Waifu claiming thread

Hikage, you're always so good looking, plus those bobs look nice for hugs~

>IT HAS BEGUN

good eve Friends of waifu gotta go to bed soon

nice fox you have there. wanna get coffee sometime?

Nepsy.

I'm going to call it a night and try to get back to sleep. Good night all

Edgenigger

HELP

choose one for me to listen to

soundgasm.net/u/kinkyshibby

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>leaking a private conversation to embarrass someone who trusted you
You're the type of person I strive not to be.

Bath time!

Cred Forums is alright sometimes, /x/ is pretty spooky sometimes, Cred Forums is where I get anime suggestions if I have nothing to watch.
>That was me this summer, I had fuckall to do and so much time
/k/ is a pretty nice place for hasguns.
I understand, but she still doesn't like it and I'm not gonna force her ^^

Claimed

I agree with akeno
>beautiful boobs
Hikage is indeed something else
>so are you though
Lewd time?

My experience with Vampires has been pretty poor so far

I'll nep you

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Well if you do ever get one you best let them know your the only true Akeno!

Ah, well perhaps watch something?

Just listening to music and setting up brawl mods.

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nice tail

Isn't she just?!
And nooo~ That's youuu
hehe

Disgusting Shit Covered Paws

Niggerdesu tryna fuckin overthrow the thread we know your game.

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Still here

um what

A what now?

That shouldn't be happening. Wew dude. Not all of us enjoy naps

Yes I can! Now scram from where you came!

I tried from time to time but I don't get the football hype

Lmao and then irl shipping in thread. Get shipped

I think its good and fun
>Oh my! That's something
>bunny ears
>bun
WHY
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Nice feet

And you best bet I will let them know who I am and that there can only be one!!!

And yea Im deciding what though, all my youtube subscriptions have let me down, lame uploads...

and nice, how's it going now?

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Bunbun?

Already said it a bunch of times. But might as well say it again.

>Happy Birthday, Sugar.

was my birthday on sept 30 actually

I don't. You catch on quick.~
>your lewds may even be better then mine
I personally like college football more cause they're not playing for money

Yea it really shouldnt...stupid body. And I suppose not everyone does, but the people who do have nice naps~

I don't know, was it?

How many neps does it take to nep a nep.
It's 1:50 am tho.
Nope, just found out about back quotung recently, I'm sure this has something to do with the recent clowns sights.
Nothing ~

anything with cock in her mouth?

Its been shipped, for glory.
>She's gonna hang with me on wednesday and I'm gonna teach her how to play some pc games

Fine. Back to mobile games.

yeah that sounded like a question. yes my birthday was on sept 30

aw fuck

Do you mean your failed abortion date?

hi mizore

hi smug

Oh god, ice cold.

Are you ever called Sugar by anyone in threafd? Its clearly not directed at you. Dont make everything about you. Disgusting maggot.

Still queer?

Do you ever not post lewds?

NO BUNBUN!

I don't get the point for college football either. I get professional cause American sport

Oi! It's the only body you have. Be nice and treat it like a temple. My naps are either ass or okay

Something you're telling your mother?
>1am
YOUNG LADY

Good! My neppy. Mine!

Yo and happy layer birthday dude

uh did I miss an esdeath hate discussion

I meant late. AutoCorrect

hehe, you don't what?
>not even, yours are just as great!!!~
>all be it I have too many lewds
>just have to edit them first to be able to post them
>hold tight~

not sure what that means exactly

BUT BUNBUN
Whats up Smugathor

i uhh, thanks

Cred Forums thats true, i don't really mind /x/ but i rarely go there, Cred Forums thats why i say it needs a small purge kind of (its /r/anime on Cred Forums)

i never thought it was bad i liked the animations of the alien guns in 4
>bun
>WHY
whats so bad isn't hikage sexy qt3.14 right there

its ruris bday today, and happy late birthday i guess
anything happen with you lately

lol, been using chan for like 3/4 years and i still don't how to do the backwards quoting and how to make the meme arrow not green text
when i say quote i mean tagging someones post

Nah we just all think you're a nigger.

