Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Because I am an awkward, cringe-inducing autist.

Long time user. You got any tips for a 20 year old 5'6 skinny fat ugly premature balding kissless virgin who can't talk to girls?

Go out; get drunk. That works for most people.

>Step 1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
What's your top10 anime?

>Step 2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
>mfw lvl 35 wizard

>What's your top10 anime?

I didn't even watch ten different anime in my life.

What of the following applies to you:

>You don't like yourself
>You aren't happy/are miserable to be around
>You don't have integrity/aren't genuine
>You aren't confident
>You are introverted/dislike talking to others
>You can't make others feel good about themselves
>You mostly think about yourself and not others

>>You don't like yourself

Y

>>You aren't happy/are miserable to be around

Y

>>You don't have integrity/aren't genuine

Y

>>You aren't confident

Y

>>You are introverted/dislike talking to others

Y

>>You can't make others feel good about themselves

Y

>>You mostly think about yourself and not others

Y

Are you are afraid of 'making the move' so much that you will only ever reach friend zone status?

What is the move? Talking to a girl? Happened often. Never had any out-of-the-ordinary approach anxiety (especially when alcohol is involved).

I make handjob with facebbok pics and hate with one girl cute have a boyfriend

Wut?

Identify what makes you dislike yourself. Start working on it today. You'll feel better and become more confident, which is what makes you attractive.

I actually have no idea. Everything.

Do you like the way you look?

No.

What don't you like about it? Too fat/skinny? Haircut? Clothes?

How many close friends do you have?

Height, face, physique, hair.

None.

go to a brothel with some condoms faggot. its the final hope

but if your a 33 yr kissless fuckface it might be possible to get rejected there

siq me too fam u in Oceania? if so u should join our MP group

No. Europe.

Well, then the first thing to do, is go to a hairdresser and ask for advice on a haircut that suits you.
Next is to hit the gym and work on your body. Exercise will also make you feel better.
You should not focus too much on things you cannot change. Yes, tall guys have it easier, but unless you're a midget, it won't be a problem.
Your face is most likely not as bad as you think it is and a good haircut can change a lot. Also, girls don't care too much about looks. It's the same as with height. Handsome guys just have it easier.

Love that game
Also only a retard would believe that you are virgin, but indeed you are beta.

>Well, then the first thing to do, is go to a hairdresser and ask for advice on a haircut that suits you.

I've tried dozen of different haircuts over the years. They all look "unnatural". I'm best with a simple buzzcut because then I don't have to worry about my hair.

>Next is to hit the gym and work on your body. Exercise will also make you feel better.

Been doing that for years. Heavy cardio and gym every other day. But since I'm skinny as fuck, I have hit a threshold (pic fucking related) and seeing all the buff guys in the gym even makes me feel worse about myself.

But I am a virgin.

>42 years old.
>not a virgin
>has schizophrenia

No, I don't "feel better".

Guy on pic looks fine, you should consider therapy if that's you.

You look normal I don't get it, seek a fat girl or something travel to a third world country do something, what country are you from?

That's me.

Normal is not enough; my looks need to compensate my social retardation. And I am from Germany.

Are you financially well off?

>That's me
>looks need to compensate my social retardation

In which case, consider therapy even more. You will never attain a body that will really compensate severe social retardation. But you can work on that social retardation thing.

Kennst du "Love Alien"? Selbst der hats hinbekommen.

What meds are you on?
41 bipolar here.

No. I'm working in a supermarket while looking for a real job.

>Kennst du "Love Alien"? Selbst der hats hinbekommen.

Fiktion.

Could you fucking travel to Mexico, Peru, Morocco or Indonesia meet a local qt and fuck her then?
Just do this:
Introduce yourself
Invite her to go out to NICE PLACESE (if failed try first step again)
After 2d date ask her if she would like to fuck (if she say no try first step again)

If you have to do this 100 times please do that.

Go on vacation in Thailand. Or a brothel in Germany. Problem solved.

Honestly your body is normal. It's your spirit you have to change. Ever tried LSD?

Your circumstance is what you make of it. Tell yourself you'll fail and you will fail. I knew an ugly fucker who would go to a club and literally hit on every girl until someone said yes. It worked every time. Rejection may seem like a deterrent, but it's just words. Yes, feelings might be hurt, but what do you have to lose? Stop being a pussy and man the fuck up! Otherwise go find some cock, at least then you can be pounded like the pussy you are!

Good luck!

>Fiktion.
Nope.

But of course it's your choice to stay unhappy because "there's nothing you can do". Not convinced you're not justing trolling le epic troll anyway.

Also the way you will ask will be in a nice manner
Would you like to make love with me?
If she says no move on.

>Would you like to make love with me?
M'lady

I've been to Bali once in my early twenties. Was only hitting on fucking backpackers though.

>Honestly your body is normal.

