My girlfriend (pic related) wants me to marry her and I think I want to marry her

>sex takes 45 plus.

what the fuck, you're not special or anything like that. 30~1hour of sex is pretty good.

you're lazy. that's your problem.

start doing cardio or some shit...

>So are you a faggot?
the answer is yes

>I'm straight.
>I just let them fuck me in the ass

pick one

>I'm straight
>on grindr

you sound like you might like butt stuff more than everyday man + woman stuff. maybe spare your girlfriend the heartache of marrying someone that is going to inevitably start take a big dick in his butt.

>The problem is I don't think we are sexually compatible.

you both have a penis.

op is fake.

stop replying to this thread.

peace im out

That sounds like a lot of work. Isn't there a viagra type pill you can take that doesn't just keep you hard but actually makes you cum?

Oh, I understand now. I'm also completly straight, just occasionaly I go to the gayest gay club in town and suck as many dicks as I possibly can. Like three of them at the same time. Sometimes they fuck me in the ass but they dont come inside ( they always finish in my mouth ) so thats okay. But ye, we dont kiss so Im straight.

But I dont understand why I dont fhave sex with my gf.

See

Of course, only neanderthals from 3rd world countries have a foreskin.

fucking christ, this bait is low-effort

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nice bait thread faggot

No, go fuck yourself. Or, don't, not for a couple weeks, that's the idea. If you aren't capable of this, then just end it all.

you're gay

Can confirm this works

I bet you also think traps are 'girls with femine penis'.

I know you're not op but the tone of that post was awesome
Topkek

1. You're a faggot
2. Don't marry you idiot

> I don't kiss them though

Op are you circumcised? Unfortunately for us that were cut in america , being cut will expose your glans and inner foreskin which are designed to be internal organs. The long and short is you can start getting back your sexuality by restoring your foreskin. Look it up and spreadthe word to every man you know who has been affected by this shit. Look into how awful and unnecessary this operation is that happens right at birth to most. RESTORE YOUR FORESKIN MEN!
IT IS WORTH IT!
Trust me once you start you will see the benefits fast and you will be more encouraged to see through to the end.

Going to a gay club makes you gay. Just meeting randoms on grindr to get you off doesn't... especially when you love a woman.

op you're a fucking faggot.

you see, being homossexual does not make you a faggot, but fucking other men and calling yourself straight does.

so embrace your homo/bi vibe or gtfo.

also, you are a fucking moron, try not to be one.

Umm you took it in the ass by a man butt you thing your still straight? Bad news man your a huge raging bi-faggot, not that I'm discriminating here ijs though, your not straight anymore since you enjoyed fingers in the butt & then upgraded to dick by a man in the butt. It's just how it is.

Do balls touch?

Also, I do have sex with my girlfriend. It's mostly oral and analingus but I still fuck her vagina sometimes.

>being homo does not make you a faggot
>fucking dudes does

I like you.

Kill yourself.

i feel sorry for her.

She's not secually compatible with you because she's not a man. Just tell her you crave meat in your ass and see if she's game for a threesome. You're bisexual and she's crappy at sex. Get your cravings satisfied by having someone go to town on you while you're balls deep in her love cave. You'll fill her uterus with your love piss.

>but fucking other men and calling yourself straight does *

end your own life please.

yea, that. paraphrasing.

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I don't know why. She's the one pressuring me into marriage.

Does anyone think that all the women who lesbian porn are actually gay?

Of course not because they aren't. Sure they like having their pussy licked but just because it's another girl doing it doesn't mean they are gay.

>pressuring me into marriage
That's common red flag dude. Run while you still can. You are about to make a mistake and even your intuition tries to alert you, fucking listen to it before your life is ruined.

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Well, they're fucking another woman.
So they're at least bisexual, dumbass.

But I love her and she has let me take pics of her (non-face) while we fuck.

And we have a long history of liking each other.

Why not make a life together?

Pic related (epic fuck session, she got me off)

No they aren't bisexual. They just like getting off. Gender doesn't matter.

>hurr durr i didnt understand the post lemme call him gay lololol

If you see my post you know Im telling the fag who said getting pegged isnt gay, that OP has actually taken man cock before you rancid swine.

This is what I really want to fuck.

