If you want to vote for hillary drink a nice gallon of clorox bleach

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tl;dr

Hillary is better than Trump.

>I would absolutely support a male candidate with similar policy positions
>similar policy positions
This is where you fucked up because een Hillay doesn't know what her policy is because she flip flops so much

Trump is not a lying piece of shit
The wall is gonna stop all the mexicans
Immigrants NEED to be deported
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

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>implying they wont jump the wall

>They just prefer her to a dipshit
Dude, that part of the campaign is over. Bernie is out of the running.

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>implying the wall isnt gonna be big enough to not be jumped over

>if you want to vote for hillary

Nobody WANTS to vote for that bitch, but ButtTrumpets meltdown requires a vote for someone who isn't a complete retarded jackass.

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I was only 9 years old
I loved Donald Trump
I had all the merchandise
Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants
My dad would hear me and call me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and send me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me
It was Donald Trump
I’m so happy
He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”
Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket
I’m ready
I open my wallet for Donald
He gives me a small loan of a million dollars
It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in
My dad walks in and says “what the fuck”
Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired”
Trump leaves through the window
Trump is love, Trump is life

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The biggest bonus about Hillary being elected is the apoplectic reaction we'll get to watch for MONTHS after the election.

Dems will have elected the first african american followed by the first woman, while at the same time exposing the racist, misogynistic underbelly of the GOP.

NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE.

They will also likely try to delegitimize the election and further descend into outright refusal to participate in governing the country, right at the time when the millenials will be planting roots and seeing the world from the standpoint of having a stake in it now that jobs are coming back after the great recession, as well as minorities continuing to exert their influence.

Donald is helping to usher this in so i have him to thank for it, I guess he's got that going for him.

Thanks Drumpf!

ITT: STOP HAVING AN OPINION DIFFERENT THAN MINE, IM 12 YEARS OLD AND HAVE YET TO GRASP THE CONCEPT THAT PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO DISAGREE WITH ME!

>be an ICE agent

>shit tier job, It's not like james bond at all

>work so many hours my wifes fucking the neighbour and my kids black

>look into the rear view mirror at a bunch of Mexican kids half beaten to death, most them are no older than 14

>this isn't right

>swerve off the road and take them off the grid

>back to Minneapolis Minn.

>take a giant metal stick out of my trunk, open the passenger doors, and look at their cowering faces.

>"Who wants to learn some hockey?"

>cue titles for Mighty Ducks 6: Somos los mejores

if you cant realize im being sarcastic by now then i dont know what to expect anymore

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1. When Bill Clinton was president, he allowed Hillary to assume authority over a health care reform. Even after threats and intimidation, she couldn’t even get a vote in a democratic controlled congress. This fiasco cost the American taxpayers about $13 million in cost for studies, promotion, and other efforts.
2. Then President Clinton gave Hillary authority over selecting a female attorney general. Her first two selections were Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood – both were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. Next she chose Janet Reno – husband Bill described her selection as “my worst mistake.” Some may not remember that Reno made the decision to gas David Koresh and the Branch Davidian religious sect in Waco, Texas resulting in dozens of deaths of women and children.
3. Husband Bill allowed Hillary to make recommendations for the head of the Civil Rights Commission. Lani Guanier was her selection. When a little probing led to the discovered of Ms. Guanier’s radical views, her name had to be withdrawn from consideration.
4. Apparently a slow learner, husband Bill allowed Hillary to make some more recommendations. She chose former law partners Web Hubbel for the Justice Department, Vince Foster for the White House staff, and William Kennedy for the Treasury Department. Her selections went well: Hubbel went to prison, Foster (presumably) committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign.
5. Many younger voters will have no knowledge of “Travelgate.” Hillary wanted to award unfettered travel contracts to Clinton friend Harry Thompson – and the White House Travel Office refused to comply. She managed to have them reported to the FBI and fired. This ruined their reputations, cost them their jobs, and caused a thirty-six month investigation. Only one employee, Billy Dale was charged with a crime, and that of the enormous crime of mixing personal and White House funds. A jury acquitted him of any crime in less than two hours.

yupp.. sounds like the type of logic i would expect from a trump supporter

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7. Next, when women started coming forward with allegations of sexual harassment and rape by Bill Clinton, Hillary was put in charge of the “bimbo eruption” and scandal defense. Some of her more notable decisions in the debacle were:
- She urged her husband not to settle the Paula Jones lawsuit. After the Starr investigation they settled with Ms. Jones.
- She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80 million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led to Monica Lewinsky which led to Bill lying about and later admitting his affairs.
- Hillary’s devious game plan resulted in Bill losing his license to practice law for lying under oath to a grand jury and then his subsequent impeachment by the House of Representatives.
8. Hillary avoided indictment for perjury and obstruction of justice during the Starr investigation by repeating, “I do not recall,” “I have no recollection,” and “I don’t know” a total of 56 times,while under oath.
9. After leaving the White House, Hillary was forced to return an estimated $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork that she had stolen.
10. As a US Senator, she had absolutely no legislative accomplishments.
11. As Secretary of State she presided over a totally failed US foreign policy including failure to properly secure our US Consulate in Benghazi and then covered up her complicity in the deaths of 4 Americans. She totally failed to "reset" US relations with Russia emboldening Russia to ignore the US in their aggressive foreign policies and interventions. In fact, there is not one single success story from her tenure as Secy of State.

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12. Showing her lack of integrity, she placed official SOS emails on a private server and then participated in the illegal destruction of incriminating emails and is knee deep in the “pay to play” schemes of the Clinton Foundation including laundering money for foreign countries in exchange for political favors and selling 20% of our uranium reserves to the Russians.

You forgot that Clonton also sold US technology to the Chinese Military during the Clinton Administration that improved their space capabilities and they now have the ability to shoot down our own satellites. google Johnny Chung, Hillary Clinton, Chinagate

nytimes.com/1999/05/11/world/clinton-approves-technology-transfer-to-china.html?_r=0

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