That's the problem. After years of gym, my body is normal. Which means that it is shit.

Fuck I'm still a kissless 20 yo

Teach me my lord

What's the true key to happiness?

>buzzcut
Deshalb vom Friseur beraten lassen
>hit a threshold
Hol dir einen Trainer. Da geht auf jeden Fall noch etwas.

Problem ist Gewicht. Ich komme nicht über 74 kg.

>Deshalb vom Friseur beraten lassen

Ja. Zu vielen Friseuren gegangen, viele Sachen ausprobiert. Alles sah scheisse aus - Buzzcut sieht scheisse aus, ist aber leicht zu handhaben.

bump

You just want to be humiliated, eh?

I just want to talk.

>Gewicht
Damit kann dir ein Trainer auch helfen.

Und was Mädels angeht, da musst du leider die Initiative ergreifen. Augen zu und durch. Alkohol hilft.

So what do you want to talk about?

>Damit kann dir ein Trainer auch helfen.

Weisst du wieviel einer kostet? Geld ist gerade knapp.

>Und was Mädels angeht, da musst du leider die Initiative ergreifen. Augen zu und durch. Alkohol hilft.

Mehr als ansprechen geht ja wohl nicht.

Everything really.

Liar

Believe it or not there are countries outside the USA and Europe and why I'm telling this to the virgin fag is because people from different cultures it may seem extremely rude to ask a female for a fuck this could lead op beheaded.

I want to talk about life, I'm not OP

Since you have a PhD do you teach students?

Used to now and then while I was completing my PhD.

Did you enjoy it? Did you shit talk any of your students behind your back?

That is normal. We're you abused as a kid?

You dont have craigslist where you live? Just get a hooker bro.

Try steroids. They help break you out of your sticking points.

I did not enjoy it. I was not good at it and the students shit talked about me behind my back.

No.

We actually don't.

>We actually don't.
k, well i refuse to believe you dont have a way to contact hookers though

Try a black bitch. You can't help but feel superior to them, so your confidence is already high.

You sound miserable. Sorry bud

Yea, I think OP can just go over to Amsterdam and get ass.

What powers have you gained?

Hairy palms and going blind. . .

Just pay an escort

Planning to make it to 40 and obtain ultimate knowledge and power?

No, but prostitution is far from hard to find in Germany. Try the nordic countries (no, fuck you Denmark, you're not included), there you'll have it 20 times harder finding a hooker.
>serious advice though
>stop trying
>trying is probably what's made it take this long
Relationships are by far superior when they've come naturally. You haven't got a body to be ashamed of, or anything in particular worse than the average Cred Forums-tard beta. Live your life and shit will come. Unless you're an insufferable piece of shit. In that case, work on your personality.

Well, Amsterdam is a terrible place to get ass. Berlin is much better.

You look . ehat the fuck is the problem? Buy some goddamn potein shakes.

this

Dude you look fine and have a PhD. I think you need therapy

I'm sorry to hear user. You seem like a good person. I hope things turn around for you. Congrats on the PhD, definitely a remarkable achievement that not many can reach. What was your thesis?

I am miserable.

Not much black bitch around here.

I've always been under the impression that they come naturally because that's how it was with my acquaintances at university. So I went to parties, clubs and bars and just tried to be social without any clear focus. Nothing happened, not one indication of interest from a woman.

I kill three of those fuckers a day.

I look "normal", and work in a supermarket because I find no fucking job. My life is far from rosy.

you have a good body, better than 95% of men. your body combined with a PhD and doctor title you could clean up easily

Pancreatic cancer (PDAC) genomics with focus on biomarker detection. Meh.

Girls prefer that body to jacked muscle guys srs

That didn't really help me then obviously.

What he's trying to say is, your don't have to hide or feel bad for your body. Girls will be more than pleased.

>I've always been under the impression that they come naturally
This is the problem. It doesn't unfortunately for most. Have you thought of trying tinder or something like that?

I envy you OP. Women won't solve anything in your life. I'm 40, married, 2 kids in high school. Excellent 6 figure job. Life has never sucks as much as it does now. I'm just waiting to die of natural causes.

Then where are those girls?

Why do you need them? To tell you something about.yourself that you already know, but doubt?

Girls wont flock to you over a physique. I guarentee most girls would love your body and prefer it over all bodybuilder types and most of the rest of the population

Fucking Chad cause you're a beta orbiter.

>this
>90% of general population
>moral

Run son run awai from the pussy! Be freee!!!

Nigga, I'm in worse shape than you and I've been with atleast 10 women. Step it up

Yes. But (even though I am not happy with my progress), my body is probably the most positive/attractive part about myself.

Could it be because you are actually a decent person?

You seem quite down on yourself, why do you feel like you aren't a decent person? By the sounds of things you sound like an academically successful good person

I'm an underemployed autist without friends.

