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Some soldiers stand covered behind rocks, their enemys are the commies, who built a base with one mortar, one flamethrower and a small bunker.
Between them is a small lake and a hill, behind the lake are mysterious bushes. In the air is a helicopter controlled by the fascist army but no one knows on wich side they stand.
Dubs decide what happens next.
Green guy with hat shoots himself because PTSD
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bump for interest
if dubs green guys blow up the heli w/ rocket launcher
rolling for this
rolling for this
Green guy in the front drops a frag next to his comrades.
Commies build tank
Red successfully hit green with a mortar strike
They all kill themselves.
Roll
Rolling for heli shooting and headshoting furthest away green then then one more bullet to kneecap green with gun let him bleed out while the last green considers killinb him self
Rolling
Re roll for this
Roll.
roll
Roll for this
Winrar
Heli allahu akbars red team
One of the green guys is secretly the hulk. He picks up a rock and throws it, smashing into the helicopter's rotor. The helicopter loses control, and falls onto the mortar team.
a black guy comes in and kills them all with his super bat powers
a black guy comes in and kills them all with his super bat powers
reroll
switzerland against china?
Green start digging tunnel under the lake to infiltrate the Reds.
Mysterious bushes cross lake and rape enemy camp
The mortar hits the rocks, destroying them and killing the guy with the hat and the medpack
The one with the flamethrower secretly loves capitalism and fires at the mortar
Roll
Fascists throw one commie Pinochet-style out of their helicopter angering the commies
Rolling
Rerolling
ROLLING to spawn the seamonster
The commies call in an artillery strike on the greens
Rolling
Another mortar shot but it hit's the helicopter, sending it down into the lake, the pilot parachutes out but lands in enemy territory.
Roll
Roll
The helicopter runs out of fuel and spirals down, hitting the greens.
Rolling
Green boys call for reinforcements and takes the lake.
Reroll
Crusaders appear, their task is to retake Jerusalem
they ally with the green people
GREEN BOAT ON LAKE
winrar
roll for naval strike
They all make peace and acknowledge Milhouse as lord of the memes
GREEN BOOOAATT
Commies call in a cruise missile strike on green
They stick their fists in each others ass and suck the shit off their fists and then fuck each other in the eyes with their dicks
Winrar
helicopter pilot is DRUNK
OP is falling behind. Also, green boat.
the helicopter takes a poopy XD
Roll
Missile strikes injuring one soldier,
a green boat appears on the lake
they touch their willies together
Fuckin winrar. Time to let some commies fuck themselves
OH NO IF ONLY WE HAD A MEDKIT
boat advances and investigates the bushes
winrar
Boat shoots at commies.
Helicopter pilot is actually a commie. he fires air-to-ground missiles at the traitor and then attacks green
Roll
Rolling
rawl
Oh shit winrar. Also, boat shoots down chopper, chopper crashes on bunker
green team are all traps and the opposite team sneaks in on the traps sucking and fucking each other so they join in fucking them so hard
If dubs, fascists activate their secret space lazor
Us drops bomb that kills only commies. Killing all commies in the process.
Helicopter explodes for no reason and the falling debris destroys the boat
Commies bring in more reinforcements and flank green
WIN FUCKING RAR GREEN STORMS WHAT'S LEFT OF COMMIES AND DESTROYS THEM UURRRGGG
Flamethrower guy kills mortar commie
Forgot
Roll
Holy shit, democracy wins hard with your rolls. Go on :P
commies call carpet bombing strike on capitalist pigs
Roll
Ac130 for the commies
Winrar
You behind OP. Green should be win by now
Trips is not winrar.
Wasted trips, you need dubs
fascist army launch nuke in retalliation
Roll
greens shoot down chopper killing one commie,
fascists get angry and shoot laser at the injured green
Rolling
Roll.
red flamethrower commie surrenders to capitalist green, because he secretly loves capitalism
Op you skipped my 99s
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Blue army joins the fight on commie side
Rolling.
