Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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twitter.com/notch/with_replies?lang=en
youtube.com/watch?v=r3zmwdoCGds
youtube.com/watch?v=eNGzltK_tlc
youtube.com/watch?v=PYOPQuhdoQM
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カラミチーマス

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I know who I choose. All y'all waifus never spoke to you.

>best fox claimu

Finally pne of you lazy cunts made a new thread

Still here with crippling depression

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youtube.com/watch?v=gpDbvlAI_A0

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Also my waifu has the best theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=ECkDIZJmXt0

OKAY!

So I plugged in the HDD and all the bells and whistles seem to be working!

Tho I did get an alarming error code. Apparently if a siren goes off the CPU is overheating on reboot, but after reinspecting the heat-sink and processor I think I didn't have it completely fastened.

A quick reboot and no siren alarm! I think I might be done.

We'll see!

*hugs*

*hugs*

So am i

(Nepu)
A quiet night is nice too though
(Yuno)
777 get again
YOu know you just hate me for no reason :(
>pats the best fox
Hello Mai

I'm breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I'm done with this game
A breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven ain't close in a place like this
Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said heaven ain't close in a place like this

Hey Alice.

I think this is the first time I've seen you post more than just
>Mai80
How are you doing?

Seija claimed.
Anyone know where I would be able to find more fanart of her? I don't have shit

Fucking new

Let's kill the sun for what we are
And leave me here with God
And I will pay my sins,with my own blood
So paint this world in black,no need to carry on
Our God is better off,when we're all gone

Why yes, that is an accurate statement

Pats the best wonderland dweller

I don't listen to edgy music
Wanna add me on MySpace?

I usually do just post Mai80.jpg and then lurk.
I'm doing fine, how are you?

So nail me, nail me to the cross
Oh baby, fail me, fail me just for us
Now haunt me, haunt me in my dream
Oh baby, thrill me, kill me, sins redeem
Yeah my name is xXxx_PnkGui_xxXx

So apparently Markus Persson (Notch, Autismblocks creator) is attempting to buy Cred Forums
Interesting.

Fucking why

Someone rolled quads, and he though that was a good enough reason.
I've heard that he isn't too big on political correctness however, so he nay leave it as is.Or he may turn it into some shitty Reddit clone, who knows.

he would do a better job than the last guy did

That's kind of based tbh

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I have nothing to complain about today, thank you for asking.
How come you lurk so much?

Yeah Hiroshimoot isn't doing too hot
He is relatively based yeah.Especially for a Swede.
Where is everyone else?

I think they might have died :(

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I only ever post when someone replies to me, and that's not often.

Whats going on in this thread?

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I will reply to you when I see your post :)
So what do you do for fun?
Pretty much nothing

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It's a mystery!

Well then. Carry on.
Id investigate but I have to get back to work.

So, wanna fuck?
I'll reply to you
Absolutely fucking nothing
Hot

Fun?

hi geholo
>pets back

work is lame, do things here instead!

Is it?

How're you doing?

Stuff.

better since I got home. How are you?

twitter.com/notch/with_replies?lang=en
It might actually be a thing guys
I guess trips confirm that thread is dead rn
I don't know, you aren't Dr Pepper, Nazrin or Nepu. I'll have to think about it
Yes, what do you do while you lurk? When you have nothing going on?

Name one thing she did wrong.
Protip: You can't.

here

She didn't shoot the antagonist did she?
Quite
We can repopulate the human race

No Cred Forums is buying Mojang

I've had another lazy day

planning on sleaping early and going to campus at a decent time tomorrow

Perfect!

Hey /Waifu/ what's up???

Hello Laura
Homura did nothing wrong, she was misunderstood the whole time
Unless you're a lady, or I'm a lady, that won't work
That would suck. Hiroshimoot can't even keep this going smoothly, it would be a mess if that happened

I browse Cred Forums and cry.

