Notch buy / back out part 9000

shut the fuck up, hearts probably paid you to shill that garbage

the guy who decided Cred Forums's fate

the greatest philosopher of our time
he was trolling the whole time guys

Lmao

PRAISE HEARTS

Started by quads
Ended by twitter

Our paladin

HEARTS IS KING OF Cred Forums

can someone fill an user in?

you got me there Cred Forums

See

I don't understand what any f this is about. Has it got something to do with /fit?

Notch tweeted he would buy Cred Forums

Someone convinced him not to

Possible notch was trolling the whole time though

But in OP pic and recent tweet he says he was serious

so its up to big daddy shkreli?

Is notch throwing a paddy now? Fucking hell.

Also >Chaotic neutral

What's a good anime on Netflix for someone who's never watched anime before?

yes

>notch said quads and hed buy Cred Forums
>satan quints
>notch wants to give Cred Forums free speech
>also wants to censor racist jokes
>those things are incompatible
>he backs out

sure noch said he would buy 4chin if someone rolled quads someone rolled quads. then hearts talked him out of it. he was probably trolling anyway though

>Cred Forums is key to its success
successfully shooting itself in the dick, sure.

It's for the best, as he said he'd censor racist jokes because they're "not just jokes and cause real harm" or some shit.

why does it got to 11?

watch one punch man and mob psycho 100

ONE is the guy who made those and its v good

PRAISE BE UPON YOU HEARTS

idk KLK and fma brotherhood are the only ones i know

Daredevil

Thanks guys

Seinfeld

House of cards

to be more specific the only ones i know on netflix
watch one punch man if you want a good one

He truly is the Anti-Christ.

Who's this shkreli I keep reading about?

Not him but...

I run a small business, i may not be a billionaire like him but i think i could make an offer for this web.
My only worry so far is, i dont know how much maintaining a web like this would cost.
So if i could find a decent hosting site in my country i might make an offer, as long as all of you are ok with it.
For now i'd like to keep myself as anonymous.

Luke Cage

Some jew

the faggot who jacked up the prices for cancer medication he said he'd buy Cred Forums but he was trolling

from what I heard it's roughly 20k a month to host Cred Forums now.

You are not going to buy Cred Forums. Gookm00t isn't desperate enough to sell it unless you're offering a very heavy price.

impractical jokers

Hearts™, that cute little bastard saved us from a fat queer who made games for autist broken condoms

Here he is on live stream researching our 4 channel

>

fuck off we want based notch

fuck shkreli too

link

that shit hurts my eyes holy fuck

fuck

That's something i could afford.
Ill look onto it, as long as all of you are fine about it.

why are lolis so mean?

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It was from yesterday. I took a bunch of screenshots. He was being a newfag.

to be fair, he'd probably be a better choice than most people that could afford the site.

If you can, I'd say its worth it. I love this hell we live in here and I don't want it to end. I'm a poorfag but I'd even fork over a few bucks a month on a pateron or some shit.

periscope.tv/w/asBR6jFlUkV4YW9EYk1Rd0F8MUJkR1lORURNYUxKWHPoiacvzYU2AEdi9d5bh56TYnQn27ccsk9BB9nLTqx3

it's on moots twitter from 2014 I think it was 150k a year maintenence costs

this killed the notch...

fine

Oh Hearts™, thy wisdom is infinite

INTERNET HATE MACHINE

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does anyone else have imagus and when you move the full image preview it fucking electric soldier porygons everywhere

Bless you hearts you magnificent bastard

hearts you magnificent bastard

im pissed
I wanted today to be special
thanks for nothing notch

hivemind

winter trolls

>Implying the 90% of humanity doesnt think like that

Stop this samefagging, Hearts. You dun goofed

People still like this faggot?
Fuck Cred Forums is full of edgy teens these days

We are not samefagging faggot, he truly save us

Do it. Cred Forums ruled by a cool user, accepting feedback from anons sounds great. Dunno about in practice tho but we'll manage

C U C K
U
C
K

why can't we have nice things ?

WHY ?

we're just being paid to shill for hearts

is the notch the guy who made reddit?

Notch had the potential to make Cred Forums slightly better, what a waste.

