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ITT: we post top quality banter

I'LL START
>yuropoors

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i know it's Cred Forums and nobody gives a fuck but that shit is so beyond the pale to do over sports. the hell man

Kris Boyd plays for Kilmarnock

Wtf that's savage

Not cool man!

>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""atmosphere""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
youtube.com/watch?v=4uqJMXdORM4

seattle is a cool city but their fans are fucking reddit tier

>yuropoors constantly talk shit about American's being idiotic and classless
>turn around and casually pull shit like this over a game

noice

Scottish people are probably one of the more American groups in Europe, they even have deep fried pizza

I read a book a few years back that drew a ton of parallels between black culture in America and certain elements of Scottish culture. The author said the transfer occurred because while many of the Southern landlords were English in heritage the people actually handling the slaves in many cases were Scots

MEXICAN """BANTER""""

youtube.com/watch?v=L2mZW-m-KAQ

>they were Scottish
ie nigger tier.
>they were celtic fans
ie catholics
ie sub-nigger tier

posting a few "just banter la" moments by italian ultras
pic related is Hellas Verona's supporters reaction after their first black player ever was brought in on a free by the club
>translation: now that you've been gifted that nigger make him clean the stadium

Roma fans suggesting an alphabetic order sorting by team of choice strategy for crematory ovens in concentration camps

Are the Scots known for lip smacking?

Americans will never understand the fine art of banter.

juventus fans post Hillsbreh

Kek

>b-but muh 96 gorillion

>fine art of banter
They better start having street brawls again because the OP is weak as piss.

World Cup 2014, Argentines in Brazil singing that they have Neymar's spine after his injury

youtube.com/watch?v=l7pDV3SKuNU

I can understand their reasons with how Liverpool have tried so desperately to make everyone forget about Heysel.

how can anyone be this retarded

dinamo bucharest fans sabomehow managed to sabotage their arch-rivals stadium display and change it to JUST DINAMO BUCHAREST.

top, top banter.

youtube.com/watch?v=w9VEP5YAw7Y

I mean they didn't hang anyone but:
>sweden-france in final u21 euro qualification match
>france wins the first one 2-0
>sweden leads the second one 3-0
>french sandnigger scores four minutes before the end and instantly starts saluting to swedish players faces
>minute later sweden scores and everyone starts instantly saluting

Pic related, Swedish team after they won the whole fucking tournament. Top bants desu.

>is so beyond the pale to do over sports
what the fuck does this phrase mean

Is that their 2000 Paralympic gold medal team?

>le city of algeria

kek

The guy in that pic is a funny dude. His bantz were so supreme he was banned from the stadium for a while.

Why don't you look it up Mario

>Kurzawa
>sandnigger

u wot m8

Looks pretty sandy to me.

Holy fuck how sensitive can people get? Americans are literal fucking sissies.

i tought the whole "people with slanted eyes can't see well" thing was just a myth

I know, SJWs and their precious fee fees have permeated American culture so much that unless you are with a really close group of friends, you can't joke around with anyone.

hmm yes average french here

Reminder that Scottish football fans are sub-human

Yes, exactly.

>Celtic fans chanting YNWA on 11/4/2004 after terrorist attacks on Madrid

Literally bros.

nah m8 tbf to them its just banter

Who is this hideous human? Makes me feel better about myself

he's just a lighstkin guy nothing about him "sandy" nor arab, pls have sex

Jesus fucking Christ is that what the frogs actually believe now?

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Yes, Benzema is considered white

Sad desu.

a damned good patriot m8
youtube.com/watch?v=cdT6Lr8tMsg

i know suicide is the norm over there in miserable rainy europe but here it's actually a serious thing.

m8 u do no celtic fans are irish trash and rangers fans are english scum, real scots are nothing like those fags.

see you just made a joke about it so whats your point now?

>says the country that arrests people over tweets

why don't you learn to speak english correctly

i'm just pissed that we can't bring guns into the stadium anymore.

That's a proper phrase in English already, you stupid fuck.

