You got 10 seconds to prove you're not a nigger

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kek

i don't have aids
i can read
my name is not tyrone jamalson
i don't have 16 siblings

I have a university degree
I know my father

I was able to drive home with a broken brakelight without getting pulled over.

Kek

When I'm walking in a bad neighborhood at night taxis stop and ask if I need a ride.

I listen to metal

When I wave at a cop they smile and wave back.

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a degree, a job, no children, not in jail, credit score above 600

Holy shit, that's Luke Cage.

I don't speak like I just learned the English language from a person who doesn't understand it.

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I realize that I can be accountable for my actions

Kek

I was captain of my swim team.

My dad taught me how to be a man.

My dad is still in my life

I don't really blame any other races for my problems.

I haven't been shot

I'm white

i didnt do nuffin

I have internet.

::)

This water is too spicy

My dad helped me write this reply

Fucking white people

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I have zero loans

Underage b&

So you're a nigger in a 'white' country and you are just as prejudiced as the rest and you are not a racist?

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I can say good morning to a police officer without being brutally killed

My dad was not in prison

One time i paid a homeless man $15 to poop on my chest.

I'm upper-middle class

skin too pale, dick too small

I listen to metal

Myself my father and my son just had family dinner together

I admit when I've done wrong.

>I just talked to my dad

This was all you needed

I also listen to Metal, but i listen to Death Metal. Every kind of other Metal is faggot Metal. Thx fam

Was talking to my dad earlier... When he got back from work

>Niggers use to be in chain-gangs, therefore they have listen to metal.
>user think harder next time

I own my home.
I have 3 college degrees.
I've been married for 17 years.
I father my children and take an active role in raising them.
I am not inappropriately loud in public spaces.

Should I go on?

Nu metal and pop metal are where it's at.

Death metal is such garbage it might as well be dubstep or country.

i live in eastern europe

i only get arrested for tax fraud

i was never a kang

I wasn't shot by the police today

We wuz

that's because you're a nigger.

My car is worth more than than the tires and rims

My dad came home today.

I don't like Fiery Cheetos, Grape Kool-Aid and I don't slather everything on the plate with
Dollar Store Hot Sauce.

I'm black.

It's NOT YT's fault.

I'm an NYPD officer who shoots the blacks for sport.

My pants cover my underwear, and when a car is waiting for me to use a crosswalk, I step it up.

Daaaaaamn!

I work in IT and live in Wales.

I don't smell like 2-week worn clothes, Axe Body
Spray, Dollar General Cocoa-Butter Lotion and
poor wiping hygiene

I "did do" somethin'

The wheels on my car were paid for by me.

I'm not at Justin Beiber's house

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I don't collect:
Wuffare
Foo' Skramps
Sekshun-APE
HEAP
WIC
I do not own a Gub'mint EBT card.

i remember seeing a facebook video where a black man asked two teenage black guys a simple question.

If you drive 80 MPH how long would it take you to drive 80 miles.

They could not answer the question. The older man then went on to curse them out for being so fucking dumb.

When you call 911, you don't axe for an amboo lance

When I see a nigger on TV, I change the channel.
I've worn out three remotes...

That actually looks appetizing af

talked to my dad today and smoke camels.

My dad just texted me "see you this weekend. miss ya, buddy."

I pay da taxes and shit man

WE GOT ONE!

I'll bet they know this one:
"How much does a $20 Dollar crack rock
cost in your neighborhood ?"

>Implying Trump is black

>axe for an amboo lance
I believe the correct ebonics pronunciation is
"Amber-lamps"...

I can't imagine a black guy playing it

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I redo high-fives

I work in finance.

Because I can say things like,"thanks officer" "extra mayo" and "happy fathers day"

I listen to this and I can relate to the lyrics
youtube.com/watch?v=Q4q4mrWoXyI

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Yes

change.org/p/nfl-boycott-the-san-francisco-49ers-until-colin-kaepernick-is-fired?tk=mYfZoCiX2wQ895-dF8yMk4SLgx-cHJy9KbQc28s2rN0&utm_source=supporter_signature_milestone_email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=supporter_signatures_5000&utm_term=supporter_signature_milestone_email

I can do basic math.

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I can afford kfc

I can go to a store without the owner following me around.

I only fight in 1 on 1

I went on Disney.com without my parents permission.

I know who my father and mother are and neither is in prison.

>my credit score is 725

I can't run worth shit.

I haven't been shot yet.

I know how to use a fucking belt.

I look at myself, rather than blaming others for my misery in life.

Watermelon really isn't that great.

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I bought my bike.

I haven't raped anybody

I know who my dad is

A trap is s trap. Not a house from which (private school grammar) I sell crack.

>racist
>cultures
this post is so autistic on many levels, but ill just bite

I'm white, I swear. I mean, look at these dubs.

I read this post.

I'm a nigger and I'm damn well proud of it.

I can swim

You are worse than a patriotic American

You would be.

Easy, if i get shot nobody will give a fuck about me

I know who my father is.

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Can walk down the street without being shot

I dont find magic tricks that impressive

My skin gets red when I stay in the sun and I'm invisible in the snow.

I don't wet the roach with my lips when I smoke

>faggot

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