You know what time it is?

You know what time it is?

Time for a dick rate thread.

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How about you make the effort to pull back you foreskin for a shot of your dick you fucking ape?

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r8

Nice cock can we see head?
Very hot would sit on

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10/10 very nice dicks

Because it's not his pic, this pic has been around internet for ages. NEWFAG

Would suck

Too big, I wouldn't want that in my ass.

:)

Phimosis/10
I'd still play with it tho.

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Cmon, too big, really? I'll take it as a compliment, but trust me, it would fit nicely

6.5/10 and then some bonus points for timestamp

hideous circumcision, better off ending yourself.

It seems too big for me as I'm screaming in pain from 2 fingers inside my ass (well lubed).
Yes, it's a nice looking dick though.

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Oh, I understand then. And thank you again for the kind words, it means to me, since I am very self-conscious about it (even avoided sex several times because of this insecurity)

Gotta love the shroom dicks

user, what the fuck ?
Your dick is a 10/10.
Perfect shape, perfect head, uncut, big, nice head.
My dick looks like a shroom and I have phimosis and I'm not self conscious at all.

Would deep throat/10. Fuck.

Mmmm would love to wrap my lips around...

I wouldn't mind feeling that inside of me ;)

r8 my dink

Shut up, he's mine >:c

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Looks like a fucking worm/10

>user, what the fuck ?
The slut who took my vcard had some less than flattering words to say to me about my d after we had sex, which crippled me until this day and who knows how many more. I was in these threads, wanting to post for a long time, but was scared to death because of that insecurity. It was only a few months back that I got the courage to finally post my dick ON AN ANONYMOUS FUCKING BOARD, so you can see how strong the grip of the aforementioned trauma is

Literally making me blush right now

check 'em

Can I have sex with curvature?

I like both 9/10
Rate mine?

Rate

Just a compliment.

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I mean you better hop to it soon if you're asking that question

Cum here and I'll give you a reason to blush.

I'm sorry you went through this and I'm sorry you had to call a hooker or a slut....
If you have a qt bearded face I'd marry you in an instant, worship your dick every day, anal at midnight, cook you your favie meal while I let you breed me.

I...I really don't get it...it's like saying : oh, my dick is so ugly BUT it's a 10/10.

Nice dubs but seriously though. My qt3. 14 is all about it but I ain't. Seems like it would hurt her

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That is a nice cock right there. Do you have kik?

will do, thanks user

Vaginas are made to basically conform to the cock. I've got curvature and I've had plenty of sex sir, you'll be fine

>recognizing dick pics
>calling someone else a fag

Semi chub on the toilet :P

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Out of all places over the whole internet, I got compliments on Cred Forums. I guess that this place has its shining moments from time to time, when you run into some people of good heart and kind soul. Thank you anons, you made my day, and I hope you have a great day too. Make that a great life, actually.

>for the record, I have a bearded face, only not really cute

Long and fat,would ride you user

Let me know what you think

>good heart
>kind soul

I just wanna ride your cock...

What, I got little carried away? Please accept this pic as an apology

R8 me?

if anyone wants to send me cock pics on mail i will send you back my collection of traps and sissies , why the fuck not

[email protected]

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Yes, oh my goodness.
I wish i would wake up having this pov every morning.

Apology accepted.

Would suck all day

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needle dick/10

Nice girth/10

Rate me?

8/10. Moar pls.

That was a pretty quick samefag

How's it hangin everybody?

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rate it bros

gross

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GO TO FUCKING
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

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That ain't me

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Everybody gets a dick!

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I'm gonna bump that up to a 9/10.

I'm a girl btw if that matters.

Not if you have to mention it.

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Should I take that as a hint? It matters a little bit, since I'm more interested in girls. So yeah, that score is really appreciated

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10/10 post every angle!

Ohlala... I wish I could lick you clean..

What do you think?

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What do yall think?

Am i doing it right?

Real good weiner buddy
adequate size
looks real hard, good strong posture
slight upcurve? hot
big mushroom head
sexy pink coloration, nice veins

7.5/10 admirable. a weiner to be proud of

Rate mine!

Holy shit

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Dang, that's nice
impressive length, good and hard
sexy curve to stretch a lady out
huge helmet head
coloration a bit blotchy
some lumpiness on cockhead

solid 7/10 aesthetically
probably 8+/10 for pleasing women

Get in my ass.

Wow wow
Thats a loooooong dong
secy dusky coloration
super distinct frenulum - fun
big purplish glans.- hot
sexy pubes
smallish nuts?
somewhat thin shaft

7.5/10 what a day to rate dicks

What about mine

(ME)

Rate please?

ok size
classic two-tone coloration
big macho veins - sexy & virile
nice fuzzy nuts
head skin a bit too red, ridge irritated?
head a bit triangular

6.5/10 would suck and call you Dad

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Big anime eyes!

