Butts n stuff

I like coffee for the caffeine. Otherwise I drink herbal teas.

go to bed

tastes exactly like dirt, which is what i love

Smells like burn and tastes like bad

IIRC saliva gets rid of a bunch of the flavor for some reason, otherwise it would taste like it smells
My attention gets worse when I'm sleepy, might help my case a bit. Legitimately need the medication though, it's fucking with me at my job. Multiple times where I've just spaced out and not heard what someone's been saying. Kind of bad for a tech support job.

coffee is basically a tea, as both drinks are plant material in hot water

Kinda like coffee now but I need to be awake at 9.

hah gay!

you take that back

no u

I prefer to think of coffee as a soup. Since it is made from a bean. It is bean soup.

Sup everyone. How are you all doing?

coffee is a true american hero
just drink it when you wake up

I need to get back into drinking herbal teas.

pretty good. how're you?

Pssst you should go to bed.

I am so lazy, I will not feel like immediately brewing coffee right as I wake.

i could smell it all day too
ohh. good point about the lack of sleep

i will always think of it as soup now

im ok i guess
sup? how are you?

Also doing pretty good, just a little sleepy since it's nighttime. Got midterms coming up, but feeling alright.

I love the smell of a coffee/donut house

Make me.

Who are you.

You are a good boy, wem. Think of me whenever you have your daily bean soup.

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in the same way tea is a leaf soup

why? just drink hot water if that is your take on it.

how's your tea doing?

so do I, what do you have coming up?

I'll pour coffee on you when you least expect it

i love doughnuts too. dang i want one....

i will~

its pretty. wish i had a cookie

I like leaf soup.

I'd still drink coffee, just want to make certain herbal teas for relaxing sometimes

You're going to burn me? That's just...

Got physics, calc, and reconstructive history coming up. How about for yours?

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lightly flavored hot water soup

just like coffee, which i adore

i have some chamomile teas

come to bed with me and I might~

Why is Zac still alive? It's very troubling.

I'll have to make the coffee then bring it, so it'll be lukewarm at best

two different psych midterms then algebra and calculus at the end of the month

too kawaii to live, too sugoi to die

The key to staying thin is to drink lots of hot water soup.

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I am just the most amazing thing to happen to this shithole, duh

Gonna lay down and watch some stuff, might go to bed

This wasn't a part of the agreement.

That's still not cool.

>>>>>>>>>>>

whatcha watching?

avoid bread, drink water, do mild cardio

Tosh.0, probably gonna switch to something else

I dont remember signing any contracts...
th..thanks

I eat a lot of bread. Wont lie, kinda gotten fatter.

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bread is so good

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yeah

Indeed

toast is supreme

fattyyyyyyyyy

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most bread is bad for you

Toast for a sandwich is great

I dont care.

my coffee is GOOD

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your coffee is the only good thing about you Dom

what is your favorite bread thing?toast sucks cock

i dont care.

casuals

Coffee in general is good
Bread bowls with soup

rude

that's fine, neither do i

Good. I was only kidding anyway.

I do it because I am insecure about myself.

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my god yes that sounds amazing

i mostly watch what i eat and i exercise so im not too worried about the bread making me fat

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I like croissants, pretzel buns, grain bread for dipping/peanut butter/sandwiches are good too.

Made myself hungry now

I dont care since I have no one to impress. So whatever.

knot as much cock as you you COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!

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I want to hug you from behind and tickle your sides

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it's okay

watch what i eat as i'm eating it, lookin good

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pretzels are my favorite nut i cant ever find a good pretzel bread around here

oh man me too.

thats probably true. i am a filthy cock whore who loves cock in my face

I wonder what their butts smell like.

youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI
I love this new album

me too thanks~

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Aren't we all?

wew~

i dont know about some people

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You never will

Thats a shame.

Well I definitely know I love cocks in my face

a real damn shame.

oh i though we were talking about being hungry...

who doesn't like dicks in their face

Well I'm hungry, but I'm cock-hungry too

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now that i think about that sounds good too

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Gonna get to bed before it gets too late, get at least some rest in before the appointment

nite nite

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How has everyone been?

