Chelsea v Liverpool pre-match thread

Friendly reminder this actually happened.

I expected one Chelsea goal from David Luiz hoofing it, while Liverpool will score from some awful Chelsea defending.

Steven Gerrard said: "This does not fucking slip now."

Then Steven Gerrard literally slipped.

1-3 (Diego Costa; Coutinho; Firmino x2)

Qtinho is top 5 right now

Someone post the pasta about Liverpool's run in

Never gets old

Yeah as a Chelsea fan I think this is probably accurate. Although I hate Liverpool I wouldn't mind a draw.

when is the game lads?

i'm starting to think about killing myself again

Literally the only teams that are worth watching are Everton and Man City

Everyone else plays boring as fuck football

>willian coutinho midfield
yeah right..

1-3 Liverpool

Hazard
Coutinho
Mane
Mane

>Lovren
>costa over studge

>shitty
>not boring

kek

-2, close win for them

le never gets sent off man is better than Sturridge 2bh

Based on the first three games Chelsea looked better but last week Liverpool were the better team. It'll be close, either a draw or a one goal win for either team. Nobody is getting btfo.

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Chelsea should have beaten Swansea more than 1-4 based on the first 60 minutes and the last 27 minutes tbf

where are the chelsea lads at?

ktbffh

It's still early.

here

>ktbffh
cringe

>sturridge over costa

Liverpool fan here. I don't think >we stand a chance against Conte.

Games last more than 60 + 27 minutes though, you can't take a small portion of the game and ignore everything else.

Didn't mean to quote.

kanté should be able to take that midfield all by himself

both teams set up not to have the ball, so that's fun

It was a joke.. sorta

that kinda sudden collapse is way too common

sturridge la to score the 90th minute winner

For which team?

>Sturridge over Costa

u ok m8?

youtube.com/watch?v=RaGSamg84gA

Spot the RAWK poster

it will be a

>leverpull wins episode

hope liverpool will smash them

>a player at that level should be playing for us, not Chelsea.

Liverpoo fans genuinely believe this

Has Klopp and Conte ever faced each other before?

there is a picture of them laughing together on the pitch so probably

I think that was from this preseason

You're City fan.

You're Manure fan.

...

WILL THEY EVER LEARN?!

think this match is gonna be proper cluster fuck.
Lots of goals, chance and drama
3 - 2 (chelsea)

...

oh my, too good to be true

>Manure
Ew, why the fuck would I even want to support them?

i usually like chelsea but my hate for david luiz is much greater.

hope they get fucking raped

I just hope Chelsea's chimpout(s) will cost them the victory.

I honestly just hope he doesnt get exposed in his first game back.

my sides are braced for his return

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

its a flag stereotype, south/south-east asians are supposed to like manure and muslims are supposed to like city

LFC is huge in Indonesia and Singapore though tb,h

I was just going by the flip manure bandwagoner

There're plenty of Muslims in SEA, though I wouldn't be surprised if there are fags who like both teams.

And IIRC there's another fag from Singapore who likes Chelsea and constantly posts in EPL threads.

>Philippines is all of SEA
Lel

1-0 Liverpool.

We're getting that clean sheet lads

>Mane + Coutinho + Firmino + Lallana vs Sideshow Bob

Um 21 Uhr.

2:0
Klopp can't hack it against Italian teams. Juve exposed him hard.

>le 'footy lad' look how contrived.sad!

Liverpool players are so ugly

think again pal

I have nothing to say

駅

Hazard to score a hat-trick. Screen cap it

can't believe they're dong it on a friday night

why is this by the way

please stop making American's look so fucking stupid.

I should say the same

come on Jurgen's red army

>benched behind Firmino
>'top 5'

>Coutinho
>Benched

lol no

Fuck I want Chelsea to win, and they're the clear favorites to me but they have disappointed me in the past so I will just keep my mouth shut on the meantime

Who here /neutral/ just hoping for a good match of footy tonight?

right here, liking the EPL friday stuff, makes my friday nights seem a little less pathetic

why is there no friday night prem lads?

ive never watched a soccer match before , is this a good one to start with?

