RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP >Saturday 17 September 19.35 (RWCT) All Blacks v South Africa, AMI Stadium, Christchurch ref: Angus Gardner
18.05 (AWST) Australia v Argentina, Nib Stadium, Perth ref: Wayne Barnes
MITRE 10 CUP >Wed 14 Sep Counties 29-30 Taranaki >Thurs 15 Sep 19:35 Southland v Hawke’s Bay, Invercargill >Fri 16 Sep 17:45 Tasman v Northland, Nelson 19:45 Wellington v Bay of Plenty, Wellington >Sat 17 Sep 14:35 Otago v North Harbour, Dunedin 16:35 Manawatu v Canterbury, Palmerston North >Sun 18 Sep 14:35 Auckland v Counties Man, Auckland 16:35 Waikato v Taranaki, Hamilton
I have serious concerns about the memeworthiness of 3, 6 (which is a hooker out of position for some reason), 8, 11, 17 and 20.
Lucas Watson
and yet fail to suggest alternatives.
Brody Roberts
I don't. Might miss them come 4 in the morning when this thread 404's I'll give hem credit, they are dedicated to the 24/7 shitposts Imagine having that much free time
Christopher Nelson
Slippy J and Marler are both more of a meme than Vunipola.
Flanker should be Heather Fisher (pic related) who is probably too old a meme for most of you these days but she played in the olympics and has been around since the /rug/bitch spamming days.
17 and 20 I literally don't even know who they are, which weighs heavily against how much of a meme they are.
Gavin Murphy
Are you upsetting the lads in the /cric/ thread? That isn't very nice of you!!
Thomas Walker
you'd better get into it then.
Luis King
This is wrong, Hogg was agreed as 15 a while ago
Evan Robinson
I'm really sorry. Let me just fix that for you. I'll get right on it.
Jacob Mitchell
>lying on the internet
John Reyes
>not smugkenzie at 15 Time to move on grandad.
Jayden Sullivan
>not /bundes/rug/
OP maker pls get shit together yeah.
Eli Gonzalez
...
Nolan Ross
Myfoodbag was good tonight 2bh
Parker Sullivan
Southland shitting the bed already. Why can't they be relegated to the Heartland Championship
Henry Kelly
>They stay in touch to live another day
Kevin Sanchez
I fucking hate Southland. I hate that all they do is kick for three points. Fuck them. They'll eventually lose today and get 0 points because they don't give a shit about the 4 try bonus and have no aspirations to ever get it.
>Maybe ok tier: Clermont - Bordeaux Racing - Toulon
>Shite northern tier: The rest
Jason Peterson
The radio commentator just said Super 12... Fucking hell fucking old cunt kys
Brandon Ward
Score?
Josiah Johnson
43-29 to HB
Caleb Bell
Here's my weekly delusional prediction...Quotaboks by 3. screenshot this
William Gomez
>He never attended a Super 10 game
KYS my man.
Kayden Flores
Glasgow by 12 Ulster by 26 Leinster by 15 Munster by 20 Connacht by 6 Ospreys by 30
Henry Turner
Boks to be down by 23 then Steyn comes on and Boks only lose by 17
Nathan Collins
...
Brody Robinson
...
Easton Wilson
Jantes has had 3 bad games in a row. It's desperate but Morne Steyn would do a better job with his experience. De jongh will get flattened as usual. Beast hasn't had a good game in 2 years. Mohoje will 100% get a yellow card and be subbed off too late
Ian Cox
>forgeting the number 1 for tendies YOU HAD ONE JOB
Owen Parker
I backed the all blacks by 32 and the Argies by 8 desu
don't know if I even want to watch the bloodletting, the Boks have been woeful for 2 years now.
In better news the mighty Free State Cheetahs are playing tonight and are still top of the log and unbeaten.
Jackson Cox
The Springboks WILL defeat the Ball Sacks
Jaxon Bailey
>tfw Tameifuna and Etzebeth aren't considered as memes
>tfw the ABs era of being world class but grounded and fucken 'humble as, bro' has come to an end with Ruchie and Din retiring and now they're led by a rabid pack of shitposting, bullying, arrogant memers like Barrett, Ardie 'Kid n' Play' Savea and SmugKenzie, with no graceful elder statesmen to tell them to wind their necks in
Easton Hill
this guy gets it
Alexander Hill
Bin Smuth is the only one in this current team who seems like a thoroughly decent fella
Tyler Bennett
None of those players have done anything wrong.
Ayden Parker
The all cucks meme winning streak must be stopped at all costs
Isaac Davis
abs are led by Read lad
Coles, Smith, and Kaino are all senior leaders as well all of whom are humble and got the rub of the old guard before they left
Dominic Brown
I have no doubt that the scumboks will employ filthy tactics this weekend like they always do.
Jace Ward
but that would require brains and tactics.
Leo Wood
>Dea's Mum at 6 I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Luis Martinez
How long until all white rugby players move to Botswana, form a new Springbok team and then dominate the Proteas?
Connor Hernandez
as soon as IRB does the right thing and bans SA from playing rugby at professional level.
Aaron Garcia
Are Pollard and Lambie out for the rest of the year?
Jaxson Brown
Pollard is. Lambie is on a Currie Cup bench this weekend
Nicholas Turner
Rugby.
Liam Scott
is
Isaiah Bennett
NZ WINS LOL
Jonathan White
>Arg - Aus at 7am on a Saturday REEEEEEEE
Grayson Taylor
Pro12
Juan Wright
>cucknacht
Christian Scott
>all these shitty threads on spee Don't worry lads, I pulled a sickie today, I'll bump the only important thread all day.
Chase Edwards
Comfy as fuck. Get up a bit early, make coffee and a nice brekkie, jump in sleeping bag, enjoy footy.
Ryan Gonzalez
top lad
Officially exposed until the end of time
along with the 'Tommy Seymour isn't Lions material memester'
Nicholas Fisher
Plan to watch a pro12 game this weekend, what's your pick for GOTW lads?
