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Injuns desu

I'm actually kinda glad that the Red Sox are having a September collapse, now I won't seem like a bandwagoner because this is my first season following baseball and I'm out of state.

Based Josavior

m.mlb.com/video/v1167383483

chicago.suntimes.com/sports/jose-abreu-comes-through-with-home-run-for-special-fan/

;_;

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>you'll never be dying painfully and have your favorite player sock a finger for you

Feels bad man.

1.5 back

sock a dinger

Fucking shit autocorrect.

>you'll never be dying painfully
depends, are you a whos fan?

Tardinals, plz.

Plz.

laugh at this pussy fuck dogger

Oh shit rasy about to get walked off

>Trumbo

What a bum

What won't Chris Davis swing at?

Where?

false alarm mate

>all those people in my OSHA class with tickets to the cubs game tonight talking non-stop about watching them clinch tonight

Laughing_whores.png

hola senors

post yfw the Cusp lose every game from here and on don't clinch anything but their seething bungholes

>be me
>RTTS
>pitcher
>nubber in front of the mound
>try to run for the ball
>run the complete opposite way from where the ball was
>infield hit

why is tihs allowed?

they already clinched a playoff spot

Guys, Heyward might officially be turning it on. He's making hard contact way more frequently.

>hold the stick toward the ball
>the fuck camera flips around and makes you change direction half way

Nothing pisses me off more. I get back at the computer by running in front of baserunners with my dude making them dodge around my player and getting them thrown out on XBHs.

Will Bofaerts hit a game tying HR?

Clinch the

*unzips dick*

'no'

this is exactly what I mean. the camera will spin like a fucking spaz and make you miss the ball. is there any way for this not to happen?

Fat Daddy sucks balls

PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS

Wow rude much

c'mon based mookie

>the city of dill be(can't)ses

REALLY

BIG

DESIGNATED HITTER

PENIS

The 30-for-30 on the Chicago doping scandal that was aided and covered by Rob Manfred is gonna be LIT.

We'll look back and remember Bud Selig as the hero we never knew we had.

P E R F O R M A N C E
E N H A N C I N G
D R U G S

>stankees
>betanshit

kek

>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
HHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>STANKEES
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>STANKEES
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>Stankees

Betances is fucking garbage

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

>BETANCES
>BETANCES
>BETANCES

THE SHITTY OF POO PORK STANKEES

>BETANSHITS

AHAHAHA

love how most yankees fans in the gamethread knew that Betances was going to blow it

>KEKEES

I miss you Chapman and Miller

Nice """"elite bullpen"""" you got there Wankees

why did they take out Tanaka?

Betances has sucked LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE OUTING SINCE BEING NAMED CLOSER. If he didn't lose the closing role after today, this team doesn't deserve to go to the playoffs.

WHERE IS YOUR DYNASTY NOW
>B-B-BUT MUH BABBY BOMBERS
>THE CLAIMED TERRITORY OF GARY "PASSED BALL" SANCHEZ
>BE-CAN'TDOSHIT-SES
WHERE IS YOUR DYNASTY NOW
>B-B-BUT MUH BABBY BOMBERS
>THE CLAIMED TERRITORY OF GARY "PASSED BALL" SANCHEZ
>BE-CAN'TDOSHIT-SES
WHERE IS YOUR DYNASTY NOW
>B-B-BUT MUH BABBY BOMBERS
>THE CLAIMED TERRITORY OF GARY "PASSED BALL" SANCHEZ
>BE-CAN'TDOSHIT-SES

WHERE IS YOUR DYNASTY NOW
>B-B-BUT MUH BABBY BOMBERS
>THE CLAIMED TERRITORY OF GARY "PASSED BALL" SANCHEZ
>BE-CAN'TDOSHIT-SES

WHERE IS YOUR DYNASTY NOW
>B-B-BUT MUH BABBY BOMBERS
>THE CLAIMED TERRITORY OF GARY "PASSED BALL" SANCHEZ
>BE-CAN'TDOSHIT-SES

WHERE IS YOUR DYNASTY NOW
>B-B-BUT MUH BABBY BOMBERS
>THE CLAIMED TERRITORY OF GARY "PASSED BALL" SANCHEZ
>BE-CAN'TDOSHIT-SES

thank you red sox

It's pilates.

THANK YOU BASED RAYS
THANK YOU BASED SOX

Kek. Looks like you're still a bandwagoner

Has there ever been a closer in history worse than Betances?

>it was 5-2 in the 9th
>lose 7-5

WEW

>stankees
stankees
>stankees
stankees
>stankees
stankees
>stankees
stankees
>stankees
stankees
>stankees
stankees
>stankees
stankees

I'm not even mad, that was so incredibly incompetent by Betances that it's actually kind of funny.

