How did you lose your virginity?

How did you lose your virginity?

had seks. no more virginity

fucked a chick in year 10 when i was in year 8 if i did one of her essay's. she got 33% hehe

>not even mad

Painfully

nice

>be in 8th grade
>take gf to golf course across the street from school
>go into bushes
>rip out a bunch of papers from my spiral and make a little carpet so not on dirt
>get my fuck on

>stick it in
>wiggle
>squirt

kek
looks like she should have gotten a better cheater...

>go to bar
>bring home cute nursing student
>put on a movie and cuddle
>get over insecurities/anxiety
>get us naked
>suck his dick
>get fucked into my shitty mattress till 3am
>he finishes and bails
>finish myself
>feel terrible
>clean up and sleep on couch
>clean walls with lysol, even the ones that didn't need it

tldr; messy one night stand that I felt bad about the next morning. Really could have been worse, considering. I will never be able to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail without cracking up again.

me and grill did the do.

Drunk at party, find nice chubby 16y/o (18myself) fuck for 3min, cum on fat belly. Clean dick in sink. Go down roll joint, passout.

>be me, 13
>13 yr old slutty gf
>she had pretty big tits for 13
>amazing body (again i was also 13)
>go over to her place for chill time with her 2 friends
>we all go on a walk
>her friends start to get ahead
> she suddenly grabs me by my dick through my pants
>walks me to this patch of woods on the side of the road (she planned this)
>drops to her knees and starts sucking my cock
>she stands after im hard and pulls her pants off
>perfectpussy.jpeg
>shes slides on condom onto my cock
>we fuck for about 40 minutes

>>clean walls with lysol

Did he nut on your wall or something wtf u need to clean the walls for.

drunk sex sucks... you dont know what you are talking about

>20 years old
>With a girl I knew from high school
>We shared a bed a few times before, but nothing more than spooning
>She admitted that she wanted to have sex with me
>She broke up with her boyfriend and came over to my place
>watch movies, drink etc
>Several minutes of awkward thrusting
>Didn't even finish, but got a handjob the next morning
>She washed my jizz off and left
>She got back with her boyfriend again the next week then broke up about a month later
>Saw her at a party a few months later, it was awkward
>barely seen her since

Last time I saw her she was dressing like a slut
I had my Dick in a Vagina so it still counts as sex even if I didn't cum

Was 12 at home talking with family friend's daughter about girl in our class who had supposedly "done it". Just said "do you wanna try it?" And she shrugged, nodded and started taking off her clothes (we'd already experimented a bit)

>22
>make an online dating profile
>chat up cute girl for a few nights
>we hit it off well and decide to meet up at 3 AM at some park
>talk for a while, but it gets cold so I drive her home
>she says I am welcome to come inside if I want
>decide sure why not, only 5 AM, not time for bed yet
>sitting on her bed, awkwardly talking for a good half hour
>jokingly start to cuddle with her
>she is not even flirting, still really awkward
>think "well I guess I will just try to kiss her, and that will be good"
>as soon as I kiss her, she goes crazy
>starts making out hard
>passionate make out and feel up for a while
>make her cum a few times fingering her
>take off my clothes and let her jack me off for a while
>for some odd reason, I cant get myself to cum
>blue balled for so long, and have the urge to pee
>take off all my clothes and notice she is doing the same
>start cuddling up with her naked now
>afraid to go inside, since I have never done it before, and dont have condom, and dont know what she wants
>eventually she grabs my dick and guides it into her pussy
>omfgsothisiswhatitslike.jpg
>go at her missionary for about 5 minutes till she cums
>she pushes me on my back and rides me for another 5 minutes till I cum
>I pull out and finish myself
>she giggles and whispers "I am on the pill, it would have been okay"
>go home after 3 hours of absolute bliss

This only happened a month ago now... She doesnt talk to me much any more, but I wish I could get to know her, or at least hook up again. She was so shy at first, that it blew my mind that she had such a wild side.

pretty good first time though tbh, I felt good about it.

>be 16
>friend steals bottle of bourbon from uncle
>two of us go to girl's house next town over
>she wants to get drunk; friend wants to get laid
>she has younger sis that overhears everything
>kid sis wants to get drunk too, or she'll rat us out
>k fine
>split the bottle between the four of us
>friend goes upstairs to fuck the older girl
>younger sis constantly flirting with me on sofa
>she's kind of a chubb, but figure what the hell...
>fool around on the sofa some
>she takes me up to her bedroom
>fuck her on her floor -- twice

With a raging boner, the knowledge of birth control, a lack of condoms and two handfulls of titty.