Where do you think you are Mr Serious shit?

ye

better how? by protecting faggots like you from mean words?

too much of a thin skinned pussy tbh fam

notch is the one who made

me sad

Swedish Fedora Cuck
Nice things
Pick one

Where are we going to go when Cred Forums dumps? 4 chan dscord servers? 8 chan? This site will be lost in time. This place; where the soulless come to feel.

If you think it, maybe it is

the man who changed the course of history

who's this "we"?
you're not invited anywhere, faggot.

So that's it huh? We're some kind of suicide squad?

This for a start

neither are you, user. we are anonymous, therefore we are equal

"Chaotic Neutral"
I just want Notch to shut the fuck up and stop sucking so many dicks while typing those illiterate tweets.

all around me are familiar faces...

wake me up

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LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN ON THE MOON

you should read his tweets about psychedelics

I love drugs like everyone else but holy fuck he's trippin

Notch:
I'll release the code as open, move the servers to a freedom of speech host and even run it at a lost

Some random faggot:
Fuck you losing credibility (insults blah blah blah)

Notch:
Ok then I won't

Where were you the day that user fucked themselves?

Hearts you fucking samefag cuck

Gtfo

on Cred Forums seeing the whole thing

Fuck you

:(

...

I thought I was on Cred Forums not /cuck/
Seriously hearts is an unfunny faggot. And you all still gather around and collectively suck his cock. To what end? For what reason? Because the little faggot makes the occasional witty comment and has an anime icon?
You guys have fallen low. Cred Forums was never a "good" place. But fuck it had some pride. Faggots like hearts were ridiculed, they were metaphorically spit upon.
It's okay, you guys will still have Facebook and reddit once Cred Forums is gone.

Great, so no FBI but also absolutely nothing the FBI could even be interested in monitoring because he's even going to ban racist jokes.

Who cares. Notch would have driven it to the ground anyway. Not only does he have almost no idea how Cred Forums works, he has proven to us that all it takes is a few words of discouragement and he quickly gives up like a brat. Then he parades about it as if he planned the whole thing.

Fuck you.

>freedom of speech
>"I will ban racist jokes"

pick one.

>Implying he would ban racist jokes

Did you see him mod /drama/?

dont worry Cred Forumsro me and fellow /y/rs are back tracing him

>But fuck it had some pride.
fucking top shelf kek,
Cred Forums.... had some pride...

Notch is not a happy man. He's going to struggle to make it to 40.

we all need a few snacks. that would make shit a lot better...

I don't think it's even possible to migrate to another site.

looking at gg, it seemed a mass migration would actually happen, but it didn't.

people would only ever leave if Cred Forums actually shut down, and we'd all just be wandering around the internet, trying to find a nice site to settle in again

there won't be another place like Cred Forums

This user knows

You can tell this user has been around for a while and knows his shit.

you dont have to be on here for more than a week to know this.

c'mon brah... dont do this

I said Cred Forums you illiterate fuck
Also newfag detected
You clearly weren't even here for roodypoo

fuk

He's already tweeted that he would do that.

Right after stating that he would not pay too much or do any work, that was his third thought.

Fuck WT Snacks.

We need the old moot

boku no baito

It's one louder.

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That shit is break bad/death note tier garbage.

Why the fuck are people praising Hearts when Notch literally would have been the BEST option for Cred Forums?
Seriously, off yourselves.

fucking idiot this one

Thanks for nothing Heart

Man that's rare these days.

cute. when will you be posting your dick rate thread?

And that would finally kill this place.

Kill yourself cancer

fucking a

If you have a board other than Cred Forums that's small, you'll probably have a home somewhere else.

A rich NEET who would have kept the site alive and kept Cred Forums in Cred Forums? This is a bad thing?
Who's the real idiot here?
[spoiler]it's you[/spoiler]

"how did you get that picture?"

>I can't think of a rebuttal
>uhhh, y-you got a-a small d-dick a-user
Seriously user, are you a fucking nigger?

edgy kids hiding their summerfag scent with old minecraft hate circlejerks.

50 years from now they'll ask us

Where were you when you let Hearts allow Cred Forums get taken over by nazis

And we'll say, we just stood by and watched

Chopped

Except we'll have no where to say it because Cred Forums will be dead

>implying Cred Forums will last another 50 years

did you seriously just try to spoiler on Cred Forums?
GTFO YOU FAG

That's probably true.