>Daren Willman @darenw 1m1 minute ago
>Hanley Ramirez walk off HR was off a 98.6 MPH pitch... That's the fastest pitch he's ever hit for a HR recorded by PITCHfx.

C-L-U-T-C-H

should have kept Layne in the game desu

>"the worlds eries is going to be a subway series"

What did they mean by this?

>STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES STANKEES

The closer market is strong this offseason. Fucking trade Betances, and let some other team that doesn't want to shell out big bucks deal with him. I can't fucking stand to see him come in anymore.

go angels

>Sanchez calls for a slider
>Betances: "nah fuck that lemme throw a fastball"

what i don't understand is why they felt they had to go fastball there

isn't it much less dangerous to stay breaking ball? a walk doesn't kill you and you know he's guessing up there (the swing on the 2-1 breaking ball that was a foot outside)

either way i'm glad they're retarded

tbqh Girardi destroyed him, and he was never meant to be a closer anyways

Now we just need the Angels to be BASED

Actually, if you watch the replay, Betances actually crossed up Sanchez.

Sanchez was expecting a breaking ball. Betances threw a FB. Betances was so awful.

>Dellin Betances has 5 blown saves in 16 attempts
>68.75% conversion rate

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

reminder that only the good teams lost today, it was charity

i thought sanchez just saw location and turned away to cry but actually that makes a lot more sense

Betances is an incompetent moron for throwing a fastball there, but is anyone else a little salty about the ump not calling the obvious strike on the previous pitch?

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thanks for blowing Tanaka's good game, you fucking mental midget

He was beginning to break down his glove on the pitch, and then he saw it coming right at his face instead of dropping for his glove because it was FB, natural instinct is to flinch when something comes at your face, his glove placement is the key.

If the Jays win tonight, Betances basically just ended >our season.

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do desperate, sloppy yankees try to start a fight tomorrow?

he was calling breaking balls all night, obviously wasn't working out well. blame should fall on sanchez's shoulders as well for the horrible fucking calls.

I'M A CREEEEEEP

It doesn't matter. Buttances has a serious problem locating his pitches.

Yes, but we can't cry umpball because Betances would've still needed to get that third strike anyways.
>Betances has lost us TWO consecutive games that were entirely winnable, when every game is must win
I can't even dispense in words how much I hate Dellin "JUST or BUST" Betances. Even if the Yankees make it to the postseason, no close game is safe when he takes the mound.

ONE

kek
KEK
>tfw 4 game sweep

OUT

It was a strike because Hanley swung. Obviously it was outside of the zone, but his bat moved right through the strike zone and then he pulled it back.

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AWAY

With a competent closer, >we would be in that wild card spot right now. Betances is single-handedly choking harder than the entire Red Sox team did in that one beautiful September.

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SUCK A DICK YANKEES!

>90% chance of winning

Those percentages aren't adjusted to the conditions that I deem fair. The Yankees didn't have a chance at winning once Betances took the mound.

>Delin "Jim Johnson" Betances

the wild card situation in the NL is about to be very memetastic

yankees fans: don't you have something to say?

>Mariners day off on 8 game win streak
>Tigers, Orioles, Yankees all lose

oh boy what a great day

>cusp

Pretty sure a 15 year old could do a better job than Betances.

review these posts and then submit a 200 word essay to me in this thread by 12 am

hoping for a methinals sweep tbqh, don't wanna face bumgarner in postseason

>Betances can't throw to first base
>He can't throw to home plate
>He can't pitch in clutch situations
>He exists
Someone please tell me why he still has a job

Betances is not a closer. I'm not entirely sure that he's a pitcher.

Here, just look at the cut.

Notice how he begins to break away at the very beginning, but then realizes it's a FB and snaps his glove back and flinches away because of it.

Pretty awful cross-up, and the result showed that pretty well.

bumgarner has been meh since beginning of august

>This posts were all made when it was a 5-2 game with 1 out and only 1 runner on

We literally saw it coming from a mile away. If Girardi wants to go to the postseason, Betances shouldn't be even thinking about holding a Baseball in his hands during the 9th inning.

post the dinger please

I miss Miller time.

I died of laughter when someone hit the ball to him and he threw underhand to home. He's so fucking shooked.

Great, now the city that brought >us 12s, and FIGHT AND WIN, is going to be in the post season. What shitty meme are they going to come up with to ruin baseball like they did with football and soccer?

>200 word essay due to user in 35 minutes
>haven't even started yet

wat do?

key-word: postseason
kershaw is hof in regular season then shields-esque in postseason
bumgarner has lowest postseason era amongst qualified sp's

Here

twitter.com/JuniorPepen/status/776618354983464960

>33 words
please adhere to the posted word count

please email me personally for extension requests

COTTON CANDY GIRL

Could the Memeiners actually make it to the postseason?