“It’s so shocking that many simply didn’t believe it until more and more evidence began emerging on social media. It’s still not clear exactly what motivated those responsible, but it coincided with World Suicide Prevention Day, which has added extra disgust.”
>top lel

Abdul is like the GOAT Rangers supporter, no joke.

They don't have old phrases in Italian?

>i know suicide is the norm over there
USA has double the suicide rate of Britain.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_suicide_rate

does this take per capita into account?

top banter

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>England is the size of Rhode Island
you CANNOT make this shit up

>per capita

>Fake news site using literally the most British looking man alive to play an American.

They seem weirdly bad at finding actual Americans for these sorts of things. I remember one scene in a Colin Ferrell movie where he insults and gets chased by an obese American family, who clearly had Irish accents.

3 years ago an accident on the ice left one of the players wheelchair bound for the rest of his life.

Now the same two teams played against each other again – and the fans of the team without the wheelchair bound player held up this banner.

Translation: "We'll punch you guys into wheelchairs"

Please explain

>Rollstuel

Why does this make me laugh so much?

Some years ago a crazy gunman killed 14 politicans in Zug. It was like the worst mass shooting in the history of Switzerland.

When Berne played against Zug some years later Bern fans held up this banner.

Translation: "Thanks Leibacher!" (Leibacher was the name of the shooter)

Yes, it's per 100,000 of population.

Kek I just picture a stool with wheels

High tier mountain Jew banter right here.

>gunman killed 14 politicans
>the worst mass shooting in the history of Switzerland
Just call that Tuesday night lads.

le gipsy squad

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That never happened.
He was an England fan and was singing along to whatever they were singing at the time.

Reminds me of the Pessotto banter, good stuff

what does it say

my favorites are when fans throw bananas at niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=yrLHI2KMOVs
Partizan fans at Red Star stadium

felix: 36km flying and broken the wall of sound... but never as spectacular as pessotto's jump
pessotto simulator... did he dive or was it penalty?
pessotto: or you eat this soup... ('or you jump out of the window' would be the rest, it's an italian saying)

For the record, Pessotto is a former Juve player that tried suicide by jumping out of the window

wtf i love juventus now

Would be great if they abducted a Red Star fan and starting roasting him over the fire

Good lad

lol they look like orcs

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3LE34IjoZBs

>Trolled so hard he failed

>A literal No True Scotsman fallacy

McLel

Holy fuck that's dark lel

Why do Europeans take sports so seriously? It is just entertainment. Things that are more important to take seriously would be something like science.

>have a gorillion guns
>only double

Not too bad desu

fuck off you insecure woman

So what if i am a girl

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get a thicker skin, ameriqueer

What's their problem?

more like bisitter

The Americans riot and rage for sport.

BAAAAANTS

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based

We'll it's not their fault Kris Boyd's brother committed suicide. It's probably Kris Boyd's fault for being a shit brother. That's just a good reminder.

lel

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America runs on dunkins
But Liverpool tramples on scousers.

Wow m8 you're really crushing it.

So were the scousers

I'm on the fence on that one.

You're really pushing it now, it's only funny the first 96 times.

During a dodgeball game between USA and Russia the crowd thrown nuggets to american team.

Were they trying to kill them with delicious?

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Yes, In the end the fat american pigs eat it with barbecue sauce

fuck off, I would eat them too.
>not appreciating nuggies

>Swedish hockey player Jan Huokko had his phone stolen
>On it were videos of him and his girlfriend shoving dildos up his ass
>The videos were then leaked online
>When Leksand played away against AIK the supporters of the latter threw in dildos on the ice at the start of the first period which prompted the match to be delayed

youtube.com/watch?v=mOyMv6KeKQ0

Pic and vid related.

the absolute madmen

>we will never have this kind of banter

>Having the diet of a 12 year old

if it happened to you you certainly would snap, kraut

in this site there are decent and damaged people and the decent people frown over this

the damaged people may have their tolerance extended further but thats no strength, that's weakness

decent people have integrity, those that were victimized - directly or not, or even self inflicted by toxic thoughts - to the point that they dont find this disturbing have no resilience left in them, so I dont know whether or not that thick skin you talk about isnt in fact a glorification of weakness, I'm inclined to think towards that.

