Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg
cosplayjav.pl
youtube.com/watch?v=b96-w5hKKwY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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Kyoubot can hug me with a gun.

>Kyoubot
This is safe ...

BUT FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE I'M STILL MAD ALSO STEAL FROM RAN

I need to get my heater over to this house.
>In SoCal
>Needing a heater
Fucking mornings man.

>

Stealing.

Claim

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I see everything, and I see you guys are heretic when you're alone.

Not you Magodo. I like you. Even when you're lewd and I criticize.

Ran you nigglet.

>Best fox claimu

And now i have cake, all is well

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I like you too, that's why I'm so disappointed.

Don't you fucking start with me you gazer I know you posted lewds before. I'm like the Kyoubot, except instead of all-seeing I'm All-Judging. (caps important).

>all is well
>

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ceiling

Makoto, just let me be tonight, okay? With the drinking thing?

I want you to ridicule me left and right and keep me from the bottle ... but not tonight. I'm too beat up.

:

Proof or it never happened!
Neppygear a cute.

You're shit. You need magical powers.

Fine, but don't expect to get off easy next time!

Hi every one
I just now finished fapping two times per thirty minutes and got tired,lol

rood

Im fine

I wont get.

0/10

-0/11

akira a cute

I don't save your lewds savage harlot. That gif is okay though I kinda like it.

Remember when I said you have no investment in me yet you care?
Drinking is a disease. Beating it is a day by day thing. Something something and hopefully even my shallow example keeps you out of it.

You nigger twat I'll show you, and your crotchspawn, and your lording gap-hag.

Nice. What did you fap to?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg

I think you need to calm down
Have some milk and take a nap

You need to work your stamina, Sachi.
Well, it never happened then :^)
Is he actually drunk?

Amateur-taking videos
I won't admit the 3D-AVs… except amateur ones!
The professionally-taken ones are too artificial

Ya, what about it?
While you slipped today, I still believe you can beat it you know!
Also, my car addiction keeps me out of it plenty fine. Can't drive if drunk!

>3
>D

ARE YOU EVEN JAPANESE WTF NORMIE RIAJUU FAGGOT

I actually prefer the professional ones by far. I don't care if it's artificial when it has nice angles and looks as hot as possible.

SMELLS OF RAN
NO

Though I will mention I don't have audio output other than my Bluetooth so if you want me to listen to something, please say so explicitly.

ty hiroshimoot

It's probable

I haven't posted audio yet

What you really need is a nice warm bed

aaaand the image goes

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Back here.

I hate you so much ....
>like so much no matter how many language I type in that quotation mark of your hate and prejudice is still there
STEAL ROLL GO

>Riajuu normie
You think I am?Oh thank you NEET guy
Should the one who attends here be called "リア充"?
I see and you also make sense,for the masters of JAV have their own tastes and they strive to show them,which ends up as a high-quality JAV.


Hey What's today's topic?

you don't mean that

Claiming Felix

Good morning /waifu/

3DPD.

Drunk fairy is drunk. Go to bed.
Hi Nowaru, how is it going, hun?

Hello,what's up to you?

Good afternoon

Eastern and Asian professional porn has a bunch of differences though, I guess amateur is relatively similar.
What do you think of cosplay porn?

You are horrible and the Yakumo line should die. Please join our Diplomac\y game. Playdiplomacy dot com., game is Waifu Wars

Originally, you were someone I wanted to have a chief role here. Now, I feel you are like Mussolini but please join even though I hate you so much.

Hi hi NepNep, I'm okay, just going to chill for the rest of the day~
You?

Did I seriously miss sci again? I want to talk with you, faggot.

FUCK

I did join

And i'm...sorry?
for showing off my breast features

MAYBE

Shitposts are subjective.

>difference
difference between what?Eastern and western?

Cosplay av,especially amateur's one,is one of the most important my resources of fapping,the stuffs which say "this is amateur" are sometimes(usually) more or less edited by the professional though.

I recommend a good site,like I was taught some site
Look at
cosplayjav.pl

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Mandatory update:
Yeah. All drinking is bad. It's calories! There is no logical way to make it okay. That's why it's a disease.

