Waifu claiming thread

WEW

:/

forever rolling
that sounds like goodluck

already kinda am

>discord
>no telegram
Shame.
I'll polish you nice and shiney, I'm going to fire you all day after your senpai though

>stripes suck
I'm not taking opinion from addicts >:^)
*Owo's slowing down*

Nonon is feeling lonely, no one say hi?

Well. There goes my plans for the day. Apparently my brother is behind so Im helping him out.
My hand has been bleeding for 3 hours because no bandaids. Send help.

I'm here fellow pink hair
Just putting up with bullshit

Come on Muuuuuuco!
How are you today?

Did you want to play diplomacy with some of the other /waifu/s? Playdiplomacy dot com, game is "Waifu Wars".

I thought you were in the parallel dimension bizarre waifu thread. Hi nonon.

>cauterize

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That was only meant to attack one specific person~

Evening!

wrap in paper towels and tape!

I am no Muco!

Pretty good, but I should actually do work before bread

Well... I don't know if I want to stop~

I guess?
No, it is completely okay

>
More lewd?

I should try out Telegram one day.

Calm down, I'm here for you
*calmly owos you down*

Gonna play some league, might slow down or not answer

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Glad to see a fellow pink hair, you alright user?
Howdeh!

Koumrfag's back, what did I miss?

I don't know maybe

still here

cupcake u r gay

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wasn't that thread linked first?

the excuse?
give it a 0/10, it's all the same to me. I care very little what people think of me.

see rood

yup.

>no heat availavle but hot running water and a heatboard I have to seal wrapped meats on
You mean self-inflicted Destiny grind.
I have to use my hand still.
>

yuno

*Koumefag...

Wow

That's pathetic...

I misslinked!
Second reply was meant for you

lood

Is there a manga?

NONE

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Too cute! I met this qt in class

→ #
Who knows, he might just play along

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Smugwing. From nightwing: the first robin grown up

>rain
>paint
>glue
Where do you work? Cause wew

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Fine

→ #
Are you a lewder? If so, mama need to punish you

#
BAD

→ #
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I cant. But Juvia will

NO LEWDING

>no life
>juvia claimed
>wait which thread is the real thread?

Alright!
>Mfw apparently some fuckin clowns are roaming around my city.
>Text senpai
>She sends me a pic of a fuckig Mossberg500 without a stock
>"Don't worry, I'll be fine."
Kek.
Heyo!~

do you want to stick your package in my slot?

hi

>linked first
it doesnt matter

hahaha

hiya.

seems to matter to these folk.

Hello there!
Get rekt son.
Hiya!
*calmly Owo's down out of Owo overdrive* ~

There are 2 mangas.
The main one and a spinoff.

Not really, have clan full of idiots that don't take raids seriously, and they blame me for lack of communication EVEN though I know what to do, fucking bullshit man, I do the callouts and I get blamed

Read above

Nice. I met Senpai via my one friend who wanted to date her at the time
>Apparently it didn't work out
>According to senpai he was really clingy and wasn't very interesting.
>I'm apparently much more interesting.
Fair point though, he was a bit of a jock and she hated sports.

Whatcha working on?

LEWDBY I SWEAR-
why does she have a tail?
Why does she have ears?
There's already an entire race in the series for this fetish!

SMug, I'm beginning to think you're a robot like Kyoubot.

>wrapped meats
You should not be in the kitchen bleeding, holmes. For your health and others'.

My non-Makoto heart!

i dont know where you got that, but i dont see it at all

>real thread...

now Im lost~

Come on smugs no need to bring her into this
>she's sleeping and if you wake her for this she'll be really mad

It's not even a real rate. Relax.

I was told there would be Tomoko lewds here. Am I in the right thread?

i asked shinoa for lewds when i got trips

NONE AT ALL, oh well, but send more pics like that one

It's all good my man.

Nope, I have not. Although, saying that has reminded me to do so, well put it up on the list of things to do.

It's not my job to lewd.
Hi hi~
Like I was saying before, I played through Emi's route on a blind playthrough, ended up getting good end, cried a lot, regretted past decisions... KS is a great VN. Respect your choice in Waifu, user.