I know i know! I love my body! I love myself! Just sometimes it doesnt behave the way it should~

and oh no! what happens when you have a sht nap?

Yes.
They always do it behind your back.

And make sure they don't have her wash another anons laundry, such is a disgusting thing for a phony to do!

TeamFourStar perhaps? or maybe watch something like Kill La Kill or JoJo

Queer means weird or not normal. Only recently has it been used to define someone who is homosexual.

Checked.
I love you Mai

Qt pic.
And give me the exact date of your bday too.

Very solid claim, user.
Pretty cute picture as well.

>the retards haven't ruined as much shit for you as they have for me
Moving out would be an option. Finland is great.
>Go Finland!

Eh...?
S-Sunshine, you're embarrassing me...

as for the last part, same as before, not much just listening to music.

you're welcome~ *hugs*

hey haven't spoken to you in a while im 21 and still not dead

didnt mean to undermine his I thought i would seek attention and say it was my bday aswell

oh thats a low blow a nigger rely

>checked
oh thats kinda sad maybe I should lurk more

I thought it was a pretty straight forward question

Actually, right now.
IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS SMASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON.
I know what you meant, snek. I'm not a newfag, I can greentext, remember? ;^)

>wew
Like this?
Yeah. Around 10-11 or so
1. College gets more money from it
2. Professional teams need college so they can get good young talent with out having to look far
3. Scholarships Give high schoolers a reason to try both academically and physically
Know, i ment to say i don't know but i guess i got ahead of myself~
>can't wait for more akeno lewds
It would be hard not to compliment your lewds and boobs hikage

well i think i could hit the first detention not really the second
well which way do you mean? odd or gay?

Sorry guys Albedo is clearly best girl

Who are you?

What are you, a yandere faggot?

Am I?
I'll embarrass you in front of all the oldfags and poplar posters~

It's mid November. I'll tell you the exact date when we get closer to it.

are you starting esdeath hate posts? I thought I left to fix the discord

and the rest of the time you're a whore?

Are you still fuckin' gay?

She's be better if her character wasn; being in love with the protag
or if she was in a decent show

If trump wins, I'm gonna have to go back to Mexico ;-;

OH if they do, theyll wish they never came to this thread! But that sounds like your phony made your waifu do that...

Hmm is kill la kill any good? I mean it must be if you recommended it...

I haven't watched many anime
But I like one's like Higurashi and Baccano!

and awesome! glad to hear

it should be against the rules to claim the best waifu in the first post, it just ain't fair...

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Yeah /x/ can be a bit weird, like trying to summon a succubus.
I mostly go there when I wanna hear some spooky tales or read some spooky shit

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Lies
>Lewd
Still pissed at that show
She was best girl
MIZORE!!! ^-^

God yes, she looks gorgeous with cock in her mouth like that.

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I love my Dorito

see~
And that's okay, I getcha now! must be the lewds getting to you! haha
>as I cant wait for more Juiva lewds

Rem is the most generic waifu character you can find she has no character she is just a "I love car company because he is kind inside :)" at least doesnt give it all away at once like that whore rem

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Seriously.

Don't worry, I'll save the ERP memes for later.

Different opinions, different tastes. I don't dislike Ruri as a character, just Kirino won me over more.

>"I love car company because he is kind inside :)"
hey Esdeath

But you'll reject me :(

NO BUNBUN!! YOU KNOW THAT TRIGGERS ME!
Watching your anime and loving shino kuribayashi

The promethian weapons are A-1 I tell ya
>see the caps right above
I dont mind her being a qt3.14

Should I worry?
Just waking up feeling like a mess

It's been a few days haven't it? Did anything? At least you're of age to drink if you were a US citizen. I see that lol

Go to your room now. And lay on your bed, face down on the mattress and im getting my belt. I can't believe my ears

The 2. I knew but the rest I didn't know

Nope, just mentioned you wanted to use me to hurt people on /waifu/ and posted the screenshot I told you I took. I'm not telling people to hate on you though, it's a bit aad that they don't post with their waifus though.
Come back with papers, so no one can fuck with you.