I can beat it. Need help though. The things you type actually matter to me, and have helped me stay away from the bottle in the past.

But I don't go outside.

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Oh, nothing much, I've been with a common cold for a couple of days now.

>features
Fuck you also die.
Also fuck you and die.
t. Chen probably

Is that a compliment?

カラミチーマス

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CLAIMED

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can i have one?

I've stored new pics from pixiv…but they are too lewd to post here
Jap illustrators are full of obscenity!But I love them all the more for it!
This is barely legal…I hope

plz no more anger

How is Alice

>Baby come back, to the discord

>Lewd~
I hope it isn't too much annoying, I'm feeling the allergies instead.

That's a brilliant conclusion. Do you have a contrarian taste in shitposts?

Well, in Asian porn the girls make a lot of squeaks, I'd say the way they kiss is dirtier, then there's the blur commonly added to the genitals.
Finally we could say that you use a lot more toys in non-bdsm videos and the most popular kinks differ a bit too.

Thanks for that site, seems like a legit source of porn.

All good, that's a nice pic too.

That's were I learned how to perform meme magic.

>Jumping in
>Kissing 4
God damn get the silver bullets ready for this one!
2lewd2post here. B8, but hopefully nonproductive.

You don't know my H8!. Up until today, it was friendly. But today, it went overboard! Imma have dem tiddies, Imma get dat family!

The only time i see it as okay, is when it's with friends. Great stories always come of that!

Then I'll have to keep on you about it! I can't slack in that department either!

>2lewd 2post
>B8
Do you mean that lewd-haters have just allergic constitution for the lewd pics?

Hiya Alice! Slept well?
Oh, no, not at all, although, I should wear socks and not go around barefoot if I want to get better.
Seasonal allergies?

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cheers!
im gonna leave now

Just stating class, bbl
>you have me added already
I did nothing wrong
I slept, that's all that can be said for it


Lecture time

Allergy is one of the most fucked-up syndromes in the world,particularly in that the cause of the disease is faults of our bodies

How could you want to ruin this?

But you aren't in the group chat anymore

This is good. My weakness is being abroad, so hopefully coming back to SoCal curbs that.

(You)
Nig.

Who are you, Ms. Quickfire?

Yep, you should~
Yeah, just seasonal thankfully. It'll be better in a week or so.

How could yellow monkey go black,poor-mind white snake?

Luck in class.
Tell me a story!

Worked
\didntwork\
you get it or dumb american

When a mommy and a daddy loves each other very much, that love becomes so big that it fills up mommy's stomach. And that becomes baby!

Shinoa claimed ',:)
I'll hang with you guys for a bit lol. Might come back later tonight though

>Back to SoCal
Then I can nag at you in person!

Pay attention to school, Smugs!

Never blaze and drink altogether, unless you really want to get wasted as fuck.

Don't you mean always?

Students in Cred Forums,be ambitious!
(This phrase and speaker of this seems to be not familiar to the western.If you wanna look it up,go to google)


I'll take a shower so I must leave in a while

I don't like that or seems to replace the thread
Amongst other things
Thank you Nepu-Nepu

Unless, you want to get really wasted~

That's common knowledge, Noire, but I've been sticking to booze, haven't tried the devils lettuce yet.
M-mom, that's so lewd it made me feel a bit fussy.
Where is dad? :^(
School is for suckers.
No problemo.

There was once a Nepu and a Nowaru, drowning themselves into booze till the didn't remember anymore what they were doing. But, they still had a fun time.
The End.

Of course, it's more fun

A fun time? Do you mean, a regular fun time or a "fun" fun time?
Thread slowed down.

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Make me

You know i like to mess with you from time to time but your father went to the grocery store. He'll be back!
Hopefully...

Slow thread is comfy thread, neppy

Delicious flat chest

Depends if you throw up or not.

I guess that having both was the best idea~ :3

Throwing up is just part of the experience though

Fug, you got me there.

>Playing this game
>I finally understand this image

>Makoto

Delicious flat chest in this thread

I think the marks are set in the wrong position.

How good is your alcohol resistance? Is your liver up to my level?
Nice.
But he's been in the grocery store for so many years :,^(
Only nerds throw up, you nerd.