Yes, a very accessible game, both teams have showed a lot of potential (specially Chelsea) and they have been playing a very non defensive type of game. The game will be pretty open, I don't think any of the teams will have a very defensive formation which is the reason for why some soccer games are boring as fuck.

Finally I don't have to be sad I have no plans on Friday night.

>Firmino injured

maybe, if Chelsea are the dominant team then it'll be boring, but Liverpool are very exciting to watch on their day.

Reply if you don't rate Henderson

NOOO SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T YOU DARE JINX IT

I'LL KILL YOU REEEEEEEE

reply

>David Luliz
gonna be a fun one

Liverpool's midfield going to get dominated

Literally no defensive midfielder

>tfw burger in London
>tfw hotel doesn't have Sky Sports 1

Easier to watch this match back home. Really makes you contemplate.

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>#LFC XI vs. Chelsea: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Matip, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Coutinho, Mane, Sturridge

#Chelsea XI v Liverpool - Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Luiz, Azpilicueta, Kante, Willian, Oscar, Matic, Hazard, Costa

>Things looking positive
>Player gets injured

Half flip here

Most flip dont watch football so flip is a bad example since its the only non football country in SEA. There are more flips who knows Curry/Lerebon than Messi/ronaldo.

Who got injured?

Firmino la

Will Sturridge do that faggy dance or will he dab?

>Luiz
Liverpool already BTFO.

lads who's going to slip on livershit today?????

> Conte and Henry were teammates

Wew

>poodro and lelsc btfo again in the bench
top keks

That feel when still 50 minutes to wait for my life to get a meaning.

>turkroach
>not an enemy of the nazis

Depends, does he want to increase is market value?

>tfw got Canadians filtered but don't want to miss out on Sosa's posts

>milner at lb

A Canadian just called your mum a cunt.

milner vs willian or hazard

hehe

Conte will make Chelsea great again

Jeff and Rachel Riley on the couch

benderson

>milner vs willian

No.

Turkey was an ally of Hitler.

How can a professional footballing left back lose his place in a team to a midfielder, and if he is that shit then why wouldn't you buy a left back in the window?

it's liverpool la, conventional logic does not apply.

>never winning the PL

I'd go to jail for Rachel Riley.

>5 league games
>26 minutes total
>benched again
poop was so right wanting him out of the club after one season at barcelona

Punditry really isn't for Henry is it

>le put in a shift man vs le workrate man

good full backs are a commodity these days

look at chelsea buying le drink and drive manslaughter sunderland reject man

go to a pub

whats Tay Tay bpl team?

shes millwall m8

>No Firmino
Hold me tight Cred Forums

JUST

>red
>1989
Could be either Liverpool or Arsenal.

>azar brace incoming
>sturridge goal on a defensive giveaway incoming
It's all true.

>Being worried about no Firmino
M8 it's okay, 'Pool have depth now. Imagine if Torres was injured in 09' or Suarez in 14' for comparison

dont worry its just a minor groinal injury la

wont be gone for too long

liverpool la

I want them Rachel Riley feet nom nom nom

i thought coutinho was good? what happened?

I predict one red card, one injury and a 2-2 draw

why would turks and nazis be enemies?

>remaking westworld
For what purpose? Westworld without Yul Brynner is a complete waste of time.

he is good. hes like the sergio busquets of attacking midfielders

Cred Forums memes

Freddie's looking rather svelte

>overpaid
>constantly gossiped about
>poor choice in men
>made of plastic
Manchester united

it's okay, Studge will set up Mane again

Liverpool fan here, once we comfortably beat Chelsea tonight the media will have a massive circle jerk about BASED KLOPP and how THIS REALLY IS GOING TO BE THERE YEAR, WE MEAN IT THIS TIME

and then we'll go and get beat by Hull and get ridiculed

>jack whitehall and james corbyn

>Aussie education

Karl is a Corbynite. Delete this.