He may have only written 33 words but those 6s gotta count for something

>3 @ home vs Asstros
>3 @ home vs Blow Gays
>3 away vs the fucking Twons
>3 on the road vs Asstros
>3 at home vs A'ss

If they can hold in there vs Jasy and Memestros in Houston, they have a real shot

>Betances trending on Twitter

kershaw dominated us in game 4 last year
I'm not buying it
this has been the year of the dinger and the methinals hit loads of them
plus yadier is more of a nemesis for us than bumgarner, mets have no history with him
also the jints literally don't have a closer, the methinals of the final boss

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>remove le lefty curve man
>put-in le righty slider man
Genius.

APOLOGIZE

Syndergaard gives up next to no homeruns. You saw what the rotation did to the Cusb last year(i realize everyone was healthy, but that included Syndergaard). Besides it's good revenge against Yadier and Wainwright

>How do you guys want your Wild Card race?

Stop posting this fuck

I want it FINISHED

Kershaw raped the mets in game 4 and if DeGrom hadn't pitched the greatest game of his career in game 1, Mets would have lost that one too.

>3 run lead

I blame Kershit for neo-Daniel Murphy. If he didn't give up that dinger in game 1 then Murphy would have remained a mortal man.

But he did and the Dodgers lost. Meanwhile Kershaw has an ERA over 4 for the postseason.

Twinks are honestly a little scary for a team with such a bad record. They scored like 29 runs in the sweep by the Jays and Dozier is hitting roid era numbers post ASB.

he only needed two outs

kershit sucks in the playoffs pissboi
stop making excuses

>can't beat the brewers at home
>cusb

>raped
>gave up a HR and didnt even make it 8 ip

THANKS

t. Dellin Betances

Let's say your team is on a roll and contending this late in the season and hasn't been in the playoffs in 15 years (i won't say which team...). Do you shitpost furiously while you can knowing that the reward will be great if the team makes it, or do you post with humility and cautious optimism knowing that /mlb/ will roast you for weeks if you act too rowdy and then your team fails?

deeply conflicted.

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why are the royals so bad?

...did they just change the fucking font on gameday?

>the mariners are unironically going to sneak in and snag a wildcard
the absolute madmen

>post yfw Dellin singlehandedly costs the Yankees their dynasty

remember when they had a 0.1% chance of making the playoffs?

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>Rivera gives up a walk-off in Game 7 of the Workd Series
>MUH best closer of all time
>Betances gives up a walk off in a meaningless game
>hurr durr he's sooooooo bad

Stankees fans are fucking pathetic.

Rivera was clutch for the vast majority of his games, one fuck-up can be forgiven in the context of his entire career (5 titles and all that). Betances gets none of that.

Angels shitting the bed

rockstop caliber IRL shitposting

What if A-Rod stayed with the Mariners instead of signing with Texas?

Given how M's missed it by a hair 2 years ago, I'd lean toward the latter

Royals

A-Rod had 5 more WAR than Carlos Guillen in 2001 so they might have won 120 games that year

u'd lean toward being a littl bitch ur whole life lmao

well at the time Rivera was already a proven closer for 3 championship teams and 1 as a setup man while Betances has just started to close this season and has a 68.75% conversion rate

>has just started to close
>68.75 conversion rate

can it even fairly be called 'closing' when it's basically a coin flip?

Let's get this shit started

>Chicago Cubes

your season is over

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Classic memelord response.

Although, 2 years ago you guys were way more the former than the latter.

>Mariner fags
>Start getting hype and talking shit
>Go on a losing streak
>Literally become extinct
>Come crawling back out of the basement a week later

Lmaotbh

Is there actually any news about the Rays going to Montreal or is this just a meme pic

who is gonna make it

>coming from a blue jays "fan"

lol

If the Yankees meme their way in, I'm gonna be pissed

oh fuck, forgot that the White Sox still exist

I know. It has been for a couple of weeks. They made it fun there for a little while though, with the bug!

Don't bully me or my bug.

Nothing official, but its the most likely scenario.

Earlier this year, Manfred talked about putting teams in Montreal and Mexico city.

The Rays are bad right now, they have the worst fan support in the league and its not even close, and they need a new stadium.

The shoe fits.

>Rivera gives up a walk-off in Game 7 of the Workd Series

After he had already won 3 World Series in a row....

Betances will make sure that doesn't happen.

It's not likely. Kind of funny though, if Betances wasn't shit >we would be 2nd right now.

>season over

breh they made it back from being in a position of 0.1% to make the playoffs

you cant just write them off, they transcend any math or statistics

>-14 run differential
>"but if it wasnt for our closer-"

no

Our closer just cost us two games.

2012 too, which is more relevant to where the Ms are at now. The ALE is a shitpost division, m8. That's why it's best.

>math
Back to / hoc/ you punk bitch faggot

>we

what purpose do you have getting upset?

user is Girardi. pls don't be rude

joe please explain your bullpen use in the ninth

Expect non-coherent bs about the Giants winning the world series because they beat a garbage red bird team on a Thursday.