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How do you manage to type that much with your boyfriends cock in one hand?

Judas gonna judas

t. Genk supporter

we threw batteries at Santa

can we into banter?

kek

KEK

patience

though it's not a penis I have in hand, it's a dinner plate

you need to round off those edges Abdullah

>not having a balanced diet of all age groups
Yeah and I wash it down with prune juice.

>Sven likes dicks in ass

no surprise there

>this flag
>this topic

and now 9/1 is frank lampard day in new york

show us your ass bby

Goddamn that one could drive a person to suicide

please, don't be such a pussy.

Sweden
Yes

In Bruges, great movie btw

10/10

You can not stop the banter and game threads. Not even if you try.
Shouldn't you be more concerned about the army Outlaw Pope is raising in Central America?

story

most of these are goat

vice.com/en_uk/read/ninety-minute-bigots-edl-abdul-rafiq-glasgow-rangers-celtic-rivals-interview

Spain invented modern racism, it's not something they worry about.

This is probably bullshit, Deadspin is basically Pravda for Arsenal and Barcelona.

>(You)
news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/1558855.stm

Hamster looks like he's having a good time

if you're an insecure little bitch maybe
if you're into kinky shit you gotta stand up for it

this is true in the case of fried chicken

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/beyond_the_pale

I can hear the sound of a thousand Americans consulting their bibles upon reading this thread

that is literally today's average frenchman, though

isn't it common for players of all sports to receive death threats?

He deserves it desu

Athletes are incredibly insecure

>the absolute state of weak, girly emotional yanks itt

>yfw you cant see the pitch because of naked dolls

this is making me think

i already forget that

He was so average in here, then Porto found out he had asma

çeç

who knew sanctuary cities would be such shit holes...

>Protestants

No, Sweden! Why would you tell us that!?

Holy shit Lel

Scot needing england when shit gets bad

Celtic are catholic you imbecile.

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had nothing to do with kris boyd rofl

>5-1

an NFL player is receiving death threats simply for sitting. Imagine that.

>if you're into kinky shit you gotta stand up for it
I think I'd prefer laying down for this kind of kinky shit

What's this pic from? I see it on here whenever liverpool is mentioned

"Forza Vesuvio" is a personal favourite of mine, even though I support Napoli
>you now remember "territorial racism" was a thing that was taken seriously by the FIGC only two seasons ago

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He was trying to liven the mood

>vice

No, it was 2008, in China. Spaniards also blacked up in tribute to Lewis Hamilton once. Again, I'm not triggered, but it's literally six-year-old-tier banter.

It's not even banter, the spaniards think it's an homage.

It's funny how confused they get when the rest of the world gets angry.

thats not bantz thats just pure hatred for a team desu

>the players have the monopoly of killing each other

underrated

>savage
t. underaged wigga

Did they?

They even have a memorial at Anfield

Have Spaniards transcended racism?

That's all you get with socialized healthcare.

'banter' at football stadiums gets out of control really easily.
I am a Stoke fan, and I only have one arm due to a birth defect.
Last time I went to a game it was against Man City. a bunch of the fans around me noticed my arm and started pointing at me and chanting 'THIS ONE ARMED, THIS ONE ARMED, THIS ONE ARMED CUNTS BETTER THAN YOU' in the direction of Joe Hart (implying I am a better keeper than him). Felt so fucking depressing.

They only did that because they had to play Juve, and it's not even an apology, is a "friends, please?" tifo.

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At least you're better than him in their eyes

pic related is my fav variation
it was in that period so they had to write lavaCI (wash us) instead of lavaLI (wash them) but it's actually pretty creative
by the way, i have nothing against Neaples as a city, Neapolitans or Napoli as a club, but their supporters are the worst scum
they are animals, they regularly throw bags of piss and shit at the nearest opponing fans, even if they're families or casual fans (i went to a game with my gf and we nearly got hit by a turd coming from their section)

they never apologized, they treat it as an accident
never accepted the blame as a football club or as a supporter group

It's just doopin crazy

brilliant

it's not entertainment, it's our way to vent out aggressiveness
you need a release valve or you'll end up shooting up the nearest mall

Dolls have hands tied behind their backs > Suicide.