>purpose?
lack of creativity and profit margins

>based Bobby Firmino injured
>Rachel Riley

silver linings lads

she has a album called Red m8, its a tribute for manchester lad

Rachel why do you remind me of my crippling no gf

;_____________;

What's Holly Willoby doing on Sky

There's something a bit noncey about Jurgen Klopp

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

incredibly good post

Why is Rachel Riley hosting the footy?

but manchester is blue

and livershits nickname is the reds

You need to swot up on your TV totty mate; that's Rachel Riley.

costas going to get at least two today

Two yellow cards?

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

willobooby's mammaries grow with TV exposure

>no qt asian waifu
>no qt firmino

lads were gonna lose arent we

>costa doing anything ever

>de gay

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

really makes you think

Na, I don't have a good feeling about this one

t. Tommy Robinson

imagine being a ABL lads kkkk

this obsession cant be healthy la

Don't really rate either team but Chelsea probably gonna win this. Is Klopp even gonna get a european spot this year?

probably. atleast the customers lost to fucking feyenoord last night

>most goals in the league
>has done nothing

lmao

imagine being a Liverpool fan

F U C K I N G
U
C
K
I
N
G

T O P
O
P

M Y S E L F
Y
S
E
L
F

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

ABCs are worse, AB anything is pretty sad though

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN BELGIUM TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"

The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.

Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.

You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.

thats the old and busted one senpai, get with the times

any of you lads got the liverpool lineup

Ally McCoist is such a fat cunt

yeah >we're fucked

Bobby is a big part of the team, and now we have le shoot on sight and occasionally bloot man

I mean I love qtinho but would take Firmino over him every day

anyone got liverpool line up?

>some ABL actually spent the time to write these 2/10 pastas

only feel pity for them desu

Alright boys? Just wondered if you have the lineup that Liverpool will be putting out for todays game against Chelsea.

What have I done

Always a huge spike in obsessed autistic virgins shitposting about Liverpool whenever United lose.

Why have two of the major stadium disasters involved Liverpool? Serious question, just bad luck?

How do scousers feel about this guy?

>old and busted
Like Hope Solo

Any belgium anons watching this new kickoff talkshow, so far they've been bitching about hockey, PSV and now meming that Zulte Waregem - Kortrijk is a top match, if they're not gonna talk about Chelsea Liverpool at all I'm gonna mildly infuriated

>laura trott on QOS

;3

one was bad luck

the other was ultras

oi waz gud lad dun reckon dey be fieldin a strong lineup from the geezer t'night i reckon

Liverpool starting eleven anyone?

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

>that Mourinho advert

Sam Quek's fitter

just a coincidence la

nothing to do with liverpool fans being scum la

here niggas:

Chelsea:
Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, David Luiz, Azpi, Kante, Willian, Oscar, Matic, Hazard, Costa
Liverpool:
Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Lallana, Coutinho, Mane, Sturridge

glad he's in the championship and can no longer do us harm

I can see Benteke taking his place though and scoring against us, which will be even worse

Gay
Bum Poop Plops
Gay Gay
Bums Gay Gay Faggot
Gay

what's the liverpool lineup today?

first time I've watched Chelsea under Conte

what am I in for?

