g'morning b. :-)
I hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
G'morning b. :-)
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Too much work. I'm lazy
Because I can play video games.
I figure I might as well ride this shit out and see where it goes.
source?
2 kids. Literally only source of joy in my life anymore. Figure when they're 18 I'll do it.
bcuze killing yourself is useless as living so i'm just gonna continue like this : porn/b/game/smoke/repeat
where you want it to go?
if my enemies weren't too lazy i would already be dead
Because I like to watch ppl kill themselves lel
man if you have enemies , like a vedeo game it's bcuze your going in the right way ;)
acquire better enemies ?
Because I'm getting a divorce and I'm going to get to do whatever the Fuck I want for the rest of my life.
*untips fedora*
*teleports behind myself*
pshh nothing personnel kid
Sauce?
I am too busy figuring out the name of this goddess. Sauce?
Name: Sierra Nevadah
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Just took a shit
nothing bad happened. but nothing good happened. i am just living on standby
The girl I'm in love with comes over and stays for a few day's
welcome to the real life, nothing happen and everything is going more shitty
You're just going to end up married against.
Hopefully this time it'll be with someone who'll let you be you.
I can't take drugs when I'm dead
Cause I'm happy
nice double dubs.
i got shit to do
Cuz I'm going a gloryhole today!
Saaaauuuuuceee Please!
because I'm a nostalgia fag, and I can listen to fucking great chrono trigger remixes
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also;
I suck cocks
Well I got class which I don't want to waste money on
Got a date with a cool chick
My birthday is next week
Got a party tomorrow
Gonna cook some kefta cause my grocery finally has lamb
Oh and also
>not a faggot
now i wan't the source
Gotta study for a test
Cuz your mom called again.
Because emoticons and trends
It's my birthday. That's why. I guess.
how the fuck am i supposed to even be thinking of killing myself when op making me wanna fap
>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
Because then I woudent have anything to do tomarow.
>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=430918057
Might be the same slut, not the same clip, though
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
Bc I have a prostitute coming to my hotel room
>how the fuck am i supposed to even be thinking of killing myself when op making me wanna fap
happy bday user.
I might actually kill myself today
Because I have an amazing gf who loves me and keeps me sexually satisfied
>10 years still going strong
>10 years
Hurry up and propose faggot