There is your misconception. Whether it's a relationship you want, making out at a party or a one night stand, YOU are the one who has to initialize it. YOU have to be the one going in for the kiss.
Girls have guys hitting on them all the time so they can choose. You look decent, you're fucking smart and you've achieved something in life. You got all that going for you but you have to take the first step. Trust me, this is also what all your acquaintances at university did. Relationships don't just happen.

So why can't you find a job then? Thought biotechshit was in demand right now?

Also, why won't you consider therapy?

>Trust me, this is also what all your acquaintances at university did. Relationships don't just happen.

This is also what I did. Trying to be social and talking to girls (without obsessing about the virginity thing) in order to see if you have any chemistry. The problem is: there never was any chemistry.

>So why can't you find a job then? Thought biotechshit was in demand right now?

Not particularly. Especially not on the PhD level unless you had a certain special topic.

Lower you standards and pretend to be more confident than you really are (never crack or show you are nervous) except dont overdo it. Confidence is number 2 behind looking good, bulletpoof attitude. Also the dating process is trial and error so have a lot of trials.

Post face blur eyes if you want

...

What type of hair do you have?

Then you keep on trying. Everyone gets rejected. If you want a relationship you need the right girl, if you just want to make out or fuck, then the only chemistry you need is that of alcohol.

Actually lost my virginity at 20, but now at 27, I've become disillusioned and disinterested in sex.

I just want to fuck and I had many drunken night outs. No success.

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Bin entsprechend ausgebildet.

As person who has achieved wizardhood and from there became active sexually afterwards, let me tell you: If you ever hope to fuck, you better still be fit, or get fit, moving your whole body is much more taxing than moving your hand. Also, masturbating satisfies your desires which kills your motivation to seek it from an actual woman. So if you are tired of jerking off and being womanless, at this point only a lifestyle change willchange anything.

Werd mir das notieren.

Kinda same story, but "older".

Sex, and all things related is more rampant than ever before. Result? It has lost it's "value". The mystery is gone. The excitement. The anticipation. People just hooking up. "It's just sex." Any fuck can look at hundreds of naked whores for free, and not think twice.

What are the logistics of fucking girls when you live with your parents?

>If you ever hope to fuck, you better still be fit, or get fit

I am fit.

Exactly. No point in going through all the extra trouble for sex, when I could just rub one out and be done with it. I just feel bad for the guys around my age who I finished high school with you didn't realize this and have kids as a result. Younger guys seem to be OBSESSED with sex, too.

maybe you're gay, and don't know it.

what wizard powers have you acquired?

No dude.

Increased forearm strength.

Take mdma when you go out. I had a girl ask to suck my dick for the first time last night but I didn't know what to do and was happy doing other things and just left her. Now the next day I'm in this thread regretting all the times I fuck up like this. But mdma is fun as hell and makes you attractive apparently.

>Masturbation is just the same as sex
Virgin in denial, eh?

I'm not a virgin (fucked over 30 women, all prostitutes), but masturbation and sex-for-pleasure achieve the same goal (orgasm), no? The only difference is that the latter involves another person, which in itself has a myriad of additional problems you could avoid with the former.

How do prostitutes compare to legit earning a root? I thought the main advantage over wanking would be the achievement but I bought a lap dance the other night and it was the best.

Prostitutes ARE better. You can fuck and not have to think about them or the act ever again (unless you get caught by the police). You can do a different chick each time, too.

Nah you're fucked mate. Touching is the best part of being with girls.

Meh, a minor inconvenience that will be corrected when android wives are a thing.

How much are prostitutes in Germany? I heard they're great value.

No chance they will feel the same. Sorry, you're broken.

What the fuck? Man you're working with some excellent genes there-- obviously I can't see your face, but you've got the body type that would allow you to pack on muscle easily. Working out will give you confidence and tone you up- that, combined with your obvious intelligence, will get you laid.

Meh, better that than dealing with a regular woman.

Why did you go for a PhD then? Why couldn't you continue your academic career? Baffles my mind that i could actually meet some biology PhD guy in Lidl gear.

Face is here.

And that is me after working out. Five to seven hours a week which is not much but anyway. Been on some kind of plateau for years.

It is Lidl indeed. And I did it because I was always interested in biochem and I was just careless about my future. All the ex- and recent druggies in my school have a better social position than me now.

In academia, it looks worse than in industry. Around 10% of PhDs get a permanent position.

This song isn't for you

Does gay sex count?
I'm pretty good in that department but I'm nearing no mans land in the straight world

I'm 23 and virgin, do I have any hope?

Yes. Go out and be social.

Money

What do you think on not even being able to comply with your biological purpose as a man?

How? I mean, after I finished uni, life has been kinda boring and purposeless, I don't even know what to do, I've been working all day and smoking weed every night, where should I start to stop being a fucking virgin?