It's because you get mad like this
Literally the easiest fan base on sp to get a rise out of

One was ultras, the other was karma.

astute obsevration

JUST

CAHILL AND DAVID LUIZ NA FUCKING KILL ME AIDS AIDS AIDS I KNOW TERRY IS INJURED BUT STILL

>NO CESC

YES IM SEETHING

I

Good enough to beat Italy la

you lads seen an NFL team are trying to use the iceland clap thing?

top lel

>diego costa injured at warm up

bbc.com/sport/football/27092978

>JUST
JUST

get ready for lots of interceptions and tackles by kante

>milner at LB
Should be entertaining at least

>no rlc on the bench

slightly upset

>friday night footy
what a stupid fucking idea this is. Friday is for going out drinking with mates and picking up girls. Getting mad just thinking of all the fanny I'm missing out on because of this hahaha

can anyone explain why klopp is rotating coutinho and firminho, do they not get along or something

YOU'RE AN ASS TOOT

Anyone else watching this skysports crap with tubes, as if Soccer AM wasn't bad enough on it's own

HAHA BASED LIVERPOOL GONNA WIN

don't even have to click it to know what it is

Lmao

there is no way newcastle doesn't get back in the prem though

just the same old depressing Chelsea

fml, michy to start?

Would you?

>kalas
>mikel
>schwarzer
>salah

>mates
>girls
Haha

Is Kante better than Busquets?

Ew

based swebanter

14 missed chances at the very least

normals btfo thank you based sky

unironically yes

15 minutes to go, post dabs

I'm watching the match by myself cause i've got a broken leg. That's why I'm on Cred Forums. The rest of you fucking social outcasts must have a shit existence being on this website on a Friday night when the match is on.

I knew exactly what it was and still audibly laughed

you actually in Kenya?

Shit

here's your hard earned (You) m8

back to unilad, normie

the fuck no firmino? Klopp you useless cunt

Is this even a real question???

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>Friday is for going out drinking with mates and picking up girls.

this girl wants to have sex with me lads should i go for it

she has a child tho

dab has been posted

probably got sent to the hairdresser

injured la

injured

fuck no

>"how dare he tweet before a game"
>it wasn't actually his fucking management/staff

No

>Brazil

Oh, you might as well.

someone contact manure

nah
She looks like she lost her virginity at 12
Also looks like she'd be the type to cheat on you and blame you for it.

>girl

>girl

yes i am

how many goals will the white pogba score today?

*Dabs*

>having to justify yourself to a bunch of unknown people on a taiwanese pupetshow forum

You got issues lad.

imagine being a Liverpool fan

Just IMAGINE

shitty cuckold team, cuckold city, cuckold people

Beta beta cucks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking HELL lads it's so funny how fuckig BETA Liverpool is Hahahah

Fuck me I dying here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cuck team haha

*flies away*

Hmmm

Rate this dab

>girl

sugoi desu

They're pretty good this season, mind. Uneven as fuck though.

Who /yfmoc/ here?
Cup of tea and choccy biccies.
In bed.
Watching the footy wiv me m8s on Cred Forums.

>doesn't even have mates to come over

lel
yes even if it has a dick

Liverpoo

>girl

at least i'm not a fucking gayboy

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i-is this some kind of new pasta?

pics plz

What were they saying in the studio about David Luiz? Like Henry was saying something about arguments n shieet

This thread is going to be unreadable isn't it

About his pre-match tweet.

Liverpool had a good result last week, so this game has chelsea 3-0 liverpool all over it.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaahaha

Nah they get along fine, its just they can be rotated and both of them need game time.
Liverpool have a pretty good forward unit at the moment, you can swap and change parts of it and it still works. A long way away from the times Studge would just get injured and with it any threat at all of Liverpool scoring.

Free stream pls

no no lad thierry henry was just proverbially tongueing carraghers brown hole as per usual.

you now remember

STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD
HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE
HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA
STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD

Oh my god imagine being so cuck you're actually a Liverpool fan

What a miserable existence lmao

Luiz tweeted 30 mins before ko

Carragher said he'd bench him if he were manager
Henry said as a teammate he'd argue with him

Why so many fucking betting ads Britbongs?

thought it was one of those midgets/dwarfs from the thumbnail

thats probably a 8/10 by huehue standards so you may as well

Friendly reminder that Liverpool play better without Coutinho.

Le occasional bloot man is really wasteful.