Leo Smith
Literally the greatest team in the league isn't being broadcast this week. So Ulster-Scarlets is probably the next best option.
Carson Rodriguez
funeral today lads, bagpipes and everything
Jack Rivera
who's literally the greatest team then? Yours I assume? Condolences.
Colton Taylor
glasgow guy tried selling me smack in the toilets
Jace Howard
probably why we don't watch pro12: games are on at 5-6am here.
Asher Brown
the GlasGODs are easily the best and most handsome
Sebastian Lewis
I usually get up to watch bloomberg and rt news at 5am
Matthew Ward
Too late to stay awake after going out and too early to wake up
Daniel Davis
That's not early lad. Do you not wake up at 4:31am in solidarity with the dairy industry? You are a disappointment 2bhfamalam
Jaxson Barnes
OK, done some research, I'm officially bandwagoning Glasgow in the pro12. There's only 2 Scottish teams and the other, Edinburgh, wears Canterbury colours and is shit. Warriors wear blue, just like the based Blues, and are not shit. Glasgow it is.
Sebastian Reyes
KEKED U C K E D
Oliver Bennett
you're in good company lad
Landon Perry
good pick, its their year
Colton Peterson
Life long Leinster supporter here
David Evans
If all the glasgow cucks could FUCK off
Parker Diaz
>Glasgow >555
Third BP win in a row coming up lads, thanks user
Eli Gutierrez
>same number of league titles as connacht KEK
Jason Peterson
We'll see come the end of this season ;)
Anthony Stewart
Who /Edinburgh/ here?
Checkout my ELITE stable Sharks Edinburgh Stade Francais (temporary) London Irish / Jersey Manawatu Canberra
James Hernandez
>supporting the Irish
Jaxson Young
>Edinburgh
literally why
I'm from Edinburgh and I hate supporting us, we're so fucking shite. Though I bet you're memeing me because we have a godawful Saffer coach
Thomas Davis
claims to be some authority on the meme worthiness of players, doesn't even know mitch "main meme man" drummond 0 credibility m8
Alexander Butler
Mum is from there and they had based Patterson Always picked that team for Rugby 06 WL
>de Luca >di Rollo >Patterson
The best
Blake Walker
hes memeing you
all the teams he listed were mid-table
all except for the >shorks
Charles Bell
>Now we have some no-name islanders in the centre who couldn't tackle a quadraplegic baby.
why live
Connor King
>literally the ugliest man in rugby >not memeworthy
Nicholas Hernandez
Irish are a top of the table team now kek
Julian Morgan
>implying I don't have Irish blood and family there I'm not some filthy turncoat bandwagoning loser. My first rugby jersey was a gift from an aunt and was a Leinster one. I actually got a gaelic football jersey the year or 2 before that was my first ever sports kit jersey
Lucas Miller
>Supporting teams that don't win is memeing Sorry Ameribandwagons Times change you know, 10 years ago the Irish were in the Premiership final.
Anyway no team I support in any sport has won anything major since 2007
Caleb Moore
Leinster fan here aswell. Good to have you on board man. You ever been to any games live?
Jonathan Cooper
And you sound like a total wanker too, so Ireland it is for you then.
Austin Torres
and yet he's never watched a single game
Samuel Adams
Are you the welshcuck NZfag?
Easton Morales
Not yet plan to when I head over that way next (You) I have watched a fair few games
Isaac Sanchez
What was the last game you watched and what was the score. You have 20 seconds.
Justin Robinson
Whatever that means, not I'm not. I'm the backbone of NZ /rug/. Dark defender against teeny shitposting and namefagging. All-round top bloke.
John Ross
Sorry lad I wasn't paying attention to the thread I can't remember the last game I watched 2bh, when i thi k rugby at the moment i think the mitre 10 and rugby championship When I said life long fan I meant it's the only team that way I even care about not that I'm a fanatical fan
Blake Brown
Just having a poke m8, support whatever team you like.
Asher Thompson
I don't want to wake up tomorrow
David Hill
dude that's me every day lmao.
Austin Harris
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
Anthony Smith
(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can't wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)
Aiden Smith
You're our greatest rugby rival m8, and we all hope you get through the dark times and become great again. You will.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Unfortunately the dark times in SA rugby are just going to get darker (if you catch my drift)
Chase Gomez
weeeeeeew
Jaxon Wood
that SA team is fucking awful lmao
also anyone know what their quota rulings are exactly? do they need a certain number of niggers in the starting xv or just the squad?
Christian Robinson
50% of the squad "coloured" by 2019. B T F O T F O
Asher Torres
And wasn't there something about half of those needing to be black south Africans?
Chase Powell
they can't actually be serious though, that'd destroy their competitiveness
i imagine they'd get some sort of dispensation later when they protest or are shown to be uncompetitive
Nathan Clark
SA version of the Maori AB's when? Would that work or piss people off more?
Henry Mitchell
welp, they're gonna be italy/scotland tier
Wyatt Perez
Not sure.
Zachary Ross
I remember something about needing to have 2 or 3 black SA in the squad and x% colored last time this topic came up Literally a quota in a quota
Sebastian Nelson
>that'd destroy their competetiveness lol like that isn't the aim
these quota systems are nothing other than assaults on the games, essentially
Noah Wright
Literally already happened with the cricket team.
Black people can't be happy that they own SA; they have to destroy everything ; it's just a vendetta to attack white people. I mean lighting strikes are now racist in South Africa. I mean they are fucking 90% of the country, the whole government is pretty much black, they have the shitty Bafana Bafana. But no, the Springboks and Proteas are too white (even though 99% of blacks only give a shit about football)
They are also trying to get quotas into athletics. I mean seriously? You can say rugby teams are picked on opinions but athletics is pretty cut and dry to see who is best .
Jacob Gonzalez
What happened to the springbok symbol being racist and getting removed?