Delicious flat chest.

When did i say i threw up?

I heard flat chests

>*whispers*
>You nerd.
Indeed, and delicious at that.

oh shit wheres the still here guy!?

Could be.

Depends, last time drinking session fucked up what I knew about my alcohol resistance. So I'm not sure anymore.

>*whispers*
>You bully.

But she's busty af in the show.

waddup`?

HAH
>wut game?
>out of class now at the mall with sister cause she wanted to go. I want to get the VR badly

It is nice. Gives you time to write post without the worry of thread speeding by
I know honey, I know :^(

>

>

So apparently I can die from this lab were doing. Yay for measuring current coming out the wall

I like this

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>*whispers*
>I do it because I care about you user-kun
Obviously not here, weird.
Oh oh! What did you had? I like rum and vodka! Actually, I like sweet drinks, I had whiskey mixed with energy drink, it was great!
We have eachother though, so there's nothing to worry about!

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Recettear
Image fucking related!

>*whispers*
>You're such a meanie

Matoi Ryuuko claimed

why is the blade on the wrong side?

I've coooooome baaaaaaaaaack!

Claimed

>*Whispers*
>You know you're enjoying it, sweetheart.

Rasta friend pulled up a party, and I brought 4 bottles of wine, then I drank two of them, one white and one red. After that, I was still up, but I was hyperactive as fuck, I literally, couldn't stop talking.
All this between 9 and 11pm, then around 11:30pm, a friend of mine passed by, asked me if i wanted some weed as he asked to the others, I, obviously was too dead to actually care about my health, so...I rolled one, blazed it with everyone else, and then this guy pulls out a fucking bong around midnight.
He made me hit it, and then I basically found myself on the toilet between 00:30 and 02:30am.

That's the story.

Hey you're not me!

its a half of a scissor^^

He's not the real me, he's an impostor

Yes we do and that's all that matters, my little neppy
Never heard

Gorgeous

i hope you all die sucking on dick

Smug

So i wont die a virgin?

I keep forgetting that the part that looks like a blade, isn't
It's set up like any normal single edge sword

>*Whispers*
>It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again

On yours~

Nice choice.

Is Kill la Kill what I should watch?truely interesting?
I have to finish watching the grenragan beforehand…

you'll die a virgin in the sense that you only sucked dick but didn't put yours in a butt hole or vagina

naw i ain't a faggot

KLK depends on your sense of humor

That sounds like a really comical death.
Wine brought out feelsies in me, it was sad but it was okay.
Who? What?
>*Whispers*
>That sounds quite lewd and kinky, Ran-sama.
>~

i enjoyed it a lot
its very funny and all the characters are great
i can recomend
yes you are

>sense of humor
It means that some like the KLK's scene of humor,others don't…right?
Understand

Do You guys watch Kamen rider?If so,Do you expect the new one,EX-AID-?

It has been a while

Whats up?

Has it? I thought i saw you yesterday or the day before briefly.

So it Continues.

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You literally play Capitalism: The Game.
Buy low, sell high! Make that sik profit!

Guten Morgen, /waifu/.

honestly it does, like falling off a cliff to your inevitable demise

this is what grinds my gears when i see you
please stop lying about things about me

overall its humor where its just of the stupidity of the scene imo, but plot wise its kinda more creative and less generic than most animes, but yes the humor turns some away

TheRideNeverEndsSkeleton.jpg

hey smugaroo

Sounds like Eve, but without spaceships and spreadsheets.

So guys... are you masturbating to cartoons because you vote for Donald J Trump or did voting for him lead you to masturbate to them?
youtube.com/watch?v=b96-w5hKKwY

Grüß Gott.

Pawn Stars: The Game?

Morning Alice, how are you today?

Someone pull the plug

Morning

Good afternoon

Kinda! It's... not space rock mining simulator 2012.

Yep! Pawn Stars with a cute loli instead!

smuggie
how are you?
guten morgen, gut geschlafen?
heh, i know you better than you do yourself
this is a great vid
hey shiro

I go at 'night' threads mainly


Oh fuck lol

Hello

ist das hier shiro shiro oder ein neu freund?

