Batman gets his name from fear of bats. Using that logic, what's your superhero name?

Public Man

Black Hole Gravity Man

Cockroachman

you stole that from Reddit fucker

dying alone man

Omar-MateenMan

Fearman.

MasturbatingADHDmam

Missing out on Life events... Man

It's very specific, think waking up from a Coma and seeing that all your family and friends have moved on.

Disappointment Man also works

amputation man

mediocrity man

X2

To be different tho I'll be your sidekick jester boy

The government, man!

Manman

Spider man

Kekd

darkman/heightsman/rejectionman

>but that's wrong
Fine I'll play along
>Fallingfromgreatheightsman

I'm a hero that throws myself off buildings to catch villains. Don't ask how it works, it just does

Yeahwellthat'sjustlikeyouropinion Man

Liverfailure man

lady's man

Failureman

Pussyman.

Death man

Quad man

HavingAKidWithDisabilities Man

Vacuum decay man

Homeless man

Vaginaman

Feelsbadman

womanman

Not-Anal-Raping-Feminists Man

Well memd

socialinteractionman

triptaphobieaman

Rejection man

This user knows the true fear

4ChanMan

muslim man

So... Orficesevrewhere man

Heightsman!!

Soberman

Unavoidable Entropy Man [spoiler]aka Madoka [/spoiler]

concentricholeman

HillaryTrump Man

Drowningman

VoidMan

Mathman

Hmmm

Also, Cancer Man

feminist man

Seconded.

Lmao, nice dubs check mine

I dont understand this. Are they saying the universe can just collapse at any time and we wouldnt know untill it happened?

Seeingheragainman

She's gonna get pregnant to trap me - man

Socialism man

Muslims Man

Fatherman

Sub-primeMortgageman

Dying a slow and painful death that could've been prevented if I wasn't a lonely shut in faggotman

Pretty much
>2 states of vacuum stable and false
>our universe vacuum is stable but we think it can be both
>big enough happening of energy can "flip" the state
>some tinfoils believe cern can do this

Nah m8
Eventually, if what we know holds to be true which it likely will. All the energy in the universe will be so wide spread that the universe will be a very cold and dark place. Basically nothing can live there, as far as we know at least, we sure as fuck can't.

Anaphylactic shock man

Fearman

Commitment Man

That_horribly_feeling_of_coming_home from_work because_I_have_been_terminated_due_to_the_rise_of_automation_and routing_algorithms _early_and_walking_into_your_home_and_and_find_out_that_your_wife_is_a_Craigslist_nymphs_and_after_a_bad deal_see_your_wife_and_daughters_being_rape_by_a_gang_of_nigger_gagstas_while_the_lifeless_body_of your_baby_boy_lies_dead_on_the_floor_with_the_top_of_his_skull_blow_open by_a_shoutgun_blast-man

RedditQuestionsOn4Chan Man

>Afraid of dying without my last meal
>Name

Um.
Pleaman.

Ovarian Cancer Girl.

Armpitman

...

deep bodies of water man

Bloodinfecesman

Fireman

Kek

post ovaries or gtfo

Commitmentman.
And sorry OP. Logic is hard for a lot of people.

Nigger Man

technically not, but meh
newfagman

Montholdlumpintesticle-man

If this is serious, you are retarded

deathwoman

PriapismMan

lol, nice Reddit question

Whaleman

Niggerman

>virgin man
>dropout man
>addiction man
>poverty man
>drug test man

There's going to be too many Niggermen running around.

--Something somebody has probably said unironically.

Beaverman

Extraterrestrial man

Barren Womb Woman

post barren womb or gtfo

Kek hey bitch let's fix that

kek,
this

This

Jailman
prisonman
fbiman
policeman
raidman
bustedman
caughtman
deathman

I wonder how dark THIS guys skin is

pastey white and baby faced.

you know what the inmates would do to me in there user?

Angelman

shit meant this
for you user.

collegeman
with the power of depression, lack of sleep and no money at all

Nextpresidentman

LiberalMan

Feministman.

nooooooooooooooooooo

HavingAKid-Man

nothing man

Cockroach Woman

Womanman

too bad you ruined them with a picture of a woman

nice tho

Mumman

WhiteMan

vomitman

Velociraptorman

This

At least you won't live that long

I only fear uncontrollable failure. You know like if you genuinely don't understand a concept for a class so you do poorly? So I guess my name would be faggot man.

Vomit Man

blackman

puppetman

My nigga

Because you're a ginger and have no soul?

Commitmentman

HIVman

deathman what an edgy cunt

Batmanman

Batmanmanman

Foreveravirginman. Dont judge me

Batmanmanmanman

Batmanmanmanmanman

Dude, I want to see this one...

Batmanmanmanmanmanman

True Human Connection man

Neverlosingmyvirginityman
or
Neverstoplovingherman

falling man

tripping off anything all the time

tRUMPMAN

Mothman

Ok, if your fear is your super hero.. your most embarrassing moment is your sidekick?

>lifeman

sounds shitty

>responsibilityman
>independenceman
>workman
>effortman
>socialman
>friendsman

the list can go on

Gamma ray burst man

NiggerMan

forever alone man