Wait no.
Notch might buy Cred Forums

She only shot the antagonist repeatedly repeatedly

that sounds like a wise idea. Tomorrow is my lazy day

The ceiling.

That's not an antagonist.

Maybe you'd be less depressed if you actually had a decent picture of your bitch whore?

I feel like i have more pics of sachi than sachi has of sachi, and i don't even like sachi


Also my captcha was the town i was born in. That's kinda weird.

Bum ba dum bum.

Cred Forums will not be cheap to buy.

Some people just collect garbage and don't even have the brains to look for better. Every time I see that loser I laugh at his misfortune.

Why do you cry, what's the matter Mai?
Hello Mizore

Notch called it off

I'm joking.

I've heard the DNC will attempt to make an offer. Under an assumed name of course. They seem to be desperate.

Hello me

Galil is perfect, yes.
:^)
You can be a lady you just need to put on the skirt...
Good

Good evening, /waifu/.

Thread's looking pretty dead..

You mean comfy?

Hey Mi Liu.
Why do you post so infrequently?

Because I hate this thread and want to die
M E M E
A
G
I
C

That's another way to put it, sure.
How goes it, Tatsumaki?

It's not dead, it's taking a nap

Heyoo

But, are you really?
I'm not sure how I feel about that statement
Hello again Alice. Where did you disappear to?

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Put the bottle in the BUTT

Hi.

Through some unintentional research, it turns out you have a /trash/ counterpart.

she's my wife not my "bitch whore"
I have around 300 but I only regularly use like 10

Emi Ibarazaki for best Katawa, also claimed.

Well, I missed you.
Yes.

Dem legs
I missed me too

I was out and about shopping.
About that thing you asked me earlier, I want to see a song from the metal genre that you like.

It's hard to convince people you dont have a drinking problem when you have a 2nd fridge just for beer

What are you up to tonight?
How are you doing this evening miss Bodewig?
That's good to hear
Well, I happen to actually be listening to this particular song
youtube.com/watch?v=r3zmwdoCGds
How was the shopping trip?

>software drivers are shitting the bed

Oh for fuck's sake.

Your too late!
I wat?
Playing party hard and burning stuff.

>Drinking
>Problem
These words don't make sense to me, how can you have a drinking problem?
I don't know what this means

claimed

Fine, be like that.

Reminder that Diplomacy needs more people
Playdiplomacy(dotcom)
Search "Waifu wars"
Password:Cred Forumswaifu
Hey Felix

When your waifu gets an upgrade

>drinking forever edition
Stuck in Japan for another week

Trust me, you can.

Hi Alicetroid

She's selfish and horrible.

MUUUUUUUUUCO! HI! How are you?

Galil!

YOU
>pic


>Suika claim

Now she looks like Valla

I wouldn't say I'm into death metal, I'm way more of a softie.. Regardess, that was a pretty good song.
The shopping trip was nice. I grabbed what I came for, mostly. I couldn't find Akame ga kill, unfortunately. After that, I picked up a sandwich from Capriotti's which I'm chowing down on now.

Why is there a /waifu/ diplomacy game

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In a way

Hey there, Suika. Don't drink too much out there!

That is a fucking amazing picture
Reminds me a bit of pic related
Drinking can't be a problem, it can only be a solution
So that we can play diplomacy
New phone who dis

Notch just replied to me on twitter

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What is party hard, and what are you burning?
Hello Ruby
It's a Suika
Sounds like a good trip. What kind of sandwich did you get?
>maybe you'll like this
youtube.com/watch?v=eNGzltK_tlc
How does it feel?

I've been excited all day to do something but I have no idea what I was waiting to do.

You know how Cred Forums has Hunger Games threads? Well, they have them on /trash/ as well, and the trash games are basically a mix between waifu threads and hunger games threads. It's not a pleasant sight...

>solution joke
No, it can be a problem.

Puppet master. Raping Marisas.

