/afl/ Finals

G'day

you don't call your dad, old man?

Hawks are shook!

Nomming "The Lawyers of /afl/" for the finals week team

Cuckthorn are fucking SHOOK

My* old man

lads

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE UMPIRES FAVOURING THE DOGS??? UMPBALL FUCKING FAGGOTS

Cuckthorn getting some JUSTice.

Footscray!
>clap, clap, clap
Footscray!
>clap, clap, clap

BASED UMPS

>being such a shut-in sheltered nerd he associates australian colloquialism with burgerclap reality show

based umps

We will come back, we always do when the finals are on the line boys ;) #4inarow

i second this

Hawkroaches on stuck under the fridge watch

>cuckthorn cucks ded

E X P O O S E D
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ITS HAPPENING BOYS

NRL OVERTIME
NRL OVERTIME
NRL OVERTIME
NRL OVERTIME
NRL OVERTIME

>le ebin pawn stars meme

It's over /afl/ it's finally over

end of an era lad?

HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO HAWKS BTFO

This'll be a blowout

kek

KEK

K E K

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kek

kek

kek

>it's a hawthorn getting BTFO by a superior team but will probably still end up winning episode

Lads without nostalgia goggles is 2016 /afl/ better than 2015 /afl/? New fag who started this season. I know the quality of this season is certainly better than last year

I called him father, as he deigned it appropriate to instill me with manners and an appropriate vocabulary.

>The City of (You)

Kek's name is powerful. Praise Him!

On behalf of the supporters of every other Victorian club, please dont choke this doggies.
We all need this.

>Broncos-Cowboys decided in golden point

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>hawks getting umpballed
how's it feel fuckers?

>FRAWLEY
LEL

THEY
ARE
SHOOK

been here since 2011 lad

good season, 14-15 was average

GOATEMPELLI

I don't get it, and that was my post. What happened to Mitchell?

>Cuckthorn BTFO

kek

Kek

KEK

BTFO
BACK UNDER THE FRIDGE

HAHAHSAHSHSHSHSHSHSHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHAAHAAHAHHA

REALITY CHEQUE ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Hawks play bruise-free footy. Bruise-free footy doesn't work in finals.

literally didn't even post in here last season, 2014 much much better, before it just became faggots circle jerkin insults and memespouting like it is now

rip motherfucker

BASED FUCKING DOGS

ROACHES ON SUICIDE WATCH

STRAIGHT SETS

Hartung is fucking DOGSHIT

"""""four"""""thorn

I Heard Jake stringer was a cunt tbqh

DAD OGS

wow cyril nowhere to be seen when the hawks are losing

who would have thought?

Citation?

THANKYOU DOGS FOR SPARING US OF FUCKING #FOURTHORNE FOR THE NEXT 2 DECADES.
THE HERO THE AFL NEEDS

Wow well done dogs, you beat us. Too bad we've already won 3 premierships in a row and this loss isn't going to change that, just remember that, 10 years from now we'll still have those 3 premierships. Enjoy GWS dominating the competition for the next 10 years, faggots.

kek

KEK

K E K

>c-contested ball doesn't matter anymore!
AFL "experts" on suicide watch

I can't believe he missed everything that last kick, like surely not cunt at least get a point

HAHAHA you angry faggot. Get FUCKED.

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>this level of salt

>+47
>PLUS FORTY SEVEN
Dogs should literally be 10 goals up

Yeah because you cunts didn't benefit from the compromised drafts of GC and GWS. You'll have 3 asterisks next yours I know that much.

Hopefully Mortein protects for 20 more minutes. Hawkroaches out in straight sets would be great and it sets up a likeable team on that side of the finals.

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I grew up in Bendigo too and he used to play footy with my brother. He was really arrogant apparently

G R A S P I N G A T S T R A W S
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Literally WAutist level seething

one week from now isaac smith will still have missed that dolly to win the game after smiling before he kicked it and celebrating after it left his boot
and one week after that
and one week after that
and

It's hard to be worse than 2015.
When the Essendope saga was in full swing it was a blast

>we
>us
Lol you're going die soon Jarryd

Almost all of Hawthorn's goals have been from turnovers

3550 reppin wtf, girton?