Dylan Wilson
>dp duminy JUST
also this dwaine pretorius guy who (might well be elite) might be about to cause a few quota issues shall we say
Hudson Brooks
a sad state of affairs desu
Xavier Cooper
yeah it's not just the ability of the players themselves but also the feelings of disillusionment this will create, expect lots more saffers to player for other countries over the coming years and for a slow and steady deterioration from within with little respite and certainly no reversal of fortunes
Eli Thomas
Maybe they'll start leaving at
Zachary Lee
Argentinians don't eat breakfast. They unironically will eat cookies and drink chocolate milk in place of breakfast.
It's weird as shit
Carter Moore
He looks like an average cricket player.
Christopher Cruz
wutt
i though they'd be typically mediterranean's and eat a pastry with coffee and a cigarette
Lucas Evans
so you're chillin in the club when all of a sudden these guys come up and carry the ball for a healthy gain of 10 meters into your gf and then offload her out of the tackle.
What do you do? Keep in mind they're 6' 3" and ruggedly handsome
Angel Rivera
lose to them in the wc quarter final of course. still sore about that.
Eli Peterson
dirty cunts
Thomas Gomez
They don't really drink coffee in argentina either. They drink mate. And they don't smoke that much. They all say it's too expensive.
John Green
>lose to them in the wc quarter final of course
that's your answer for everything ireland.
Jack James
JUST
Blake Ortiz
I dont think the Pumas have an ugly person on their team, or the team's familias
Ian Gray
dunno about that mate, Pedro Imhoff isn't an oil painting.
John Peterson
well, hes far from ugly though
He could probably go full O'connell and get the buzz though
Ethan Edwards
Imagine having no faith in your team
What's it like Aussie?
Easton King
It means that the lead up to every game is exciting.
Hudson Jackson
The SARU should have had some balls and said we wouldn't select our team based off of quotas BUT pledged to commit a majority of their youth development resources to black townships.
The Springboks remain competitive and the number of black players would increase over time as more quality ones would be produced.
Cameron Smith
DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYES
Owen Moore
Imagine having no faith in the structural integrity of your buildings
What's it like Kiwi?
Josiah Smith
adrenaline rush every time a truck goes past lad
Colton Cox
Wouldn't be able to tell you what that's like mate. I have complete faith in our strong muscular civil engineers
Have you ever felt a real earthquake?
Josiah Price
>earthquakes >in australia
not a thing lad.
>strong muscular civil engineers
look I know she's put on a bit of weight since the baby but there's no reason to pile on nina like that.
Julian Torres
I figured as much, the earthquake building standard is NZS where the rest of our building standards as AS-NZS
Jace Gutierrez
No fault lines for days lad.
Ayden Perez
Footy.
Juan Allen
>the all blacks are only 3% better than our side - Eddie Jones Www.worldrugby.com/countries/new-zealand-countries/do-nz-run-world-rugby-69892
What is meant by this
Gavin Ramirez
It means England are a 92/100 and New Zealand are a 95/100
LGTSS
>kiwi education
Ryan Robinson
>(92/100)×1.03=(94.76/100) Aussie education :^)
The article is fairly interesting about the development of NZ coaches and how it differs from NH teams. I just picked a baity quote to drum up interest after failing at linking it
Joseph Flores
"I am a delusional Australian faggot"
-Eddie Jones
Jeremiah Bennett
what should i put in the veggie soup lads
Noah Ward
is it strictly veggie?
carrots, celery, beans, a grain, peas are a few
Matthew Howard
>I don't know what rounding to the nearest integer is
Nathaniel Turner
If Franks doesn't score a try this game he will officially hold the record for most tests without a try (84.)
Dominic Bennett
are lentils a grain
Grayson Green
i believe so
Ethan Fisher
No they're pulses.
Juan Rogers
i looked it up and they fall under grains you btfo
Adam Flores
My mum drives an Honda Integer
Juan Thomas
Cigarettes are cheap as fuck.
Brayden Martin
Kids, white kids mind you, are already doing this. They are being pushed by their parents and what not to pursue ventures with universities, clubs and nations elsewhere as soon as they finish school.
I honestly wish that the IRB and ICC would just go ahead and ban us like during the Apartheid era, maybe that would show the government how ludicrous these aggressive plans are. I definitely expect the NZ and Aus Rugby Unions to not want to include us anymore and subsequently bring about our expulsion from Super Rugby, which we fully deserve desu
Dylan Lee
Is that related to the Honda Logarithm?
Adam Jenkins
Can Poorthland take their first win over Tasman ans secure their status as "not as shit as Southland"?
Ian Ortiz
Where should I emigrate to lads, New Zealand or Australia?
I am educated, have a clean criminal record, have the funds and, most importantly, I am white
Thomas Green
Where you from in SA?
Bentley Morris
Durban, but I live and work in Joburg
Nolan Cooper
...
Isaac Smith
Where's your Breen now you spastics?
Brandon Gray
Probably NZ then. You'd be at home in either country, but I think anyone from the Cape would find NZ a little slow.
Do you know of any places that do custom SA car number plates? My car was imported from GP and I'd quite like to get a custom set made up for shows and shit.
Daniel Campbell
8.5 inches inside your missus.
Connor Rodriguez
its up there mate
Dominic Taylor
about to see petes dragon lads will update with my elite and muscular review later on
Isaac Ortiz
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmrrrrmmfffff what a fucking conversion by Dan Hawkins, the most superior five eights from Northland
Kayden Harris
R E K T A G O E K T A G O
Cooper Gutierrez
Will Otago lad ever recover?
Gavin Wilson
Will Otago-Ladd is a faggot, m8.
Andrew Miller
/poog/ on pooicide watch
Jace Green
Are Wellington fans the worst in the entire world?
Dominic Russell
Absolute shitter of a night in Welly, but yes, they are.
