How can i be permanently ban from Cred Forums?

STFU fag!!!!

but you would be facing the same way

go read the rules, find a way to break em. its ez

>how to meme?

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I posted a corpse with brains spilling out and wrote "NIGGER" ten times on Cred Forums hoping to get permabanned from Cred Forums. Only got a 3 day ban.

ban me please

Just tell everybody you're only 16. We'll all report you for breaking rules and you will win.

I'm 5 you fucking faggot

what did the tshirt say before shopping?

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm 12 and i love 9gag

>what did the tshirt say before shopping?

Are you fucking new? It says "I

Yea, because that is believable.

>post a young looking adult and say she's only 14 or some shit, that should do it

Enjoy 30 day ban, mods don't take 12 years old as a joke like they would 5 years old.

i see

whats cp, my friends in middle school wont tell me

MOAAAAAAR

Use Tor and try to start a thread

That's cp
Please ban

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shit I fucked up
Im 16 dammit, SIXTEEN !

don't google Cred Forums.

>Use Tor and try to start a thread

Uhhh, that won't ban him unless he's always going to use TOR you fucking idiot. It hides your IP address, so as soon as he tries to go back to Cred Forums on a normal browser, he'll be okay.

well played

MODSSS

Tor isn't 100% secure on standard www internet sites.

This dude, do it

Do it. No balls

MODS!!!!!!
I habe 2 years

Mod here, who wants ban?

Impersonating a mod = BANNNNNNNNNNNNNED

roll quads to bring back the game

Ohh sir mod me no pls

me seriously, im op

Like dis

I second this

that trips.

me too but im not op

silly bandz, cp confirmed, goodbye faggot

th - thats cp

No ban yet

She's young yes, but legal though fag

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Lol, why would I ban myself, faggot?

why cant you ban me then?

No bannable offense has happened.

MODS

do people think shrieking this really does anything?

but i'm Sixteen bro

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CPH probably. Seen the shirt before.

You clearly haven't read rule #9 newfag

Prove it. Why would I believe a faggot user?

COME AT ME MODZ ! BAN ME

makin me hungry

this nigga

There is no way to get permabanned without posting cp or childmodels. Jailbait COULD be enough if the mod is a fag but it is not likely. Every other rulebreaking will be banned for 3 days or a week or so.

Because CPH stands for anything. Fucking idiot.

CPHxC xD RAAaaawwWWWRRRR

Every 3 days check dubs and trips on Cred Forums

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Im also a mod.

Btw im 14

cause i'm a faggot, and you know its true.

Autism

people say child models like its somehow better.

rot you dirty nigger.

you shitpost to the max

the shirt says cp. which isn't surprising.
decent human beings wouldn't know what cp stands for around here.
Thus they wouldn't have any reason to not use the abbreviation for something else.

I know.
Taking pics of a ten year old in bikini is just as bad as filming her getting deepthroated.
It is litterally the same and should be treated identical.

Cedar Point sells CP t-shirts. Js.

It stands for I love Carrie Phisher. It's a Star Wars shirt. Fucking fags.

well you can post some PTHC forums, that would make every1 happy before you get banned!

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but i haven't ascertained that level of bone-headed-ness

I'd bet both nuts that most of the "decent human beings" on the internet have never heard of Cedar Point.

OP, google "little girls in beach", then post one pic.

WAIT. Why do you even want permabanned?

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It's true. It doesn't have to be CP or anything, just a girl in a swimsuit. This one time on one of those "last 2 digits of your post is your girlfriends age, post a pic when you find out" my friend posted a picture of like a 10 year old girl in a normal swim suit at the beach and got banned. He hasn't been able to get back on since then.

F

hes playing this game

Please ban me

O-HIO represent

cmon, i want some PTHC forums!!!

>go to libre chan dot net
>bring something back
>be gone forever

done

Kek

This thread is about to get real bad, real fast. I'm out

QUAD FOURS HAVE SPOKEN
ABANDON THREAD

hi i'm a 13 year old finish girl and i hate anime also didn't know moot was Japanese x3

I just downloaded tor, when it finished the movie I was watching on demand turned off by its self. Are the spooks on to me?

fokin fagz wut is dis tred? I'm 12 btw.

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WE OUT THIS BITCH

nice one kid, i almost believed you.....

Yes, my Lord.

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bailing on quad4's, what a b0ss

13 year old finshed girl.

No, it is just slow and unstable.

Also, make sure you go into your options and turn the security up all of the way. It will run waaaaaaaaaaaay slower, but it will increase your privacy.

And ALWAYS UPDATE every time you launch the program. Just in case there is any updates. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS.

Lol OP won't post cp.

is it really this hard to get a ban

This is also a great album..

this fag right here can't wait for op to post cp

MODDDDDDDDS

OP HERE. I totally just got banned, fuck yes!

Will do, any other tips? I don't think I'm gonna get on anything messed up just wanna have a look see n peak around a bit.

oh no

My mother has a huge record collection and I found a book on erotica on album covers amongst it when I was 13.
My first beat offs were to images like this.. I'm totally hebe now. Even somewhat pedo. Think it influenced me a bit.

And turn off javascript first thing.

>about:config
>search for javascript.enabaled
>toggle to "no"

just wait for hiro to pull the plug

similarly, lying in bed with 2 10yr old girls kissing and fingering at the tender age of 11 has made my tastes a little bit hebe

>go to hidden wiki
>cp section
>????
>V&

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Ten inch of my heart is a little better then the one person that thinks I am right now

the way his slippers are same color as carpet, makes his feet look retarded

So fucking ugly.

Why would you want to disable JavaScript?

> Torch
> Central Park
> Have fun

I want to bury my face in there.

How to use Tor 101:

> about:config
> searh for javascript.enabled
> turn that shit off
> see that 'S' on your top left?
> click it
> forbid scripts globally or you're fucked
> don't even dare to maximize your window, websites can track you if you do
> don't click on suspicious links or you're fucked dumbo
> try to stick with the legit sites, you can find them...
> at the Hidden Wiki; mijpsrtgf54l7um6.onion/

If you need some onion links, tell me.

teach him how to ban evade, so he can get
banned again for ban evading

Just know any any standard www / regular browser site leave you slightly vulnerable always. TOR does help a lot with protection, but think of it as a proxy more than anything when using standard sites. So going to Google in TOR and searching illegal things is a big NO.

The real darkweb beings when you access .onion sites. But even those can have government watching. You can find a lot of resources on Reddit as far as darkmarket sites and such.

Basically don't assume you have a God shield, because there is always a possibility someone is watching, or that you are leaving a trace (if you are caught in the future.)

Vulnerable. It can run stuff in the background that you don't even know. Only allow it to have access when you're on a page you know.

Wut?

This is now a get thread.

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Go finish your homework, kid.

>google "Nudism"
>find lil' cuties
>...
>test the hammer

you guys suck ass, these are doubles.

no these are dubs m8

Was that from dogma?

lol fuck off ez dubs

fuk

better google this:
>nudist pageant

Yea, that is Alanis Morissette.

see, calling someone rolling for 'gets' a kid just shows how much of a newfag you are. If you're still not used to 'get' then you've been here >1year

Samefagging this hard.

No fun allowed.

Damn I forgot how ugly she was

you're retarded

What are some good onion links?

Get threads are and have always been the cancer of Cred Forums. Maybe you forgot but for awhile post ID's were hidden to avoid it?

why would you enable javascript?
do you not know what it's for?