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>yfw hawks are dead in the water

PUKE POODGE ON POOICIDE WATCH

BTFO

You fucks were always just lucky your list was already good before everybody got raped in the draft by gc/gws introduction. 10 years from now we'll remember you won three in a row, but we'll also think it was one of the easiest times to do it in history.

Bulldogs seem so much more clean than Geelong were last week. If they lose this I will be poorious.

GET
FUCKED
FAGGOT

Well... at least he's a good bloke.

Lol roaches

Extremely good post

I like that in 40 years as a commentator, the highlights are basically nothing. What a wasted life.

carlton supporter, if it was so easy why did no other team do it? argument makes no sense to me

>this image
>this filename

Holy shit

yeah 3550 as well and nah I went to Catholic College

Geelong fucked 'em up hard. Bulldogs had a training run last week.

beautiful post.

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Off to bed lads, gotta be on site early tomorrow

>Cuckthorn

Kys Dennis hater

>mfw cuckthorn are old and slow

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hawkroachess tilted af

JARRYD ROUGHEAD ON PETER CRIMMINS WATCH

MENTALLY SOFT.

SHOOK
H
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lads....

>Hits the Postthorn

bob murphy died for this

Since when do tradies work on weekends

Reminder that Roughead has a rough head

>Getting paid OBSCENE money the longer you stay to talk silky shit and bantz about footy 2-3 days a week.
Literally living the dream you pleb.

Hawthorn just don't have the mental capacity to beat a team like the Bulldogs in a big match situation

Cuckthorn completely and utterly BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

Good post

Another one!

guess sydney getting a free premiership

>Thanks Dennis
Don't fucking remind me that he's going AAMI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE stuck with fucking Bruce, Basil and Hamish.

>We are living in a post-hawthorn era

Literally euphoric in this moment lads

HAWKROACHES
TOLD

This is embarrassing.

r8 my meme

List strength for clubs happens in cycles. Hawks were lucky to be on top of the wheel when gws/gc was introduced and stopped the wheel for like 5 years dingus.
(Saints supporter)

Will >le helmet manlet win a norm smith?

At least we still have based BT

REMINDER: Rev up those screencaps to get all angles of Hawkroach despondency and tears after the final siren.

>Hawthorn will lose by over 10 goals to an undercooked side

Yeah nah it's not funny when you do it. Fuck off

Thank goodness, Hawks were getting boring. I guess I want GWS win but that's clearly not happening so Cats are second choice.

8/10

fuck off oxygen thief

First to 100 points meme incoming

Did a sneaky poo and rolled the turd under the fridge

Have fun Hawkroaches :^)

>disrespecting based Anne Erin
kys

7/10. Moderate lol.

make sure these dubs get in the final image

Sydney could have done it with a bit of luck desu.

west coast was in the gf last year

didn't know that

Please don't appropriate my meme

Roaches getting their Zumbo's JUST Desserts.

6/10
>buddy in the pic

>make post
>automatic 3+ guaranteed replies regardless of content
lmaoing at your community

>Fourthorn getting cucked by the Western BULLdogs

Really makes you think

trip on you useless piece of shit.

so this is how they died

with a whimper

Trip on cunt, everyone hates that greens voting cuckold

hawks would have 4peat if they still had buddy

roughead is huge out

Where were you when the Hawthorn dynasty crumbled?

>The Hawks meme is finally over

Thank fuck. Footy is good again, lads.

Underrated post

>So bad you kick it into the head of someone not even trying to defend it
Top kek.

I literally don't give a fuck, we won 3 in a row and 4 in 7 years. The Bulldogs have won 1 (one) in their entire pathetic existence.
They're a fucking meme club from a shithole suburb and they will fold faster than norf

>revels in being derided completely by autists on an anonymous image board
At least other people have the balls to kill themselves you fucking amoeba

Posting hawkroach memes on spee

>Hawks goal
I'm getting kinda worried.

That's indicative of you and your trip faggotry cunt. Even then, other trips and namefags are not even close to being despised as you.

They're a fucking meme club from a shithole suburb that stopped you from #fourthorn lmao

and you lost to them by 50 points.

>2 consecutive bullshit frees to Hawks

I-is umpball going to happen?