Gabriel Gomez
Wellington's tighthead prop is a US Eagle. >please play our sport
Samuel Miller
Move to Australia m8. NZ has shit weather, if you move to a place with shit weather you will just spend all your time bitching about the shit weather
Evan Sanders
/cric/ pretty dead now we left ay?
Xavier Thompson
wellinGODs
Leo Miller
Where's namefag BOP supporter?
What's the weather in Jersey like? Is it like Cornwall, slightly better than the rest of the UK or is it pretty shit
Brody Miller
Apparently it's very sunny in Jersey. I know this because the Jersey lads on TV had amazing tans.
Asher Smith
"Sunniest place in the British Isles" Best weather in the UK but still shit
Adrian Myers
/nrl/ is up btw
Hudson Rivera
thanks for nothing
Joshua Ward
kys friendo
Ethan Perry
Please fuck off thank you.
Nolan Brown
Good post.
Liam Williams
Never post in /rug/ again.
Robert Barnes
Great post.
Thomas Adams
best post ITT
Brandon Martinez
Will /poog/ ever recover?
Isaiah Stewart
Magnificent post.
Lucas Cook
Incredible reply.
Cooper White
banter
Hudson Anderson
This post is a sublime work of art.
Logan Smith
POOG T F O
Hunter Fisher
Best post in a terrible thread.
Angel Gray
Future generations will look back on this as a defining moment in history. Magnificent post.
Jaxon Perry
...
Christian Anderson
Kiwipoof on Nobel Prize watch.
Dylan Ross
How can one user be so based?
Wyatt Taylor
Thank you based kiwi.
Carter Jackson
I'll be right over. Cheers.
Ian Moore
An aphorism for the ages.
Xavier Morales
Cheers buddy.
I'll drop by soon.
Cameron Johnson
come home black man we are kinda gitting gud >i am white pffft, you are a saffa
Justin Baker
The hero we deserve.
Adrian Garcia
save a spot for me will you mate?
Brody Roberts
Perth is literally a shitter Cape Town, complete with a sizable South African population
John Baker
what's that? can i fuck it?
Nicholas White
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
Poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
Carter Allen
>/nrl/ is up btw
what did he mean by this?
Bentley Morris
/nrl/ is up by the way
Nolan Price
/rug/ is down btw
Jayden Cooper
a thread dedicated to the discussion of the Australian National Rugby League is currently on the front page of Cred Forums in case you were not aware of it
Juan Myers
you can only use the word poo so many times m8 also use more pee
>Peerpetually pooper peerturbed poo peeland poofters on peeternal peeterally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
there
''btw'' sometimes is used instead of ''by the way''
Thomas Lewis
> Enough forwards its time for some BACKTION
hahahahahahahaha
Nicholas Roberts
how fucking fresh are you
Eli King
over rated post
Noah Turner
Underrated post.
Gabriel Powell
Appropriately rated post.
Ryder Thompson
Unrated post
Cameron Williams
so is the domestic abuse rate in nrl-centric areas
Jordan Evans
Irate post.
Xavier Gutierrez
How are BOP so fucking crap
Isaiah Harris
>reporting posts
I would be so embarrassed if I were you.
Joseph Jackson
JUST
Isaac King
WE
Connor Garcia
JUST
Jaxon Hughes
I greatly appreciate this post.
David Collins
You're a big post.
Joshua Lee
4U
Jeremiah Fisher
>/nrl/ is up btw What did he mean by this?
Xavier Flores
JUST
Thomas Thomas
JUST
Carson Martin
JUST
Wyatt Garcia
I like your style.
Andrew Robinson
Informative post.
Gavin Bennett
>/nrl/ bullying us again
This isn't fair
Landon Diaz
wew lad
Nicholas Green
Have your 50th (You) on me.
(You) deserve it for this incredibly important post.
Asher Morgan
Why can't they just leave us alone?
We can't compete with them anyway.
Joshua Rodriguez
1
Isaiah Flores
...
Hunter Rivera
Epic.
Andrew Harris
WalkGod on Nobel Prize watch.
James Murphy
walkcunt on suicide watch
Daniel Johnson
/afl/ is up btw
Brandon Carter
Just got home from work lads.
What should I have for dinner?
Jackson Brooks
Please bear in mind that I had Guzman y Gomez last night and japanese lunch before answering thankyou.
Notes >Nick Grigg making first competitive start at centre >Horne moves to inside >rotation policy in full swing with many changes to both backs and forwards >Josh Strauss returns from injury to start >Olympic silver medallist Mark Bennett returns to the squad following a rest period
INJURIES Adam Ashe (hip / foot), Scott Cummings (shoulder), Simone Favaro (shoulder), Chris Fusaro (knees), Ryan Grant (back), Sam Johnson (shoulder), Sean Lamont (foot), Henry Pyrgos (knee) and D'arcy Rae (back
PREDICTION Weather is sunny and Cardiff use an artificial turf, so the conditions are perfect for Glasgow's ball to hand, fast paced rugby. Expect Grigg to try and make a big show of his skills to try and get noticed, Bennett to come on around the 50min mark and Seymour to score a try as usual.
Dylan Bell
I cooked all week. Made katsu kare, spanish chickpea and chorizo stew, minestrone and roast lamb.
Jaxson Baker
Please bear in mind that I had BBC last night and asians this morning before answering thankyou.
Landon Murphy
>watching porn >engaging in that soul destroying addiction PFY (praying for you)
Zachary Ortiz
...
Adam Bailey
Pregame is on now guys. All the stats pointing to a big North Queensland win.
Bentley Brown
Tipped the Broncos, lads.
Owen Rivera
>that sad bachelor carpet
I'm so sorry that you live the way you do.
Jaxon Gutierrez
kfc mate get three of the 2 dollar rodeo burgers and put them all together
Adam Morgan
rodeo burger? That's not a thing lad.
Michael Bell
whoops was thinking of burger king haha
Camden Howard
Burger king? That's not a thing lad.
Dylan Morris
Whoa whao waoh Hold the phone Stop the presses Wait just one daggum minute here
Do they really have kfc down under?