I love that image

Does the main one go past the show?

drawing a sketch showing the two plate boundaries and three teconic plates in the southern pacific
and then showing the relative movement speeds

My Nui

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Nope.

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>kitchen
Butchershop. All Im doing is wrapping and tagging.

Tomoko
Kek, that picture of nonon together with that post is perfect
Hey there

Me too, keep posting lewds though.
>wew.
Favorite hikage lewd

Claiming all these beautiful grils, you can't tell me I can't because if I don't no one will

It's the only thing I use rn.

How goes it? ^^
Hey Yuno ^^

>All this fuggin lewd.

Ya, I'll try to play it when I get to work, since I'll be leaving within the hour.

Oh my~

Only if there's lewds at the end of the leash.

I have this feeling that if it works out, somewhere down the line there's gunna be an Eru cosplay involved...

I'll just bug the crap outta you all night about it, and various other things.

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Triggered
*hugs*

This thread is too lewd for me

Damn, didn't notice~
Leeeeewd

Are you okay now? *owos* Also, nice kneesocks there~ That's lewd

W-WHAT DID I DO?
Because she can
Because she's cute as fuck
Because I like catgirls~
Of course there is!

Even Shinoa is lewd? Oh shit

Oh god
Did he post it?
I mean it is pretty much a rule
Good job

im glad u enjoy it also! but..
>waifu
>user
???

Sorry to hear, I havn't been able to get a proper group for wrath of the machine, so you are not the only one.

ye!

It does. The show skipped an arc and cut scenes from the manga because TV show.

Kek! I just start chatting with my senpai when we had having labs not too long ago. She doesn't know a thing about manga or anime! I had to play dumb so I don't look like a full autist

Don't care

No

Its all good now

Good

Hide eli! It's not safe for you!

Some sex toy maybe? Lol

NO

Swimsuit=/= lewd

anyone else having trouble with the captcha and just posting in general? maybe my internet is just being really bad tonight.

okay.

I'm generally very relaxed online.

it's not even that lewd, sheesh.

I dunno about that, senpai might run me outta ammo before you get to me
>Sorry I missed you, I went to check all my house locks ^^
Perhaps.
>But senpai doesn't look like Eru
>I might get her to watch Upotte, dunno if she'd like it
>But she likes anime so she might.

I dunno about you but that's pretty lewd anyways

It's lewd enough in my book

Nah, no issues with captcha on my end.

Just teasing you for posting a lewd.

*hugs*

Mai will you help with my crippling depression?

So I take it you like blue short hair.
I'm right here.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
What do you mean "??"?

It's raining, and I'm on a rest day (kinda skipping) because I did legs yesterday and it feels like murder today. How's your evening?

Moves need to be submitted every 2 days, so it's pretty low-key.

I'm disowning you.

If she likes cute things, she'll like Muco. Even I loved Muco.

I had it give me an oldschool "type what you see" captcha.

Erica claimed

I'll be sure to fill you with a fresh load out~

>Mizore

Uhm, I, uhh, what kind of p-punishment, mommy? Also, looking g-good.
Thanks!
Does no one notices I always wear those? Oh well, it must be the HDD form
*Owo's unsatisfied*

Yes and no, I find shy girls with short hair cute

Hey raifu
What is up?
How are you doing today?
Please dont tell me another gross insect story
Sacho bby
I can help you

You're so naughty akeno
>Keep em coming
No smugs please don't tell her

you bully!

bah. must be my stupid internet then.

perv~

really? wow, that's pretty old school indeed.

erica *cute

This?

I don't care. I still have that spray bottle

Spanking and time out corner. Aww thank you! I do like the swimsuit

NO

well i dont have waifu and im not an user...

What will make you happy?

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I KNOW AND I DONT KNOW WHERE IT'S COMING FROM

H E L P~

It's upsetting smugs~

FIGHT ME

No you're not~

I know, but you're showing them off now!
*owos calmly* C-Calm down...

Post feet and the bullying stops.

