Tech gore thread

Beautiful

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If you say so...

moms spagetti

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this

This

The hole Dirty/Dusty PC's are not even close for me as untidy Cables

this

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Please stop, almost threw up

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Tech-kek

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That's not gore faggot. That's a macbook, hardly deserves to be called technology.

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That's average

you're average

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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What the fuck did you people do to the SNES to make you think that was average?! I've seen old systems used by children for generations that look better!

By being a child and not caring about the colour of my SNES

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Now that's just deliberate

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That's a trick to make the disk double sided so that it can hold twice the data.

>Here, you can use my extra controller.

That's why i don't let fat people play my games

"here's your controller bro"

Did you nuke it first?

Ughh you are a sick human being OP. How can you have such pics in your hard drive. How the fuck do u sleep at night.

With your mom.

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"Dude, you're getting a Dell !!
err..."Dust Bunny"

Bumping for more, trying to build a folder.

sick!
MODS

I never cared, either. How did you manage to discolor it in the first place. Did you messily eat food standing right over it? What happened you filthy bitch?

Mostly dried semen and sunny-D

Well at least you're honest.

kek

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Oh god....who fucking hired the guy that did THAT mess?!! RIP to whoever had to fix it.

im willing to bet that thing still works

That hurts my soul
it is like watching your doom getting closer and closer.

xD so funny !!
Fuck off to 9gag

You Sir are an Artist.

I'd rather throw my money off a bridge than giving apple the satisfaction of selling their crap to me.

macboy got his butt hurt :(

>paizuri

technically this is not even a problem... if you do that, while the ecu is unplugged and let it dry outt completely, you should have no problems using it again

>Somebody made that nice cold keyboard a sweater

ya pretty sher he was just cleening it

WHY?

Excuse me but what am I witnessing?

I'd rather keep my money.

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im not a tech guy or an apple guy either. but why is apple so bad?

becouse tim cock is gay

Andromeda.

Morocco hash

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Ouch

this thread is worse than actual human gore

This is tech porn

commencing dump

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Fucking lost

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reddit.com/r/techsupportgore/
>inb4 Le ddit
There's some really good shit there.

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That's to much

Overpriced with mediocre quality on products

>Ring

What sadistic fuck took this pic

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someone told something about cable management?

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dam hackers

Well played

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that's it, i'm dry boyz

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love the lamp in there
also,
>no user servicable parts inside DO NOT OPEN
>i'm emo, i got this shit

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Woah nice meme, may I save it?

"It's fine, my phone is waterproof!"

OC

I cri evritim

cook is dead, now every stupid idea is wow and get's done, not only his.

God damn shinies

This right here folks

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I was not prepared...

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what the fuck

The samsung phones are sitting in there not giving a single fuck about what's going on.

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I cant see this, its driving me insane

wtf are those cables

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kek

Audophile placebo bullshit. Extra shielding on the cables supposedly cuts down on "interference"

aaaaaah this hurts me

mmmmmm i bet that felt good

>all that tape around the wires
>old molex connectors
>the missing atx plate
what is that, a prototype for stupid pics?
looks more like shitterstick to me.

Only if it's deionized water.

Prob got slammed by the roll up door. The nerve to fucking deliver it tough

please kill urself you are literally the reason for all wars in the world

STOP

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oh noooo, cut the greeeeeen wire!

only newfags think this is gore.

this makes me fucking erect.

heh.

quick tech question...
If I plug my router into a second router, does that create a vpn ?

thats not how it works dipshit

wash ur fuckin hair jesus

No

Yes

Maybe

fucking hot

yes

Seems like good advice

so much faggotry in one pic

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kinda sick, yet pretty funny.

I feel almost like in Fallout 4

Linus gets so much free hardware he doesn't even care, he's left computers in the rain just to see if he could fix it.

youtube.com/watch?v=LXGGsrahu5A
Dear God, please no!

nothing wrong with this they arent pins anymore its just contacts

wrong. l2electronics you retard.

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ITT no poptarts

>what is refuse shipment

i like turtles

that looks like fun!

hey at least you actually use a screwdriver on pcs

Triangle.

Their entire IT department should be executed for this.

Yes, just don't ever plug a 3rd router

hahahaha this is fuckin great

Activated almonds

missing the "it's confidential"

>call with furry

>que webm of 100k CGI F1 cars pouring over a track

i dont know why this is making me kek so much

trips 4 turtles

>comic sans

one is bent

>but mooooom i need the heat spreaders or else my ram will overheat!!!!

What about the fucking capacitors?! Don't those short everything out? You can't discharge them without opening the PSU, can you?

will still work if dried properly

What is he fucking using the screwdriver on?

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also "...nüsse"
disgusting german

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i... what company?!

katjes, yes, yes, yes

Unless this room is not even, I'm having difficulties understanding how the disks jumped so high.

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Velocity/momentum

spinning with 7200rpm does that

this thread kills me

Oh, I didn't realize it was spinning when it came out of the box. That makes more sense now.

Lol, that's amazing. That's being prept for some extreme OCing.

>fucking poptart in the ram slot

Ooooooohhhhh, you touch my tra-la-la...