What we drinking lads?

>€50M for the mexican assou-ekotto

They get along well and link up fine. But trying to fit Sturridge, Firmino, Coutinho and Mane in the same lineup against top teams is difficult. When Mane leaves for the ACoN they'll both start.

Yeah. tfw no Buffy gf to watch the match with.

why is kloppo so pleasent off the pitch field

Yep. Good thing I have to draw some molecules so I don't have to look at the thread.

I bet you a tenner that they don't even affect me

British teams playing a British sport for British fans I imagine.

our lowest common denominator market is particularly into gambling.

nice box you fucking bent cunt

top lad

Good thing I have neither mates nor girls to pick up

ay we drinkin semen no homo

Will we ever relive a >moyes and >mouyes era?

comfy, slow paced thread here

Coutinho isn't fit enough for him, he lasts 60-70 minutes tops.

You now remember
CHELESA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
or
DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO DIEGO

Fuck LiverSHIT.

Who Cred Forums and Liverpool here?

Cheers lad, it's for my turntable

About to open a Duvel.

Lots of people only watch the football to bet. The poorer you are the better an idea you think it is to throw a cheeky tenner on something stupid.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little match thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Cred Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The epic "livershit LMAO"? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Cred Forums posting about a legend of a football club. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic MANure NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LMAO KEKOLD TEAM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Pretty much yeah, any other questions?

>Liverpoo
>weebshit
Truly the pinnacle of shit taste right here

here

why no Origi in that summation :'(

technics?

Liverpool is all about the big games. Comfortable 2-0 win for the Reds.

I rate it a 9 out of 6

Same here lad

...

Kill yourself, nigga.

Clam down m8.

HYPE

Haha loserpool am i rite

Are you me? Although I have a 440ml can

We're fucked senpai

not really feeling this light "show" t b h

I am a Liverpool fan and I'm fucking an ABL right in the ass right now.

>the state of ABLs

With players like Henderson and Mignolet you simply can't lose.

Nice, had a tripel duvel in Netherlands, bretty good

Did the power fail?

Carragher is such an odd, bitter person. Mind boggles as to why sky hire so many ex-liverpool 'pundits' to spout shite

its very american i love it

>Big plans for the weekend?

Fuck colleagues asking this on a Friday

It's Courtois vs Mignolet

mfw Courtois gonna fuck up, you heard me

Lend me a gun Gonzalez and I will.

THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

Yeah bought one of them the other day actually, might even open that.

Your midfield is confusing the hell out of me. Is Henderson supposed to be a defensive midfielder?

QUICK POST YOUR FAVOURITE CHELSEA CHANT

Come on you Red men!

what's your favourite chant ever lads?
mine is
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

Howlers, howlers everywhere.

mine is DIEGODIEGODIEGO

Acestream?

?

DIEGO COSTA
DIEGO COSTA
ad nauseam

Liverpool won more points with just Sturridge on average in 14...

Go on lad, got me facked after just a few though with that 9.5%

not sure about this friday night football meme

waking up at 5am is a bit fucked

because liverpool only employes handsome, charasmatic, intelligent, well-spoken footballers so it translates well to the punditry

This is NBA-tier

pro-ject genie

>stella in a fosters glass

>JORDAN HENDERSON IS UNIRONICALLY THEIR CAPTAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=Mp0ZISBYidI

shudda played this when the lads came out to go with the light show, oldschool chicago bulls style

...