Angel Clark
Just drove home drunk haha fuck
Nathaniel Moore
Do they really have outback steakhouse in up over?
Lincoln Collins
whats a daggum mate some form of gun?
Hunter King
you daggum before you baggum.
Julian Reed
Please don't lad It's not worth the risk
Aiden Reyes
Watching the rugby league lads.
Can someone please explain to me the appeal of this sport? Literally touch football with more islanders.
Jacob White
Simpler for bogans to understand than union
Christopher Ortiz
We do! Theres one not even 5 mins from my house. Food isnt bad, just another generic chain resaurant though. Love their cheese fries though.
Im actually not being facetious, I am honestly surpised kfc is international.
I once asked an italian friend of mine if they had Olive Garden there because of some BS they played in their commercials about their new shit being a huge hit in italy or something. They did not.
Its just an expression, gibberish really.
Like doggonit, or a hootinany. A PG way of saying god dammit, from like old westerns.
William Perez
>no one on one tackles >constant high tackles >hump ground at all times >never spin pass >scrum is coordinated 12 man hug >all the whites have tattoos for some reason >every dropped ball is immediately considered a knock on whether it went forward or not >one guy wearing ear tape despite having literally no reason to do so >every player is wearing fluorescent boots >automatic 10m off every tackle
If the NH calls SH rugby basketball rugby this is netball rugby.
Evan Powell
Broncos are up btw
Jason Cox
We don't have outback steakhouse here you oblivious fuck.
It's just called steakhouse.
Kevin King
Nor did i ask or imply that you did.
They do speak english down there dont they?
You should try learning how to read it.
Nicholas Hill
>implying tradies need to read
Dominic Lopez
Idk what a tradie is
Brandon Martinez
Cunt how else would I know the question on the inside of my XXXX gold cap?
Asher Lopez
maybe you should learn how to read
Caleb Bennett
Real talk doe do they have milton mangoes in NZ? You lads should really sign up to Euphoric Queensland Memes if you do. Good lols to be had.
Levi Parker
Fuck me that was a good try from the Reds.
Michael Nelson
pretty bad defence from the reds to let that try in by the reds desu.
Luke Miller
I know how to read quite well, noone has offered an explanation though, so theres nothing to read.
Blake Perry
>poopeelians buttmad about new zealand avocados Pathetic
I think if the Reds keep allowing such big defensive holes to be exposed in their defensive lineup, they're going to lose to a more aggressive and expansive Reds lineup desu.
Anthony Anderson
>Kalyn Ponga will be a leaguie for life
Why do these savages get all the good talent in the world?
Benjamin Myers
big strong avoman out muscling the competition
Daniel Jenkins
Is this now a handsome and muscular /rug/ discusses /nrlel/ thread?
Hunter Hill
>be kiwi >wake up in the morning >illegally harvest avocado from illicit avocado tree in backyard >have contraband avocado on toast for breakfast >open up the avocado times, check on the avocado report >flip to the back page, see what Chris Rattue thinks about Brodie Retallick >go to work >monitor Australian supermarket avocado sales >see that Australia is buying avocados from New Zealand >keel over in shock >wake up to coworker fanning avocado under nose >go home >get beaten by massive islander wife >cry self to sleep
Michael Clark
This league game is actually really good
Josiah Nelson
Yeah, unironically better than the average Super Rugby game
Need to keep in mind that this is a finals game so its quality will be relatively higher
Adam Stewart
I used to think the Irish were the worst /rug/ posters
How many points would this Cowboys team beat the All Blacks by to you think?
Jonathan Phillips
Well it's a truth universally acknowledged that the Brisbane Broncos are the greatest professional sporting team on earth, so the Cowboys are 8 points worse than that, which means they would probably beat the ABs by 30 points.
Matthew Thomas
>/rug/ callling /nrlel/ better than /nrlel faggots
The absolute STATE of you lad.
Jayden Jones
Gentleben on suicide watch.
The Broncos are GONE
John Nguyen
NQL on dynasty watch
Carson Wright
KEK
Jayden Stewart
BTFO
Walkgod wills it
Jordan Morales
I literally posted that as he was sprinting away. Egg on my face haha.
Carson Butler
>semi final >20,000 people
Get more than that for a regular season game between the reds and force at suncorp.
Daniel Anderson
lol
Leo Price
Thinking about relocating to Australia Tbh lads. How's work over there? I literally have no skills or qualifications.
Carson Green
/rug/ on omniscient about /nrlel/ watch
Christopher Evans
The position of aussie prime minister is open. You're more than qualified.
Nolan Parker
>Picking a backline of manlets so Cardiff get pinged off the park for a million high tackles
it's genius
Andrew Clark
>surprised kfc is international
bruh Chinese people worship it
Zachary Gomez
>79th minute >ref misses a blatant offside 50m out >the commentators immediately start talking about how the broncos should have a penalty and they would have an opportunity to score from much closer
Do... Do they not understand that you can kick penalty goals in rugby league?
Hunter Reed
Wtf I love NRL now
Grayson Jackson
The 10m rule means a drop goal would be easier than a penalty shot
Liam Edwards
Mate is good for you
Cigs are cheap, but most people don't smoke because they can't stand the ciggarete stink nor the smoke (me included)
Eli Thomas
Except that they only ever do popguns to touch, so a penalty on the 50m line means they'd only kick to the 40m line, then pass 10m back and have a drop shot from 50m out.
There is so much about league that is only explainable by matchfixing.
Jack Sanders
>time to pack a scrum lads! >ok, chuck the prop in at second row, also a winger and a centre
Connor Hughes
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.
Cowboys vs All Blacks when.
Samuel Barnes
Reminder that Taumalolo would walk right into the All Blacks.
David Parker
Most waterboys do walk right into the All Blacks.
Nolan Clark
>knocked it forward in to himself
wat.
Jackson Rogers
You guys told me league was shit.
This is unironically better than union lately.