BELIEVEN

>EVEN
It's magic

see you faggots in the playoffs

well not most of you

>

Say my name

joe is not in control here

The binder works in mysterious ways. Don't question it.

CUSB

Congrats to the cubs

good image

I love when heidi watney does the teacher act

fuck yeah

mfw the jints usher the cubes into the postseason while simultaneously pushing the tards farther out of the wildcard

Alright guys. As self appointed manager of the New York Yankees, I hereby announce that Luis Severino will be the interim closer until further notice.

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>In a significant deviation from standard practice within the sport, San Diego Padres officials instructed their organization's athletic trainers to maintain two distinct files of medical information on their players -- one for industry consumption and the other for the team's internal use, multiple sources have told ESPN. Trainers were told in meetings during spring training that the distinction was meant to better position the team for trades, according to two sources with direct knowledge of what was said. Major League Baseball is close to concluding its investigation of the Padres' handling of the medical information, and the organization and individuals could face discipline.

why the fuck is this allowed, does this mean we can send upshit back to them?

>not Blake Parker

this is the best the padres could do at cheating? plenty of teams cheat better than this

The entire Cubs roster is doped up on every growth hormone from horse to human and the league's in on it

Reminder.

user you fool. It's Pilates

stay salty my friend :^)

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Fuck you, shit birds.

>why the fuck is this allowed
It's not. That's why they're being punished.

30 day suspension without pay for Preller is supposed to be just the start too.

CUBS WIN 4-5

>team loses
>clinches division

nice "sport" you got there

i didnt even know the league could suspend GMs

LOL MATH AND LOGIC ARE GAY AS FUCK

enjoy 3rd place canacuck

Since Pissboi gets to claim Kershaw threw a perfect game, I get to claim MY TEAM won 4-5 and clinched the NL Central.

GET IN HERE BRAHS:

[ W ]

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

THEY CLINCHED THE DIVISION!

Apparently they can. Apparently also that's all they're going to do.

mlbtraderumors.com/2016/09/a-j-preller-suspended-thirty-days-for-failure-to-disclose-medical-information.html
>6:33pm: Despite the fact that other teams also complained, no additional punitive action is expected to be taken against Preller or the Padres, Dennis Lin of the San Diego Union Tribune reports on Twitter.

>Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports adds a detail on the underlying issues, via Twitter. San Diego failed to disclose oral medications taken by Pomeranz and other traded players, he says.

>6:12pm: The Padres have released a pair of statements on the matter. Preller says that he “accept[s] full responsibility” but claims “there was no malicious intent … to conceal information or disregard MLB’s recommended guidelines.”

>Meanwhile, executive chairman Ron Fowler, managing partner Peter Seidler and president/CEO Mike Dee issued a joint statement. The club “accept[s] the discipline” and says it “will leave no stone unturned in developing comprehensive processes to remediate this unintentional, but inexcusable, occurrence.” The group of top officials state that they do not believe there was any effort “to mislead other clubs.”

>The release also confirms that Preller will remain in charge of the baseball ops department. The trio of top officials say they will “work closely with him upon his reinstatement to ensure that this unfortunate set of circumstances does not happen again.”

c-congrats cubbies

So how hard are the CUSB going to tank in the post-season user?
>CURSE OF THE GOAT, SENPAI!

Are you mad that your autistic cuck pitcher got BTFO today?

Lol, stay mad amigo :D

Post in this thread if your team won their division this year

NOT SO FAST CARDINALS FANS

Today is a good day

inb4 this is the only title the Cubs win this year

rip castro

>you now remember kyle schwarber

the who?

Who's ready to watch the greatest choke of all time now?

Do you want a pennant choke or world series choke?

i wonder where he'll play next season

jays will need a 1B and a DH next season, so maybe here

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nice

>SCREEN CAP THIS SEMPAI!
The Giants and Dodgers will be in a dead heat at the end of the season. AND THEY WILL PLAY A ONE GAME PLAYOFF TO SEE WHO WINS THE DIVISION!

where have I heard that before

YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS GUARANTEED TO PLAY IN THE POST SEASON!

Also, could someone please photoshop a Cubs hat on this girl?

I swear to god this team cannot decide when it wants to be good or trash

You forgot that Rich "Daddy" Hill threw a PERFECT 4 earned runs in 5.1 ip today.

Is it just me, or has there been a shit ton of dingers this season?

>martin
>votto
>freeman
>bort
>saundshit
>donaldson said hes open to taking canadian citizenship

who could stop us from winning the 2017 WBC?

Cubs Clinch!

Also, enjoy my OC from a from a few months ago. Not sure if it ever got posted to /mlb/

juiced balls

You have to go all the way back to 2006 (5386) to find a season with more dongs than 2016 (5097). And 2016 is obviously not over.

