What's you fetish, Cred Forums?

What's you fetish, Cred Forums?
Mine is pic related.

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ITS NOT A FUCKING FETISH, ITS A KINK.

Jesus Christ, be old enough to use the words you use, children.

A fetish is something like red high heeled shoes, which are not in and of themselves sexual objects (yes, they make girls look hot, but you don't want to insert one in your ass do you?) which your broken, twisted, mangled mind turns into something sexual (so that you do want to insert it in your ass) to the point that you can't actually get off without the fetish being present.

A kink is your taste in sexual things. Watching girls masturbate in public is a kink, not a fetish.

I am so fucking SICK of Cred Forums mis-using that goddamned word. You don't go to a fetish club and watch videos of girls masturbating in public. You go to a fetish club and get dressed up like a goat while a woman in a red riding hood outfit pours hot yogurt on your back.

Fucking kids, man.

And yes I'm mad, bro. Being on Cred Forums used to mean getting away from idiots. Now it is the idiots.

the nigger on the right is one of the most disgusting creatures I've ever seen

This is my favourite

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God damn it, stop. My girl is in the room and I don't want to explain why clocks are giving me a boner.

My clock fetish has nearly gotten me killed. I went out with a girl just because she kept making a ticking sound. I thought she was clenching her teeth, but turns out she was a muslim.

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can't mine be both? shoes. i view shoes, an object external to the sexual act itself, as highly sexual; and my kink is anything involving shoes.

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i don't even know what's going on in this picture, but i want more of it now.

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I find this one particularly appealing.

Wedgie ffs

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ah. i misread their shirts as "hair bullies" and thought there was some hair pulling going to be going on. i lost interest now.

Oh shit nigger I kekd

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Is there videos of white girls getting blacked by black girls

what is this called

nice clocks you've got there pal

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I like trains

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>getting this asshurt
Cred Forums also uses autism to describe any general faux pas, uses "cuck" instead of "moron" in many situations, etc.

Tumblr is your fetish?

keep going dude, you got me on edge

self-righteous faggotry is my fetish

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>being on Cred Forums used to mean getting away from idiots

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>inb4 tileanon, is that you?

I love femdom/lezdom too OP

Yea

>fetish
Spanking.
Preferably non-consensual.

Honestly, I have a problem... I like getting a trashy escort to get spun with and just hanging out. I'm decent looking and never have to pay for sex, but its a fetish for me. I "screen" them before we hang out just for my own sake and the rare occasion where she wants to fool around since I don't want to initiate it. She eventually wants to play around because she's spun herself and it lasts all night. I feel like shit the next day, but it seems to only get strong after I'm out drinking with friends.

TL;DR - I have a fetish for "clean" escorts that get spun and horny off meth.

pic related

Nope.
I think you need to look in a dictionary before you post again.