Benjamin Miller
WTF mate, Loigue is the great game, and any loigue team would blow the fuck out of any super poogby team.
Daniel Kelly
Lads what do you think of this new program to get leaugies interested in rugby?
>support the Reds >support the Cowboys At least one of my teams is doing well.
Jayden Gray
Really tough to see the reds knock the reds out of the competition like this. Hope the reds can go on to win the whole thing, and also hope the reds will rebound from this disappointing loss and be back better next season.
Ryan Hall
Will Ponga play again next week or will the regular winger be back from injury?
I like watching the future Wallaby captain who will bring the World Cup home in 2019.
Ryan Barnes
Just finished my last footy game of the season lads. Anyone want to get on the piss and smash some tins in Townsville tonight?
Kevin Price
Will Ponga's a boardgame m8
Jonathan Wood
Is Ponga related to Pogba?
Ryan Foster
go home corey parker
Carson Murphy
Pretty keen to snapchat you bubbling mate.
Logan Moore
It's a cold and ugly truth, but we have to accept and overcome it:
/nrl/ btfo'd us tonight.
Kevin Diaz
2 queensland teams playing against each other will defeat anything you put up against it to be honest. No shame in losing to that.
Dylan Collins
Let's be realistic now senpaitachi, I need to place my bet soon, what are your scoreline predictions for the the AB's vs The Boks?
Thinking of maybe 38-11 in favour of New Zealand
Jayden Hughes
/rug/ LITERALLY called Cowboys to win the premiership tonight you faggot.
Adrian Barnes
68-15
There's no way you're scoring tries and we're famous infringers.
The headlines tomorrow will ring for the ages.
Landon Murphy
Do hope Sopoaga gets some decent time. Hansen really should get some experience for the newer generation this year
Matthew Moore
Get back on your boat. Its pretty damning that the rug thread was more interesting as a match thread than the designated nrl thread.
We've all grown up beyond these petty "poomunity wars" and have learned to enjoy the big games of other sports without being a bitch.
Jayden Hughes
>thread over 24 hours old >not even 350 replies >literally 50 posts are replies to ONE kiwi /nrl/ post >literally half the thread discussing rugby-league KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here.
Jackson Green
AB by 20+
Kayden Sanders
Half blacks v All blacks
Surely the team with more blacks wins?
Bentley Gutierrez
>middle of nowhere NL >shitty mobile internet how fucked am i for tomorrow will i find a place to watch the games
Alexander Cook
Just find a low bit stream, you'll be good
Carter Wood
More like SA 9 or 12. Don't get your hopes up.
Jackson Watson
44 - 17 to AB's
I expect several Boks to get yellowcarded for absolutely nothing.
Oliver Powell
Aotearoa 35x21 uMzantsi Afrika
Owen Collins
That's far to close of a game
Dominic Phillips
>mfw I watched that game in an 'irish' pub filled with plastic paddies
Daniel Watson
5 years ago who would have happily placed a bet on SA to lose by 22 points to another team.
Evan Powell
...
William Powell
Pro 12 is 1 bong lads
Who else in prep for their rugby dinner?
Isaac Morales
thinking of burgers tonight
Joshua Flores
/ABG/ /ABS/
Brandon Green
Getting my cowboy steaks ready to cook over the fire lads its gonna be a good meal.
Wyatt Bailey
dominos on the way lads
Aaron Baker
5 bings lads
Steaks are on
Christian Foster
RUDE
lost me when they stopped doing the hotdog crust
Michael Johnson
Why did Piutau ditch NZ? he could easily push for AB caps
Andrew Ward
This weekend is going to be filled with dissapointment
You can do better than that my dude
Thomas Ramirez
No one knows. Maybe he's just a young guy who wanted to live abroad, earning hundreds of thousands a year
Cameron White
STAND UP FOR THE ULSTERMEN
Owen Murphy
Glasgow lad crying because Cardiff are beating him?
Christopher Lopez
Edinburgh have unironically scored a try
Alexander Kelly
glasgow vs cardiff stream please
Easton Stewart
Let's get this shit started >Glasgow >Glasgow guy >Seymour
Ryan Bell
Cardiff Blues 23 - 19 Glasgow Warriors
Glasgow guy will defend this
Jacob Evans
Glasgow never lose la, they just run out of time.
Ryder Evans
blacks to win tomorrow
John Gonzalez
come up to Scotstoun and say that to my face
Tyler Davis
I'll be there next week with my Ulstermen pal.
Jonathan Howard
>Beating Scarlets by only the same margin as Edinburgh did
not scared lad.
Mason Hughes
Losing to the Blues and still trying to talk shit
Isaac Lopez
I'll save my shitposting for after we beat you next weekend then ;)
Nolan Morris
So the Fri pro12 games are finished, right?
Jaxon Jenkins
si, hombre.
habra partidos de manana
Ayden Perry
I'll guess winners: Glasgow Ulster Leinster
Kayden Bell
correct
Henry Martin
Wrong
Glasgow lost to Cardiff
Andrew Lopez
I should bet, I'd make a killing.
Jace Jones
lies
Lucas James
Just did a walkthrough of my new villa with the builder looking at reno options
Anthony Sanchez
Cardiff Blues 23 points
Glasgow Warriors 19 points
23-19= 4
4 point difference in favour of the Cardiff Blues
meaning that the Blues won the match with Glasgow picking up a bonus point
Wyatt Kelly
Why haven't you killed yourself yet lad?
Bentley Hernandez
Why havent you moved to Albany yet lass?
Jason Johnson
don't engage him.
Ethan Morris
I usually don't, but it's getting very sad at this moment in time.
/rug/ is, and has always been, a bully free zone. What drives that poor lad to try to buy acceptance from us with his fairytales is beyond me, someone needs to help that guy
Justin James
Ausbro's, what's the standard amount that I can look to pay per night for some cheap and simple accommodation in Melbourne and Sydney during January/February?