Roll
Commie reinforcements show up
Rolling
Rerolling
Green guy 360 noscopes commie
carpet bomb on green, flamethrower and boat live
Commie sub sinks green boat
Roll
hey op, this
Winrar
Facists summon cthulu
Commies win
GREEN GUY KILLS THAT FUCKINGF STUPIUD IDIOT
flamethrower guy surrenders
commies already dead
YOU SKIPPED THESE WAAY BACK YOU YOU FUCKER THEY SHOULD BE DEAD AF
GREEN GUY GETS MEDAL OF HONOR
RR
Liberty prime rapes all commies
NUKE COMES DOWN AND DESTROYS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
TRUMP DESCENDS DOWN, AND SHOWS THAT HE'S THE REAL WINNER
Green guy starts living an average life. he gets a job at the world trade centre.
roll
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submarine appears on commie side
Roll
Bitch just nuke them?
Commie who surrendered is pussy, commie reinforcements come and shoot him in the head with minigun
red capitalist/commie guy gets into cover, and starts firing on the commie sub
Didn't think OP was going to deliver
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I'M GONNA GET THIS GODDAMNIT
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SUBMARINE IS ACTUALLY A PORTAL TO SPACE
SUCKS IN THE RED COMMIE GUY
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Commie sub launches SRBM at capitalist traitor scum
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AHHH RR
Roll
RR
RERRRRRR
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WE DID IT REDDIT, OP
Rolling
Fascists decide that commies are irritating and eradicate them with a nuke
Reroll
SUBMARINE DESTROYS THE COMMIE GUY
TURNS OUT TO BE EPIC FAIL GUY
A PORTAL TO HELL OPENS UP
commie army test their new weapon on the battlefield. the tsar bomba
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Flamethrower capitalist fires at submarine.
But its in water.
It doesnt do anything you moronic piece of crap.
Roll
If trips then all green guys turn into shrek and rape the red team to death
Rolling
THE SUBMARINE LAUCNHES MISSILES AT THE COMMIE FUCKEKRAND THEN IT OPENS UP A PORTAL TO FUCKI G HELL GIVE ME FUCKINGF DUBS TOU MOTHERFUCKA
ted nugent pops out of nowhere and kills everyone in site
winrar
if dubs dubya converts the commies to democracy
portal to hell it is
Commie pisses into his own mouth
Roll
Flamethrower guy gets bombarded, hellgate opens
PERSON IN THE SUBMARINE GETS OUT AND JUMPS INTO THE PORTAL
HE ENDS UP IN HELL...
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Suddenly dildos, dildos everywhere
Roll
Shrek, Scrappy Doo, and Gaben come out of the hellgate to buttfuck and take down the submarine.
Roll lolz
Roll
HARAMBE COMES OUT OF THE HELLGATE AND RAPES THE SUBMARINE WITH HIS HUGE DICK
Rolleru
literally just
Roll. Some1 halp me
TRIPS DECIDE
Winrar
>444440
So close
Reroll
out of nowhere a badly drawn Chtulhu appears
Suddenly, hundreds of furries show up and fuck everything up, because this lot was only a warzone from 2pm-4:30pm, and now it's legally a furry convention from 4:30pm-9pm.
Cthulu runs through the portal and kills satan himself
Winrar
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Winrar
Yay
Also roll fot cthulu to kill satan
Rolledudle
In the submarine, a isis terrorist kills himself, destroying this thread
Roll
2 Times 1 post away from 22, ill go kill myself
Cthulu plugs hell gate with penis, commie submarine plugs cthulu's asshole
Roll
Roll
He kills Satan but in he also meets the two fallen commies who now burn in hell where they belong
Mysterious bush starts a sniper thr
Commies turn into clean capitalists and rethink into a new plan to build a great country full of massive destruction weapons.
Rerooll
Porn pizza guy joins the smash.
Budget is cut for Green team when public support drops for war back home.
re rolling
Suddenly, OP wakes up from his dream. Nothing happened, war starts again.
I want this, plus commies invade natural resource rich country elsewhere and armed forces budget is expanentially increased
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Cthulhu tounge punches Satans fartbox
reroll
Roll for this
LOL ROOLLLL
rolling
Unexpectedly three meteors come hurling towards earth