Some fucking suicide that m8. Desperate huns trying to deflect attention away from getting spanked.

what does this salute mean?

Who's the bigger Nazi: Roma or Lazio?

damn he knocked that nigga out cold. also
>49ers

That's tasteless even for a edge lord like me.

Embarrassing t b h

>You will never walk again
I'm going to the most obscure corner of hell for laughing so hard at this.

This is BS, it was showing the death of the Rangers club. Had nothing to do with some random newly promoted clubs player's brother.

Nothing compares to yuro banter. They give no fucks, if people want a hug box go to church.

Why the fuck are fans for the same team attacking each other? Usually its the other way around.

>Yuropoors will harass the families of suicide victims while gladly bending over to be raped by Abdullah

They deserve to be exterminated, desu.

>no guns
>if you want to commit suicide in Europe you have to sign up at the local mosque

>shutting down the food court

Do they not have schools in Italy?

>>>/Lgbt/-------->

>eurotargets

To get to the burgers at half time.

In fairness m8 you are a better keeper than him.

39 ? ground
Well done england.

Who wrote that and where

7-1
Kek

Irish are not anglo

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Yeah, kinda disgusting. But being a filthy rube fan you probably deserve a turd thrown st you

Lazio
Their "greatest club icon of all time" was a literal fascist
This was less than 15 years ago mind you

hehe

too soon

dude those stadiums get fucking loud on the field. the players cant hear the plays/miss snaps. youre just a try hard USA hater

jej

epic

The worst part is that if Rangers supporters did that, it'd make front page on every newspaper in scotland

And yet celtic think they're some sort of "victims" of the system, hahahahaha

Cus there Catholics, always playing the downtrodden meme. Put them and the Muslims on one huge island and fucking nuke the lot. Kiddy fiddlers.

I think it's Torino's banter celebrating the death of Juve fans at Heysel

>bust a kap

Kenneth Vermeer used to play for Ajax, but then moved to rival Feyenoord. One Ajax fan was quite angry about that.

I'm crying

My parents got me a Torino shirt from Italy when andrea silenzi signed for forest. Sponsored by Beratta. I loved that shirt.

Saw a display banner half the size of the alpine stadium covering all three tiers.

Joe hart had a first good game. Poor fuckers.

FIIIGHT..... AND WINNNNNN

DELTE THIS!11!!

Still can't believe Burnley broke their transfer record with him

Those same white people complain that niggers are too loud.

I hate fun stuff.

USA MASSIVE DOPING SCANDAL
Simone Biles, Elena Delle Donne, Williams sisters and other major athletes caught doping just before the Olympics but they were protected by WADA.
Fucking Americans cheaters, you need all your medals to be reassigned
repubblica.it/sport/2016/09/13/news/hacker_wada-147674194/

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funny thing is they are nanonimoos 4chans users m8. maybe they post on Cred Forums regularly

>Tubo Gomez sitting in front of the goal post reading magazine while Chivas was beating Atlas 5-0.

That was gold.

Actually (and that is 100% true) a french "humorist" (he's shit but w/e) immitator cold several french players before the match (including Kurzawa) to tell them that this "salute" was Deschamps's favorite goal celebration and that doing it would improve their chances of getting selected in the A team. And they fucking believed it.
This is the level of intellect of our youth players.

called*

Abdul EDL EDL EDL Abdul EDL

>Shitattle is a cool city
>If you're a cuck

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>irony

Energie Cottbus Fans insult Dynamo Dresden soccer club.

ossi/10

this

La macchina di Bettega, Pessotto sul cruscotto, saliva al terzo piano con il rosario in mano.
Perchè, perchè , perchè ti sei buttato sotto, Pessottoooo, ormai sei tutto rotto

39 underground (buried)

> North side gay pride

What did they mean by this?

poor bait lad

that's why he's getting pushed

>American can't handle the banter
colour me surprised. oh wait, i meant """""""""""""""color""""""""""""""

What a shame

MEMECCHI

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Is it hard to type with one hand? How do you make the > or @?