Sorry i was albedo

no need to worry!~ I am quite well

and that's a shame, I know them feels

Im more pissed they didnt actually go through with it... like he chose not to have her over having riru which was retarded.
>plus chan

thanks i guess

alright i guess, but hows life been, haven't seen you on the threads for a while

>i know how to greentext
you use them kinda loosely so i assume your still too new

maybe, maybe

my only problem is when i get on its either slow or shitty spooks

>kirino
>best girl
i agree shes not bad, just a bitch,
>im only on volume 3 of the light novel

they are fun and nice designs, but the campaign feels short for some reason, how many missions were there?

My only request is you keep it out of the thread.

Please and thank you.

i never have been?

That would be rude
Not knowing your name is rejection by default.

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10-11:30: no lewd
11:30-1:lewd
I'm not here the rest of the time
Indeed~
Anything else you're interested in seeing?
Wew keep em coming
Yeah. University's get a lot of money from television deals and stuff.
>and i mean A lot of money
Wew
>best lewds

>I will if you will~

I'm already in bed tho.
Space burka.
Actually, I am a fucking newfag, been around a year. I don't tend to be spotted as one tho.

I am just stressed with school work

im sorry nepu I didnt mean to get mad at you earlier ive cooled off. do you forgive me baby your pillow talk was awesome
>i pretend nepu said it kek

stressfull nothing but school work you?

why no say hi to me mizore

>join any branch of military including coast guard or national guard or airforce
>instant citizenship
I was referring to ruri as best girl... but i would have been ok had he actually gone through with marrying kirino
We all see you ice chan come on out
Yay for lewdness
>best burka/best hairclips

Cum in her mouth or gangbang interest me. i also like femdom a little bit.

>one of my fav pics of waifu

>Riru
Obligatory ree

But Ruri purposefully broke up with him for the sake of getting Kyo and Kirino to find feelings within eachother.

It goes into way more details in the novels. the anime was just a quick adaptation for them cash moneys.
They missed out on a lot of Kyo's internal dialogue, which showed he slowly developed stronger feelings, and even at somepoint receieved kiss from Kirino, and seemed to enjoy it. That's why in the anime it just seemed so rushed.

I don't ERP, just so you know. I have no fucking clue what to do and I feel cringy enough doing it. To hell with it, doing it here.

Like i said im more pissed they just "dated" till high-school and didn't do shit. It was like he gave up all those potential gfs just to half ass get kirino...because the writers were afraid to go full incest.

Pick up that phone
I fucking called it
Still pretty bad waifu material. And Tuka plainly a shit.

Keep it well maintained!

That is not okay

I think 10. I agree with you. It felt very short

So why such a high tuition? Lmao

Oh. Well then just let me get my belt

School is harsh .-.

Body is a temple!

t-thanks d-desu
(i was thinking of cutting myself while typed that)

i can smell it when you post on these threads

oh gotta suck, hope you can make it through, not much, just started my new job

i didn't feel like the series really set up for a direct love interest or at least from what I've seen so far

I was told to leave.
>But I don't have anywhere to go.

I'm Mexican, not an illegal alien ;-;

He did, and he shall regret it!!!

It's amazing, fun plot, amazing characters (such as Nui), and great soundtrack, youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA
youtube.com/watch?v=-0btRCbrZRQ

I say it's a must.

Oh really? that's actually surprising.

Good. ERP is really lame. And it has no place in these threads. These threads are about waifu, more or less, not pretending to be these girls and having erotic dialogue. That shit belongs on Lewd is one thing, but ERP is completely different.

I'm using that

Why!? She's adorable and kicks ass!
Agreed. Yao or Leilei would be better than her

>smug

Well foxy is going to bed

Good morning guys
I'm a bit late so I'm just here to say this
Have a wonderful day/night
Remember you're all crazy but I love you
Later

youtube.com/watch?v=d0PmkuVFeCM

Then youll be fine with trump m8
Well your welcome in my corner of /waifu/
I watched till the end so....