>I literally don't give a fuck
Let me tell you where you fucked up you salty cunt. HAHAH

>Umpball
ACTIVATE IT.

I don't think anyone hated BrisBANE this much when they were dominating. Why do you reckon Hawthorn have generated this much ire?

Gotta collect those (You)s, mate

The bald cunt is the worst umpire

>SEETHING

i've always hated brisbane, i think its the maroon

too ugly

Because Victoria doesn't give a shit about Brisbane and let them have their moment.

How the fuck was that a free kick when that went out? Are they that desperate for Hawthorn to win?

and watch them fucking choke against the Giants

>put $50 on Hawks at $2
>they lose

You're welcome Bulldogs I literally bought you this game.

Where were you when the Hawks era ended?

>le helmet manlet injured
fugg

>The last time the draft was compromised this hard that it allowed a team to 4-peat was the end of WW1 circa 1918.

You Hawkroaches had it easier than a world war and you couldn't even 4-peat. PATHETIC.

hawks are whiny umpbabbies and their best players are turds like mitchell and hodge

brisbane were immense to watch and commanded respect. rather than whining to the umpires when their dynasty ended they went out clocking cunts

brisbane ruined my childhood

t. collingwood supporter

make it back on sydney or geelong in the gf

Posting hawkroach memes on spee

Probably because they were from 2 clubs that were in shambles and probably deserved a little glory and 2 of their wins were against Collingwood
Hawthorn had plenty in the 80's

guys d'ya reckon smith would like to have kicked that goal last week if he had his time again?

Eating pizza and bullying irrelevant tripfags

Because Brisbane's big players (Brown, Black, Voss, Aker) were semi likeable blokes while the Hawks big names (Hodge, Lewis and Mitchell) are massive cunts

>either gws or western bulldogs in the gf
enjoy your 70,000 attendance dumb cunts. Hawks HAD to win this game not only for their own sake but also for the future of the AFL. Geelong-Hawks would have literally sold out the stadium but because it's hawks its FUCKHAWKS HAHAHAHA. If you aren't going for the Hawks you are literally against Aussie Rules Football.

I've been on this site for 7 years now (5 with this specific trip), please show me some respect while I'm gracing your thread with my presence.

Made it back on Cowboys.

>Only 30 points
PANIC.

This. Rather than being sniping, whiny fans like hodge, mitchell and lewis, Brisbane would belt cunts

I'm fairly sure that was your absentee father and heroin.

who's in the grand final hardly makes a difference because the afl gives all the tickets to corporates who don't watch the game anyway

Post this to r/afl my dude xDDD

You lost to a team by 50 points that will also get smashed by a team who's even better than they are.

>yfw realising Cuckthorn want to top up with O'Meara, Vickery and Tom Mitchell

How mad are you all gonna be when we win the flag next year? Enjoy your night dogshits, cause ya gonna lose HARD next week.

Paid for this too, and I think the cost was worth it. Neutralized these losses with a Cowboys win so not too concerned but just imagine Crows winning tomorrow.

stop sniffing petrol

How is it our fault Hawthorn are choking?

You're trying to get a nom aren't you? You are taking this losses badly as WAutist. Either that or you're just fishing for (You)s

Completely different fanbases / internet was still in its youth.

If the Brisbane fanbase was as cancerous as the Hawthorn one they likely would have been hated almost as much.

>Shaun Burgoyne has spoiled two 4peats

No one knows man, we'll have to get someone to ask him after the match.

>muh business
Literally a perthgook-tier post, lmao

>I don't think anyone hated BrisBANE this much
I did

Bulldogs or Geelong alone would be enough to sell out the G mate.
Cats supporters are fucking everywhere and most Victorians would go see the dogs just because its so rare to see them there.

>being this mad
I pity the wall of your house or any girlfriend you might have.

>spending the last 5 minutes lamenting Hawthorn losing
KILL YOURSELF HACKAVANEY

Uh oh, plz not like this

>Thinking your internet CV matters
Literally kill yourself you haven't added anything to the world and I would spit on your in real life if I knew who you were and you actually left the house. Fucking piece of shit.