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>beyond the pale
i get it

Midwest rivalry bantz aren't as edgy or well thought out but we're straight forward, still my favorite chant in sports.
youtube.com/watch?v=H3XFq4wFVb0

cheeky

My favourite bit of cheeky lad banter from everyone's favourite country

No that would be torture and murder

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>Flat cap

It would of been more fitting to use a modern stereotype.

20 lads in a boat row adorned with tourniquets and hyperemic needles. Singing "thou ownly spout when thee rowing".

I don't get the flat cap in this situation, are they mocking Oxford with them? I'm from Boston and the only people who wear those are ticket scalpers, bouncers, and alcoholics, all with heavy Irish genetics.

Barnsley is in Yorkshire.

youtu.be/eciDVOAIXHc

They already had the flat caps on, they were mocking themselves.

Maybe it's not banter but I still cannot forget when Inter fans stole a scooter from visiting Atalanta fans and proceeded to set it on fire on the stands

>2 adults, a small motorbike and a bag of weapons and explosives please. That will be 5 euro please sir.

God bandwagonhawks games are so fucking embarrassing these days

That's not only embarrassing it fucking childish.

Why are your chants so toddler tier?

Watch the following video.

Watch a bit of every euro one then skip to 3:40 for the American nutters.

Crazyyyyy.

youtu.be/okIfw3fCttM

Forgot the link.

It's on again this saturday, cant wait

just some random accusing the other side of being faggots. I cant remember what happened when but around that time some guy wore a red star t-shirt at a gay pride parade or a gay activist said he was a red star fan.

kek, never saw anything about this until days after the game, sevco fans in their salt and mock outrage trying to tie it to a death that nobody cares about (or even aware of) days later on social media is pretty funny though.

it was about the death of old rangers, and they triggered.

Those americans went doopin mental at the end

Kris Boyds Brothers death was front page news.
How does the effigy of a human being represent the demise of a corporate identity.

Enjoy your toilets m8 :^)

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>get so cucked on the field you pick a fight with a block of toilets

b..b.but celtic fans were mean to us.

scotland is the absolute worst, and rangers fans worst of scotland.

that chant at the end was fucking savage, how could the opposition carry on?

>like you even need a reason to demolish something on the opposition ground

>it was a merely coincidence

do you honestly think people are going to buy that? or do you believe it yourself?

it's just banter mate, like being up to your knees in blood, no harm no foul eh?

maybe we'll start doing it every game and paint the legs red, start to build a bridge between the clubs.

Kurzawa is half black half polish btw. So mocchanigger maybe.

>dummies hanging
>rangers fans literally on suicide watch after the game

pottery

Nothing will ever top Rangers fans singing "Nakamura ate my dog" during games against Celtic

Top bantz la
I know americharts cant handle it but make an effort for kek's sake

No to racism

I was expecting this

That shit happens here too, its an euro thing

Post that time where bongs carried somebody in a wheelchair and ran around Marseille singing you will never walk again

>this flag
>that post

lewd

>Internet stereotypes

You couldn't make it up.

It allows us to size up one another without declaring war and killing each other. We been warring for centuries bruv

Bet the dildos were "Lexington steel" replicas too.

no you aren't, it was funny.

Yeh and we learned Russia would destroy us.

I bet you browse r/nba and talk about how progressive you are

YES to racism 2bh

>rangers fans can't even do racism right

they don't eat dog in japan, why are you so shit at everything?

Seriously though I know Cred Forums is all EPIC BANTZ LOL but that is taking it too far

go back to Niger

It still buttblasted thousands of leltic fans at the time.

Also won't be "shit at everything" when rangers beat celtic on hogmanay though

Classic Cred Forums double standard
>it's an Euro doing it
>haha EPIC BANTER!!! LMAO man up you pussy le funny lads xD
>it's a South American/Mexican doing it
>fucking subhuman underdeveloped savages, only an uncultured third worlder would act like this etc.

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kek, yeah it's pretty much just light-hearted irony about what the rest of the country (rightfully) thinks of us

You dont want zlatan to come slap your shits do ya?
DELET

best part is that they were right lad, cheer up

>implying that >Two Andy Gorams there's only two Andy Gorams - isnt the best banter there ever was

lol this faggot lives round the corner from me, fucking weirdo..