G'night fam. Dream of racing with you're waifu.

time for bed goodnight
>keep the death threats to minimum

yeah collage sucks

thats good to here makeing doch

I still love you mizore

Then watch it I shall!!! Sounds great!

And that idiot phony...hope he pays

Oh tis amazing music indeed

and what's surprising?~

And we are both purple. Noice.
You can text me all you want but I won't change the way I am just to acomodate you, got it? Also, ruin my mood one more time and I won't forget you darling.
Bullshit, you just found out, don't you, silly bean?
If you aren't ilegal I don't see a problem.
*awaits in excitement.
Lel
>~

Of course i will
Late night lewd thread
I have this. It's the best i could get in a short amount of time. I'll try to find a gang bang next
M-o-n-e-y. I don't know other wise
Please don't hikage.
>you'll make me and akeno sad

yea the missions in the other games felt really long, which was nice, but in 4 they just feel short
why does bunny trigger you?

see ya around i guess

so...

night

yes very soon
night

no its fairly obvious from the way you meme

There is an after story that is set after the novels, and shows that Kirino and Kyo are still dating, and it implies that they done the whole lot. It's not confirmed, just implied.

It's called a Chance Encounter, should be pretty easy to find.

I agree that it doesn't have any place in the threads. Like you said, just go on if you want to do that stuff, or just take it to 3rd party chat if you really feel the urge to.

Credit to TFS.
Lelei objectively best waifu. And only waifu due to S2.

i didn't cut myself luckily

>hikage

Yay~
How many lewds do you have

This genuine positive feels coming to me...idk how to handle this
>I--I love you too...
Purple does make for the best waifus
>space burka
>plus chan
>mizore
>raven
And more
Still fapping
So it did have a direct love interest and ending
This makes me slightly happier

I'm not going to sleep yet. Was saying g'night to Fox. Unless YOU are going to bed, in which case G'night fam.

Hell, there used to be ERP threads on Cred Forums that were actually moved to trash. Not deleted, actually moved. Just goes to show that ERP doesn't even belong on Cred Forums.

Claim

I wont change who I am to accommodate you ether. also lets end these passive aggressive threats darling

I thank you, i'm proud of you showing your waifu in full glory as well.

*strips the kirino*

Are you implying you're the user I was talking to?

Good. You don't need to be harming yourself
27 pics and counting
Same
>trips
Of course. I am very proud to have her as my waifu.
>aka i don't mind showing off.
>also here's the closest i could find

>Getting blown during a waifu thread
Is there anything better?

I guess trips confirms that you're slightly happier.

Never saw them. But by god am I glad they're not here anymore.

I'll cut you

Oh, no, I was just looking through that conversation. Didn't meant to link you, sorry.

there's always a waifu thread, so are you always getting blown?

Thats not a lewd, thats just straight up hentai

Well fuck, my meme game is weak then.
What about mom? Shinoa.
I didn't told you to acomodate me, I don't care how people act as long as they don't try to fuck with me. Anyway, I'm just trying to warn you I won't tolerate you trying to pull stuff like that using me, just so we are clear.

is it pretty difficult to find said lewds?

Great! glad to hear that!

Such foolishness on his part, truly he isn't loyal enough for Nui.

It's quite fantastic, speaking of that, the guy who did the KLK soundtrack did the soundtrack for Xenoblade X as well.

I figured you watched anime more often.

no i meant for ruri

shit i'm kinda tire and not really paying attention to what i'm doing, i'm still staying up fam

no but i have thought about it while i type cringey or autistic stuff... which is often

yes it is, seems like every nep lover i know has a weak meme game

Good!

It does suck but it's for a better cause. Goodnight

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Fucking greed I tell you!