*clap clap clap clap*
CHELSEA
*clap clap clap clap*
CHELSEA

Mine is:

Dududu dududu dududu dudududu du du du du CHELSEA

Dududu dududu dududu dudududu du du du du CHELSEA

What the doop did you just dooping say about me, you little crud? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the New York Ultras, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret pranks on the red bulls, and I have over 300 confirmed chants. I am trained in political correctness and I’m the nicest ultra in the entire New York Ultras. You are nothing to me but just another rival. I will wipe you the doop out with European chants the likes of which has never been seen before on this side of the Atlantic, mark my dooping words. You think you can get away with saying that crud to me over the Internet? Think again, dooper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ultras across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for your reddit inbox to explode, maggot. The explosion that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re dooping dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shout at you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just using English. Not only am I extensively trained in wearing coloured bandanas, but I have access to the entire arsenal of /r/newyorkcityfc and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little crud. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dooping tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarn idiot. I will crud fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dooping dead, kiddo.

how long till Klopp loses his glasses

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

m8, you should bookmark >reddits soccer stream page thing

Every fucking time

COOOOOOOOOME EAD
LET'S AVE THE PLASTIC SHITE LA'S

To others:

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

I rate Oscar

you just know this game is going to be boring as fuck

>stella artois commercials on TV
>stella artois posts in thread
hmm

Needs more height lines, 9/10

Reporting in lads

Or just go to livefootballol like a sane person

Costa looks a bit more attractive these days looks about 190kg overweight though

Wtf was up with that Pedro graphic?!

nice >reddit link there m8

Good lad.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>tfw someone saves your mspaint edit

Irate Oscar

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerm as I say eeeeeeerm

wtf sky sports

LOL nice one Tom Bekas ;)

>not timothy taylors landord

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Gegenpressing

Of all seven soccer matches that Liverpool has played without Firminho (or whatever is name is) Liverpool has only won once.

My sides

Been tanning your neck mate?

>Chelsea v Liverpool
>ever boring

wew lad

what the shit when did wijnaldum join liverpool?
what kind of meme is this

>city of me

Cheers for that

hehe

How do you know my wife's son's name?

My fellow Americans, who >Yuengling here?

>friday night premier league games

i dont know if i'm liking this meme, guys...

sweet shoop

Chelsea with 8 defenders

XD

COURTOIS HAHAHAHHAA

Who?

Whoa

>cucktois

>courtois

HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA

O Kek

Are CHelsea fans really booing Sturridge?

wew lad

Weren't they killed by vader?

based coster :D

>two centre midfielders in the starting XI
>one at left back
>the other is Jordan fucking Henderson
Why has Klopp been getting away with this

>stale memes
suits a stale club like liverpool desu

What sort of Liverpool defensive line is this

>David Luiz at Chelsea

fiminho sidelined
>muh fantasy team

>still singing about Gerrard

>friends either at work or out of town

I like it

>tfw someone saves the mspaint you requested

>flappois

STEVE
GERRARD GERRARD

HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE

STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

What to bet?

>this meme

>>> www.9gag.com

whoever scores first will not win

>stir-shit

Its pronounced Yingling

>Chelsea parking the bus again

>tfw Adam ibn Al-Lana is the best player on the pitch

Who is managing Liverpool?

chelsea fans already on suicide watch

qt spotted

>british minger in the stands
DISGUSTING

Was that MJ Thriller in front of Terry?

A German meme

HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA

Upvoted

yer mom

>Terry reading someone else's texts
Probably trying to find out his wife's number amirite

FAT SAM

caption this

Me. Boom!

we're all mingers m8 pls no bully

Ye ma's a german meme

BIG SAM IN THE HOUSE LADS

Don't taint them with murders

lellana will score and you cucks cant do shit about it

>tfw jim terry wont come back from this injury

Kult-Kloppo

Liverpool 3-1

>belgium spaghetti

he's a big guy

just a little bit mate

George Clogg

my money is on "they were parkin the bus la" being used as a reason if liverpool lose today

My mom is Norn Irish which is even worse.

Chelsea getting out quickly to Hazard to push Clyne further back, clever stuff Gonde, clever stuff

me

It always impresses me how effortlessly pro players chest down a long pass

When you've been waiting for a gravy refill for half an hour

>asspie-le-beta

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

What does this translate to in english?