Larger non-Cred Forums boards though, I've tried finding alternatives to those but they're either dead, or unbelievably low quality.

And to put salt in the wound, any active and decent quality alternative would probably not provide anonymity.

For the most part I migrated after that bs.

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Cred Forums birthed Cred Forums. To keep them apart would be wrong.

Fma brotherhood isn't on it anymore

thatsthejoke.jpg

he's the best choice we got

Cred Forums is gay porn now

if someone could buy the site and put a rule down that there was a limit on porn threads to Cred Forums isnt just furries and foot fetishes, I would be happy. Half the reason Cred Forums is on the degrade is because nothing happens here, no frog space programs, no pool closings, just porn and complaining. Its just kids trying to fit in by claiming other people dont before jerking their little dicks to the hundreds of threads that get posted every day. Sorry for ranting, I could go on.

Faggot

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First they came for the Cred Forums and I did not speak out—
Because I was not claiming a waifu.

Then they came for the Cred Forums, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Cred Forumstard.

Then they came for the /mlp/, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a horse fucker.

Then they came for Cred Forums —and there was no one left to speak for Cred Forums except /r9k/ but they're all faggots, so Cred Forums finally started the race war.

everything is bout /fit

>i-it can't possibly be! i-it couldn't have actually been the joke! Just gotta act superior a-and I'll be right!

Well part of the idea is that if your place is small enough you could as a community decide on a place to jump ship to and most of the people would be there.

In the possibility that Cred Forums is shut down, it's probably a good idea to find and decide on an alt-chan with the right infrastructure now.

godammit

GTFO YOU TURBO FAGGOT
GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A HUGE STICK
I HOPE YOU DROWN IN YOUR OWN VOMIT

"Buy Cred Forums" is becoming a meme. But a meme with imminent repercussions.

Shall we run with it ? There's two outcomes:

1. Nobody takes buying Cred Forums seriously anymore (if they were ever) and the site gets shut down, and we can all go outside, learn to people, get jobs, get girlfriends/boyfriends and learn to stop worrying about everything.

2. Meme magic turns this into reality, and this shitshow enters a new chapter. Mass internet drama may or may not ensure. "Buy Cred Forums" meme lives into perpetuity.

Idk man. YL/C/RYL threads have been good. The random porn could go. Furries, fluffy abuse, and the sporadic atheist/Christian stuff is cancer. The real shit is any community shit. Whatcha drinkin/smokin. What kinda gun you carry(I know about half of you faggots can't carry legally. F), EDC threads. The occasional coded message thread. And anytime OP actually delivers. It's fun. And you expect to get called a nigger once or twice.

kek

>1.
people come here because they CANT do that.

Lost

They can't do that because they come here, too.

Anyone else ?

You guys are too nice.

Hey you kike what system font are you using?

I want to change my shit on clover but I have to do it system wide.

fuck you

Sans serif

i have like 34 dollars. if you guys pitch in, we can buy /b and save Cred Forums

well fuck this thread

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cunt

Guys, stop fighting for a sec. You're being passively angry and Cred Forums requires action from everyone right now.

Good god, Cred Forums used to be better than this. This feels more like /r9k/

Get yourselves together.

Option 1. The hearts pill
Option 2. The moot-v3 pill

Or that

If you want to be Steam friends, it's /id/HeartsTM

Ily hearts

Yeah he's actually correct lol it is sans serif

Ok look mother fuckers i will post this random pic just for you to notice me
This place is going down already
ChinkMoot cannot do shit, he said it openly, now Notch has an actual plan, if that manages to make Cred Forums stable, then we can stay, but if it becomes SJW's cucking palace, we can move out to 8ch or LibreChan or EndChan or 7chan or any shitty other chan we want.

Thanks this is the most famous I have ever been and I owe it all to a fat Scandinavian who got famous for a shitty lego game

SAUCE

Kek

wew

Just incase anything happens... NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

KILL YOURSELF

dude why

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Of all the font names to choose I chose the correct one.

it was obvious noch was trolling from the start guys

Thanks bros.