LMAO stay salty faggot. Every granny gets 90k+ because it's a spectacle. A spectacle HAWKROACHES won't be involved in KEK. Kill yourself.

>4 goals in 5 mins
Ohshit

Oh no not again.
Don't fucking switch off Doggies.

Wow, intense umpball

>another hawkroach free kick

Literally me. Need to put some cheeky multis on soon so I don't get investigated though, been rorting promos.

Good game you got here

Excellent post

Hawthorn have had the luxury of playing the past three grand finals against interstate sides. Would they really have won all three if not for the fact that all three of their opponents were interstate teams? I think that their success is not the result of their 'greatness', but rather the result of the ineptness of the Victorian clubs around them. Switch West Coast, Sydney, and Fremantle with three Victorian clubs and I very much doubt that Hawthorn would have won all three of their past grand finals. Remove Hawthorn's home ground advantage and I very much doubt that Hawthorn would have won all three grand finals. Just look at Hawthorn's loss to Collingwood in 2011, Hawthorn's loss to Geelong last week, and now their loss to the Dogs tonight. In my opinion, Hawthorn's recent success is mostly the result of the other eight Victorian clubs being shithouse, not because they're one of the 'greatest of all time' teams.

Why wasn't that a 50? Hodge marked it and was violently dumped a few seconds later.

Because the umps have been against us this entire game

>indulging in the gambling Jeq
You fucking deserve it degenerate

Reminder that Brisbane would have fourpeated if they hadn't had to play their "home" prelim at the MCG.

the umps are literally with you every game

>dogs giving the hawks one last sniff before burying them for good
Based

big nose just said cyril was invisible, bruce going to murder him tonight confirmed

LOL

I bet Hodge and Mitchel literally cry like little bitches after the game.

>This is what Hawkroaches actually believe

>87,823 people watched Hawthorn die live.
Beautiful.

Still the greatest.

>crows winning tomorrow

>three goals
>1 minute
plausible

3thorn

Draft was compromised by every able bodied man dying in WW1.

WE'RE A HAPPY TEAM

>no saints to cuck dogs out of a gf this year
I'll allow it

Fucking BASED by helmanlet

No one cares cunt

Can the bulldogs win a GF against Geelong or Sydney? I don't know

Capped in order to rub in how very little you understand in a bit under 24 hours.

HAWKCUNTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

thank fucking god

ROACH TEARS

STRAIGHT SETS BOYS

DAD OGS

SEE YOU NEVER HAWKROACHES

who /stayingupforchelseavsliverpool/ here?

I capped your mums bunghole last night m8

3rd best team of 2000s absolutely BTFO.

STARS OF THE WEST

Holy shit do you change the filename every time?

>STRAIGHT SETS
>STRAIGHT SETS
>STRAIGHT SETS

Cuckthorn Cuck BTFO

Actually, (You) and my two other stalkers care a great deal about my opinion.

HAWKS CAWKED

Whatever, enjoy it while you can. O'Meara coming in this year, we'll be back.

>STRAIGHT SETS
STRAIGHT SETS
>STRAIGHT SETS
STRAIGHT SETS
>STRAIGHT SETS
STRAIGHT SETS
>STRAIGHT SETS
STRAIGHT SETS
>STRAIGHT SETS

Issac Smith on delisted watch.

HAHAHAHAHA SUCK A DICK HAWTHORN

da dags

HAWKROACHES BTFO IN STRAIGHT SETS!

>trying to top up

Just gonna crash harder and faster, KEK.

>Bruce still slobbering on hawkroaches knob
Jesus christ, wish he would off himself and Dennis would stay

POST MATCH MEMES

Geelong premiership this year. Hawks were the only team that was gonna beat them.

What was the RC tip btw? Is the glorious 0-50+ streak continuing?

Laugh it up, faggots. O'Meara, Mitchell and Vickery will put us right back up there.

Sam Mitchell on being rightfully glassed by Lebos watch.

makes the loss to Geelong even funnier

I have replied to you in one other thread Mohammed "more refugees for Melbourne" Yosouf the greens voting cuckold. You are not welcome hete oxygen thief

>Hawthorn would have been in the Grand Final if Isaac Smith didn't shit the bed
>Instead out in straight sets

>muh 4peat

KEK

Hawks kek

>Vickery
KEK

Hawks in a "close" one with Hawthorn letting up late.