>who could stop us from winning the 2017 WBC?
drug testing

>donaldson said hes open to taking canadian citizenship
He's also open to taking steroids

Also, 2016 is #7 for most dongs in a season in history. On pace for #1 in history with a projected 5774 dongs, which would beat 2000's 5692.

About half of those are my man Madbum

No, but he is tied for like 19th most home runs by a pitcher all time at the age of only 27

He'd hit around 30 home runs in a typical 525-550 at bat season with the rate he hits them the past 3 years

Can't make it up

probably the US and DR will stop you from getting out of the group. Even Colombia if Quintana and or Teheran go

Typical bandwagon cutting my man Madbum short. Kid here in Frisco we know Madbum slams the most dongs and they are long dongs too. I bet he could beat Bonds record if they let him hit for real but it's all politics

To be honest if this post gets repeating digits, the cusb will get knocked out in the NLDS in four games.

>gook cheerleaders and afro hector noesi
it's lit tonight senpaitachi

youtube.com/watch?v=p_o4GP3Dg04
also get on the chat, need some english senpaitachi

Jake Arrieta has yet to offer sign ups to his "pilates" class, one many other pitchers could use to keep in shape

coincedence? I think not

3 games it is

>forgot pic

holy shit that might even be a worse conversion rate then the west coast dumpster fire castilla

QUICK!
Name a meme pitcher/player that will BTFO the cusb in the playoffs this year.

i havnt been following this season. how are they doing?

QUICK!
Name a team that isn't going to the playoffs this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=p_o4GP3Dg04
youtube.com/watch?v=p_o4GP3Dg04

get in here faggots reeeeeeeeeee

sandavol will return from darkness and hit 3 home runs in game one off arrieta and break him like verlander

methinals

the Philadelphia Phillies

Im watching

Panoramic batters box camera is neato

jays

>there's a giants in the US, Japan, and Korea

and nfl

>you will never be as comfy as the guy on the right

>Kpop singers during inning breaks

DROPPED

imagine rays fans

you almost gotta, senpai

>those helmet umbrellas

Are gooks secretly geniuses?

>tfw no helmet umbrella or qt gook gf

kek

I see u, senpai

looks like a comfy little stadium

also they have some neat camera angles and shit

tfw i bet if the sf jints could borrow the jap jints closer they would be 10x better off

>For the cusb fans

that is one comfy stadium

>his closer doesn't use GameShark

Stay mad at the lowest World Series ERA in World Series history piss boi

CUETO

>RISPs

oh these girls are better

>Animal crossing music

WAITAMINUTE, that pitchers no gook

this white boy looks like a fucking twink

hector noesi is out there also
and wilin rosario

He's probably got yellow fever and fucks idols on the reg. Seems like a good deal.

>that bat flip
nice

>67 pitches by the 4th inning

wew

>Roylels
>BEING BTFO BY THE A'S! AND A SWEEP!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thanks for the laugh KC.

was that wilin's family? did he move the whole crew out to korea with him

Probably just planning to make a career over there, not a bad deal desu

I thought they were playing the DAAAAY O song for a second there

That pitchers jaw looks so weird. Did he get implants or something? I mean..it is fucking Korea

>wilin rosario is only 27 still
damn what happened to him he was a pretty good player for a couple years

>Eagles

>eggs

he stepped off

apparently 아웃 meants out

no he was out

fuck u say that to my face bitch not online see what happens

his back foot wasnt even in the ground

his spikes were dragging along

>not taking one for the team and then striking out
wew

>swinging at that pitch

You now remember when Wilin Rosrio was a highly-rated prospect with the Twins and was supposed to be the rightful heir to Joe Mauer as the Twins' catcher for years to come.

>you also kinda remember Josmil Pinto was in the same boat

I almost couldnt tell if she was western or not, then I saw her lack of an ass

That camera sweep is sick as fuck

>Pic Related

no but I remember him being a good young player for the rockies, especially for a catcher. Then he just went to shit

i remember him being absolute ass defensively

Scratch that, I was thinking about Wilson Ramos. I'm fucking sleep deprived right now.

are Wild pitches common in the korean leagues?

NICE

about 1600 wild pitches in 2200 games in MLB

about 600 in 600 games in KBO

alright which one of you faggots is jesus

first qtball now this

If that made you laugh, you should have seen July! It was a riot.

dat blooper

>Pocari Sweat

?????

jap sports drink
tastes like plain gatorade
i think its pronounced "sweet"

>i think its pronounced "sweet"
Nope, sweat.

damn, i remember the bilingual kid from summer camp pronouncing it sweet
fucking kenji

Hopefully Kenji studied up on his katakana since then

did he steal? I have no idea whats happening

>mfw I found korean tv online
all the channels senpaitachi

winst24.com/channelview.asp?ch_no=66

also I think I've reached transcendental levels of Cred Forums, I can now claim to have watched the weirdest sport anyone on Cred Forums ever has

Gook beach sumo wrestling

also it's on KBS1, which is the first channel on the list, which means it's probably pretty important

oh shit I think we halftime show now

god bless korea

looks like this is for the golden bull lads

shit I should make a thread

She can rub my helmet, if you know what I mean.

