding and making out with her girlfriends while wasted in a packed bar >My parents have asked me to house sit for them for the month of October. >girlfriend asks for permission to have her friends over to drink / celebrate halloween
How do I make this pic related?
Matthew Sullivan
A gun is a good method to achieve this.
Christian Morris
Use a gun
Jason Hill
Gun, OP
Logan Collins
you fucking have to do it now OP
Logan Gutierrez
Gun, for sure. Only way
Lincoln Rivera
Also OP, if you decide to go with that method, make sure you dig the graves first, and don't be lazy. You need to dig the grave at least 6 foot deep,or you will get caught.
Jayden Ward
Es
Leo Sanders
Get her real drunk OP, flirt with her friends, put on some music or a movie for bg sound, and lock your doors
Then pull a gun on her and tell them to face the wall and strip.
Cameron Rogers
i would say this is a good starting place
Adrian Young
Guns for the buns
Michael Howard
Gun of course
Hudson Hall
OP, with a gun they are most likely going to offer sex in exchange for their lives. So you don't have to feel like you are raping them.
Matthew Miller
Fill hollow point rounds with moonshine so they get fucked up while they bleed internally
Caleb Hughes
gotta go with gun
Jack Flores
Or actually be smart about it and chop them into smaller pieces then bury those. Harder to find, and easier to bury than a full 6 foot hole with a human corpse in it.
David Hernandez
Do you own a gun, OP?
Kayden Edwards
>internally
It's Eternally
Kevin Robinson
Obviously you need a dagger and a vampire. I guess for the middle one you're going to just have to use your own wit.
Blake Rodriguez
I reccomend a .22; something small so you can cover up the sound.
What gun will you be using OP?
Luis Barnes
Cred Forums is doing pretty well tonight. It's like all the old fags came back from the dead.
Justin Collins
>What's in the pumpkin? >This gun.
Gabriel Young
A gun. Check these repeating digits.
Jeremiah Cook
It may sound like a joke, but a gun would be a really effective tool to achieve your goals OP.
Elijah Evans
Most people ITT are retarded. What you need is a gun
Nathan Jenkins
Just ask her if she's into girls too While pointing a gun to her head ofc
Landon White
I'm sure there are other ways of going about it, but I think using a gun would probably be the most effective
Connor Nguyen
Fuck you. The dude just needs a gun is all
Cameron Thomas
show her pic and tell her you want to party like that
Logan King
>show her pic and tell her you want to party like that While holding a gun
Adam Davis
If you're not a total beta just ask her.
Brody Nelson
You are a total beta if you ask her without holding a loaded firearm
Luis Rodriguez
Well, in my experience a gun always works.
Jason Jenkins
10 out of 10 women agree, they are more likely to have sex with a man pointing a gun at them
Xavier Gonzalez
Perfect way to get 10 women naked, bust out the gun
Juan Moore
Gun for fun
Camden Rodriguez
Doesn't even seem like a fun party. No candy no costumes no gun no movie no music. Really misses the point of alloween
Dominic Gutierrez
Threaten them with a grenade
Levi Perez
Drugs lots and lots of drugs
Nathan Collins
Drugs are expensive OP, use a gun
Isaac Collins
In a dart gun
John Morgan
Drugs are also illegal
Leo Edwards
Why force when you could ask, fuck the friends stupid and have it become a regular thing all without the threat of going to jail
Caleb Morgan
Good but could be hoist by own petard. How about a gun?
Liam Miller
>Why force when you could ask They are going to say no >without the threat of going to jail That's why you dug a 6 foot deep hole Moral of the story, use a gun
Lucas Murphy
Drugs are cheap as fuck, you're still living in the 90s if you think otherwise.
James Reyes
If it were me I'd use a gun. You could even make it special and use an old revolver or musket to go with the Halloween theme.
Nathan Clark
>Drugs are cheap as fuck I don't know where you get your drugs, but I'm not going to buy bath salts and duster friend
Hudson Baker
dubs says gun
Jackson Walker
Dubs it is
Joshua Watson
make some stealth drinks dude and your in strong alcohol and something to cover the taste and its pussy party
Justin Ross
This
Jaxon Fisher
I gotchu fam
Jordan Rivera
Very simple
>MD
Aaron Kelly
confirmed virgins
Charles Collins
Dub dubs checked Do it OP
Easton Diaz
Don't listen to these anons, they are trying to get you arrested for date rape Just use a fucking gun
Josiah Butler
I pmsl! (Pee'd myself laughing) Caught me totally off guard. How do you 'like' or 'upvote' a comment on here?
Isaac Flores
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Dylan Rivera
Rock paper scissors gun
Jace Allen
With a gun ,put it too your forehead, and pull the trigger to cast the vote
Connor Ward
>Replies: 54 >Posters: 36 >Same So?
Chase Perry
You'll need a firearm
Adrian Reed
>rock paper scissors gun >rock paper gun Close user
Asher Gray
Meant for
Isaac Fisher
Hyper samefag strikes again
Levi Sanchez
Ask if they like guns
Liam Mitchell
G U N
Anthony Collins
i think we're gonna need to see these videos. Also, a gun should work
Landon Rodriguez
Ecks Dee
Julian Gonzalez
OP if you really want this to happen you will need a gun.
Evan Clark
Remembering you have to shoot and kill or gravely wound one of them so they know you're serious.
Julian Moore
Use a halberd
Matthew Wood
store them in the freezer for a while to make sure they're not warm anymore, and bury some dead animal above them in case of K-9s