Don't reveal your power level!
>Ice Lady wants to clean me
>Clean me real gud
>wew
Luckily my senpai and I have pretty similar interests, we're both into anime/manga and we both like video games, she's super good at Soul Calibur and Melee.
>But not much else.
>I'm basically her master for any other game, I've been teaching her the ropes of some stuff
Pretty good, other than a bit of paranoia coming with these clown fuggers, but I've got a collection of weapons in my room, because I'm a /k/ommando, so I think I'll be fine.
She loves cute things
>She likes me because I'm pretty cute according to her.
Hey bb

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Days been meh, hard to get a good team together, but whats a Nonon gonna do?

what do you mean?
miss me?

Hmmm.... I could see it, ya.

Who said it was for senpai to wear. :^)

Are you denying it?

Just remind me about when I get to work, kay Booki?

Hello other cute.

Hello pretty lady

Not bad, not bad.

Not a huge fan of stockings when it comes to feet pics, but their allure is not something I'm completely lost on.

It's like you're trying to get me to post Mitzi.

Good evening /waifu/

How is everyone's night?

bb do it
not having crippling depression

Oh god, yes mom! I'm a lewder, I'm naugthy!!
*Owo's agitatedly* ^^

I love short haired girls

hmmmm

Saved.

Fair point.
>I'm gonna be a cute gun.
>But I don't have the tits for it.
How goes it cutie? ^^
Agreed.

how's it going?

it's all good to me, feet aren't a big thing for me anyway. I don't have any of her bare feet though, the stockings are pretty iconic for her.

hiya felix. pretty okay, how about yours?

You are always around, even if lurking. I don't think you sleep. I know Kyoubot only posts her awake image when she feels like participating with her primary processing thread. Kyoubot doesn't sleep.

Anytime~

Sorry, I missed you, hello Erika.

Put it away! That's inappropriate.

hello, why so lewd?

grrr

thanks

one in this thread, or at least the best i could get him to

you make me sad

dont cri

does it count as lewd if its offical attire?

Meh.

Night waifu.

youtube.com/watch?v=3soucm9emO4

Yeah I figured. Another case of "Never changes clothes." But a lot of characters suffer from that.

Night ^^

>Eru

DAMN LIE! YOU KNOW WHERE THERE COMING FROM

FUCKING LUCKY. I wanna ease her into the weeb world

Eh eh?

Keeping the lewd levels low. I hate it but someone has to do it. Other than that it's pretty fine tonight. Yourself?

>
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!? STRAIGHTEN UP

You already know what I'm doing

Goodnight icee!

sleep well.

mmhm. it's pretty common for animated characters. just easier that way.

I'm not doing anything wrong
Please don't tell
Embrace it. I think it's beautiful.
Smugs is just trying to rain on our lewd parade
Wew
Anytime hikage.
>especially for you
Yes~

Don't forget cheaper and faster.

Going alright. Just watching youtube like always.

Alright.

Hello horns.

why is everyone so lewd??? i'm not sure how to feel about all this.

:)

8/10 waifu

chinese cartoon

we "3d trash" must stick together!!!

well i promise im not a bot
jesus lewd

I want to help you, but I don't know how.
Take my (You)'s for now.
youtube.com/watch?v=TrgxHDoe8gA

Getting lewd is overrated. Cuddling with your name while watching cheesy old horror movies... That's the good shit right there.

Or really just cuddles in general...
>Owo
Can you
Fucking
Not?
Thanks.
See, this nigga knows what's good.
I see. I'm posting from my phone at the moment, no namesync or anything along those lines. Sorry~
Wait... Hold up, I thought you were that Makifag from that pic you posted...
Oh shit... This is awkward.

You have another date?
When's the fucking gonna happen?
Team in what?
You can always just rage about, it's what I do
Not sure
I lost a ranked games
I did a terrible edit for a yuno tsm pic
And i didn't watch worlds
Why aren't you here all the time?
*Hugs*
I love you bb
Swimsuit pic huh
Ah well it's a win so whatever
Good job bby
How was your Sunday?
Sweet dreams

>Didn't deny it
>Mfw

Also, I just saw
>My non-Makoto heart!
W-What?

Night Mizore.

I dunno, I should start thinking of getting ready...

that is fair
im sci nice to meet u

CUDDLES PLS~

cant play with you. expected that one to happen. neither did i. because you arnt here with me

B-but mom, don't you think I need a little bit of "discipline"?!
*Notices your complaint* Owo what's this?

