Today we make the Ten Commandments of Cred Forums

Today we make the Ten Commandments of Cred Forums
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Ending in these will be the Ten Commandments of Cred Forums.

Thou shalt check all digits

Thou shalt not post ponies

no blacks

Thou shalt deliver

thou shalt cuck thy neigbors doggo

Thou shall always check em

Thou shalt have no other imageboards other than Cred Forums

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Gook moot shalt an hero for ruining Cred Forums

dubs must eat thy cum

Thou shalt not start loli threads

Hillary is a monster

This

Thou shalt not forget that Cred Forums is ment for randomness not repetitive porn threads.

Time stamp or fake

Thou shalt not commit adultery.

OP is always a faggot, unless thee hath made lulz

thou art faggot

well there goes the firSt one

Thou shalt not speak of Cred Forums when posting on other sites.

Thou shall not call OP a fag

Thou shalt not think liking is not gay

/pol is for fags

niggers must leave Cred Forums

Thou shalt not succ.

Thou shall always getc dubs

Thou shalt not take thy mootykins name in vain

You shall not post any more trans or gay threads.

Thou shalt not consider porn to be gay if the penis is feminine enough

Thou shall post tits or gtfo

Niggers tongue my anus

Thou shall never forget to feed thy tomagachis

Thou shalt go fuck him/herself

Trump is our God

Thought shalt not say M00T's name in vain

Thou shalt checketh them when it pleases thyne self.

Thou shalt attempt to smoke a celery stick every time you see quads

Thought shalt never make /gif/ threads on Cred Forums.

Fuck nigger whores only anal

Thou shalt ONLY suck feminine penis

You must be new here.

> is this duck?

Second

Today we make the Ten Commandments of Cred Forums
00 No roll threads
11 OP is a faggot. Always.
22 Destroy all niggers
33 Destroy all jews
44 How can an image be illegal?
55 Usury is forbidden in the Bible and Koran

Thou shalt not forget

Thou shall not post trap threads

>Not liking jailbait

"What a faggot"

I hate this place

>all digits
Except for singles and false dubs, do not trust these posters

Thou must always choke not stroke

Holy fucking shit I got one

What do?

Roll

This

Thou shalt not consume the genitalia of another male or thoust shall be known as an OP in the eyes the lord.

Reroll

shit i got it
Thou must provide children with dick

You shall stop your degenerecy, including but not limited to trans, gay and fat thrrads

Thou shalt suck a warm log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

Thou shall post funny banana

GOD WILLS IT

BE IT A DUCK? MINE EYES MUST CHECK THEM.

Reroll

WINRAR

We have to kill ourselves. Like now.

>off by two
Reroll

Love thy Cred Forumsrother.

Winrarhh

Since "is this duck?" is oldfag for "is this loli?" I'd say this post translates as "Thou shalt always create loli threads."

Holy fuck again!
Thou must lick thy own balls atleast once a day

Reroll

Another one, is someone keeping track

Also, fem anons tits or gtfo

Winzrarjken

Reroll

9/11 was an inside job

this

Reroll

whites only

Earthbound 4 or riot

Reroll

Op the god here. Trips are forbidden. You shall be crucified.

I stopped after we got repeat dubs.

Whoever wants to read the commandments, do so at your own leisure. Me?

I'm a fucking heathen.

Thou shalt not be a dog nor a cat, but a dog or a cat.

Reroll

reroll

Praise pepe 5 times a day

Reroll

Father, Son, and the Holy dubs!

Reroll

Thou shalt use a log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate you with a retarded human shit baby and then give birth to that retarded human shit baby and then suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until it cant take it anymore and then shoots out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over your mouth and then use that retarded human shit baby cum as lube to finger your pussy with

Thou shalt commit faggotry

Reroll

Reroll

Thou shalt fap to niggers once a day

Taketh mine flesh, on the eve of every morn, and consume it with a glass of aged seed.

Reroll

Thou shalt stick a finger up thine ass every time you get dubs

Thou shalt wear diapers

Covet thyne faggot.