Literally the opposite thing happened.

Well next week while I'm campaigning against the ALP for the student wing of the greens, I'll be thinking of (You).
xoxo

Can't wait for Based RC to come in and tell us how the game was fixed

RC literally has no excuse now. He can't go and claim that the AFL rigged Hawthorn to lose when they've been rigged so hard.

RC on aborted tips watch

Geelong often don't show up for half the games, so anyone can beat them. I'd be most worried about Sydney though.

nice

>19-14 free kicks bulldogs way
You don't need RC to tell you that it was rigged.

Things will fine, trust me.

What are your main arguments? It is unethical that we are accepting the current level of refuge? It should be mandatory for safe spaces and trigger warnings to be implemented in university? That Australia day's date should be changed to avoid offending coons?

>hawks get more free kicks
>hurr it was rigged for hawks
>hawks get less free kicks
>hurr it was rigged against hawks

Reality Check's going to cry actual tears now. His excuses are as aborted as his narrative

>Euphoric.
Dennis Cometti on reddit watch.

So after it not happening for a long time, we've had four sides go out in straight sets in the last three years. What does this tell us?

Pick the opposite if reality cucks tip and you will get the certain result

>A fucking watch
Gee thanks Channel 7.

Hawthorn were really rattled after their loss to the Dees, never seemed to truly recover from that.
Perhaps our thanks should be for the Dees

>No Reality Cunt in sight
Weak as piss, at least the former RC's would turn up in thread to try and spin some bullshit for, at the very least, comedic entertainment for the thread. This "RC" just disappears like all the Hawkroaches. What a fucking piece of shit.

Where was Cyril "each of his possessions are worth 3-4, which makes him the best 15 disposal player in the competition" Rioli during the second half?

Well this is stupol so we don't really have any say over refugee policy. I'll be talking about how we got monash uni to divest 1 billion dollars from coal, about how environmentalists should be in the environmentalist office, about how there needs to be accountability in the monash student council to prevent $50,000 being smuggled out of student funds and into the hands of the ALP, about how great our candidates are, about how shit their candidates are, and so on
>It is unethical that we are accepting the current level of refuge?
The high court was in the wrong in M68. 3 years detention absolutely amounts to punishment, which is outside the executive's power, they are ultra vires in their refugee policy.
>trigger warnings
literally what do you care if there are trigger warnings on uni units? Do you have an issue with content warnings on blu rays?
>australia day
Australia Day should absolutely stay Jan 26, that puts me a bit at odds with my peers but, so i keep that opinion to myself

>Afl headline: IT IS OVER: Dogs crush Hawk's 4 peat dream
Pretty shit tbqh

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>one of bulldogs or giants will make the grand final

wew lad

>roachposters have scurried back under the fridge forever out of sight.

kek

K E K

KEK

Who /4InARow/ here?

Not so fast, Hawthorn

>literally what do you care if there are trigger warnings on uni units? Do you have an issue with content warnings on blu rays?

Thanks for confirming all modern uni students are overgrown children

typical hawkroach behaviour

what a time to be alive

Isaac Smith literally costing them the premiership.

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desu they already choked their 4peat in 2012

Kek, it's always the ones railing against 'muh pc' and 'softness' that are obviously triggered the hardest

t. straffo

I actually really like Isaac Smith. He's legitimately enjoyable to watch, and he's one of the few non-faggot Hawkroach players. Mitchell went up to him and said "you love this" and some other swear words, which is why he had that look on his face.

Come on, we all know that throbbing, sexually electric dance floor won't DJ itself with inspired, esoteric EDM.

Stay seething
Do you need a safe space saxon?

t. softcunt

>.gif
Come on, mate.

The government's current refugee policy is purely deterrent based. The """refugee's """ are permitted to leave at any time yet they choose not to. Refugees are not allowed to choose their destination, and the backlash against their influence has effected Brexit, Eastern Europe, and Trumps rise. It is unlikely to swing the other way.

I think it's ridiculous for universities to be expected to have specific areas where free speech is stifled, particularly when is forced upon those who do not desire the change.