Got some interviews lined up in those places, so trying to get together a budget of sorts. I imagine Melbourne should be cheaper than Sydney, but a quick Google search rings about $89.00 AUD per night, is this standard?
Benjamin Allen
Don't know mate. I gave my own house
Carter Morgan
thank you for the update
Nathaniel Martin
Thanks for your concern new friend.
Matthew Hughes
Pootago about to get their comeuppance from based Harbour lads.
Sebastian Lee
Tab website is down lads, what do?
Luis Roberts
Typical southern rugby: offside all day and not getting pinged.
Christian King
Pay your bills instead you useless prick.
Gambling is an addiction and I have no sympathy for you.
Grayson Miller
Shitspouter says something sensible. Holy fuck.
Landon Powell
@71266416
Can't wait to king hit you lad.
Jose Butler
We should organise a /rug/cric/ fight club.
Justin Adams
Great attacking rugby from Harbour, just can't quite finish.
Landon Davis
Shitspouter is NOT a bad poster. This is an opinion held exclusively by freshies.
He brings a lot of positivity to this community and is easily a top 5 poster. The only two I could place ahead of him with surety are Gentleben and the Welsh guy that goes by the name Blue.
Noah Rivera
t. Shitspouter
Jackson Robinson
Rugby
Landon Richardson
Upvoted
Kayden Hernandez
suh
Camden Flores
>the Chiefs' bar tab for the three-four hours they were there was $450.
Chiefs on absolute povvo cunts watch
Nathaniel Murphy
Quints, and there's 5 letters in R-U-G-B-Y
All blacks to win by 66666 confirmed.
Logan Lewis
>450
That's it?
Parker Nelson
Reminder that this community's most celebrated and renowned post was dedicated to the great sport of rugby league.
Adrian Nguyen
Reminder that this thread is 48 hours old and only just reached 400 posts.
Alexander Bennett
Manawatu vs Cunterbury should be a goodie. Wanna know how I know you're all casual fuccbois? No one one will watch it.
Lincoln Watson
Reminder that any one /rug/ poster could physically dominate you in real life. Keep shitposting to hide the fear, faggots.
Xavier Hall
Canterbury got knocked out last week by based Penrith, lad.
I guess the true casual has exposed himself.
Chase White
Based EANF man dropped these bombs like it's Japan in 1945.
Leo Smith
kek
KEK
K-E-K
James Reed
reminder you wouldn't understand heart like this
Justin Jenkins
Hahaha that's fantastic I get it because there's also a Ausfailian league team called Canterbury that's terrific. Well done.
James Lewis
lmao
Easton Rivera
Reminder that /rug/ lost their precious World Cup and Super Rugby tipping comps to someone that doesn't even watch rugby.
Reminder that pea-brained poonion enthusiasts are no match for the intellectual colossi that are leagueGODs.
Josiah Robinson
Reminder that your "ebin post" is probably the greatest achievement and most attention you'll receive from others in your short life.
Truly depressing.
Christopher Fisher
Sympathy bump from your friends at /nrl/.
Yes we CAN reach 500!
Grayson Anderson
Reminder that if you ever want to meet in a car park some time to settle our grievances, it'd be my pleasure to kick your faggot teeth in on behalf of the lads.
Aaron Price
Sympathy bump from your friends at /nrl/.
Yes we CAN reach 500!
Anthony Parker
KEK
You don't know a single thing about me.
You WISH you were even half the man I am.
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
You, on the other hand, are nothing.
Zachary Scott
Why not put the effort into your own comically empty threads?
Jose Murphy
Sympathy bump from your friends at /nrl/.
Yes we CAN reach 500!
Josiah Barnes
Kys statschink.
Ryan Miller
reminder that the /rug/ """culture""" which you pride yourself on was appropriated from /nrl/ and /cric/
Grayson Hughes
Canadian here, who should i be supporting in this rugby cup thing?
Jordan Butler
damn guys, we're really taking a beating from these /nrl/ posters.
i think it's time we moved to /asp/ for our own safety.
Jackson Brooks
>canadian here
thanks for spelling that out, your flag had me confused for a second
kys dumb cunt
Carson Cox
Reminder that you're an overweight 30-something NEET on the autism spectrum who is addicted to a kids website and fills the void that should be his social life with relentless shitposting to impress other unfortunates.
Angel Williams
/afl/ is up btw
Jack Martin
>I have a novel that is in it's final
You might wanna rethink that one if your grammar is this bad lad.
Aaron Roberts
/cric/ is up btw
Jose Stewart
anyone watching the nrc?
also where can i find nrc highlights?
foxsports seems to only have full match replays
Bentley Morales
Sympathy bump from your friends at /nrl/.
Yes we CAN reach 500!
Justin Watson
>get btfo by irrefutable logic and facts >b-better criticise some typos and spelling e-errors, heh got 'em Every time.
Hunter Murphy
Fucking rekt Jesus
Eli Ross
Hi guys im new here to /rug/ and im just wondering do /nrl/ always psychologically devastate us like this?
Levi Moore
Can't wait to king hit you lad
Juan Morales
Will fat nrl autists ever recover?
Caleb Morales
>flag automatically means wherre you are from
kys you complete and utter newcunt that has never seen a proxy before
Jordan Peterson
/hayne/ is up btw
James Peterson
Meet me at Hornby mall entrance at 6 o clock sharp.
Luis Butler
reminder you have NO fucking clue who I am reminder I am responsible for the ENTIRE aus/sp/ community, including this thread in which you are posting RIGHT NOW reminder I WILL wipe you the fuck off the face of this earth if you cross me again
Mason Gutierrez
The only thing you'll be meeting is the ground with your head cunt.
Blake Edwards
>he lives in crushedchurch Disgusting but not surprising 2bh.
Justin Wood
Trip on proxy off newcunt
Andrew Walker
REKT again holy fuck Statsgook on desperate to stay relevant watch
Robert Reyes
Sympathy bump from your friends at /nrl/.