It is~

Every Ruby an cute

Burning trash.
Party hard is an indie pixel murder strategy game

And one of them is Mizore?
Forgot pic

RWBY really is a series blessed with great fanart
Greetings!

Doesn't feel as good as people might think it would.


Also ignore my cringy name, i used the wrong account

Bring me my machine,
and bring me gasoline,
that is all I need
I WANNA GET HIGH ON SPEED
Gross
I guess it sometimes can be a little bit of a problem.
Mizore a cute
>TFW the filthy gaijin get all the good fanart
All Galil gets is lewds from /k/
Notch confirmed for an fag

Hello. Sorry I haven't showed up today until just now, been occupied all day. Also, late replies, cutting an onion.

Galil will always be a great firearm

>TFW you will never shout "Nos morituri te salutamus" with your brethren as you ready your spear and shield
I was born in the wrong generation

If I had my Gunime folder with me I'm sure I would have awesome Galil Gals in it

I just found this out yesterday tbh. I had already learned prior that there's also a trash version of Saber, and probably a couple others I can't quite remember.

Yeah, I know.

Hello!

Yuuki Konno, who dis

Was it something IRL?At least you're feeling excited about doing something, even if you can't remember what it was
How are you doing this morning?
Burning trash? That sounds kind of dangerous. Interesting game idea
How are you doing?
So he visited the site a bit more and decided against buying it?

All Galils are awesome, similar to how all Ruby's are cute
Gariru

Someone said something like notch would do a bad job, and he decided not to buy it. I don't know what exactly was said because the guy who said it deleted his tweets.

I can't feel love :D

I don't think it was...

Hardware: The physical pieces you slap into computers.

Software: The code behind the scenes.

Drivers: Software that tells the hardware how to work.

Basically my hardware's software is claiming to be incompatible with my OS.
Which makes no fucking sense. All I did was replace the MoBo, making sure it was the exact same kind and blah blah blah. Trying to reinstall the drivers but my OS is saying "Woah now, this shit don't look right. You sure you want to do this? No? Or Cancel."

Literally about to install hammer.exe

Time to go on a journey through time and space!
I fear I have pyromania. Once I start burning things I have to peel myself away, also just don't breath it in.
It's pretty fun.

I am doing fantastic now that got the trailer for rwby vol 4 today. I love the new animation style so much
It's true

Best gun (behind L85A1, of course)

Better example:
I have more pics of sachi than my own waifu

Don't you think the animations are kinda weird though? Imo there's not momentum for Ruby's attacks, but that's just me.
Mind if we share? I've been claiming Ruby for a while now.

Not even for me?
So the programming says no to the bits
>That pic
Wew'd
You've got it backwards, Galil is best rifle, L85A1 is best raifu
But I like Galils personality better than Elle's so its all subjective anyway

I like it, don't love it.
Any Classical songs you like?
I got a capristrami sandwich, it's absolutely delicious.

Marisa is for snuggling, not raping.

Oh shit, you're actually going to do it!
>The madman!

Oh boy. Work seems rather boring today. I dont want to be here for a full shift.

Classic cuck-chan users. Fucking things up
That's not such a bad thing, it only ever causes pain in the end anyway
Was it something in a game you wanted to do? A game you wanted to buy?
Pyromania is the most fun of all manias, if I say so myself
I've never watched any of the RWBY episodes. Maybe I'll get around to it one of these days
>pantsu
I've come to the conclusion that Ran is the only fox I can do things with, sorry Galil
I love Epica, the mix of genres is fascinating to me
This is the one I listen to the most
youtube.com/watch?v=PYOPQuhdoQM

You go beyond love~

Hung over as fuck

Alice rapes Marisa. This is a fact.

It's the OS (Operating System) saying no to the software. So the plan is to try and find the individual drivers and install them manually. But at this point I'm super annoyed. Probably just gonna try tomorrow.

What's the difference in rifle and raifu?