That absolutely puts it at odds with your peers. Scott Ludlum fully supports changing the date of Australia day and if not the change of the Triple J hottest 100 to a different date. Why are you holding g it back from your colleagues and instead discussing your opinions and why you hold them? Makes you look like you don't have principles

Explain how I'm wrong

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rev up sen lads, its hawkroach time

Does everyone at Hawthorn hate Sam Mitchell? I've heard that before.

Depends if you're a uni student

So many hurt fee fees itt

>Playing at a 24,000 stadium for a prelim
What the fuck were they thinking?

He's converted to Christianity now or some shit so no more hedonistic DJ'ing. He only shows up during mid weeks or pre-game because he KNOWS he'll get bullied into further irrelevance if he shows he imitation RC face here during peak times.

>cuckthorn

kek

They are free to leave but choose not too.

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You spelt Geelong wrong m8

Says the soft cunt who took his trip off.
Universities aren't mean to be "safe spaces" or hug and echo boxes for your already deluded beliefs and opinions. Uni's are meant to upset and unsettle you by introducing you to new ways of thinking about issues so you can actually develop critical thinking as a skill and hopefully contribute to the betterment of society and mankind as a whole, something which you have never done in your entire ""life"". Kill yourself you fucking oxygen thief.

Free to leave and go where?

To their own country.

>Either GWS or the Western Bulldogs in the 2016 AFL Grand Final
Delicious

Keep crying faggot
This isn't your hugbox

No one gives a fucking about your deluded Greens opinions this a sports board and your posts are tantamount to rule violations. I know how much you love rules bending over for the establishment so you should fuck off and hopefully die.

refugees are cowards that should stay and fight

To be refouled :^)

>Multi device posting
It's not yours either Anne Erin you fucking bacteria. Get the fuck back to your containment board you piece of shit.

@71252681
>I'll just post on 2 devices and repeat what he said. That'll show him I'm tough.
Not even worth a fucking you Anne Erin you oxygen thief.

>Uni's are meant to upset and unsettle you
Nope. You can try to find any mode of pedagogy that supports you on there, much less an accepted pedagogy, but you'll fail.
They're meant to challenge you intellectually. They're meant to remind you about how much you don't know. They're not meant to mentally scar you, although some law units I've done did make me squirm a little bit. Criminal law was pretty grim sometimes. I wouldn't have minded having advanced knowledge that genital mutilation would be covered in graphic detail.
Are you a retard?

don't fucking care no saints invovled

all you cunts can get fucked

Wrong again you dumb faggot
Nobody's going to coddle you, consider not being so upset

who /smokedajoint/ here?

Calm down Jarryd

my nigga

Are you?

no

do you guys even get good weed over there

Didn't even read that post kek, didn't realise that someone who frequents the biggest hugbox in world history would unironically use the term for a university

Also still lmaoing at you seething cunts assuming I'm the tripfag

Obviously you are. Deflected because it destroyed your 'argument'.

>Being upset about things covered is akin to being mentally scarred. Honestly you're just a troll at this point because not even pathetic greens are this delusion. I don't even read further than 1 line of your spewed shit you are that cancerous.

consider not being such a worthless faggot and not replying (you won't)

>Finds a post directed at him that he "didn't read"
What a worthless faggot.

in the streets it's rare, on deepweb it's easy

This desu
Irrelevant though cause both sides will be btfo by the cats

>studies criminal law
>triggered when learns about crime
you fucking retard

>>>/hugbox/
(aka Cred Forums)

This is literally all his fault

>flee their country because they're unsafe
>get themselves in a shit situation because the GOA has no respect for the rule of law and abuses human rights
>hurr why dont they just go back where they came from tho???
Well firstly because that's the situation theyre trying to escape from in the firt place.
Secondly, a year or two on, there isn't really a home to go back to. Their life in that country doesn't exist, all their family and friends will have been displaced, their home likely either destroyed or possessed by someone else, and the funds necessary for the return trip are far from forthcoming. This is obvious to 16 year olds - I know because I've taught this to 16 year olds before. You are stupider than a high schooler.
Not triggered. Mildly uncomfortable, like most of the class. How was I supposed to know what the details of R v Hallet were before I studied it?

