Hey be should i get this eacort for the night

I would because shes hot because she is a dumb slut hot

Just imagine all the cock that's been through her tho... like miles and miles of raw sweaty cock, not to mention the gallons of jizz this jewel has had dumped on and in her. Idk man... kind of a turn off

user is that guy at the strip club who thinks that Sparkles gave him that special wink and that they have a real connection.

>>hot is hot

Asking the real questions

I would get this escort

>thinking about the cock
>not thinking about fucking that pornstar looking hoe
>not realizing thats faggotry

Go for it just fucked one yesterday I have a couple on rotation escorts are great

Reverse image search

Ur getting scammed op

if it's the picture your escort has used in her ad, then it's a fake, and when you'll meet her she won't look anything like this pic.

To each their own, I wouldn't care. I don't know about escorts, but the girls I've hooked up with who had a lot of experience were definitely the best. Fucked a virgin once, and that shit almost scarred me for life it was so bad.

Do it. But if it looks to good to be real it usual is when it comes to escorts although I have gotten lucky a couple times and fucked some really cute escors

>Just think of all that penis!
>;)

What a faggot

Underrated

nah, ea sports is a rip off

aids is a dlc

I guess these faggots are okay shoving their cock into another man's cream pie.
I bet u think it's not gay if the balls touch either.

yeah, SHE's the dumb slut

says the guy handing over $250 to ejaculate

what are condoms ?

>I had sex with a girl that wasn't a virgin
>Immediate faggotry

Solid logic frendo

a friend of mine used to escort, she went through about 6-10 dicks a day typically, and didn't bother to shower between them if they were close bookings

i guess it doesn't matter, if you don't mind a dozen other guys cumshots dripping out of her bucket vagina in to your lap

I just wanna fuck a escort any numbers

the chick in the pic? shit, go for it. Jessica is a fuckin absolute babe. Make videos! Finger her and shit lmao.

I only fuck virgins and agree with him actually

It IS solid logic. I fucked a girl 2nd once, and that's because she lied to me. Turned out she'd had sex two years prior with someone else and wasn't a virgin. I couldn't wash the second-hand cock off my body hard enough. Two bottles of Dettol were used that day on my dick and balls.

>lives in poverty probably
escorts dont live in poverty you moron, hookers live in poverty

>a friend of mine used to escort
>cumshots dripping out of her bucket vagina

see :

Most escorts are filthy fuck bags, sure as shit they don't give a fuck if they spread some shit to their John's, they just want more crack/coke/heroin money.

They use condoms you dumb dumb it's not like you cramming you d into a shit load of cream pies if she was barebacking she was prob a Shit escort

There's literally no difference faggotoli

Wow sour grapes much

Found the hookers on b :D

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>they just want more crack/coke/heroin money.

let me guess, you're from the US?

That isn't a real escort and anyone who believes this is real has complete shit for brains

Yeah, u gonna try and convince me some europpoor or other 3rd world Latin shit hole has "higher quality" hookers, with better standards, morals and values that some how make them not sub human trash?

She's not an escort... unless you are a rapper who is willing to have her around, pay for her expensive needs (drinks, photoshoots, etc..)

This!

No, we just have legal brothel were they don't hire junkies because junkies are shit-tier prostitutes.

And forum for customer to review escort so they know which one is a drugged up mess, and which one is taking her job seriously

Holy shit I would. And I've got a GF I'm mostly happy with.
Do it OP.

Yeah the only difference between there And here is yours are legal. We have the same exact setup. You never really know if it's the hooker or the John "reviewing" since that would kind of ruin the point of being user. Also. Do u generally drug test ur hookers? Lol
Also
>Job
Fucking isn't a job kek

They don't get drug test, but if they show up high, or are seen taking drugs inside they are fired.

And the forum with review aren't anonymous. People have username, and reviewer build reputation.

No one care about a review from someone who suscribed 3 days ago, and has 1 post.

The review from regular user of these forum are trustable.

To a point where after reviewing an escort she told me that she have seen the impact of my review on how much customer she had, and she asked me to review one friend of her.

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Omg... I think I'm fucking a trap today

Holy fuck, she's hot. Enjoy that.

So basically you're paying for shitty whores to fuck you, then u go online and review them so they get more cock, and then u return to the same cock hole and dip it's in it again, shortly before paying.. again...
U ever hear of a bar, where u can meet women and get to know them, and eventually fuck them right? Without paying, or reviewing or any of that silly shit.

well ugly guys can't just pick up some qt at the bar they need to pay shekels to dip penis inside

So what would entice me to put my dick in a whore, when all the trolls and fugglers of society have been dumping their genetically inferior demon seeds in there?

well, try getting some nice girl that wasn't fugged by ugly caveman trolls. and if you can't, that means you are just as fugly (i'm no pretty guy either tbh)

I live in an all white town, mainly rich people, and Rich people tend to be not ugly, generally the poor are ugly, ugly because poor. I've had my way with most of their daughters, no fucks given. Sorry u gotta buy escorts bro.

