You may call me Goldbeard from now on

You may call me Goldbeard from now on.

Mobile i'm using to browse Cred Forums right now has turned into gold.
Enough money to get a pc?

my E, R, F, and A keys.

my right calf

scooted my chair forward.... solid gold chair FTW.

>mfw my right thigh

Well then i guess you can call me GoldDick

Goldshlang

>my right arm

ok so just to understand it better,
if i for exaple tuch a bottle full of water will it all turn into gold or just the plastic at the places where my hand and a bottle tuch?

Pubes.
Could be richer.

my dick

>was fapping
>see thread
>left handed
FUCKING SOLID GOLD DICK

...

PS4 controller. Guess Im out 60 bucks...or am I?

Left hand was touching right hand. Guess I'm a Bond villain now.

Golden sweater and golden shorts.

Well I now have a golden sectional couch big enough for 7 people. Out of my way plebs, Im off to the carribean

Goldmember

welp, I just bricked a $900 laptop
bleach cocktail anyone?

A tube of Xtra saucy BBQ Pringles.. fuck me

so i have a solid gold man boob?

Dang, how am I gonna get this solid gold underwear off?

my beard
its glorious

damn my hand is covered in a thin layer of gold atoms

So my entire desk and keyboard. Nice.

bleach really

if its made of gold now than its easly worth 50 times that

I have a huge fucking gold couch...neat

guess i have a golden dick...

My head

My balls. Been scratching them a lot today.

This pillow may not be comfortable anymore, but I think I can just buy a new one with all this fucking gold!

they wouldnt be solid, you'd have cloth-of-gold boxers

gold has taken my chin

These dubs.

AHHHHH FUCK MY NOSE IS MADE OF GOLD

OY VEY

Noice

my face! ouch!

Solid gold razer mouse. fuck i just bought this thing and now it wont even work if it's golden

Huh neat, do they keep my junk warm like regular boxers?

Definitely Goldmember

> How fucked are you?

Not to bad. I was stroking my cock, and it turned in to solid gold while in a hard state. So I'm good to go.

My tablet just turned into gold, which isn't good since gold is extremely dense and would probably push my hand through my mattress due to the weight.

My cock n balls bro, no good. Why'd you do this?

Gold isn't that heavy you dumb fuck

My massive ass table fuck yeaaah.

solid Gold 5ft L desk ... fuck ya

I have golden pants now so this is really odd

I now have a solid gold right hand

fucking sweet

My sweatpants and my bathrobe.
I'm encased in gold and cannot move.
I got off pretty lucky.

Truly, this is the plight of the left-handed masturbator.

Solid gold Galaxy s7 engraved with this thread

Shit. Going to be impossible to cut now

>gold joint
just think of all the weed i can buy NOW

You underestimate the size of my tablet

my comforter just turned to solid gold, not sure if it would've crushed my legs or not.

i wasn't touching anything
well technically,i was touching the air around me
the fuck does that mean

I'm a mobile fag.
Does my phone still work?

>S7 now gold
>Sell and buy another S7
>Continue pathetic life

my desk, so now im worth a good 40 million NICE

▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
you fucker now my triangles are gold

My balls and dick

No, but you sure as hell can buy a new one after you sell that chunk of gold you just acquired.

You have just doomed us all, since all air is connected. Our atmosphere is now fucked.

My phone, on one hand I'm annoyed but on the other I'm really happy.

Golden Glove

goldencock!

My note 4 is now gold... still not enough to buy a note 7.

myspacebarandshiftkeysarefucked.could'vebeenworseisuppose.

Golden teeth

>not ctrl and tab
pleb

Fuckin checked.

Why do you need a note 7 if note 4 is better in a lot of ways.
Anyways, now I have a note 4 (too) and a desk. I'll sell all this crap, buy non-gold ones and the rest of the money I'll drink as bloody hell.

Fuck... now I can't see out of my left eye.

myhandwasrestingonthekeyboardasiwasscrolling.

My dick #lefty

no shit, it's supposed to be resting somewhere more useful

>69

you'resayingthatlikeit'sabadthing.

Solid gold desk chair

The sheer weight of it would probably cause the legs, the pillar and the wheels to bend and flatten but hey now it's worth many millions now so I wouldn't be mad at all

My chair, which will then spread to me, which will then spread to my room, then to my roommate room where I hear them fucking then the entire world, we all fucked mate

At least I can use my cat to buy a nice tribute to his memory and make a better home for the new one I'd be getting

my face/chin
rip

how much of your face?

About a hand's worth of space

you'll be alright.

mouse

My bed's headboard which is connected to my bedframe and my mattress

paper plate

Everything turned out better than expected.

no bullshit i have burrito and scrolling with my right

my dick...

People do this? I'm a lefty too but I still use my right on my mouse.

gold ipad hehe bwoii