>tfw no bf
Tfw no bf
Cameron Roberts
Cooper Gomez
Well you ain't gonna find one here. Also you know the rules.
Xavier Lewis
>tfw too intelegent for a gf
Jonathan Torres
Only faggots here.
Colton Howard
>>too intelegent
HA! Noice
Hudson Nguyen
Probably because you're wholly unattractive. Inside and out.
Jace Brown
not even understanding how to reply to a post
the irony
Jaxson Garcia
This
Eli Jackson
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
Parker Allen
Tits or gtfo
Brayden Howard
Bro, shave.
Wyatt Harris
You spelt inteligent wrong you idiot
Camden Thompson
meh old pasta is old KYS
Jacob Carter
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Jordan Anderson
You seem like a really nice guy, Brian!
Dominic Ramirez
I hope to god this is pasta
Kevin Williams
Nice dubs, but old pasta.
Jacob Butler
nice meme, mr. dubs
Carson Brown
Holy shit how can you be this autistic
Isaiah Miller
So stale stereotypical Italian immigrants wouldn't eat it though on the verge of starvation.
Caleb Miller
>Tfw getting too fat and lazy from constant drinking and coupled with smoking my skin is in terrible condition so now I can't drink and smoke
Bentley Wright
lurk moar newfag
Sebastian Fisher
newfag
Grayson White
That doesn't apply here faggot, the only time you should post tits or gtfo is when you explicitly say you're female, OP might be a fag.
Charles Perry
>tfw no gf
Joseph Davis
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Anthony Long
No way nigger the gf gets pissed if I even trim this shit. Plus I Nair my balls and asshole so when I get fucked it's still all sexy.
Kayden Evans
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Dylan Brooks
>I Nair my balls and asshole so when I get fucked it's still all sexy.
wut
Kayden Foster
The irony
Jayden Kelly
Topkek
Luis Anderson
The fuck, why would she get pissed? I've shaved my shit since I've had shit to shave, and gotten nothing but praise.
Andrew Lewis
>tfw when you have never had a gf or even kissed a girl and probably never will
Robert Johnson
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Jeremiah Cox
Wrong, but nice try. (Lern2rhetoricalfaggot)
Owen Martin
i feel your pain Cred Forumsrother
Cameron Myers
Actually it's when it's specifically an attentionwhoring female who brings up their gender for the purpose being an attentionwhore.
Jack Wright
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Benjamin Morales
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Matthew Barnes
How has your relationships with women been user?
I was super fucking ugly in school, but had no real social anxiety. Everybody thought I was pretty funny and I was good at making people laugh, but I had no real friends just people who thought i was funny. Closest friends are this kid who I met down my street when I was 5 who moved to georgia a few years ago. The people I play video games with.
Back in 8th grade I was somewhat friends with some weeabitch.
Thomas Butler
Same for you
Elijah Ross
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Jacob Johnson
Obvious as fuck newfag
Brayden Davis
essentially non-existent.
very real social anxiety. not good at making friends (that said, i DO have friends, just not many and not good at making more), don't talk to girls very often, and only for work etc. not in social situations.
also, quite ugly so that helps
Leo Gray
Is that I samefag I see?
Christopher Garcia
Haven't read this pasta in a long time, gave me nostalgia! Thanks faggot.
Easton Lee
Is that a fag I see?
Isaac Howard
Everyone here is a fag you dumb shit. And you tell me to lurk moar, what a fucking joke.
Jack Myers
Calm your shit,
I was just joining in
Parker Reed
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Joseph Adams
I volunteer as tribute m'lady. I'm a proper gentleman. I usually browse Le Reddit but I sniffed the scent of a QT m'lady in need of a gentleman boyfriend. *Tips fedora* I believe I am the prime candidate for your needs.