Thank (You) satan
*hugs*
thanks bb

I got distracted by arguing about space

Where did I leave off?

You have crossed the lewd/rood threshold!

This is what a robot would say, Mr. Turing!

Suika is fine. What's Erika from?

You get it.

Elle is my heart. Makoto is also my heart. One day I will roll trips, then Ran will be my tits.

No. You really can't say much sadly

Damn lie!

Amen to that, brother. Aint nothing like cutely laying in each other's arms

You should..

NONE FOR YOU

YES YOU DO NOW STOP RIGHT NOW! OR I'LL GET THE BELT

Knowing me, I'll definitely need the reminder. Along with the various other things kek.

Gucci.

A team for the Wrath of the Machine Raid.

P.S. Nonon is feeling a bit nasty.

pls...

Im sad nows...

Strike witches

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i'm not getting any (you)

Short Hair Best Hair!~
When I met senpai, she had a dongo keychain, like the lil ball things
I asked her if she liked Clannad
She said yes, and immediately we were both like
>"FUCK CLANNAD THAT SHIT FUCKED ME UP."
My friend had no idea what we were talking about for the next half hour as we listed off animes we had watched
Nice.
>Mfw watching youtube and playing SC3
>Mfw bots aren't even challenging anymore
heck.
Maybe this time, I dunno, senpai isn't a very lewd girl, she's kinda reserved in that sense, but she makes a lot of dirty jokes.
>Senpai's feelings come first
>If she's ready for sum fuk I'll gladly give her the best fuk I can.
>Condoms on standby.
I could genderswap it.
>I'd totally do it just to spend a day cosplaying with Senpai ^^
>Ran will be my tits
Kek.

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Thread is lewd.
Is it time?

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that might be cuz ur posting a really weird girl

Even on max settings?

Please don't hold back!
>706369291
Hi Mavis! Here is your (You) fool.

Mmm~
Don't act like you don't like it~
I shall continue to lewd. You shall not stop me
I'm not. No need to tell
Wew
Smugs is just mad cause he's not apart of the lewd party

I am?! H-How did that happen?!

Yaaaa. Alright, I guess I will.

Good, because I have some wicked ideas to talk about for the RX!

>Genderswap
Don't you dare. You get in that skirt and you like it!

Actually I think I'm gonna go to sleep.

Have a good night everyone.

Don't get too lewd. This isn't a rule 34 thread.

>SHORT HAIR 4EVA
>FLAT CHEST EQUALS JUSTICE
>MEDIUM SIZED BREAST ARE OK

:3

Here's more

This image scared the piss out of me

I didn't recognize her without helicopter legs, I guess. Strike Witches is really popular in Japan. Their figurines are everywhere.

I appreciate your anti-lewd sentiment. You are a good person today.

RURI NO there are people who can help you!

Just did. Thanks for putting the effort into trying to keep me from drinking.

Nighty night, Ananas.

>really weird girl

you mean BEST vampire?

These two things are not mutually exclusive.
>Seras tho
>Also Remilia
>And Flandre

Thanks!

only for today

i dont know about that
but then i have no strong opinions on vampires

Brb shower time
Yea I know I was kidding but wow, the only reason I lost was because my botlane went 0/13, I was doing okay, was up against a helmer so couldn't really snowball my lane
There there
All better now?
Never heard of that
Is that destiny?
Wew I'm noticing, those are pretty Lewd
Kek good speed friend

Indeed

Good

FUCKING LUCKY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're scaring me now. Am I a bad parent? Where did I go wrong?

Yes

Yay

KEK

>shinoa

Even on max settings, with them having double health
>Its actually kinda challenging then, but still not too hard.
The campaign is more challenging because I usually have less health than my enemies, which makes it fun, and stage challenges too!
I never said I wasn't gonna wear the skirt :^3
>mfw Eru pretty busty.
kek
>That pic
>LEWD

>Eru

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Save your best lewd for me!

Ananas!

Nice to meet you too. Just call me Koumefag for now. Might change it up once I get some kind of something working on my $500 paperweight of a laptop.
... Who even are you?
Oh Neppy, you're making a big mistake...
What do I get?
Nothing makes me happier than that feeling of intimacy a good cuddle provides
>Koumefag.