I cant wait till im 21 so I can be an alcoholic

sleep tight~

hhhhhhhhorrible

Tired and not feeling well.

pretty good. been looking at penises all night. you?

why wait?

you are weakly aged?

Feelin kinda terrible.

youre already one

I am to lazy to find the connections for alcohol.

only 20, rip

I hate alcohol.

That sucks, why?

Sleep helps everything.

Finished work, just reading some studies.

procrastinating masturbating, thread folk have been too entertaining tonight

studies on what?

i did not know you are so nubile

i am hungry

please never use that word again

Sucks to suck I guess
please, you are only like, 23

tfw Michaelcthulhu finally got back to me regarding a price quote for commissioning a Dragonslayer, but also said he wouldn't be able to make another for a long time since his patreon gig requires him to make a different sword each month.

FUCKING FUCK.

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i am marginally older than that

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Benzodiazepine abuse.
Specifically Alprazolam, slow and boring.

Not old enough.

that's the nicest implication anyone's ever directed toward me

really? how much so? like, 38?

i said marginally you dense turd

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He knows not the meaning of that word.

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oooh, so uuuh
28?

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it is as shocking as something that is not shocking could be.

universally close.

>tfw age

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27!

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tastes good, as a

infinitesimally closer

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god I hate you dom
knot talking to you!!!!

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>Getting older
>Less and less handsome guys will like you.

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continue talking to me

not helping.

Be nice to dominic, or I won't be your pocket mercy anymore

the face when spoonie defends you

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He never defends me.

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It's just a part of my job, sir

hey nibbers

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You um..........
Play a really good Rekt-Sai! So there!

you gotta like yourself first...

o..okay sorry

will you be my pocket pus- mercy?

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That is praise, faint one at that, not an aegis.

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how r you

I'm gonna head to bed. night faggos

I guess you don't want to get POTG as bastion anymore, do you?

It's not fake, I did believe that when you played her with me you made it seem as she was broken as hell.
I don't know how you want me to praise your aegis item skill/mastery?

I am alright, other people just dont like me.

Upset. The guy I want to commission a Dragonslayer from can't do it, because his patreon gig makes it so that he has to make a new creation each month and he's already made a Dragonslayer in the past. So I'm gonna have to wait who knows how long before I can commish one. How're you?

i will defend you, your stalwart beacon of light

pets the good doggo

And why do you think that is? I mean your looks arent bad at least

wan wan

AM is a bad doggo

your knight.. of carim

now put on this collar

>not posting the full image

I lost it, so thanks

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Being snubbed by people on online dating. There is no one in this state that likes me.
Maybe gays just dont like guys with long hair.

You dont know what I look like.

really?
im like 99% sure ive seen a picture of you
maybe I was just drunk

You have my utmost gratitude, my samurai.

Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly.

japanese damascus steel, folded over 10,000 times, ame no murakumo no tsurugi, etc

Well, you are in Wisconsin. That might have something to do with it.

yw

I posted a pic of my belly here for wem once.
I actually used that one for grindr/hornet and soon as people asked for face they blocked me.

Never getting laid.

as soon as they even asked they regretted their inquiry, and blocked him

I just cant find 99% of the people on grindr attractive, and the one that I do personality is usually shit, so I dont use it

now die or somethin

H-Hasagi?

i would be very upset if am cheated on me

Now deliver the punchline.

Pretty much.

There were a few, Id usually get no response or blocked. 50 year old men would make attempts though, no thanks.

Right? I got rid of it forever ago because thats all it was, really
rather be alone

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mi o sutete mo, myori wa sutezu

Grindr is generally just a bad place to meet people.

stop ignoring me you nasty fuck

Same, fuck it.

How else am I supposed to meet people?

omfg

I would never cheat on you
mostly because I would never date you

just practice autofellatio I guess

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less of that

more of this

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Well...I have no idea honestly. I met mine randomly via irc, so I don't actually know how to "meet" people.

Moar like this?

sono kawairashii kotoba ureshiku natte

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good cap

My options are pretty much, "Just dont" at this point.