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based FEN

>had to google what this meant

kek

>"If you win we'll beat you up," Lazio fans chanted to their own players in the 2-0 loss to Internazionale which helped prevent Roma from winning the scudetto.

>When Inter did eventually take the lead, through a Walter Samuel header in first-half added time, the Lazio fans cheered enthusiastically while unfurling another sign that simply, and sarcastically, read: "Oh nooo".

This one never fails to amuse me

Because being a fan of the same team doesn't automatically make you agree or like another person.

Mocking someone for his sexual preferences is frowned upon on 4chins now? I thought you guys were badass.

10/10

Sorry to tell you it's fake

I was thinking of mentioning it too but I didn't want to spoil there fun and be that guy.

It's from a satirical account.

>killing the ref and impaling his head on a stick is considered banter in hueland

The fuck am I looking at?

nigga what the fuck

How does it make it less funny

>you now remember this

You don't really know how Swiss healthcare works, do you?

don't worry about it switzerbro, I doubt that he can even imagine a health care system like in ch/ger/aut

what dialect of German is that?

Holy fucking kek, that's funny. Thank you, based Frenchbro for that inside scoop. That context makes it even better.

Thank you, Serbia, but we'll call you when we need you.

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What book

kek, that happened here once too

Mein Gott, Alter.

>no one posted this yet
Partizan - Spurs

>that autismn comic

>that austrian drinking that energy drink

That's fucking awesome, they did there homework and integrated our 80s culture.

HSV fan display during a Champions League match against Celtic

Awesome too

based

>tf
>tp
he's clearly american, Cletus

what's wrong with taking territorial racism seriously?

>no banter between cities allowed
pretty dreadful desu

This is great tho, cheer up lad

doesn't the racism between italian territories predates the footy banter tho?

There is something seriously wrong with the brains of West Europeans. Centuries of being serfs combined with the two world wars just fucked them up too much. Every alpha Euro either went to the new world, or died in a world war. What is left in Europe is just a very alarming collection of """"people"""".

I guess it depends where you go. I hear that in the north they actually think people from the south are subhuman. I'm from Rome, and to us it's just banter afaik

But anyway it's pretty common in Italy to talk shit about other cities and have sayings about them

Saved in my Sikh bants folder

a few years ago in a fourth division match here two rivals club were going to play without visitors fans because they were banned for some reason. The banned fans went to the stadium entrence dressed up as local team fans and start sharing some smoke tins between the fans. They actually changed the tin's labels and the smoke colour was from the away team instead of the home. By the match started everybody open the tins and it was nearly impossible for them to shut it down so everybody laughed at them for "receiving their dads". Some people were seriously beaten because they thought they were infiltrated away fans

why are soccer fans so shit? Are most of the people in these places shit and the soccer fans just reflect that, or is there something about the game culture that turns normal people to shit?

this was pretty great banter

I remember some buttblasted Roma fans with a sign that said "mentre tu facevi oh nooo tu madre faceva oh siii" (while you were going "oh nooo" your mother was going "ooooh yes")

>suicide rate
>rate
>"does this take per capita into account?"

why are americans so stupid?

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In those times, maybe even aggresive blunt smoking

Why are Partizan fans so fucking insane kek

Never forget the day we joined forces with Sweden and made Italy the most butthurt nation on earth.

Why in english?

>Being this new

Why in english?

why?

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That's pretty savage from a burger

Yeah, and it got onto ESPN and other networks.
People were outraged, bitched and complained.

Sad that we cant into bantz.

germans please reply

i thought rostock was a nazi team

youtube.com/watch?v=-nyikUz8d8U

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1/10

10/10

we pratically started playing football just as an excuse for banter

youtube.com/watch?v=l7pDV3SKuNU

during the last wc, after neymar's injury

"here we have neymar's spin"

youtu.be/j7xE4nI1oeY
that's Chicano banter this IS Mexican banter

Cutting off legs is just a step too far.

Then neither is the UK cause 3/4 countries in it are island druids.