Notch plan is kill already. He's already gone back to tweeting about global politics.

Who else could legit buy Cred Forums ?

>And anytime OP actually delivers

the thing is, everybody here feels like they have to prove themselves in being edgy. Thing is, they fake so many threads to get (anonymous) approval that it really turns everyone off from doing fun stuff. Ill admit, I wasnt here for the golden age, but even im sad with how the board is right now. Porn and boredom, mostly.

Bozdunkler's Sword

option 3. we build a fucking wall and make those goddamn degenerate kikes in /r9k/ and /mlp/ pay for it.

what do those options mean?

aaaand im ignored
even with the pic

2nd troll in two days.

Therefore, I'm calling "Buy Cred Forums" becoming a meme.

The ball is in our court folks.

ah ok so then its going down

stop looking for attention, alice. This is why we hate you!

Shkreli or some famous youtuber with a fuckton of money. Maybe another indie dev.

>inb4 scott cawthon turns Cred Forums into a christian board

I replied

PFA, my reply

Uh, kickstart the funds to have someone else buy Cred Forums.

You could have donation tiers like "Moderator" or some shit.

yep who should we get to buy Cred Forums next
that's because your post sucked

>inb4 scott cawthon turns Cred Forums into a christian board

This would be magnificent.

Feminists are already calling our site's death

bustle.com/articles/187476-Cred Forums-is-on-deaths-door-thats-a-win-for-feminism

twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/783043059785228288

> that's a win for feminism

>got reply on twitter
>mentioned on Cred Forums
>famous

Are you 12?

what if it turned into a sort of prison? Someone buys Cred Forums and actively censors it, but over time people start developing secret languages and shit to communicate under the watch of angry SJWs. For some reason that sounds fun as shit.

> Cred Forums pustle bursts; trolls released onto the rest of the internet.

Yeah, I dunno about that one.

It'll be a win for professional internet censors tho. Very secure job for life, that one.

or we move to a different site

Scott Adams?

ffs not again

I thought it already was. What are memes ?

yes

We would never come to an agreement on one.

Oooh.

Hmmmm.

He does run forums. (He still does that, right ?)

Do you think Kim Dotcom would be into it?

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well fuck thats true

I was willing to let our clubhouse die then I think of all the bitches like this that would rejoice. I refuse to let them get the satisfaction

torrents, nigga

Good. Although... I shudder to think what kind of a shithole this place would become under his watch.

$45,000 is the price, right?

Not sure. I didn't even know he did at all.

I don't know shit about any of these potential buyers but if anyone attempts censorship on Cred Forums I say Cred Forums and Cred Forums team up to render the site unusable.

There's poetic justice in the Internet hate machine, final boss of the Internet an heroing.

Who's with me?

It's Cred Forums's existence that even gives them a career.

I wouldn't worry about that aspect.

The fundamental question is:

Shall we actively try to nuke this site for the glory or just let it slide into ruin ? Personally, I'm hooked on this site, and I could think of nothing better than to see it go up in glorious flames.

Then go and get a job, go to the pub, and have a fucking beer again and maybe even read a book and get laid.

Alternatively, I could just do all that but also laugh my tits off at Scott Adams trying to ride this bull.

agreed, and with the containment field down we spread like cancer to every site we can find.

People will beg for Cred Forums to return

sure

I hope some SJW group buys Cred Forums just for the lulz.

Oh yes. Link time.

blog.dilbert.com/

Shit he's disabled comments. He's probably stirred up the Twitter storm again.

Let's tweet/message Scott Adams that Cred Forums is for sale. He might jump on it. @scottadamssays

OK, I don't have twitter, but this is at least worth some entertainment.

Any takers ?

If we go out it needs to be on our own terms in a glorious blaze

What if Trump bought Cred Forums?

Trump?

trump is a cuck. After the election, he'll go back to sucking black cock.

Just go to 10minutemail make an account and tweet that Cred Forums is for sale.

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Absolutely

ok

he'd shut down the cyber

Showbox?

downloadsshowbox.com/

He's in a political race. Associating his image with all of the negative press that Cred Forums is associated would be a bad move.