I hope you enjoy it!
The new style will take some getting used to for sure. Looks alot like the new Berserk which I like. It's a new season and new animation package in studio so I can't wait to see what they can do with it. (Of course!)
Lewd Roob is best Roob

I don't think it was that either, but I guess I'm somewhat excited for the month in terms of in-game events.

In other news I found my old D2:LoD disc.

BOUT TO FUG UP THAT BITCH DIABLO WITH MUH HAMMERDIN OR BASHADIN. SHIIIIEEEEEET

I have a bad habit of saying something and not checking my phone for a half hour

fuck off manslut

Enjoy AIDS fu

I have a habit of replying to people then going to bed.


And on that note, goodnight /waifu/ (I'm op btw, but nobody cares)

We care, had fun!

>they have more pics.
If I had Internet I could get my own Manga snips! I haven't had Internet since I joined waifu!
Nymphomania.

Thanks friendo

All around me are familiar faces...
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That seems like shit
Rifle-The actual gun, Galil is a very good rifle, L85A1 is a very bad rifle
Raifu-The girl, Gariru (Galil) is a good raifu, Elle (L85A1) is a very good raifu
I can't argue with that
Also, Roob/Roobs is a very cute nickname
Never played Diablo except for a little of 3, how good is it?
I have a bad habit of being extremely paranoid, private and impersonal
I care though

Gn


Yes. I am the sluttiest.


>worst quality pic


>all marie rose pics are bad quality ik

That's absolutely gorgeous! I love Mozart, and this bassoon performance was breathtaking.

Alice would never do anything lewd! She only likes to give Marisa surprise hugs.

Thanks for the explanation

thank you mr baker

Always use it in reference to something lewd with her

Sup Sluts?

I know, the shadowing is really good though! I dig it. I really hope Monty was alive, it'd be really cool with him here... oh well. Anyways, I'm really hyped!

People always call me Roodby...
And sometimes Lewdby.
And Wewby.
And Rubert.
And Rubbu...
Fuck.

I knew that was coming. Drink lots of water!
What game is it that you;'re talking about lolilaura?
I wouldn't know, I'm a wizard in training
Reuben

The ceiling

I AIN'T NO SLUT!!

Happy to help
Wait what is this
Rude!

It's seriously shitty shitty shitty. I'm seriously considering scrapping the computer but I want to fix it too. Ehhhh. It's not costing me anything but time so fuck it. I'll keep trying to fix it.

Diablo 2 is a 10/10
Diablo 3 is a 5/10

Goddamn it Alice

There're two Rubies now.
Check the filenames, you silly catgungirl...thing

Are you saying you want to save the pictures that they have or something?

Tales of Link.

Hey yuuki! how are you?

Best gun, hows it going with you today?

bb?

Way too much hype

Trying to convince myself to work on this midterm paper/study, you?

If you were going to get revenge we'd call you Rueby.
If you were snot spit you would be call Loogie!
If you were bad at vidya you would be call newbie!
If you were a dog toy you'd be chewbie!
If you were top less you'd be called booby.
If you solved mysteries with people you'd be scooby!
It's still an addiction, Virgin or not.
I do and have.

I wish I had lorica segmentata and a spatha to fight the barbarian hordes with
What makes Diablo 2 so good?
I will agree that 3 is mediocre though
Fuck, this is not good.
Not a cat!
Its alright
How's is you's?
Do your work BITCH NIGGA

You asked what was up, and i said ceiling

Thread hit image limit, better time than never to peace out.

Later sluts!

>Yuuki

Good night Yuuki

>Alice

T-That's... I'm not okay with this. Not at all. In fact, I'm going to get my revenge soon, I'll give everyone nicknames.
Starting by you, lewdzore

Just read the filenames~

18 days left!

>qtRuby

Going to eat, be back in a bit

>Slut
Nyet!
Thats hard though


>Galil
>Also going to eat

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Weak. Nice try though.

>lewdzore