Klopp and his kloppelganger

Klopp

Fun fact: where Klopp is from (Schwartzenburg), Klopp is pronounced 'kloop' but the British media get it wrong every time

What the fuck is wrong with him

It's a referee refuses to do his job because it's early into the match episode

>step on a guy three times
>nothing

Lellana has angry man let syndrome lmao

...

haha ivanovic good bantre

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

Dirty cunts

germans pronounce it wrong

Atkinson is a joke of a referee

Blind old cunt

How do scousers feel about him?

As In
>slippery wet dog kloop
???

david luiz to score a goal
screen cap this

>Ivanovic stomping on people,
>no card

Wow surprise shitty refs

does steven caulker still play for liverppol?

danke

>Friday night

reminder that liverpool literally killed 96 of their fans

Good banter from ivanovic

Is it ever considered that maybe Ivanovic did it by accident?

oh wait he's a Serb

Ignore those bin dippers and focus on me.

Einmal lag der BVB in Rückstand, Trainer Kloppo schrie herum und zog wilde Grimassen. Die Mannschaft reagierte umgehend und gewann doch noch mit 6:1. Kloppo hinterher gewohnt schlagfertig: "Einfach nur geil!"

Eines schönen Trainingstages war Sven Bender etwas faul und lief nicht die geforderten 100 Kilometer pro Trainingsspiel. Kloppo nahm den Jungen zur Seite, schrie: "Hast du 'nen Lattenschuß? Das hier is 'ne Vollgasveranstaltung!" Im nächsten Spiel lief Bender dann 200 Kilometer. Kult-Motivator Kloppo!

Kult-Fußballehrer Kloppo wurde vor einem BVB-Heimspiel mal gefragt, wie er die Atmosphäre im Stadion fände. Kloppo nahm mal wieder kein Blatt vor den Mund: "Einfach geil!" Einfach Kloppo, sagen wir!

Vor einem Spiel gegen Real Madrid wurde Kloppo nach den Qualitäten des Gegners gefragt. Da mußte der Sprüchepapst nicht lange nachdenken: "Real is'n Brett!" Bewundernde Zuhörer allenthalben.

Vor dem Duell mit dem FC Bayern, einem Team mit "brutaler Qualität" (Kloppo), forderte Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp von seiner Mannschaft "brutale Bereitschaft" ein. Das Spiel ging dann 1:1 aus. Kloppo nach der Partie: "Daß Lewa noch den Ausgleich macht, war brutal wichtig!" Top-Analyse à la Kloppo.

Einmal verletzte sich Kevin Großkreutz schwer im Adduktorenbereich. Kloppo mitfühlend: "Das ist brutal für den Kevin." Als Großkreutz wieder gesund war, lief er wieder die gewohnten 150 Kilometer pro Spiel und schoß sogar ein Tor. "Das ist richtig geil", erklärte Wort-Genie Kloppo auf der anschließenden Pressekonferenz den darob begeisterten Journalisten.

Chelsea's pretty bad at getting ze ball away

nice cross from Enrique

Ivanovic has never been the same since his secret girlfriend Eva left

>kante

You now remember Loris Karius

>kante

any good acestreams?

Where are the australian chelsea fans

...

haha what the fuck are they even doing 1444

hahahahahahahha
>87m

>The state of Moreno's hair

Asleep

Does Lallana have the best tekkers of any Engliush player?

>these terrible through balls from chelsea
what the hell?

both of these teams are midtable dogshit

>moreno's hair
top kek

96 get

FUCKING HELL

the meme play Moreno with his shit haircut and tattoos has now dyed his hair blonde.

cute

In Syria

>no Firmino

Flopp

Probably, although that's not really saying much tbqh

Find the

>this obvious biasness for Liverpool
commentators need to realize Liverpool haven't been relevant since "that" accident

Looks like my little brother when he tried to copy Eminem's hair kek

Some here

reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/5337gc/match_thread_1900_gmt_chelsea_vs_liverpool/

why aren't Stevie 'lad' Gerrard and Suarez not playing?

sometimes i hate what this web board has turned into. can't beleive we've gone from a nice creative place to a fucking frog shitting as a mascot.