>scot
>wearing something with the northern irish football association logo
i hope im missing the joke because otherwise you are retarded

Haha, that's actually very creative

Then they would mutate together into one super religion of mutants, and they'll invade and fuck all the kids

He is Scottish.

The NI top is a sectarian thing.

>americans using a per capita argument
>americans using an argument incorrectly
>americans

women would solve the problem with passive agressive violence that would drive the other party to suicide

Why are the Portuguese so poor?

the fact he's pakistani and into this stuff is quite bizarre

Les gars, c'est Tottenham.

am I the only glenman to have ever posted on Cred Forums or are there others? thanks to whoever posted this

isnt Lazio the most based team in italia? where their bantz at?

also didnt di canio once did the roman salute?
the greek dude did the same 3 years ago or so

>THIS ONE ARMED CUNTS BETTER THAN YOU
ffs

v good

>Swedish """"""""""""""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""""""""""

I once heard a story about some Roma/Lazio manager that promised that if they win the league, he'd go to some fountain and swim on it. They won and he swam on it, people thought there'd be a lot of the opposing fans but no one was there.

At the next day they discovered that all the rival fans had a pee on that fountain while the game was being played.

Do you know something about it? I'd like to find the names and such.

lel

Why in english?

In Nottingham there is a Pakistani post office master who's post office has union flags flying and his car has little union flags on. He banned people who couldn't talk English from his post office. I worked on the post office when I was a builder and spoke with him all the time he was a paki immigrant and extreme right.

I walked into a pub in the same area once and it was full of skin heads, turns out it was an edl meeting with an Indian giving an anti Islam speech. It was weird hearing such vitriol from what we would call a paki.

I'll post links about both guys if anyone's interested.

I miss the top quality banter from last summer

10/10

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top lel

Sorry, post office guy was Sri Lankan. I was young all brown people were paki

See
I quoted the wrong post

americans over here are so fucking thin-skinned that it's laughable.
e.g. kneeling during the anthem

but this single incident, that happened all the way back in 1968, has forever branded philadelphia eagles fans as "the worst, least classiest fans in sports"

tl;dr fans boo and throw snowballs at a 19 year old kid dressed as santa claus

meanwhile, a cowboy fan shot and killed a fan of an opposing team least year and nobody fucking bats an eye

youtube.com/watch?v=yh2DwRkLIQE

kek top bantz.

THIS IS SO BEYOND THE PALE!

Apex kek

>e.g. kneeling during the anthem

He should respect the country that gives him millions of petrodollars, it's the minimum you can do.

Also, the reason he did it is what makes it even worse.
"muh police brutality with blacks" when the police kills more whites than blacks

wtf i hate hamburg now

Why?

this is high-level banter

Let me introduce you the city of Love youtube.com/watch?v=m0h-A_UCTLk

youtube.com/watch?v=vWhpj5cetuY

LEAVE IT TO PROFESSIONAL, KIDDOS....

>I'm only asking God, let chileans die altogether (8)

I am genuinely interested

as it turns they weren't lying

My favorite one

Better than a quron, cuck.

obv.org.uk/news-blogs/call-banish-sikh-edl-member

Here's one

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5032163/Postmaster-who-banned-non-English-speakers-refuses-to-back-down.html

The other

I had quite an interesting piece on racism in european sports published on a major sports website, would you guys be interested in reading it?

Would you read the author and then ruin my life?

Fake and gay

No murrkin uses the banter like that (im onto you OP)

Go on

On second thoughts I frequent Cred Forums and I'm sure others here do so too. You'd probably be best off not to.

Not in america its not

Fucking poser

Was vince vaughn on the team?

All perscribed, reported and accounted for.

Literally nothing wrong, rtfa.

>caring about womens sports

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357453/Brazilian-referee-beheaded-Angry-fans-head-stake-stabbing-player.html
>Brazilian """"""""""people""""""""""

Man you yooropoor fans are nuts

Makes me wonder what youd be like if you were actually good at any real sports

>it's just banter la
Celtic are the worst

>deformed stoke supporter

surely this is bait

Why are you proddies so angry? Did somebody show you a picture of pope?

