ITT: We create conspiracy theories

Just. Government. Cheese.

This wouldn't surprise me at all

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

cj from gta was a inside job

Jet fools can't smelt steal cheese.

Hillary Clinton is a man..

Bee makes cheese with cancer cells and sells it for shitposts

The pyramids are actually the planets nipples, and developed completely naturally. The Egyptians just hollowed them out and turned them into tombs.

Cheese did 9/11

hillary will win

Cheese fuel can't melt jet beams

Kek is real

op is NOT a faggot

Donald Trump is Mexican

Traps actually have female brains.

she'll fuck me

this guy gets it

Donald Trump's legal name is actually Donald Drumpf.

We were all born yesterday, and the governnmint just implanted us with fake memories.

OP is secretly straight.

Kurt Cobain is alive.

The twins where sued by a young gentleman; he was chraging them for the misuse of cheese.

Car dealership commercials send out government brainwaves that make people more likely to get gingivitis.

re

I KNEW IT

Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance. Western media tells horrible lies to keep the people afraid of our Muslim brothers and sisters.

The wage gap is real among the Amazonian women in DC comics even though men aren't allowed there.

and all that time we were sure he was a fag....

What does that make us?

murica went to iraq to get gilgamesh corps.

THE GOVERNMENT TOOK MY CAR KEYS GODDAMNIT

the only cure to all cancer is to watch all of the big bang theory in one sitting

The American government has been planning a top secret plot. Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump divides the country so severely that a civil war ensues shortly after the election.

That's actually how you get cancer

tinfoil actually strengthens mind control methods

for fuck sake how many dubs am I gonna get today

a negative times a negative equals a positive

Wrong

Barack Hussein Obama was actually named after a dolphin at seaworld

⭐⭐Aliens are real ⭐⭐

Russia is trying to save America

GOVERNMENT LIES

Welfare social worker here. I can confirm that government cheese.

Donald Trump is a closet liberal who is going to do everything bernie promised

Fat people are easier to control, and therefore are the target of the jewish tumblr 9/11 holocaust conspiracy. Henry ford is a prophet.

We're all the characters in a really shit sims game.
Some peoples player is actually good at the game and they succeed.
Other... we get the cunt that locks us in a room to starve.

My dick is an antenna for alien signals, and believe me they have wierd fetishes

all of Cred Forums is actually just threads of different recipes to make french onion soup and all that see otherwise are mistakes and shall be offed as soon as this realization is made.

shit nigga

God is Real.
Trump wins in the USA.
Israel defeats Syria and lives in peace.
Aliens are trying to make contact with us.

Pepe is symbol of peace. The liberals have been using him against us.

Damn

obama is a ghost

Hillary Clinton is a reptilian.

At least it wouldn't be hil-abitch-ary

white people are just black people with a superiority complex and are painted white by doctors at birth

People have morals to cope with a lack of universal purpose

A black ghost

moot humps dog plushies

pol btfo

Seals are actually Russian spies and have been working with the Russians since Ivan the Terrible.

black people wear silicone dicks over their actual micropenises

being alive is bad for your health

i don't hate myself

Gay people have massive orgies with Hilary

The Rodhams chose Trump as the GOP so that she would win

niggers were actually kings

I am illuminati and I'm monitoring the US election
I know who will win

9/11 happened because the pilot took his child to the cockpit and let her fly

Pokémon GO was created by the jews so that white males will stop paying attention to the traffic and get killed

Water causes cancer.

USA is still a british colony and they are a tv show

We are all computer simulations

every time someone dabs a child is born and then sent to fight in vietnam

Syrian refugees rape people in Germany as a German government ploy for it's citizens to be anti-refugee. Unfortunately, germans are retarded as fuck and it didn't work.

Jews are secretly Nazis.

World War 3 is Hilary's tax plan

Well, the brain is technically a biological computer.

Every president since Reagan has been a reptilian.
Funny thing is, Trump is legit human.

thats actual truth tho

Checked

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ayy lmao

Omg this idiot

There is no reptilian race, only amphibian overlords.

President Assad has tea with Obama at 12:46 AM every third Monday of the month

John Travolta is really just Tom Cruise

The US and China are collaborating to turn the world into their slave states. They are creating a secret pact to make Europe america's lap dog and asia/africa China's

John Travolta is the lead jewish conspirator.

bop is actually bip

9/11 wasn't an inside job

Hillary was set up to take the presidency years ago.
>easy dubs

9/11 was an anal job

Whyw ould u do ythis

Selena Gomez is fucking Guy Fiere.

OP is not a faggot

mexican drugcartels work for Donald Trump
>collect money for the wall
>reinforce stereotypes
>get rid of mexicans

Hillary Clinton is working with Muslims to spread Shariah law worldwide. What she doesn't know there is a group coming for her and the 13 bloodlines of the Illuminati.

McDonald's actually has the healthiest food on planet earth

the next civil war will be women and niggers vs men

We've already discussed this, nigger.

911 is a car

But it wont be better than captain america civil war

I had to check em... scrd me

Obama plans to us Hilary as his puppet to continue his regime

Hillary will allow the destruction of the US knowingly. She will survive and we commoners will be left in its ruin.