>american boreball will never match the pure fun of KBO/NPB

the sport is called ssireum btw

and we've got our champion
back to baseball

whatever happened to the youtube HQ streams of blue jays games? i remember those for most games last season

>wake up
>Kershaw already in Cy Young form

Basically already clinched the NL pennant if you want me to be honest.

too bad they can have ties though

>iggles

like last year?

I've heard of it in a few mangos, might've seen on YouTube. Very strange take on wrasslin, but Koryos are built for shit like that.

DINGER

>you now remember jesus montero

what was the call

Daniel Murphys little fluke ruined our world series. This year we have meme magic. Nobody can stop us. Nobody!

out

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Who /Happ/ here?

bretty gud pitching

Eh, don't get spoiled huh, The Los Angeles Angels
>of Anaheim
sucks a lot so it's no surprise he had a good game.

>multiple entries

It's a shame the whole team shit the lead away while he stayed consistent. He did have one outing that went to shit but compared to the others having 2 or 4 it's pretty forgivable.

>tfw no MiLB gf

>not realizing the doyers will play the nats in the DS
>not realizing daniel murphy is on that team

MAKE

THE

FUCKING

PADRES

TAKE

BACK

SHIELDS

AND LEAVE US THE MONEY AS DUE JUSTICE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jeopardy! Time

you now remember Rey Ordonez

Which flavor of WAR? Kind of important

Position players twice, overall once (with one other second-place overall finish)

That's not what I meant. There are three different calculations of WAR. Fangraphs, Baseball Reference, and Baseball Prospectus. They're often different enough to produce different leaders.

Baseball Reference

I feel like the Yankees need to make it a tradition of sending their reject closers to the White Sox. I'm thinking Betances for Sale straight up.

I feel like the Yankees are going to win ten rings in a row.

I feel like the Yankees a shit

Who is Josh Hamilton?

Ooh, double dubs checked. Incorrect, but he did win rightful MVP in 2010 (if you judge solely by WAR).

Zobrist

I feel like the Yankees a shit, too

I feel like the Yankees a shit, three

You have to phrase your answer in the form of a question.

Who is Ben Zobrist?

winrar winrar chicken tendie dinrar

Don't tell me what to do.

well, consider yourself more correct than the other user, fampai-kun

>three
Stankees dynasty confirmed DOA.

Here's another

To the who?

Roberto Hernandez?

Randy Johnson's name sounds like he's an erect benis lol

Mookie Betts has more home runs than Mike Trout.

At the time, not formally, but they did have the same real name (one of them is The Pitcher Formerly Known As Fausto Carmona). So that is technically correct, but there's another, easier answer from further back

oh wow nice i kekekd maximum :^) :^)

Who is Jamal Anderson and Jamal Anderson?

David Ortiz

Winner gets a high five

>stankees

who is Joe DiMaggio?

sorry, there's only been one Jamal to ever play in the MLB, and his name is Jamal Strong. You may be looking for >>/nba/

>5-2

who is dellin betances

Faggy McFaggot

dean anna

David Ortiz

who is Babe Ruth?

>You now remember Dean was released by St. Louis and kill.

he's a Dad now, isn't he?

how could something like that happen to promising superprospect and mexican hero dean anna

Why does the front office love this fat fuck so much. I could be fucking manager of the year if you gave me the biggest payroll in baseball to play with

>stankees

A winner is you

alright, since the tide of Yankee shitposting has to be stemmed, the answer was Bob Miller and... well, Bob Miller.

Fill in the meme arrows with either "Bo Jackson" or "Deion Sanders":
>Better football player at his position
>Better baseball player at his position
>Better overall athlete

>yankees
>winning
>5-7

and vote while you're at it:

strawpoll.me/11236273
strawpoll.me/11236273
strawpoll.me/11236273
strawpoll.me/11236273

>Work in downtown Chicago, gold coast to be specific
>that one guy who still has a white sux bobble head on his desk

Really dude? Everyone is celebrating the Cubs clinching and what the fuck are you doing?

/mlb/ how should I handle this?

get him a cubs bobble head obviously

Easy, Roger Maris

nothing. go about your business as usual.

>mad at someone for being loyal and not another bandwagon faggot
desu i am in socal and i have seen so many new giants fans it is infuriating

Wait there's actual whos fans in real life?

>Giants fans in socal

Isn't that just asking to be murdered by spics?

can anyone please explain this

Show him who's boss by flaunting all of the world series your team has won in the past 100 years.