Yes we CAN reach 500!
Daniel Walker
I've got a good mate in Hornsby. Post a pic of you there at 6 and he'll be there in 5min. He owes me one.
Gabriel Kelly
You know when and where to find me. Will you have to balls to show though?
Julian Collins
nrl traitor irrevocably BTFO
Aiden Thomas
6 is an hour from now not 5 minutes. How can you be this retarded? Disgusting.
Nathaniel Ortiz
So I'll just pop down from Auckland to the smoking crater that was your shitty neighbourhood?
Dylan Phillips
>Auckland
Kek, don't bother turning up. I can already tell you are no match more me. Next time lie and say you are from Napier or Hamilton.
Aaron Howard
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
Joshua Cox
So let me get this straight, you're an Australian chink who leeches off NZ society and unironically pretends he's 19 and l33t shitposter to impress other Australians, who actually hate him, while stalking their movements on reddit? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Noah Stewart
"no"
Andrew Wright
Good luck with that, shithead.
Chase Wright
Jesus BTFO again, just give it up statsgook. Run along back to your Aussie masters.
Noah Jones
I have no idea what you poofs are talking about, but I'm on my way to Hornby now.
I'm wearing my limited edition Kiwis jersey so I should be easy to spot. Show up if you dare.
Sebastian Myers
Sweet I'll call my mate. I hope you're joking, he's just got out.
Lincoln Campbell
Goosie here, just dropping my tinnie at wiseo and meeting you there in 30. I will blow your fucking arse the fuck out kid
Chase Butler
So you'll be the tiny slanty-eyed cunt in a oversized jersey driving his mum's civic?
Jeremiah Barnes
Of the closet? Sweet.
I'll be posting in the other /rug/ thread at 6 if need be. Don't disappoint me.
Luke Martin
Quite literally the greatest /rug/ thread of 2016.
Caleb Gray
Janny on finally cleaning up /rug/ watch
Daniel Moore
Sweet Jesus statschink on pooicide watch this is cringe worthy.
Colton Scott
Any based /rug/ posters live in chch? I'll pay you $100 to go stomp out statschink, but I'll need photos of his mangled face when you're done. If he doesn't show (obviously he wont) you'll get $50 for a time stamped pic at the location.
Caleb Wood
Hi guys I'm new to rug threads on the 4 chinz, would I make a name for myself if I went to the mall and curb stomped the zipper headed little fuck?
Anthony Ortiz
Ready and doing time till the Cats vs Emus lads, bought a bottle of liquor an hour ago, should be carefull since it´s a third down already
Jason Williams
You're also a faggot.
Caleb Davis
Id go but Canterbury are playing The little cunt seems like the type to gloat about le trolling you if you did go and waste your time Up to you if you think hes worth that
Michael King
>statschink literally on pooicide watch Holy shit lad, your Aussie masters have lost interest in your ebin gag. Time to give it up and fuck off maybe?
Austin Gonzalez
Losing too lel
Brandon Ramirez
We dont lose m9
Levi Torres
GO THE BLOODY TURBO
Owen Morales
ITM Cup is a joke We win every year I swear We're the all blacks of provincial rugby
Daniel Brown
Mitre 10 Cup. The only thing you win is the seething casual badge.
Andrew Nguyen
cuntburied struggling
Jace Jackson
Just scored a beaut.
Jonathan Evans
As suspected no one showed.
I've said it before already, but I'm ashamed to share a country with you guys.
Should have known you were scared when you talked about sending your friends to do your work for you.
Hudson Morgan
>share a country You need to go back to Sadelaide.
Dylan Jackson
Manawatu really thought they had us. Top kek
Isaiah Harris
So the game starts at 9:35?
Kayden Barnes
You could just deal with the fact that you're not a celebrity in rug. If you wanna talk about rugby with the lads, go ahead you're welcome. But being an insufferable childish cancerous fuck like this is just wasting your own time. No one here gives a fuck and no one cares about your existence. No one smiles when they read your posts. We just cringe. Now fuck off back to your containment thread.
Jonathan Campbell
Which game? NZ v RSA? 19.35 RWCT (Rugby World Champion Time)
Asher Johnson
/cric/ is down. Probably why he's here.
Jeremiah Price
Jesus you guys are brutal today BTFO
Christian Nelson
Mitre 10 cups been awesome this year. Better than super rugby.
Jace Taylor
Yeah that one, but I'm still stuck in 1995 so don't know the new time zones
Caleb Thomas
>hate Afrikaaners >not a fan of the way NZ fans are increasingly acting like Aussies >Argies are scum and Falklands will always be British
Today, there are no winners.
Hudson Russell
Good lad. Your time, it's half past 50% quota.
Jaxon Robinson
>hate Afrikaaners
Jacob Rodriguez
New threads gonna be early lads. No moaning about 10 post early bullshit. Migrate when ready.
Noah Sanchez
>Falklands >not Falkirk
Hi fresh kunt
Ayden King
Cheeky darkie.
Benjamin Phillips
Gravitate when ready.
Dominic Stewart
Is that a real country?
Josiah Jones
idk what the Falkland are, the Falkirk are argentinean tho also >hate afrikaneers i thought afrikaneers were those that live in africa, so what the fuck would someone with a chicken in their flag be?
look at the flag, literally founded by KFC niggers sure do like chicken
Sebastian Green
Wow. Pretty racist.
Zachary Jenkins
i can be all the rayciss i want, i am the king of niggers remember? look at my WHITE and lightblue flag
Xavier Diaz
Thread summary if you missed it: >statschink on pooicide watch >nrlel on deaths bed watch >/rug/ on uncontrollably powerful watch
Ayden Diaz
PETER
Evan Edwards
Take that handsome fella to the new thread lad
Robert Jones
BREEN
Matthew Scott
WILL
Andrew Howard
RAPE YOU
Caleb Wright
Hear me lad You are doing a huge demerit to that Breen lad