I don't give a shit about what you think my biological purpose is.

Go to bars, clubs or parties and introduce yourself to people.

Look man, if its important to you to get laid theres a first step to take. All the advice people are giving you about go to the gym, get a haircut and so on are things you dont need and just take time away from doing what you need to wich is talk to girls. All you need to do as a first step is start conversations with every girl and every guys that you see all of the time. No intentions, just spark a conversation with everyone. Soon enough youll be in a totally different mindset with a whole new set of questions. Dont focus on appearance, thats vanity. Get comfortable being charasmatic.

just ask women out, I get rejected more than I get accepted but that's normal.

Can you become charismatic? Because I am the complete opposite: dull and boring.

I've been rejected hundred of times in my life.

Do you have any friends at all, OP? People you can talk with in real life? Siblings? Family?

Of course you can develop charisma. If you really have a phd in science then approach the process as a science experiment. Use the fucking scientific method. Also theres plenty of literature on the topic of getting women. Study as if your getting a masters degree on the subject. Start with the art of seduction by robert greene. Studying will help you but the only way to become a wizard in the act of getting laid you need to be in the field getting to know how people work. Ei talking to everyone you see. Just chit chat with everyone.

Another place to start to study is this book. Itll help you bypass the dull and boring hurdle.

11 years a virgin. A children can be born and fuck before you in that time OP.

fucking kek

How can i feel better if i'm 24 and i don't see it change?

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i will hit 24 in December. Gave it up this year already.

Why havent you paid for it yet?

It would feel like activating cheats in GTA.
It feels good but it isn't the same thing.

Also, you have to worry about whatever diseases said whore might have. Then there's the chance she's a cop, you get busted and spend rest of your life on a sex offender registry with a bunch of kiddie fuckers. And then there's the possibility that her pimp will bust in, take all your money and beat the shit out of you.

as if getting a Master degree, which is generally built upon an allready excisting career and work-experience.... use other term.

Is this book really so good?

Lost my virginity at 24.
This chart is wrong.

if op is a wizard then for him it's accurate

OP could have it worse, 40 year old kissless virgin here. I have long since forsaken the flesh for eldritch communion and porn.

My 20th birthday is in 4 days. My ex is coming on the 6th. God damn I hope I'm not a virgin when I'm no longer a teenager...

btw not kissless, not blowjob-less, just pussy-less.

if u got this then it must be hard to stick it into the vv

Oh god i don't want to end up like that. No offense, user.

stop doing fucking cardio and just lift if you want to bulk. wtf

Zieh dirn paar Bier am Morgen und am Abend rein. Wirst in 3 Monaten 15kilo mehr drauf haben. Dad bod ist ziemlich angesagt bei Frauen. Und durch den Alk wirst du lockerer

I've reduced cardio quite a lot. Besides working out, I climb/boulder primarily.

23 year old kissless virgin here. I used to feel bad about it back then but for some reason I dont give a fuck anymore. After all its just about having fun, nothing important you would miss If you never had it in the first place. There are some other life goals which come first in priority which doesnt mean I would refuse a good fuck by the way.

None taken. I know I'm a pathetic piece of garbage. I just like posting about my failure so that other anons can feel better about themselves.

Are you me? I have I'll repost this in all these type of threads. I'm pretty certain this is the right attitude and it's my thoughts exactly when I'm in normie mode but spend too long on here and I start to get poisoned by poor thinking. There's smart people here but fuck it's bad for you.

Don't think it's over for you though. You could still turn life around, but it would mean stopping to be so hard on you, i guess.

...

No, it is over for me. 40 year old virgins getting laid only happens in movies. Women my age don't want to put up with the inexperience. And women younger than me know that they can get better.

And yes, before some fag chimes in, me being a virgin at 40 is MY CHOICE. I'm just to proud to bang fat/ugly chicks, drunk chicks or use roofies.

>No chance they will feel the same.

No chance fembots will sue you and get half of your stuff.

>Sorry, you're broken.

See pic.

>stawman
Or should I say straw-fembot

I see. Wouldn't say no to that but I would still pay a bit more for Aryan quality.

>40 year old virgins getting laid only happens in movies.

I don't think so. If your looks and social skills aren't too bad - and those can be changed - then nobody will know you're a virgin. It's the internet time, you've seen more dick&pussy-interaction than most of humanity before you. You know what to do. And if it's awkward, well, maybe you're just an inexperienced guy after along dry spell or something. Also, women your age don't really care that much about sex anyway, they usually want a reliable person to live with. They won't run away because of your v-card on your shelf. Look what assholes women choose to be with just to not be alone. And i'm not talking fatties or ugly chicks, there's a lot of, well, normal ones with trust issues. Or issues like yours even.

But, ah well, you've made your choice to not forgive yourself. Too bad. Still, have a nice day, user.