>i am in socal and i have seen so many new giants fans
The only thing more blasphemous would be Yankees fans in Boston.
What the fuck is wrong with people?

>work in gold coast

Get the fuck out my city you yuppie hispter

can any math nerds please tell me what i'm looking at here i don't understand this at all

math boys? help??

twitter.com/MLB/status/776817979140952064

>All this whos butthurt

Lulz

hi /mlb/ just got back from tending to my sick mother at the hospital i was up all night with her and missed my yankees can anyone please tell me how my yankees did last night? did they win? my sick and dying mom's favorite team the yankees?

They did just fine. Go back to your mother.

man it would really be something special if my yankees kept charging and made the postseason for my sick and dying mom they really have her hopes up it's just about the only thing she's hopeful about these days (she's ill and in the hospital)

Who you pitching tonight, Red Cucks?

buchholz but as long as the teams are planning on playing a full nine inning game i'm sure the red sox will be fine

Inb4 divine rain

It's called Dellin Betances' Wild Ride. It's a fairly new attraction this season

LEL, well when we get 10 tuns off that tard, even we can't choke it away. And no betances tonight so you might as well pencil in the loss.

I'm going to put my vote in for Severino closing. He's the only reliever that has good numbers out of the bullpen that we can trust at this point (no offense to Clippard)

>Kluber vs Fulmer

should be neat

>dellin blowtances
>yfw jew York only misses the playoffs because they kept by far the worst part of their elite bullpen trio

go fuck yourselves

wtf i hate betances now

Really makes you think

Cubes lineup for the day

1: Matt Szczur
2: Javier Baez
3: Jorge Soler
4: Wilson Contreras
5: Chris Coghlan
6: Albert Almora Jr.
7: Tommy La Stella
8: Munenori Kawasaki
9: John Lackey

"Hey guys, let's throw our bench at'em tomorrow! They'll never see it comin'!" Absolutely fucking what

They've already clinched the division

First season watching baseball???
Fucking idiot this is what every team does after a clinch. God Damn you're stupid.

I just wish I could have seen John Lackey's face when he saw this lineup

>cubs quote un quote "fans"

I haven't seen the Cubs win a division since 2008. I don't know what the fuck teams do the day after clinching.

Sure

They usually say fuck it and wait until the playoffs begin

>8: Munenori Kawasaki

Now I have to watch it. You better treasure this man.

Post yfw Chicago cucks get reminded of what it feels like to exit in the NLCS after a hype season.

Chicago is too good to win the WS.
Baseball isn't nice. It will tease you and it will grow you to believe that you are unbeatable until baseball slits your fucking neck in a championship round and all you have as a memory are like 4 Cy Youngs and an MVP.

DODGERS have paid their dues, they're ready for a ring. Finally everything will work out.

>le multiple entries man

god damn this post reeks of desperation and misery. is this what happens when someone from /r9k/ gets into sports?

desu my sides would burst if the WC giants sweep the cubes in the CS this year

>Kawasaki

HNNNNGG

>jints
>postseason
go back to your suicide forums champ

> mfw every slutty grill looks 10x hotter now that i have a gf

going solo to europe next month lads, god help me

>$16 thousand thousands of USD

I am a dodgers fag and you are out of your mind if you think the dodgers are going farther than a first round exit with out way of hitting lefties this year

Probably racism he's not Venezuelan or Dominican you have to remind yourself that this is a White/SouthAmerican League.

...

>tfw going on a quasi date with this chick tomorrow and a little nervous

at least it's a concert so I don't have to talk all the time

Name (1) good lefty who will be entering the post-season.

........ Ummmm yeah, they're all right hander with the exception of Lelster.

Max? Right.
Stras? Right and ded.
Roark? Right.
Gio? Left. Not that good.

Syndergaard? Right.
DeShit? Right
Matz? Left and dead.

Lelster? Lmao

Nigga who???

The best lefthander of the bunch is bumshit and he ain't sniffing a division series this year and we have his number. I

...

you got this bro

It does not take an elite lefty to shut the dodgers town. Any random fuck can make us lose the division or a wild card game.

You can meme on bumgardner all you want but he has put his team on his back and carried them to WS wins unlike kershaw who is content to be a regular season baby

fucking kill yourself

Beating KC two years ago somehow makes. Bumgarner (who isn't good this year) good this year?

>but his ERA
His ERA rose almost 0.70 points in 6 weeks. Lol I'm done fám I really want him in the post season just so this meme dies.

...

>quasi date

o i am laffin

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well what do you call meeting a girl over the weekend through mutual friends and then ask her if she wants to go to a show over the weekend? It isn't a date, only a fucking aspie would think that. It's a quasi feel it out thing

shut your faggot mouth

>a quasi feel it out thing
that's what first dates are my dude

Goddess desu

Matt Moore's a lefty and he no hit* the dodgers

*based on Pissboi's conditions he deems fair

based fucking Muni will bring you guys an 'eries for sure

I miss him so much, if you don't want him give him back already. He is a national treasure.

