Be 20 yearold Michigan fag

>be 20 yearold Michigan fag
>friends going to Canada for the night so we can go to bars and drink
>get drunk as fuck off some shit Canadian beer at a bar in Windsor
>friends decide lets go to a strip club
>at strip club not sure how to tip because meme Canadian money. I throw some coins at the strippers, and we were asked to leave.
>see what we think is another stripclub down an alley
>holy shit it's actually a brothel, time to lose virginity
>we pay $100 monopoly dollars to get in
>the bouncer or pimp or whatever takes us to a room with 8 or 10 girls fully nude.
>acquire huge boner
>pimp tells us we have 20min with whoever we want for another $100 monopoly dollars, so we each shell out
>I choose this nice brunette french girl
>She leads me to a bedroom
>in the room there was a bed and a wooden stool. I start to get undressed and she tells me to stop
>suddenly this bearded Canadian man wearing plaid comes in the room and orders me to sit on the stool
>I'm confused as fuck i thought i did something wrong so i sit
>he rips off his tearaway lumberjack pants and the french girl goes for his huge Canadian lumbercock
>I watched them fuck for 20min and I wasnt allowed to fap. She kept telling me to keep eye contact with her
>the guy busted a maple cream pie then told me times up, and I had to leave
>when I left my friends were already outside, I asked them wtf happened did you guys get laid?
>they tell me the same thing happened to them. A plaid wearing Canadian man fucked the girl they picked.
>walked back down the alley to the main street $200 monopolies poorer and took a cab to our hotel
>the cab driver asked where we were so we told him we went to this brothel
>he laughs at us and told us it wasn't a brothel, rather it's known to the locals as the Cuckotel, and they often scam Americans out of their money.
>feeling like idiots we went to our hotel, each shared the double beds like faggots with dead boners
>came back to Michigan this morning

Fuck Canada

yeah agreed, fuck canada

kek

this is untrue.

In Socialist Canada, brothel fucks you!

theres no way this is real

LOOKS LIKE YOU FELL VICTIM TO A CANADIAN COCK CONCUBINE!

Then you woke up from your faggot cuck dream

Lol

fucking cuckotel. Someone must confirm!