>your pic related
>it's what I hope you drunkenly drive your entry-level sports car into at 90 mph

mr james bond here is mad

I don't pay for shitty whore. I pay some escort to satisfy my fetish. I have no problem fucking girls.

I just have some specific fetish that are hard to satisfy without paying. I've satisfy these fetish with girls who weren't paid some times, but these girls are rare, and it's always a pain in the ass to find one.

Nah, I'm not even that guy, but you sound like the kind of spoiled, bourgeois waste of space that the world is better off without. Kill yourself spectacularly so I can have good laugh.

>She looks dumb as fuck, fake tits, dyed hair, lives in poverty probably.

Yes, yes, yes and yes. You're just making her seem even hotter than the picture, user.

Oh so youre mentally ill and require some freaky weird shit to nut, ur already pretty fucked so there's probably no fixing u. Good luck bro.

PS I'd never drink and drive my vehicle, I have a little more sense than that.

>using the word bourgeois
is this the queer revolt they yell about at bernie rallies?

>require some freaky weird shit to nut

i don't need it. i can cum perfectly fine in a vanilla set up.

i just like kinkier things too. The kind of things you jerk of to but are too pussy to try it in real life.

Plus i've got some money that i can't put in the bank, escort are a fun way to spend it

You're clearly a virgin.

Curious, what's the fetish? I personally like a good prostate massage once in a while and most girls are very willing to do it.

Keep it up, economic privilege

Since you're a virgin, don't know if you can answer, but you don't actually think you're the first and only guy any girl has ever fucked, do you?

escort discord
discordapp.com/invite/7ybYskS

Filename.kek

You're either lying or you're 14.

i've got a lot, most of them i can satisfy without paying but i've paid for 2 kind of escort :

Shemale escort with big cock and who are able to be a very good top

Young black girl with dark skin who can facesit me and make me eat their asshole. If they look innocent and not ghetto/trashy it's better

Dude, you're lying. 99% of escorts are condom only.

Why lie to anonymous people on the Internet?

that pic is funny because it was the revolt of the business class against the monarchists/feudalists and the plebs were used by some shady businessmen to help remove the old upper class.

Obviously I know every fuck isn't a virgin, the off putting part for me is that a whore take on like 20 guys a day. A DAY. Vs the average girl won't fuck 20 guys in a year.

Yes, precisely. A revolution that displaced the old, corrupt, self-serving ruling class and created a new society with an entirely different economic substructure.

your analysis might be true for the whole era, but you were commenting a picture of Louis XVI execution. This event happened during la Terreur, the phase of the revolution where the power was mostly in the hand of ultra-leftist and where the business class was marginalized for a while

Holy shit this thread went of the rails can we get back to talking about paying women to treat them like fuck toys

sorry i don't need to pay them for that.

I only need to pay them to treat me as shit

>all this revisionist history

John Locke and the classical liberals were the ultra-leftists of their time, knucklehead. Socialism was initially a response to the failure of the 18th century revolutions to actually create liberty, equality, and universal brotherhood in practice.

I think the only shit I'd pay for would be humiliation rough sex type of shit, which I doubt a hooker would do.... I generally find these sub girls on fet life.

Marx called Gracchus Babeuf "one of the first occurrence of a communist party to really act"

Of course, because Marx and most socialists have great respect for the bourgeois revolutions and how they moved society forwards towards communism, which for them is the far-future end of history in which workers self-organize and the state no longer exists. Capitalism is seen to be a necessary period of history that did good in replacing feudalism but one that should be replaced as soon as possible after industrialization.

you are forgetting the reality of what these people where fighting for.

In 1793, the political spectrum wasn't defined in such way. You are too far in your idealism, you need to be pragmatic. They were fighting for having the price of the bread to be regulated by the state and other things like that.

There is no difference between politics and whores

Both are forms of lying and fucking you out of money, my god! This guy is a genius.

Socialists have a great deal of respect for what the people fight for. They have great respect for the revolutionary struggles of all times and understand that these processes are not perfect and bloodless. What they do not respect are the spoiled, narcissistic children of the re-established, post-revolutionary ruling classes:

who say things like "Don't be too idealistic about the suffering masses; I pragmatically enjoy the trinkets this failing system that has long outlived its usefulness provides me with."

In that you're too poor for either to pay attention to you?

I've seen 15+ escorts over the years and every single won made me wear a condom.

stop lying.

So.... how's that women's studies degree coming along faggot?

What a fucking queer. Nigger.