Gave her three bricks of the heron and told her act like you're pregnant

>getting triggered by R v Hallett
kek

KEK

K E K

>hawkroaches scuttle out to shitpost about politics

So your specific grievances with the Government's immigration policy are with percieved domestic law infringements and not ethical considerations? That's a start I guess.

You keep focusing on the fact that detention is "punishing" these illegal immigrants (and they are illegal as they are arriving with no visa, immigration papers and thus the government doesn't know who they are or where they came from). However these people are free to leave when ever they like, particularly those coming from Iran who are not likely to be perswhat's more, persecuted and are simply economic migrants. What's more, these people are supporting illegal people smuggling practices, and are jumping ahead of the que ahead of legitimate legal immigrants. The Australian Government has made it abundantly clear since the Abbott days that if you arrive to Australia by boat, you will not make Australia home. The people smugglers know this, and likely the illegal immigrants know this as well. They also understand that there is a large "free the refugees" leftist movement in Australia, and thus they will do almost anything to exploit that movement for their own ends.

I appreciate how you completely dodge the bigger issue with the "trigger warnings and safe spaces" which is the safe space issue, which I explictly stated was the more likely of the two the stifle free speech.. As such you have not raised a counter argument to that, so I will assume you have none. I also appreciate that you dodged my response to the Australia Day issue.

oh my fucking god who cares

refugees are literally subhuman

They are illegally trying to enter a country, they are criminals. They are not citizens nor this countries responsibility. It is up to them to return to country of origin, end of story. If they didnt want this situation they should have followed the proper protocols to legitimate refuges.

Only a stupid child would not understand this and want to base things on hard luck stories of criminals.

you are literally deplorable

Cred Forumstism is a mental disorder

>They are illegally trying to enter a country, they are criminals.
So is every baby born in Australia.

Delete the perswhat'smore, part

simple reply from a simple mind.

Based fucking Straffo

>Shittery

>projecting

Not an argument, I assume you are whinging about the colonisation of Australia. Australia was not a country with any sovereignty or recognised borders, with only a primitive hunter gatherer society inhabiting it.

Execute all Muslims.

This.

Execute all Cred Forumstists

This.

This.

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T MEEE

Execute all (You)'a

Good post

New thread lads

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sorry that you have lefty cunts like we do

Based.

Of the few asylum seekers whose applications are actually processed, well over 90% of them are found to be genuine refugees, and not economic migrants. These people don't have a place to return to, and even if they did, the government isn't in the business of financing return trips. Further, there are a lot of elements of the law of Iran that makes it an incredibly dangerous place to be. Many people have fled from Iran and been found to be refugees, you don't need to be in a state of war to produce refugees (see: North Korea). You just need to create in a person a well founded fear of persecution on the basis of a handful of characteristics, like religion or political beliefs.
>supporting illegal people smuggling practices
And that's extremely unfortunate. Imagine how desperate you'd have to be to participate in something like that, much less participate in it with your children or partner in tow, and with a mass of other refugees. If you don't accept they're doing it out of desperation, if you truly believe that they must be economic migrants, then you're essentially accusing them of being so myopic as to endanger their children in order to access a slightly cushier lifestyle, and that's an extraordinary claim that demands evidence.
>queue jumpers
If there were legal avenues they could pursue, believe me, they'd take them. You won't, but please do. Believe me they would take the lawful route over the dangerous boat journey route every day of the week.
>dodge safe spaces
>dodge Aus Day
I addressed them completely, nobody explained how TWs restrain speech acts, so I assumed you had no argument and didn't bother with it. I already explained that I have no issue with Australia Day's date.
Attempting to illegally enter Australia is not a criminal offence, retard.

>girl my friends told me about wasn't at party
>struck out with another girl
>missed hawkroaches getting btfo
>have work in the morning
pls win Adelaide I need a booster for the weekend

Clakson is LITERALLY bitching about not getting free kicks from tackles. My fucking sides.