Never post this again

wilshire imo

why are niggers so bad at passing?

Liverpool will get cl football this season

Here's your (You)

>Henderson still thinks he's Gerrard

:^)

They're only used to running away from people.

>hendershit

HENDO YOU SHIT BASTARD

HJAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOl

thanks

low iq

at least were not praising it, or are we?
Anyways praise kek

This match is very sloppy and shite

That's more like it desu.

I thought that was a nose-ring

Moreno's IQ is under 80.

>Mignolel

can't do stupid celebrations after a good pass

hey you

Lmao the state of liverpools Keeper

New thread?

haha, lost against burnley

>Klopp

>Mingolel

*Kloppy

hello~

>Argentine players
>low iq

Someone just put Mignolet down he's clearly got some sort of disorder

>mignolel

>Menokek

>Mignoleteverythingintotheranks

this is one of those games where both teams are shit, there's no rivalry and there's just nothing exciting about this fixture

pls no bully mignolel
t. belgium

:3 how was the week?

NEW THREAD

>out of character for Liverpool to not be in Europe
I see this commentator doesn't follow much football

How do I become successful in life?

>doubting based Henderson

youtube.com/watch?v=cLTUC-sGrvY

chelsea fans seem to think we are rivals for some reason.

roman having second toughts about the club he chosed

>its a Henderson plays everything with his instep episode

Put your laces through the ball you faggot

>Abromavic's son is a trap

(You)

lel

LOL. You

The amount of people that just went >mignolel proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.

>you

LOVREN

HAHAHAHQAHAHA CHELSKI

lmao

what the fuck

Fuck yes

>communist manmarking

ABLS BTFO

Based Hendo

vimeo.com/121522941

>this aussie bandwagoner getting btfo

p-post pics

>that defense
LEL

>lovren

top lel

LMAO!

kekekekekkekkkeekkekeekk

actually tricked me

>CHELSEA

HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS

Yaya Toure?

OUR YEAR LA

> CHELSHIT
> CHELSHIT

Chelsea really fucked it up this season with that shitty defense, holy shit.

>chelsea finally face a team that isn't complete shit
>lose

oh hey what are the odds

Just be yourself portubro

>chelshit

Lonely without Brasil.

lmao that defending

lol klopp celebrates like an autist

...

>oh hey what are the odds

dont know sorry

>Cunte
>Cunte
>Cunte
>Cunte
>Cunte

follow your heart

midniiiight in chelsea
lalalala

the absolute state of chelsea's defence

is Lovren, dare i say, a decent defender atm?

Fuck

Off

Kirino

Is David Luiz the biggest meme this world has ever seen

...

Does Stamford Bridge have the worst atmosphere in the PL?

>2 players unmarked and onside
at least the gonde meme stops now
also i still have hazard captain in fpl from last week, fuck

>3 center backs

;_; aren't you cute indeed

Not even fucking close. The Emirates isn't called the "library" for no reason. Truly awful atmosphere.

this defensive work is unacceptable in professional football.

THE STATE OF THIS FAGGOT

Reporting in.

Hoping for the best and preparing for the worst, as usual.

>Gary Neville was paid money to manage one of the best teams in Europe

Emirates is absolutely dog shit for atmosphere, takes cues from an NFL stadium,seats too wide and far apart(and padded), rakes too shallow.
The whole place just sucks motivation out of you.

There is 0 creativity on this chelski team, disgusting to watch

DESU LA FAAACKIN HENDERSON M8

how in the world has Costa done that.

THANK YOU BASED JORDAN

why does henderson wordfilter to costa

>costa

DELETE THIS

Absolutely yes, I have never been more sure of something

Oh my god this is amazing. 10/10