Trump was born in the UK with his mother

Muslims faked the Moon landing and Neil Armstron did 9/11

WINRAR

Nigger dicks are 2.5% shorter than what the government tells you

When Trump wins the presidency, he will disavow the Republican party and create a new party. The Trump Party

Cred Forums is Cred Forums and Cred Forums is Cred Forums

IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN THEM YOU CAN TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE

ALSO CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Vagina stink is actually rape repellent.

Hillary is a nigger who had a better plastic surgeon than Michael Jackson

This thread is a literal prophecy teller. The further your conspiracy is off truth, the further your digits are from dubs.

>feminists will believe this

Bush Shot Kennedy

Donald Trump is actually a moon lizard. I work for the CIA and have top secret documents proving this.

Trump has paid the media to act bias towards himself so that it would look like Hillary was paying them.

...

That's why feminists vaginas stink

We're all dead

truth.

only 3,999,999 jews died in the holocaust

STEVE JOBS DIDNT DIE OF CANCER. HE DIED OF THE ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PUSSY HE WAS GETTING.

Only 3,999,998 jews died during the holocaust

NATO uses pesticides, enhanced with mind numbing chemicals, to make America liberal pussies.

doggos are just figments of our imagination

Donald Trump is actually working for Hillary Clinton

29? 92? Those two are jews.

Allah is the only true god

Cancer is just a very aggressive form of autism.

People that use Cred Forums are valuable members of society

The Creepy Clowns are just a publicity stunt for a movie.

Allah means God in retard, er I mean Muslim.

Triple dubs nigga

It is said Cred Forums users are at a high risk of cancer.

I fucking knew it

...

1 like really does equal 1 prayer

Everyone on /r9k/ is gay

...

all posts that are one off are actually quints

in the 70's obama went to mars via a jumproom

Believing in conspiracy theories is what the government wants

all conspiracy theories are fake

Dubs are singles and singles are dubs

vaginas have secret doors that lead to an alternate universe

>one off from quads
JUST

Hillary will win the 2016 elections and we will go into another cold war

you don't get to have it your way at burger king

Donald Trump will become president of at least half of the United States

Black people aren't real. They are just burned whites created by democrats to take welfare only it's then sent right into the wallets of said democrats.

We're mad at Russia for the Cold War, but as of late we're only blaming them for our problems because we're out of money and need to seem powerful

People at subway don't give a shit about your healthiness.

Filthy Frank is Jesus reborn

3rd post after this one stole the body.

HES THE LORD OF THE CHROMOSONES

Chickens are plotting world domination, one happy meal at a time.

holocaust was a hoax

This one time I stole a body

Body stealer

an event, similar to the rapture, think the Leftovers, will happen SOON.

the american govt chases oil so they can oil up for sex parties. this is the ONLY reason for the demand for oil.

what did you do with her?

little caesars is actually the most fancy pizza you can get

humans shit 3g of plastic per week

Hitler created Obama care and is Bernie Sanders dad. Gas chambers can't melt steel Jews

Walmart has no walls

40.7829° N, 73.9654° W

It will be legal in all fifty states to shot at Targets target, but only if Trump is elected

the main purpose for public planes is to shower us with "lazy" chemicals.

The truth is not real

.. Guggenheim Museum?

THe real is not truth

If you fart into a clam shell and smell it you will smell the ashes of jews

Trips confirms

trips of deception?

op is moot

>40.7829° N, 73.9654° W
Central Park? From Texas? Try again

>Dick Tips
With a name like that he is the guilty one.

for the most part, the majority of people need to be herded like cattle to ensure the future often this mean resulting to drastic measure, although most of this occurance is not central it is however discussed in various places involving people with power/wealth/prestige/influence/etc. but to say these people are an absolute in said herding is rather foolish because people are only predictable up until a certain point, thus there are constant variables that sometimes reflect positive, negative or neutral in terms of the direction of which a various groups have agreed upon the course of humanity. (keeping in mind that not always are these terms from the various actors are in agreement)

also, these 'variables' are in constant threat because of their ability to influence either indirectly or directly

If dubs:
> Australia is closing its borders to Muslim refugees as of 26/01/2017
If trips:
> Muslim families ordered to leave Australia due to newly imposed national security law as of 26/01/2017

truth

I want to believe...

People should widely share this on social media, watch as the news goes into crisis

maybe eventually the world will know the truth.

hillary clinton is going to be arrested at her inauguration.

The Holohoax is a conspiracy

Hillary Clinton is a lizard

when you die you actually get transported into an alternate dimension where all of your pets that you either had when you were alive or died when you were alive gather together and you sit in limbo happily with your old pals

Harambe knew too much

Harambe was just a gorilla.

you're a god damn normie

Tdmdb did d Gg lx D DJ

Milk is just colored water

if dubs then true

youtu.be/5meScOy_NHU

what is true

true as fuck whatever

if dubs the party hat comes back for the rest of the year

This theory is false

this thread is alive

It has been basically proven that McDonalds burgers are not actually beef. A special genetic breed of farm raised crab and lobster are harvested for their meat which is then dyed brown, re-textured, re-flavored, and then infused with cow DNA to fool the FDA testers (testers only test FOR presence of beef, not for presence of crab and lobster.) It's essentially a real-life crabby patty. This is why McD's burgers have that extra "flavor" that isn't present when you just cook ground beef burgers at home. Think about it. You've always known something was slightly"off" about McD's burgers. Oprah tried to expose the truth but they shut her up quick.