Is it me or did halo 2 felt the longest? I think its because they added the sprint ability. Halo 5 felt normal but they have more enemies since you're in a squad now like reach. Bun triggering me is a meme going back to March. Then we got shipped, and we broke for good. Pretty much memories since the user left for good because work and no time for thread

TFS?
Shino dude. She's a brown eyed, brown haired qt. Leilei is a kuurdere right? Atm, I'm on the part about pied piper

Im not always in them tho
Would rape
Ah

They didn't last long thankfully.

Happens, no biggie. I'm probably gonna slow down in posting to be honest. It's getting pretty late for me and I've been watching streams.

thats fine im going to sleeps now. add me on discord so we can pm I think I like you. Esdeath my name

So he's still being shy.
I'm going to bed user, it's now or never.

Haha he will regret it

and wow go figure! hence why it's amazing music~

And I guess I used to, just now I have limited time to watch/get into anything good. Do you watch a lot of anime?

i doubt it was the sprint, like even without sprint it still felt short, it didn't feel like there was much to me in campaign
ahh alright, i guess time to post more bunny hikage

now it all add up

alright, what streams? league?

Shhhhh.
Descent ones at least.
Just think, we're all doing the same.
>you're not the only one typing cringe
>Aka college

It's late for you isn't it? Should probably catch some Z's if you have stuff to do tomorrow.

Possibly. Good luck on finding out who it is.
Also, goodnight Mai.

Mom will cut you :^)
You add me, you're the one trying to get in reach with me afterall.
R00d :^(
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*kisses the kirino*
Don't worry it'll be all over soon

Nah. I only watch streams on games that I either like, play, or am interested in.

Right now watching a Ocarina of Time 100% speedrun. And I gotta say. Fuck this guy for breaking my favorite game, but this guy is doing some crazy shit. He basically skipped the entire Deku Tree and got the chicken bottle in Kakariko before even entering the tree.

12:41am here, and I don't have much stuff to do tomorrow. Just work some more on a computer I'm trying to fix.

Well you should be proud, a cock sucking beauty is the best. and i thank thou.

i feeel ya

Two trips in one night. Nice

Well goodnight yall
Kinky

no i know, but i mean stuff that take more effort

not trying to be rude, just a weird coincidence

alright
>crazy shit
have you tried building up enough defacto speed to travel to alternate dimensions and using half A presses

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Lelei is kuudere. But at the time of pied piper she is 100% deredere. And I know Shino is great in combat. But as a waifu shes about 4th on my list.
Lelei
Rory
Mari
Shino
Delilah
Arpeggio
Myuute
Mao
Risa
Tyuule
Nanami
Tuka.
And Team Fourstar. They used it for Coolers movie.

*teleports behind you*
*unsheaths katana*
nothign personnel kid

12am isn't really that late I guess, just depends on the person. 4:44pm here. When you do sleep, have a good one.

Check out Super Metroid runs. Or Metroid Prime runs. Even crazier.

>Rory-sama

I mean she's more then that to me. But yes she is also a lewd one
>even tho in the anime she's one of the least
>also wew
Like I've looked a lot and only came up with 27 pics. Given most of them are good
I see
>first reply
Kek

Eureka claimed

It's best he does but it'll take a while to teach him manners...

Yeah, i noticed a similarity in one of the tracks and was pleased to find out it was indeed the same guy.

Ah, because you've been busy with life understandable.

as for myself i used to but i've been distracted with other things, but i still read a lot of JoJo.

Oh well, good night user.

wut? Was that English?

I've been trying to fix my schedule for school, so 1am is getting pretty late for me.

Oh I've seen some, I try to catch the Awesome Games Done Quick and Summer Games Done Quick or whatever those speed-running charity events are called. Those guys are nucking futs. The fastest I've been able to beat Ocarina of Time is ~12 hours and only ~50 gold skultulas. This guy's estimate for 100% (all items, bottles, skultulas) is 4h30m.

Mai, don't be so interested in other anons when I'm not here.

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i know she's more than that but you have to admit its a great talent.

>tfw few lewds