I'm sure it's perfectly acceptable in your part of the trailer park to swap cum with each other's sisters, but personally I'm not into it

PhD in physics if you're going to bring it up. But of course you won't be able to accept that people who don't have an erection for the status quo might actually be smarter than you.

I didn't know u could get a doctorate in faggotry.
Good for you champ.

>I didn't know u could get a doctorate in faggotry.

Well, it makes me sad that you've never been to a university or any school not adjacent to a moonshine distillery.

Cheer up butter cup ;)
Yeah MIT has terrible shine stills. I'd agree.

Should I swallow my pride and hire an escort so I can stop being a virgin?

Never had a gf, its starting to get to me.

No, never do that.

Once you started to do that, you'll end up doing it again and again because it's easy and you'll never do the work you need to do on yourself to get an actual gf

lol just about every gril is like that

I just saw an escort for the first time. Met my friend and got drunk and sniffed some coke first to calm my nerves.

Couldn't get a boner and left feeling like an idiot.

Pretty much given up on trying to get a gf, done everything I can and im tired of waiting.

i've seen 50 yo guy who have fucked only escort in their whole life. You don't want to be these guy they are bitter and pathetic.

I'm already bitter and pathetic, so not much would change.

>sniffed some coke
>Couldn't get a boner

>feeling like an idiot

Why does she look so much hotter in the pic on the right?

>dat pic

raged

not to the point of these guy

Face is thinner, hair is in ponytail/bun

Yeah well hindsight is a bitch. She could tell i was drunk too. Nice girl tho, gave me half my money back as I didnt stay the whole hour and said she'd like me to come back again when I'm sober.

Does she have a mustache?

where do you live ? UK ?

I'm so lonely though.

Even if I paid for a girl to like me it would be something

Yeah why?

you don't pay them to love you. you pay them to perform a sexual act.

They won't love you

your post looked so much british

You're not paying them for sex. You're paying them to get the fuck out when you're done.

Yh m8

fuck all my KEKS

Does this really need to be posted five times in every escort thread?

That's a man

814? You're from central PA? Don't. She's probably diseased.

THAT'S MY SISTER YOU ASSHOLE

I'd still fuck your man-sister

>99%

Maybe he knew the 1%.

How much your 20 minutes going to cost you....if you last that long!

I didn't see it posted earlier but if it helps you out....I'll make sure it does.

2 . You're not paying them for sex. You're paying them to get the fuck out when you're done.

I didn't see it posted earlier but if it helps you out....I'll make sure it does.

3 . You're not paying them for sex. You're paying them to get the fuck out when you're done.

I didn't see it posted earlier but if it helps you out....I'll make sure it does.

4 . You're not paying them for sex. You're paying them to get the fuck out when you're done.

I didn't see it posted earlier but if it helps you out....I'll make sure it does.

5.. You're not paying them for sex. You're paying them to get the fuck out when you're done.

Happy now faggot?

Yes. Without doubt

Huh. It's exactly as funny the fifth time. Got any more hillbilly knee-slappers?

>user says "it's exactly as funny the fifth time".

>user says they are "hillbilly knee-slappers".

>Implies user is a hillbilly.

Fuck your cousin often user?

jesus, get the fuck out you underage embarrassment

Careful guis
Is Cred Forums admin and he will band you!
Omg plx no band!

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Hey I get it.

I would be embarrassed too if the only ass I could get was my underage cousin. At least you're moving up from goats and chickens. Regardless, no need to lash out at me if your cousin Bubba gave you the HIV.

I think your money would be better spent on english lessons

dude I live in America and I can tell you America has shit tier hookers that want way more then they are worth. South East Asia has god tier women for cheap, also they actually care about having sex with you. Americans do not.

>InB4 lady boys, we know we know South East Asia is known for lady boys but they are not trying to trick you. You can ask them and they have no problem telling you, some clientele just like lady boys.

I've been to Bangkok buddy, while it's true Murcia has shitty hookers, Asia also has shitty hookers, all hookers are shitty.
Gtfo with ur Asian girl fetish Todd.

This you user?

You can find shitty hookers everywhere but I'm just saying you can find hotter and better ones in Europe and South East Asia. America sucks when It comes to women, most of them just lay there and take it. I never had this issue in Europe or South East Asia.

So just fuck the hot non-hookers fatty

this guy is a virgin

>fatty
Thats ad hominem fallacy there m9 stay on topic

You can't tell me for a second that American women have any idea what they are doing when they're having sex. They just lay there and take it because they think thats all they have to do. Europe and SEA girls actually have fun when they fuck and don't look at it as just something they have to do. I'm not just saying hookers either, this is a general belief for all Americans I have had sex with, never in my life had i had to do so much just to fuck an american girl with little to no fun during. Europe and SEA though is a gold mine for girls that enjoy sex.

>Europe and SEA have a lot more fun then America when it comes to sex. Not to mention that Americans seem to be scared to death of sex.