Well, that one was really more my fault. You ever been fucked against a wall? Shit leaks, fam... Luckily, I managed to keep him from breaking my shitty walmart desk by bending me over it, so there's always that.

Played truth or dare as a Junior in HS. It was me, my girlfriend, my best friend, his girlfriend and one of our mutual female friends. The odd friend out dared my friends girlfriend to make out with me. Something sparked and we ended up sneaking out later that night to fuck in my girlfriends backyard shed. We ended up dating after that for a year before she went batshit crazy and stabbed me in the side with a thick nail file.

gays, man....

I asked for it. Benis in bagina

Never had one

>Be me, 15
>Sophomore year of high school
>Hanging out with female friend
>Female friend that I'm crazy in love with for some stupid reason
>Helping her with geometry shit
>I'mnotevengoodatmath.mp4
>Get bored of that, decide to walk around my neighborhood
>Walk around, ultimately end up in the patch of woods at the end of the street
>Go all the way through the woods, get to a clearing somewhat bordering the next neighborhood
>It's probably around 10 or 11 PM
>We start making out
>Immediately get super nervous
>"Shh... it's okay"
>She pushes me down and guides my dick into her
>She rides me for a while
>Way too nervous to cum
>Go back to my place, her dad comes and picks her up.

Not that eventful. She had a boyfriend at the time. Shortly thereafter, we had a huge falling out and I didn't talk to her for two more years, until we hooked up again and I banged her while she was engaged to a different dude senior year.

Studies show that there is a direct and strong correlation between women's regret over having sex and how good the sex was.
>Women regret sex more than men.
>Women regret sex with bad partners.
>Most men fucking suck at sex.
>So it seems like women regret sex.

22/30 for me guys
too close to ultimate power to try and get laid?

How do you know if you are good at sex?
if you make her cum a few times in a night, is that a good enough sign that it went well?

I dont know, my ex says I was drunk when it happened, I dont remember anything

At 23 i paid a hooker.... Not worth it i haven't fuck a girl since her and i gave up my wizard powers for something that was meh I've had better orgasm with my hand

is there any proof women actually cum or enjoy sex and just arent heathens from the dead lights

sucks man, why you do something stupid like this

...

at 22, I was so ready to lose it that I was actually looking into backpages. but I got stood up by a hooker. ended up losing it just 4 days later anyway to a cute girl I actually liked.

maybe it was fate, idk...

With my tent buddy in scouts.

>me, 17
>been texting this girl who's a friend of a friend for about a year
>was a little chubby but sexy af with big tits and perfect ass
>stop talking for a couple months
>texts me out of the blue because she saw me getting a haircut that day
>im going to college in 2 days so dont expect anything
>tells me to come over that night
>about 9pm i drive to her house and park on the side waiting for her to come out
>she comes to my car and immeadiately gives me a kiss and i grab her huge tits popping out of her shirt
>comes in my car and talk for a while
>find out shes a virgin too
>go in the back seat
>makeout hard and passionate
>starts to jerk me off while we makeout
> she takes off all her clothes and starts sucking on me while i grab her ass and finger her from behind
> put a condom on and fuck her for about 5 mins missionary
> cant cum and she tells me to stop cuz it hurts
> tells me how happy she is losing it to me and gets all emotional
> meh i kinda like her why not
> meet with her the next day and fuck like rabbits because her dad isnt home
> go to college and dont see her for a couple months
> always texts me how much she loves me
> stayed with her for 5 years
> still on decent terms, both in relationships now but she always texts me saying she'll always love me
> afraid to hang out now because shes afraid she'll cheat with me

Well I'm getting old and felt like i was missing something important in human life and im socially retarded to get a gf i also found out my 5,9inches dick is to tiny to satisfy a woman or even myself while having sex it was to tiny to stretch that hooker pussy there was to little friction or maybe that hooker had a train subway i don't know
Lucky you i wish something like that happened to me, well she saved you from an awful experience with a hooker

On my friends futon

Find an average or slightly below average chick to practice on until you know what you're doing. That way when you do get a chance with someone that's attractive, they won't be laughing with their friends about it the next day.

Lol how do you make a girl agree to meet you at 3am... Seems fake

My friends gf raped me

Story time motherfucker

we both work night jobs, so we started talking online since we were both online so late.

we also had a good laugh together when we decided that was a really sketchy idea...

only other time I have seen her was 2 weeks later, when she invited me to get coffee at 4 AM... strange thing is that she acts like my best friend for the 10% of the time I see her, then the other 90% of the time, its like she is actively trying to avoid me

to my mexican babysitter. i was 13.

