Sup, Cred Forums. I'm bringing a USB stick to school tomorrow...

Sup, Cred Forums. I'm bringing a USB stick to school tomorrow, and the first page of it (shown) is going to be shown to the entire class before I start my presentation. Think of the weirdest fucking file names you can. The creepier and weirder, the better.

This will probably wind up being less funny than you expect, partially because you can see that all of the files are empty

A lot of people wouldn't realize they're empty, and it's the general slight shock.

I didn't expect this to be a giant shock to everyone, more just a thing to laugh at. A joke.

People are stupid they wont notice it's empty. I'm more interested in your project though.

Just name them all Incest #1 through Incest #13

hurrdehurrr

Thanks.

It's a presentation on medical uses for exo-skeletons. But let's not get into that. What I'm really after is weird and funny file names.

Give project

It's in microsoft powerpoint. I don't think I can load it to Cred Forums.

pics to cause bloodflow

Uses for wolfsbane
Unforgivables
Purists for the 21st century
Katie is cute
Puddlemere
Prophet lies
Nonverbal practice
Exoskeletons
Aurors

just upload somewhere (like godly megaupload) and link

Exactly 258 flame emojis

Fine. The project was a fake. The entire project was a fake. I needed a way to get people to reply to this. Happy?

Thanks

Launch Codes
Experiments
Blackmail
Black People
Black Lives Don't Matter
Medieval Torture
Billy Joel

Harambe Conspiracy Files can be one folder lol

protip: none of this is funny it's just needlessly edgy

is this board just a bunch of teenagers and edgy manchildren?

You're a bloody genius!

Daisy's Destruction.

Try:

1. Bodies thrown in creek.
2. Bodies thrown in lake.
3. Bodies buried at ***insert name of well known park***

That should get a reaction.

[angry copypasta]

Oh god, man! Don't remind us!

Vacation pics
"Vacation" pics

ISIS martyrs
Martyrdom justifications
How to build pipe bombs
Guns I want
How to make a gun full auto
ISIS Contacts

My ideas:

Wincest
CP
Whitney Houston fucks a dog
Oni Chichi
How to perform dark rituals
How to cut off dick without dying
How to get girlfriend
How to get rid of girlfriend
How to summon Cthulhu (without dying)
How to summon Cthulhu (with dying)

not porn

KKK Group
photos

Take faked celebrity private sexvids like no one expects to see. Like "Rebel Wilson private sextape with three black guys and Kevin costner" or "private sextape buscemi and Miley"

"But let's not get into that"
O Rly?
Lets.

Fuck. There goes my imagination.

Possible Omar Mateen (my true hero) Nicknames

pic related... save file in folder for KEKs

Gore grannies edition
Guns I want
Numbers of dealers
Angelina Jolie panties collection
Torture room vids
Torture room photos
Poison recipies
Gore black edition

Moist and pink.

...

pics for daddy
yesterdays lunch
porn
Eye needle experiment
Sonic fanfiction

THIS!!