>amerisharts

Hellas Verona/=\

ayy lmao
remove amerifats

They also deep fry Mars bars

Fuck off boruc

'Could you go a chicken supper bobby sands' does it for me lad

Holy shit that's great

Story?

lol you wanna here a really good blackhawks joke?
every season in the 90's

That caused a huge shitstorm in France, it was displayed during the Coupe de France finals by PSG ultras.

>Pedos, Unemployed, Inbreds, Welcome to the land of ch'tis

Context : Lens (north of France) vs PSG in finals
"Welcome to the land of ch'tis" was a movie about the ch'tis (how people living in Nord pas de Calais call themselves with their regional language) and a huge comedy success breaking records in France.
Nord pas de calais is known to be a region with high poverty rate and former coal mines workers.

Banter was too much that all the region and press went full butthurt and started sueing ultras (they finally just had to pay a 500€ fine)

i think i have a theory to why yurop banter outranks burger banter.

Americans are taught that throughout there lives that "their opinion matters and is important. It effects those around you" being that it is a democratic nation. So when gets in trouble, its because Americans cannot accept that its just bantz, they take it as an actual opinion and think this man ACTUALLY wants the Bears to demolish the rest of New Orleans.

this is more than likely understood and a long way of saying that americans take things too srsly. I'm just trying to figure out why Europeans have such a great sense of humor about things

pretty gud

>Estamos en la B

I think you vastly overestimate the average soccer fan.

They call them hoodlums for a fucking reason.

Or is it hooligans?

Whatever

thanks for clearing up my question

but yet it keeps happening, so europeans do not give as much of a fuck as americans do about bants. are you saying americans are more cultured and civilized? because i don't think thats quite it.

youtu.be/4qNDon9_82U

Greek fans bringing the top bantz

No, im saying youre retarded if you think your average soccer fan doesnt give a shit about that kind of stuff.

If anything they take it way more seriously.

fuck me that's hilarious
especially the bottom right

non rompere il cruscotto
ci pensa già pessotto
e la macchina
era di bettega

>RSPCA don't want us to take our pets out on fun days out

They were praising you, how is that depressing?

only Veneti inbreds take it seriously
like half of the popoulation here in the North is originally from the south anyway, anyone has at least a couple of terroni friends, it's just banter

many support some degree of separation between north and south, but it's mostly down to economic reasons
it has nothing to do with the people

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Duke is a pretty banter heavy fanbase

youtube.com/watch?v=SG3StHjIjCg

>huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/08/duke-fans-tyler-lewis-chant-nc-state-grandma-report_n_2646951.html

> Lewis’ grandmother passed away last Friday.

> N.C. State freshman Tyler Lewis stepped up to the free throw line in Durham during the second half on Thursday, some of the Cameron Crazies reporteldy chanted “How’s your grandma?”

mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/bradford-fans-produce-greatest-chant-5463125

youtube.com/watch?v=w8WnH4aL1uY

>PhD in ESB (European soccer banter)

Hey man, it worked. He missed the shot.

Hey guys... be careful now...

youtube.com/watch?v=Iec9MSb28cU

In a similar vein, Dortmund fans once hired a plane to fly over their match, then fly to Gelsenkirchen after Schalke's match had ended, and they'd fucked up any chance of winning the title.

even as a celtic fan I've always thought that one was top kek

These bantz dont even need words

>snuderland fans

BOOOOOOOOO!!!

10/10

I'm not that surprised, Hindus I've met reeeeeally don't like Muslims at all

and you wonder why chicago fans are stereotyped as being so insecure. this is maximum cringe.

ITT:

PUNY
PRODDIE
PEE PEES

GINORMOUS
GAELIC
GENETALIA

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>It still buttblasted thousands of leltic fans at the time.
I thought it was quite funny desu.

There's only 2 andy gorams

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Marseille-Olympiakos CL match, the Marseille fans put up those banners.

"There's only one team in Athens. AEK."

Btw what happened to Panathinaikos?

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Oh my fucking god, has r/nba gotten fucking faggy

It is now as much a niggers, muslims and feminism hugbox as it is a basketball forum

Good thread.