>she wasnt hot though.

>15 years old
>my first bf, he's 17
>we've been together for 3 months and he's nagging me to give him the pussy
>i'm scared but try a couple of times anyway
>it hurts and i keep bleeding
>bf still nagging so we try again, this time drunk and in a dark alley
>success

lost my virginity with a hooker at 15, my friends paid for it

I lost my V card to a couch with a plastic bag of hand lotion between the cushions

nice man, i lost mine to my sisters shoe

we were dating for 10 months, i was 16 he was 17. i wasn't allowed to stay over but i lied and said it was a group sleepover for theatre kids.

for how long you couldnt sit on your "pussy" afterwards?

22 still virgin, looking at hookers right now

Its not really a story worth telling I just blacked out at a party and she fucked me in the bathroom on the floor when everyone else had left the party.

nice to see some honest answers in this shithole

Why are there lately so many girls on Cred Forums it's starting to be scary should we all wizards move to somewhere else without grills it doesn't feel safe anymore here

yes we're surrounded by icky vags eww

I see well seems like she was dating someone and she kinda feels guilty non guilty girls are weird man they feel guilty and not guilty at same time

>friends with average looking girl who had a crush on me for years
>we meet again after a long time
>both get very drunk and she's hitting on me hard
>she wants to go back to my place
>not really that attracted to her but I wasn't gonna fuck up finally losing it
>get back to my place, start making out, get undressed, etc.
>her breath smells like tobacco
>like, a lot. It's kinda putting me off.
>get a blowjob. Mentally awesome but she's not very good. Lots of teeth.
>took forever to get it in with a condom
>didn't even cum in the end
>nice titties though

Overall, I can't complain.

my vag isn't icky

to this day.

eww do you poo out that butt?

do you have problems holding your doo doo?

I lost mine to a 14 year old girl who was my gf at that moment.
She had been begging me for sex when she was still 13, but I said no.
I told her we just got together a few weeks ago and nobody knows if I am the right one to lose her vcard (I was her first, she was mine).
Half a year of those noskill-vcardgirl-blowjobs followed.
After she hit 14, we did it inside an underground parking lot.
I said "I'm gonna cum!" and she responded with "Please, cum inside me, I wanna feel it".
Dick was diamonds ^ diamonds.
Nutted inside her, got one of those after sex pills and she started taking the pill regularly.

>half a year tension between me and girl
>both at a party in an abandoned monastery
>both extremely drunk
>tons of 2-person rooms on 1st floor
>can't get it up because alcoholio
>sexytime.avi
>hurts too much
>we stop
>go downstairs and bake eggs
>eggs were good

This, but with my sister.
>100 posts later

That's what he said.

Depending on what you count as "losing virginity" either via blowjob by my sister at 14 years or via sex with a girl from school at 15 years. Both situations were rather regrettable.

Had a gf who was kind of a sloot. I stick it in and it feels great. Pounded it for about 6 seconds then blew a shameful load

From my sister at 4 years old

Yeah. Yeah... no!

I was part of the astronauttraining 2006, but failed the last healthcheck.
I aced every test, like all the others astronauts, but can i call myself an astronaut? No, so you are still a virgin

Haven't

> be 18
> go on camping trip with bunch of mates
> best girl mate has been talking about being keen to lose virginity a lot in last few months
> she's only up camping for the last night, says we can just share a tent
> i knew what was coming
> end of the night of drinking and chatting, everyone goes to bed, we smoke some weed
> "user, i haven't kissed anyone in SO long"
> "oh that's a shame you should"
> "yeah it is"
*silence*
> "do you wanna kiss me user?"
> "yeah alright"
> fuck

We then had a friend with benefits for a couple months before I went to a different city for college, she got a boyfriend, don't really talk to her much anymore which is a shame cause we were super tight. She's probably the hottest girl I've fucked

>implying

>Be me
>Be 14
>Be faggot baseball player
>Have 15 year old slut cheerleader girlfriend
>Too young and naive to realize said sloots gonna sloot
>Go a few weeks of only kissing
>Feel like a pussy
>She talks me into sex
>Talk to her on aim (OG messanger)
>Discuss how the sex should go down, have no idea wtf I'm talking about
>Go over to her house the next day after school
>Talk for a little bit then start making out, but her parents are home
>Surely we can't have sex
>Proceed to finger her while she gives me a hand job
>Nervous as fuck
>She gets on top of me
>Feelsgoodman
>Proceeds to ride me for a good 2 minutes
>Her mom walks in
>wtf?
>Her mom quickly walks back out
>Still hard, thankfully her mom was hot
>She continues to ride me for another good 5 minutes
>Nut
>She didn't cum, but don't give a shit
>Hang out for a while then go home
>Masturbate furiously to thought of sex