True. But even if it's getting some faggot to put a shoe on their head it's at least a little bit fun. It's the small shit like that that keeps people coming back. The "I remember when" and "that time OP did that" and "that time we saw a dead person". It adds a realism to the internet and we realize we're all actually people from all walks of life that interact in a world where otherwise we'd never know we all existed. Idk maybe I'm just drunk but shit dude, what else do we have if we don't have that? I mean as far as here. Irl we have lives but we come here for an outlet. And personal interaction is a shitload better than laughing at pictures and bananas all day.

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>10minutemail
Doing it

Thats what i'm saying, it seems like people here forgot what made Cred Forums so special. The memories and the stupid shit is what gave this place any fame at all. I just want more of the fun shit, raids, (real) dubs decides, that kinda thing.

I'll probably make a thread on here and possibly Cred Forums to tweet him.

Can you explain who hearts is and why they did what they did? And how they did it?

It's me and just read the tweets on Twitter it's pretty self-explanatory. Notch is an SJW now and he wasn't being serious in the first place. I'm just attention whoring in the wake of it all.

hearts is a faggot, that made notch back out

notch was dead ass going to buy 4 channel

then faggot hearts backed him out

I tweeted as @buy4chan but cannot see my tweet. tbh I don't twitter very well.

hearts is an undercover FBI informant. She was trying to get Notch to agree to broker a drug deal but he got suspicious and bailed.
Hearts always fucks up.

>8ch or LibreChan or EndChan
Based on all of the newfag cancer that has plagued this place for years that could be a great thing.

True, but how could we really filter that out? Maybe have strict guidelines on creative and good threads only?

You can see it on your profile.

He'll see the message eventually, especially if enough people are mentioning him.

>read the tweets
I don't even know how to twitter. But if you prevented an SJW frum cucking this place even more, then go you.

I just may do that.

there's always a shitposter
everywhere

censorship is never good

people would just gravitate to the community they liked best.

Yeah. It seems like the frequency is picking up. But it's getting drowned out by fluffy and boipucci threads. I made a dude fuck a piece of buttered toast(I think. I didn't stick around to see if he delivered). But it was fun. Hell even the RPG threads are kinda fun.

This is an active thread on Cred Forums atm

jews

right.

>Hell even the RPG threads are kinda fun.

Were you there for the Dark Souls one? That shit was the best thing ive done here in a while.

No, we just don't need 12 different porn threads at once. Censorship is fucking awful, i'm thinking more quality control.

woah-oh so edgy and random XDDDDD

this should be chris hansen honestly

you got me bubby.

we have spidey for that user

my memes are to dank for you to even comprehend fag lord.

notch is a goddamn master tier troll

I cant see anyone else coughing up 100K to buy the thing and 150K a year to keep it running

would have been almost perfect though

jej

I need a good idea for the OP in the next thread, point out any flaws.

CONVINCE SCOTT ADAMS TO BUY Cred Forums

tweet this "@ScottAdamsSays @Cred Forums looks like it's for sale contact @hiroyuki_ni if you're interested"

Don't have an account?
10minutemail.com/10MinuteMail/

>150k a year to run a message board
fuck youre a retard arent you?

go fuck yourself

Wasn't there for the dark souls one. Was involved in one for an hour or so before bed where a guy was about to be executed by the guard or whatever and trips decides and I layed out the scenario for the winrar and it ended with get on the floor and everybody walk the dinosaur. OP was a boss and played in a T. rex and made it a part of the story. Shit was cool. Not my usual cup of tea but I got into it and even kept it going for a bit.

>being this uninformed

I've notified Cred Forums in their scott adams twitter censorship thread.

I got banned earlier today, good luck.

Some /poltard/

fucking jej

Holy shit go away

Banned from Cred Forums how?

he spoke freely

Dude nice

This looks good.

Add the scott adams shadowban image too, that's got people interested.
And/or shoop something up like a 4 sale sign

Bible black

How the fuck do you even manage that ?

How com his latest tweet was July? Is this all fake or did he delete it all?

Posted this beauty archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/91385367

There was another one like it a year or so ago and I thought I'd try it again.

I made this

Scott Adams ? Last tweet was 7 hours ago.
He has been shadowbanned tho so some people might not be able to see all his tweets