I'm not a fag. So what if I like my ass fucked. It's just a pleasure thing and not a sexual thing.

The fact that you have to specify when she gets you off means you're a faggot.

"They just like getting off. Gender doesn't matter."

Bisexuality is romantic attraction, >>>sexual attraction

>it's a pleasure thing
>not a sexual thing
what

Got to say it's just only normal that girl gets you off during sex and as detail it doesn't make "fuck session" epic. I'd say it's fuckin train wreck if you guys can't get off with each other. Your relationship doesn't sound too healthy.

Post more if gf. And in relevance. You are gay.

mfw newfags keep responding to the simplest b8 in years

But she wants to be a mother and I think I want to be a father.

So you just love having your ass fucked but that's not gay at all. Next phase you are being used as oral fuck toy behind some shit gas station which of course doesn't make you gay at all since that is not a sexual thing, just pleasure. Fucking hell.

I don't love being ass fucked. I just can get off when my ass is played with.

She is still doing ass play with me to get me off so maybe the marriage would work.

That's bullshit. Plenty of men get off with their wife every time they fuck but their wife has NEVER had an orgasm and they stay married for 50+ years.

wait of second

Here she is again with my dick inside her. I love her pussy. I just can't always cum in it.

Same situation for me and my girl. No discussion of marriage though yet, but I feel your painal :)

Pic related

Legal age?

Have you talked about getting a strap-on for her?

I want to but don't dare to because I think she'll think it makes me a sissy... but at the same time I've got her up to 4 fingers in my ass while she blows me.

Why wear a condom if you don't cum?

Riiight. Keep telling yourself that.

Yeah bro. It sounds like she knows you're gay.

>millenial logic
Holy fuck you kids are screwed.

I don't think she does think that because I'm not gay.

She likes me to open doors for her and pay the check, etc.

>It wasn't until she started fingering my ass while she gave me a blow job that I consistently came.

I'm taking her to Olive Garden on Wednesday night and I plan to propose. I went to Jareds and bought a nice ring. It cost me a fortune ($498) so I hope she likes it.

Have you tried without condom? Condom just fucks over your penile sensitivity.

Oh man le keks

She won't let me. Pregnancy and such.

Oh yeah user as long as you don't swallow his load.

>we straight men will never be understood.

Then she goes to pills. What the fuck is problem here?

Well, that's a little more complex because I have swallowed but it wasn't out of love.

I love my girlfriend and not some random grindr hookup.

She is embarrassed and won't ask her doctor for them.

if you dont want to admit that your probably attracted to men thats fine. But marrying someone whos forcing you into it with ultimatums an shit (especially if its sex you cant get off on) sounds like a horrible life an you'll probably waste years of both of yours an end it in a huge mess with you losing most of your stuff.
>keep trying to fuck her until she leaves you or just break it off
>shes fucking someone on the side? probably
>if you marry her best case you become 40 realize you're actually gay, resent wasting your life. Leave your wife an maybe kids if you have the balls. an just fuck guys as an old man until you die estranged from your family.

tell her you're more embarrassed fucking guys

I'm not attracted to men at all.

I just like (mostly) women to play with my ass.

Does that make me gay?

>heres ur bait

Confirmed underage couple.

Embarrassed about asking for birth control? You two must be about 15 years old. Grow the fuck up. Or at least find a woman of age to fuck.

>Not attracted to men
>mostly like women to play with ass
You talk about going on grinder an getting fucked by guys.
Also if you actually CANNOT cum without ass play then you're probably gay.

Regardless I getting more an more of a bait vibe from your contradictions so im done trying to help take my advice or dont

That's just due to their piss poor technique
If the guy isn't getting off it's a BFD

Op you must be a fucking faggot because that is one perfect tight little pussy and you still can't cum? Just accept that your a bottom fag and pass your gf along to someone who will really know how to fuck her you selfish cunt.

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just get a butt plug jesus fucking christ

>I don't kiss them though.
>I just let them fuck me in the ass and jerk me off and/or blow me.
>No kissing though.

wew lad

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Well, it's real for me. To clarify, I can cum with a woman, and frequently do. But when my ass is getting worked a little, it's explosive!

Such a nicechick. Tobad you are a faglord. Just get a toyboy on the side and marry her and hope your kids wont be anal warriors