>19 years old
>Have 5/10 corncob gf of almost 2 years but no sex
>Not really into her but Im pretty beta at the time
>Half asian/half white 9/10 walks into my work
>Tiny waist, fat ass, tits as big as my head
>Her identical twin sister is there as well
>We get real flirty
>Her sister comes back in after they walk out and says her sister likes me and wants my number
>Give number but feel so guilty that I admit I have girlfriend, so just for friendsies
>6 months later break up with gf and start dating hot asian
>One week later hanging out in her sister's place I tell gf Im still virgin
>She wants to change that
>Rent room at inn because if caught by my mom, girl will get beat down and I will get kicked out house
>I even tell my brother Im going to a LAN party and take the xbox and snacks so they won't suspect sex. At least, straight sex.
>Turn the lights on low and girl strips naked on bed
>Happiest moment of my life
>Get naked and go to put on condom the best I can figure
>She says she wants me to feel her pussy without it first
>We have half unprotected sex for about 3 hours until I can cum
>Doesn't believe I'm a virgin
>Believes it the next morning when I go in doggy style and cum in less than 2 min
>Dated for a few years after
>Emotionally draining on both of us
>By the end of it, I just titty-fucked her a few times a week and tried to get her to sit on my face
>She started dating my doppelganger two weeks after we broke up
>Married him a year later
>Gained mad weight
>It all worked out

>older brother had a giant party to celebrate graduating high school.
>maybe 50 people.
>everybody drunk as fuck.
>2am
>some anorexic chick banging on my bedroom door to use my bathroom.
>k. fine. whatever.
>she pissed then passed out on floor next to bathroom door.
>carried her into the bedroom, put her on my lil rocker chair.
>waited a bit for a friend or somethin to come get her.
>felt her up some.
>beat off/came.
>her friend finally showed up.
>was all like "we're leaving in an hour or so, can i just leave her here? i'll come back and get her then?"
>fine. whatever. "if she pukes on my floor, you're cleaning it up"
>"deal"
>10 mins after friend went back to the party
>feeling her up some more
>k. fuck it.
>leaned rocker backward so weight's off her legs/butt
>brought her knees up to her chest
>slipped jean shorts down just enough to access pussy
>super slow fuck, trying not to shake/wake her up
>probably didnt last 2 minutes

ugly fat chick at party, she tasted like cigarettes

she gave good head though

"Up next on Things that totally happened!"

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> afraid to hang out now because shes afraid she'll cheat with me

Good move!

why would you regret some valuable sibling felatio bondage?

Drunken night at a house party
>everyone pass out
>I talk girl who has bf to bed
>dont really remember how it started
>did the fuk
>no longer virgin
sex is overrated
even sober sex
even tighter pussy
being with guys is almost better
bisexual masterrace

Underrated

Jailbait picked me up at a mall with the line "wanna be my boyfriend?". It wasn't that bad, I was 18 she was 16. Pretty sure that's actually allowed around here.
She didn't believe me at first when I told her she just took my virginity because I apparently didn't seem totally clueless. I'm pleased to report though I was a late bloomer I've greatly improved, though none of you will take me for my word on here.

I will, I was 17 when I was taken by a 14, don't listen to the butthurt faggots saying you're lying, they're just trying to feel better about being losers lol

I got a BJ from a 16 y/o when I was 20. I was too beta to ask for it, but she offered...

>I even tell my brother Im going to a LAN party and take the xbox and snacks so they won't suspect sex. At least, straight sex

Keked really hard on this one

By doing the old 'in and out'

>be 14
>friend has lan party+booze
>take a break
>run into friends 17 years old slutty sister
>asks wanna fuck
>think she's joking and say okay
>turns out she wasn't

Didn't even last two minutes but whatever.

Im 20 and still a virgin should I kill myself?

15. I fucked her. Came fast. Second time I couldn't cum. She had good tits and looked so hot with my cum on her face.

Im also 20 and feel the same way

What's stopping you guys?

Really fucking quickly.

i'm 23 and i don't care too much. why do you?

you should

From a Malaysian whore in Amsterdam. Had incredible nipples.

No sex

Haven't slept with any girls yet, won't sleep with any guys. At this rate, it'll be with some whacko on fetlife if ever.