What should the headline have been Cred Forums ?

What should the headline have been Cred Forums ?

self-bump to get ideas flowing

"Gangraped and strangled to death"

"...by niggas in paris"

>What should the headline have been Cred Forums ?
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NIGGERFUCKING WHORE DISPATCHED BY INSANE GUNMAN; WORLD REJOICES

>here's somebody who is quite well known
>please give a shit

yes, this! by several African immigrants in Paris

"Entire Kardashian family dies when $ 30.000 bottle of scotch catches fire. French people dont care."

coal burning mudshit whore robbed, world rejoices

She will be trumps next wife after Melania leaves him

>virgin detected
Why would she leave? He doesn't fuck her, and she gets to spend his millions.

I'd like to see a follow up article.
Kardashian rapists found to have cut off their own penises after realising what they'd done.

Do you not know about trophy wives? Either trump will dump her for someone hotter (ie: not kim), or nothing else will happen.

"ATTENTION WHORE GETS MORE ATTENTION."

If you've earned your living over the past 15 years by flaunting to the world how extremely wealthy you are, don't be surprised if someone becomes desperate enough to hunt you down and take a piece of it for themselves.

Does not make it ok though.

No but it makes it funny. Karma and all. Just an attention whore, the lot of them.

That's true

Attention whore seeks insurance money

YES NIGGERS. or did she got robbed by a Chinese guy, I don't think so...

Kim kardashian: fakes something else for the camera

Kim Kardashian Being Raped By A Million Paris Gunmen - video streaming live all over the internets
>Gunmen calling for backup as fears that one million cocks may be insufficient prove to be true
>Isis denies any responsibility - "Absolutely haram", syas spokesman