Walk into Blockbuster

Hello id like a copy of batman please.

Walk out of Blockbuster and renew my subscription to Netflix.

Press f to pay respect.

Take those wings and fly away

Patent time machine.

Underrated poast

>carton of ben and jerry's cookie dough because I'm a badass
>copy of faces of death 4 because I'm a fucking badass
>stick an unlubed finger in her pussy... badass
>pay for it all with exact change. you know why.
>I don't need a bag I've got a kangroo pouch on my fucking bike because I'm a fucking badass

I was literally just typing that dude, but then I got cut on my edges.

Get the fuck back in my time machine before i get stuck in 2001.
I mean, who the fuck goes to blockbuster anymore? There's teenagers who don't even know what that is at this point.

Go back home to get some A1 Steak Sauce

>2016
>not carrying your membership card at all times

Fucking get on my level.

Great minds think alike - this guy also has the right idea.

If you're gonna rent her, just make sure the bitch gets her next period on time - you may not remember but the late fees are a bitch

Contact the US patent office, because I've just discovered how to travel through time.

Walk into Arby's
See this
what do?

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Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

kik?

Bust that front slot wide the fuck open and jam it in there making sure it hits the very back... but not before I back that shit up and make sure it's ready for the next guy.

...I mean, why would you ever go inside blockbuster when there's the convenient night drop out right out front? & you've gotta be some sort of fucking monster to not rewind a VHS tape before returning that fucker. Prick.

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

I'm just here because Blockbuster thread.

What's a Blockbuster?

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