Löl

kill all muslims

Got it

Thank you child of Cred Forums.

Thou 9gag army

Earthbound 4 or death to humanity. DU HURENSOHN

So, op got dubs after claiming he is God, but trips are better than dubs...

Thou shalt expect no other admin but moot as their lord and saviour. Deny the lord of his rightful place in your heart and thou shalt surely be cast into the perpetual torture that is Reddit, to pay for their sin for all time.

Roll

Where's the anti-christ when you need him?

thou shalt post images of insane clown posse on /x

Trust no wretched whore

ReRoll

But does religion ever make sense. People believe religion over science.

thou shalt admit traps are gay

Rerereroll

Taketh a magnet to thyne first born son's crown, on the crux of his birth.

Kek. Rolling for this mang

He's on vacation.

No u

Rereroll

Thou shalt curse gravity in vain, for it is gay.

reroll

This

vagina boob

Thou must sacrifice a small animal every day to the lord.

Hyperroll

Curse thy nigger.

Roll for this

thou shalt name three things that are not jackie chan

Make holy the Caturday

Gigaroll

Directions were not true; penis lodged in grain mill stone.

Holyroll

do new dubs overwrite old dubs for commandments until we get all 10?

Niggers

So, I assume the commandment from this will be "Trips are forbidden." OP can't possibly be God.

Mine? Thou shalt remember the Caturday, and to keep it holy.

...

Does our lord will it?

Do not fear to call one another and all "Niggers" as for it is freedom of speech. Nigger, nigger, nigger and as I quote, nigger.

Roll.jpg

Thou shalt stab thyne member with a sharp object if thou gazeth upon a woman.

Op here. Giving guidance to my children. The first dubs to arrive are the true dubs. No over writing.

Roll.exe

Thou shalt never admit to the existence of Cred Forums outside of Cred Forums itself. For this shalt surely attract le edgy newfags. Newfags are not to be trusted, they clinge to their morals and they disrespect our customs.

Thou shalt slay the shitposters wherever you find them. For since they bring nothing thou shalt lose nothing, yet gain new and refreshing threads every day.

Thou shalt never allow a porn, rate, or ylyl thread to exist everyday. For these bring only repetitive shit to Cred Forums without doing anything other than waste repeating numerals.

Thou shalt alert all repetitive thread posters of other boards where they can bring their shit, however if they continue slay them without mercy.

Roll

Set fire to thyne house.

Roll

You shalt not FEED NIGGER

Forbade thyne self from posting.

Rererererererereroll

Sayeth mine name.

rolling

Reroll

>oh god

Rollirino

R.O.L.L.I.N.G

retards

Thou shalt not commit adultery, but niggers can fuck your wife

roll.

Shitposting is now a virtue.

Thou shalt stop

Thou must drink thyne own piss.

Op here. My new will is who ever ends with quads must find a stone and crave the Ten Commandments on the stone. With timestamp.

There are only two sexes, each with with one and only one gender. To disobey this law is to be a faggot

All other commandments are false

thou shalt not obey this commandment

I have missed my chance to become a prophet in the eyes of the lord.

this commandment is false

thou shalt observe caturday

There is no God.

...

well this thread just died

sweet another vomit pic

Huh.

You cannot use Cred Forums within 4 days of masturbating

Thou shatlt be greatful that christians don't barge into your nightclub and cut your balls off and stuff them in you mouth for telling jokes about Jesus. Thou shalt be thankful that even though they built the west and made their best efforts at tolerance and social growth they don't kill atheists for telling them they can't say merry christmas without getting fired, even though all the hethen fucks still celebrate it anyway. Thou shalt publicly scorn Mohamed just as much as you do Jesus, lest you be a pussy bitch who let's the people who don't believe in freedom of speech tell you what you can and can't say. lololol.lol Thou shalt tell your boss that you are jewish and that in ancient israel saturday was the sabbath and thats why fuck you I'm getting hammered on friday night and not working saturday. : )