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Super hot torpedo dick
Huge, rock hard, super straight
-a real womb puncher
Bestial & vascular - inposingly masculine
nice big helmet head
but head maybe a bit long for width
puckered skin near top of shaft?

8/10 awesome

Yes. I am lovely lovely girl. Now you show asshole?

nice strokable-lookng skin
well-trimmed pubies
nice big nuts
Not fully hard? Cardinal sin of a dickrate
phimosis? Never good

4.5/10 as is.
Post harder/unfurled for a revised rate

for a nickel huh?

Its impressive, I know.

God damn
Thats huge Tom, HYUUUUUUGE!
Nice trimmed bush
admirable thickness
sexy curve to make women scream
super sexy tight foreskin
head a bit small for shaft

8/10 Awesome! post more?

I KNOW THAT DICK

First things first, BEST NUTS IN THREAD
Mega sexy wrinkly full-looking nuts
Great dick too - good size, hardness
Proud posture
sexy dusky coloration - especially head
nice veins & frenulum
foreskin bunched a bit awkwardly
awkward soulpatch pubes

7.5/10 would worship forever

looks like enormous balls there m8....any more pics

Ok, done

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Obviously really small, but a good dick
looks totally functional
looks super hard, good proud posture
good coloration, sexy upcurve
small testes as well
ugly pube length

5/10 would suck

Holy fuck... you cum like that and it'll be on the house.

Solid rating, I really like your descriptions! What about this pic?

just took this 1

more please

rate

rate

Revised to 4/10
Good god man, get that shit cut off

Kik?

I really really really really like this weiner
good size, admirable hardnesd
sexy smooth pale coloration
awesome foreskin, nice manly veins
shave takes away from manliness a bit
head a bit off-kilter

7.5/10

10/10
Do you have Kik?

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I can honestly say your dick is awesome
Im jealous and aroused and impressed
you're a real stud
post more for us?

r8

Would tongue-tease for hours. Good god man.

Ok fine why not...

sexy hairy general manliness
big and hard, sexy curve & veins
nice foreskin
head too purple, color sallow overall
underwear too tight? Or crazy jock itch?

7/10

Do me?

free stuff is always nice

No I don't

looks good
but need to be harder to rate

nice, har samme musematte

You don't even have to ask ;) solid 9/10 for me.

I agree. I love free shots of protein and yours looks delicious!

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that's my dick you faggot, my disobidient avocado

Another hot intimidating caveman dick
super macho & bestial looking
rock hard, crazy veiny, great length, curve
big mushroom head
neatly hidden under that perfect foreski
head way too red

7.5/10

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Thanks for trying to see the positives in my dick haha.

c-can i join

Well, can I borrow it long enough to cum on it?

The more the merrier... as long as I get to swallow the first load.

Damn she had a blow out. Better call AAA.

21/m
kik:anon2848

Mmmmmm fuck me...

protein supplements all around ;)

i always take sloppy seconds

Holy shit man
Thats not a dick, its a weapon!
A club to beat pussies into submission
Huge and thick
sexy lowhangers
healthy smooth skin, good color
glans a bit uneven

9/10 best in thread

God, I love seeing your muscles go crazy when you cum. Would love to feel it while you're inside me!

stop my mouth is drooling

That's fucking hot.

Healthy looking shit, good job user.

Shhhh, don't make him stop...

the more protein the merrier, i say~

>see dick rate thread
>proceed to post my dick
>posting error, duplicate file :here:

mfw someone actually posted for me

but yeah you can borrow it m8

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ok size
Great upright posture
exemplary foreskin
nice veins
nuts too tight
shaft a bit too wrinkly

6.5/10 would love to see more

you better watch it or else I won't leave any for you to clean up~

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rate away

great review, buts it looks bigger on the pic, Im just 5,9" / 15cm - still ok?

I'll suck it out of your mouth if I have to.

These are also me:

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Honestly my perfect 10/10
I would marry this dick

9/10 moar

Mmmmm thank you. So generous. I'm wet thinking about it.

I would literally gag myself over and over

9/10

8/10

Still great

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Well thanks!

oh my i'm not used to this much attention

Thank you

Fuuuuhh dude... I wanna bury my face in that and slobber all over it.

Here

I've never seen "balls on the wrong side" before.

Is that a shoop, or is it real?

If it's real, how common is that?

Sorry, no penis to contribute :(

rate for rate

a work of art
your dick is proof of Gods love

I just want to lap it up like a dog. It's so thick and creamy, I want it coating my insides.

cum in my mouth

Moar

oh wow, didn't expect this reply. thanks !

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R8

Weird angle

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I would love to worship your big cock

howd you get your pubic area so smooth. did you wax?

>6,5"

I refuse to believe.

Omg... I want to have your babies.