>ever going on dates

if the bitch isn't hungering for your penis and only one casual invitation away from fucking your brains out, you've failed as a man

i guess you don't understand the joys of punching above your weight

Happy Mexican Independence Day, my retarded compadre.

May Adrian Gonzalez crush a dinger or two today.

I'm 29, I know what a real first date is

taking your mother to an ice cream parlor isnt a date

>Montgomery gives up a hit on the very first pitch of the game last night, Cubs lose
>Lackey gives up a hit on the very first pitch of the game today.
That's not a good sign.

CONTRERAS NOOOOO!

Willson's balls are fucking done.

He'll never have children.

>going after girls that consider themselves too good for you when they don't even necessarily have better bodies than non-snobby chicks and even if they do, it's an unquantifiable subjective observation that does not impact the strength of your orgasm and the cuddling probably won't be as good anyway

what did he mean by this

>catcher not wearing a cup
>any baseball player not wearing a cup
Why is this allowed?

It still hurts you dumb fuck. It's posts like these that confirm you've never in your life worn a baseball uniform at any level.

I have, actually. Never got hit in that area with or without a cup during a game or practice so I don't actually know how much it hurts. Anyways Rich, what was it like pitching that perfect game? Oh, wait, I forgot the Dodgers don't allow their pitchers to throw no hitters or perfect games.

When was the last time a woman your age told you she loved you? When was the last time a woman your age touched you?
These are both serious questions.

Probably looked like the fuck.gif

Most of their players will get some days off sprinkled in over the next week or so, but then probably play almost every day in the last week or so of games going into the post season to stay sharp

when was the last time you talked to a girl that didnt have a piss fetish?

youtube.com/watch?v=sY7RnBaJ5ak

He said he wants two more bush parties so Cubs confirmed for 2017 as well.

life hasn't jaded you enough to understand just having a nice calm relationship

How long will it take for my phillies to be contenders again?

Probably another 2 or three years.

1. 2 years ago it was a very loving and tender relationship I swear, it still really hurts
2. like a month ago

dates are just unnecessary courtship rituals for losers tbqh w/ you Joe, I bet you use condoms too lmao

>tfw DG is growing increasingly desperate and worried and digging his own piss filled grave with every post he makes

Feels good man

you're 29 and still taking girls to concerts? you two are going to see, what, john fogerty?

Doing drugs and going to Red Rocks on the weekend is pretty up there for activities, enjoy whatever shit place of the world you live in

Lets have all of /mlb/ answer this
>Last time a women around your age told you that she loved you and isn't related to you
>Last time a women around your age touched you and isn't related

>This morning
>Wednesday

>my dick
>in your ass

wait she said I love you this morning but hasn't touched you since wednesday?

hate to break it to you bro, but...

>When was the last time a woman your age told you she loved you?
four months ago, but i had just bumped into her after not being in touch for awhile so it was the whole 'why don't we hang out anymore' thing

>Last time a women around your age touched you and isn't related
2016
not being gay

We don't live together dumbass

>Last time a women around your age told you that she loved you and isn't related to you
~7 years
>Last time a women around your age touched you and isn't related
~9 years

>wake up
>3dpd talk
Gross

because she needs somewhere to bang Jamal dumbass

>not living together

hate to break it to you bro, but...

>probably about 10 years ago. A woman about 15 years older than me told me she loved me about a year ago though
>about a year ago is the last time I fooled around with a girl my age and it'll probably never happen again but then again I always think that

so about that baseball..

I thought this was Cred Forums not Cred Forums

If you really want to go down that route considering the area we are in (extremely white) combined with interracial cheating being statistically rare that situation is astronomically unlikely. If it was the reality I would just break up.

suck my cock dude

>I enjoy baseball

What are you, gay?

>actually analyzing the probability

bro...

>haha I'm retarded
>wow you spent 30 seconds calling out my bullshit I really got you

your mad

>I enjoy women more than baseball

>i enjoy

I'd bet virtually everyone on this site watches porn that has women involved more consistently than baseball

what are you talking about bro

I was just implying you seem to have some insecurities about your relationship if you would go so far as to break down the probability of your girlfriend cheating on you with a an african-american to a syrup sucking retard on a vietnamese noodle-pressing simple text forum

bro... you sure you don't wanna look into it? like she says she loves you but doesn't live with you, you know, that's a little like, contradictory.. just saying

>women

Not me

Who the fuck watches porn for hours on end?

You'd be wrong.

The fuck? Of course not
I watch baseball all fucking day.

Fap to some hentai for like an hour every couple days

>never
>drunken hook up with 4/10 last week

>mfw

New thread fucking when famalams

tomorrow

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