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Motherboards and gpu's and such have more flex than people think. This is perfectly fine

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omfg this was publicity for an institute in my country

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It is a stock photo you moran.

doesn't mean we can't have a laugh at the cluelesness.

>being
>this
>new
just kill yourself

my ding ding dong

kay

youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI

that's exactly how my ipod video looks like
10 years and still works fine

you are not making it easy for me to not call you a retard

Tech discord
discordapp.com/invite/7ybYskS

Poor people get mad when they feel like they're excluded from something, so they make unfounded claims that apple is bad. As someone who works in a tech field, owns both macs and computers, and uses computers much more due to my job, I can tell you that macs are vastly superior for everything but gaming, which is all the children on this website care about.

Their new motto should be "Dongel differently"

>iShill

Top Kek

Apple products are overpriced, this is a fact.

Only good thing they have going for them is that their laptops are more reliable than Acer and HP.

E.T in the middle of the rubble.
There's your reason

Didn't know Chad was into pc building

>a network cable is unpluged

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That is why you shouldn't let stupid girls be programmers, only the smart ones.

I did exactly the same thing in front of my friends but with Windows XP CMD. They tough that i was hacking or some programmer shit, and i only deleted the system32 of the school computers did "tree" (because it has a lot of output and it will make it look cool) and shutdown the PC using "shutdown /s /t 1".

I am the only guy in my class that knows programming and i am in a programming high-school.

Underrated post

I had that model, still do haha

Jesus fuck man get this shit away from here

Oh no, don't do it... wait, it's only a seagate, please go ahead

Still..it hurts to watch him destroy thousands worth of equipment due to his stupidity and/or impatience.
The pfsense box build springs to mind where he bricks a couple of very expensive server boards and a xeon processor simply because he didn't want to wait for a proper hsf to be delivered so he started mangling the board to get one to fit.

Mario Party...

literally

that... should not be possible.

look at the poor thing trying to find a readable sector. Technological shock.

And that's WHY i will never do water cooling.

Just needs a new top screen and shell. Easy fix.

God i love audiophiles...especially when in a blind study of raw CD vs 320kbit mp3 a group of audiophiles scored what they would have through random chance.

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Fuck I must get this. I'm so fucking tired of having viruses on my tv screen when I watch my pirated Big Bang Theory.

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>works in a tech field
>macs are vastly superior
>everything but gaming

3D.

why are you pulling a Hillary?

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You guys don't see the single bent pin? This image is horrendous!

I'm kinda sad that this thread will disappear soon

Convert .H2O to .JPG

>It's not a good sound experience unless you can hear a guy taking a piss across the street from the studio where whatever they are playing was recorded.

Audiophiles and pedophiles belong in the same mental ward

German engineering does it again

Are you inside my computer right now?

Still got a battery in it fam

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Gay

that looks like something pulled out of an object that is meant to go to space

My nigga.

Genius

Yes, my shill! Tell the goyim we're not shit! YES!

top kek

Parents smoked. Mine looks like that. Still works

will still work "fam"

I love you

It ain't easy...

Bein cheesy

>works in a tech field
>owns both macs and computers

>implying macs != computers
seems qualified

what every ipod classic looks like after a few days of usage

ELM
ElectricLivesMatter

Is that supposed to be art?

Sweet steam punk pc bro

Nah man, 100% function

Makes my MP3s sound amazing!

Cred Forums summed up in 1 post

>mp3 plus that setup
topkek my nigga

I agree, which is why I converted them to FLAC to get that extra boost in fidelity

>converted them to FLAC
>FLAC
>not converting them to wav
ishiggydiggy

>that lightbulb
what the fuck

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i had the same intel, the rad was fixed like a dirty bastard. i should find it back and take some photo, and this shit still work, without path too lol

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD

the nigger makes it worse
ahahahaha

>seagate

>have a wire in hand
>cut it

>if he got it in his hand, it's already fucking cut

what is that, elmers glue?

does anyone have those three with the twisted in game screenshot ?

>Apple products are overpriced, this is a fact.
>Only good thing they have going for them is that their laptops are more reliable than Acer and HP.

pick one

The MacBook is a brilliant piece of technology. Faggots like you would never realise because you know nothing about technology. Smh.

Kek

>that bait

the water would rust the pcb and the contact, it would also fry because the capacitors on a psu are still charged

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How is it bait? Give reasons for why it's inferior to other products

>(You)
so many yous

you keep lowering the quality of your bait man

war veteran

Stick to backa ball Jamal.

its overpriced for the performance but they do usually last forever without any maintenance and its harder for them to get viruses than a windows system, that is why they are so popular with rich people who don't know jackshit about computers. i wouldn't suggest buying one though if you have the time to learn about basic computer maintenance then go on and learn it'll it save you the waste of buying a mac or getting your pc repaired; it's not hard to learn about the basics.

Converting mp3s to flacs enhances the quality because flacs are more better

fuck off slime

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Samsung pls go

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Good one retard

>how to loose eyes.webm

plz repost

Its specialized and not meant for every day usage by every day people, which isnt necessarily a good thing.

Its' for faggoty artists and literally nobody else.

if that's thermal paste then poor rubbing alcohol on it, i had to deal with this once and the rubbing alcohol takes it all off

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>inb4 ass mad poorfags jizz their cargo shorts

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