Ok it's coming up on the 20th anniversary of Jonbenet Ramseys' murder Cred Forums...so...

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

Ok it's coming up on the 20th anniversary of Jonbenet Ramseys' murder Cred Forums...so who dunnit?

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Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

Parent

Samuel Brown
Samuel Brown

Older brother, parents helped cover it up, I thought everyone knew that.

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

*slow claps*

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

Camden Sanchez
Camden Sanchez

This guy is right

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

Brother

Grayson King
Grayson King

Got any more pics for me to jerk to?

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

No doubt he's a creepy fucker

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

Mother. I don't buy the brother angle.

Samuel White
Samuel White

Definitely the brother. My parents did some work on their house a few times and they say that he was always a little fuckin creep

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

Well considering the DNA on her clothes matched an unknown male it wasn't someone in the family.

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

Got any more of those sweet, sweet pics, OP? I need my fix.

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

The DNA was later thought to be from manufacturing. Whatever worker put it together or packaged it or touched it at the store could have left trace amounts.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

All that shit has to contaminated by now.

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

Didn't someone nut in her panties?

Easton Sanders
Easton Sanders

The tern "You need jesus" gets passed around so casually these days...

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Nice troll. Like religion ever helped anyone.

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

Burke

Asher Young
Asher Young

Fucking newfags kys and drink bleach ur all giving me cancer xD
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Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

Ya he was super sketchy on Dr. Phil

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

Plz leave

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

Edmund Burke? But he died in 1797. There's just no way.

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

Ebin troll XDDDDD

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

He faked his death.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Who

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

Most definitely.

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Ur mom LOL
Kys kid

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

2edgy4me

Wyatt Davis
Wyatt Davis

I bet you've been waiting years to use this as a joke

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

I'm 90% it was chumlee

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

Burke.

Inb4 I get sued

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

No. There was unknown DNA but just like every other aspects of the case, the authorities fucked up it up. They only tested for something like 5 markers instead of the 12 or so they should have. Basically the cops and investigators bungled the case at literally every turn. They even let 20+ people contaminate an active crime scene by allowing people the Ramsay's knew to wonder into and around the house before they even had found her body.

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

BUMP FOR VIDEO !!!!

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

magic bitch

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

There is no video you dumb shit.

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

...so who dunnit?

I didn't do it but I fucked the corpse. It's not rape if she's dead.

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

JonBenet was already dead.
She died the day her parents decided it was OK to make their young child dress up and look like a whore.

Bentley Perry
Bentley Perry

so who dunnit?
Jonbenet Ramsey traveled back in time and killed her younger self
the authorities know this and leaked details of the story w/o names to the writers of The Butterfly Effect

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

i believe there is , when there is picture there must be video dummy

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

newfag detected

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

they didnt have video back then, just film

Justin Hernandez
Justin Hernandez

equating medium to information stared on the medium

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

Is it possible JonBenet was fed up of being a child pageant model and decided to fake her own death but went too far and accidentally killed herself and the parents covered it up?

Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

If she killed her earlier self, how did she end up in the future?

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

Unless she jumped off her staircase, I don't think the injuries sustained point to that.

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

watch the butterfly effect
it will explain everything

Aaron Roberts
Aaron Roberts

Alternate timeline.... think terminator genius

Jonathan Morgan
Jonathan Morgan

only if you watch the reaaaaaaaally shit ending

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

The only ending that made sense.

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

This made me giggle more than it should

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

Go back to time school, moran.

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

how does him going back and strangling himself as a fetus make more sense than changing events so he never met the other kids?

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