Ask a depressed, anxious, insecure virgin who went to a prostitute anything

ask a depressed, anxious, insecure virgin who went to a prostitute anything

How much was it?

120$ didnt even come tho

What is your favourite food?

Wait? So you're still a virgin after seeing a prostitute?

>you're doing it wrong

What's your favourite colour?

How hot was she?

What is your favorite movie?

-fried chicken (not a nigger tho)
-fries

didnt want to lose the virginity to a hooker, only wanted oral and titsex

will do normal sex next time probalby

Why call yourself a virgin now you fucked ere go you are no longer a virgin a beta male but no virgin

Fried chicken and fries?
Yep your face is a pizza

See OP, things are looking up.

red

I found her really hot, exactly my type, 10 years older than me around 32, huge tits (E Cup), blonde, small, good looking, a little bit chubby but not too much

the dark knight

pizza is good

lul

Not sure if failed attempt at humour or severe autism

so.... you paid a hooker $120 bucks to suck you and squeeze your tiny wee wee into her huge tits but you didn't come and didn't bother to go any further? sounds like you got ripped off.

That's where you're going wrong OP. Putting the pussy on a pedestal. It's not like as soon as you put your dick in a pussy the big neon 'VIRGIN' sign gets removed from over your head. It's sex for fucks sake people do it all the time. Get over yourself

Not you're face doe

It's autism of the most severe kind

Did you tongue her pussy or her asshole?

I don't think OP mentioned his dick size. Sometimes guys don't cum. One day when you move out of home you'll find out various things like substances and mental blocks can stop you from making happy big cums

How fast did you cum and was it worth it? I paid $100 for my first time and I came in like 5 minutes lol

Where did you find her?
What's your favorite album?

How old are you?

I wanna watch that ASMR video, anyone got a link?

Have you ever had a blowjob? Generally squeezing is not common practice. Virgin detected.

the only time i dont come is when im drunk as shit and have whiskey dick.

why are you talking in 3rd person virgin?

What movie did you hear that from?

What? This isn't OP you dipshit

Why are your sexual encounters always in 3rd person? You beta faggot.

No wonder you're a virgin holy shit what an autist

I'm not a virgin, as your mom.

OP here

before you do anything with a hooker, you clear up whats going to happen. I said oral and titsex. I paid. There is no getting further. I did get ripped off though, paid for 30 mins, only got around 20

I never understood the concept of virginity, why is putting a dick into a vag such a huge deal? I always wondered. However I want to be honest with my future gf and sadly the virginity is a big deal where I come from and Hookers are a taboo topic

nope, didnt pay for that, maybe next time

I was extremely nervous and hes right I have a small dick, 3-4"

didnt cum at all, couldnt get hard aswell, too nervous

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Went to a prostitute.

Says still virgin..

An hero?

Must be a wizard XD

because he so beta even a pro turned him down

>online hooker adverts

What site?
Do you think you'll see her again?

ultrakek

post photo of her from the site