I'm well myself. Sleepy since I didn't sleep til 4 and woke at 8. How are you, tsunny?

What's it called?

I pulled it. It won't die.

What happened..? If I may ask..

Well hello

I see
I prefer absurd and ridiculous humor and comedy to magnificent,lofty tragedy.
So I maybe take to it,like I am fond of Seitokai YakuinDomo,full of obscene humor manga!


Whether either of the candidates wins,my country will face unfavorable situations :(

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>I was only 28 years old
>I loved Chen so much, I had all the screenshots and pictures
>I pray to Chen every night before bed, thanking him for the tumors I’ve been given becasue of him
>"Chen is an oldfag" I say; “Chen is totally not cancer”
>Fellow posters hear me and call me cancer
>I know they were just jealous of my devotion for Chen
>I called then newfags
>They bully me and sends me to go to reddit
>I’m crying now, I dont like reddit
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a smell is moving towards me
>It’s Chen
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my thread.”
>He grabs me with his tiny hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Chen
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>Its not even hurting, cause his dick is so small
>I cant feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water beacause he`s not deep enough
>I push against his force, but he falls casue he`s so puny
>I want to please Chen
>He screams in a mighty sperg-storm as he fills my butt with his cancer
>Other posters stare akwardly at us
>Chen looks them straight in the eyes and says “I was here first you newfags.”
>Chen leaves through the window
>Chen is an oldfag. Chen is totally not cancer.

Capitalism and lolis?
Sign me up.

>after tripping on a banana peel.
Hi Alice!
You know I love you anyway!
Oh, nothing much, lots of self loathing and comformism from my part lately, what about you, mommy?

Hello germany guy

I survived the lab

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Was machst du denn hier

I was skeptical, but I'm actually enjoying it a ton!

Recettear. It's on Steam for $20, but has a free demo.

See above.

no you don't we only talk online you faggot
how has your day been anyways

how long have you been on here
also bassically, theres alot of ecchi also

you in the U.S.?

eggsacktely

What kind of lab?

Oh it seems that a lot of waifu-claimers are coming,is it around noon in the western?
It's 3:30 a.m. now here,the sleepiness is raiding me

that sucks, hope you dont have significant classes where you have to pay attention
im pretty okay actually had a very short monday
been chilling at home mostly
congrats
are you killing yourself now?
fuck you i will choke on your dick and you will like it gay boy
its been pretty good, school was nothing almost all classes got cancelled
yours?

It's about 2:30 pm for me

It's roughly 1130 - 330 in the states.

Expect the thread to explode here in the next two hours.

it's 20.33 p.m here (germany)

sleep tight

Oh, you never are really ok when you have depression, but I'm alright with it, I just had to drink a couple of glasses of rum and whiskey and I was back on my feet!
Sup sneaky snek.

its like 3 pm here in new brunswick
close enough

5:30 am for us Ausfags. I have to work at 7am so Im a special case, but we are starting to wake up.

Hey there, how's it going?

Shiro shiro. Wie läufts, Jibril?

I am sickened. But curious.

Gut geschlafen?

Morning, Illya. I'm doing just fine! Took some medicine for my migraine and am starting to feel better.

Hello there! Who might you be?

Ditto, user.

Ja, Ich schlief gut.

Entschuldigung?

Hallo, Fremder!

How'd it go?

Hi!
>bun
You know that 5 triggers me!

Wew

Done with school, went shopping with sister and played the VR. I want one. That is not okay, neppy

Because hustle?

Today or since I joined thread? I know. Wew lad

You should dude. 13:35 here

Just physiology chapter 16 intro. Thankfully. After thread, I'm taking a nap lol. Had fun? Cause time would fly by if you're having fun

no im not you
why they get cancelled
not sure if i should go to the bathroom since my new phone should be arriving about now

(You)(You)
erstmal

wieso haben sich deine bilder geändert?
und seit wann bist du wieder da?

>Wie läufts
das übliche
aufs wochenende warten und so

Claiming Holo.

And a "Hallo" to you, of course!

I'm yuuko
Less wonderful alice~

Sorry

Korbo*

>*Whispers*
>I love you too


That sounded better in my head