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Swimming in (You)s lads

>Over 90% of immigrants are found to be genuine refugees
I would appreciate a source for that, in particular an independent one not linked to the shut down Manus Island movement. When you say they don't have a place to move to, that may be true, and that is only because the Government doesn't know where they are coming from. Without any papers, it is impossible to send them back. What if they are criminals? We know there are rapes that go in in detention centres, yet not many put two and two together and realise that it is other immigrants that are doing the raping. Ethnic minorities are not being persecuted in Iran, and there are many stories of people being homosexual, except they are obvious and shrewdly discrete about it. We are not in a position to take all the refugees in the world, particularly with the increasing birth rates in Africa and the Middle East. We simply don't have the resources nor infrastructure available. Any intake of people should be specifically if it correlates with the national interest i.e. particular skill shortages. Other countries have shown complete disregard for international law (China in SCS) and nearly every other country apart from a select few Western nations have harsher immigration laws.

An argument that some on your side make is that these are educated people and therefore will fit in seamlessly with Australian culture. Yet if they were truly educated, they would understand that they are partaking in an illegal action to a country with some of the strictest immigration policies in the WESTERN world. It's not like they can act surprised when they are found out that they are detained.

But under the turn back policy, it is fortunate that fewer people ARE being detained because it is just what we were mentioning before, a deterrent. The policy isn't designed to turn boats around while they are at sea, it is designed to prevent people from getting on boats in the first place. And that is a clear success.

He has a point, even though Hawks played fucking terrible. Umpiring decisions were poor all round.

Yeah, true, I've been stumped.

I have work at 7:30 tomorrow and have to go to sleep, yet I implore you to reconsider your decision making, You are quite clearly not as far down the rabbit hole as some leftists are, but you have clearly lived a comfortable live in Melbourne where you have noticed peaceful and productive Asian immigrants and therefore believed that it is an example of positive multiculturalism and immigration. Asians are a rare gem in that second and third generation immigrants, particularly from SEA like Vietnam, assimilate extremely well. Yet take a look at what the APEX gang are doing in Melbourne, and more importantly, the non-reporting that is going on in the ABC and The Age due to fear of backlash. The countries interests should always come first, and the decision of what is in the countries best interests in this case is a clear one. Truly cosmopolitan and globalist attitudes have never worked in history, and therefore are unlikely to.

>Attempting to illegally enter Australia is not a criminal offence, retard.

Its illegal, retard.

not sure if bait

It's unlawful, but not illegal

wat
What's the difference between something being illegal and something being unlawful?

Should I get digital version of Dragon Quest 7 tonight or wait and buy physical copy tomorrow?

Unlikely to work in the future*.

>studying criminal law and not knowing this

You're a law student and you don't know this?

kek

KEK

K E K

kek hope you get banned faggot

"Although those who come to Australia by boat seeking Australia’s protection are classified by Australian law to be ‘unlawful non-citizens’, they have a right to seek asylum under international law and not be penalised for their mode of entry."

aph.gov.au/About_Parliament/Parliamentary_Departments/Parliamentary_Library/pubs/rp/rp1415/AsylumFacts

>Literally arguing the point for a student politics tripfag who 'studies law' and they don't know the difference

Drop out now

Clarkson correctly pointing out that the hawks got BONED by the umpires.

104 tackles and they only got 3 holding the ball calls. Disgraceful one sided umpiring all game.

Trip on RC

>Claire Hooper on channel 7
I missed her. Eternal high school boners from her Good News Week period.
The fact that I'm not citing international law, which is the cop out arts student approach to defending asylum seekers, is evidence that I'm a law student more than anything. Go re-read tas dams, you clearly don't understand the relationship between the commonwealth govt and international law.

Execute all tripfag repliers

Fantastic post

heem yourselves

>R v Hallett
Kek, the ocean killed him, Hallett did nothing wrong

it's been years since I did the unit, but those genitals didn't castrate themselves

>There is no difference, they mean the same thing.
You're a genuine dumb cunt and probably a shit student if you actually don't know the difference.

yeah but he did't kill him.. he just left him on the beach and the tide came in and killed him..
Dude was a homo anyways so no harm done

goodnight /afl/

The tide is a natural and predictable event, he should have known better. Causation was made out.
If I place you unconscious in a burning house and you die, I can't turn around and go "oh, I didn't kill him, the burning house killed him!" Of course someone's going to drown if they're passed out in rising water.

*tucks doona up to your chin*
*kisses you good night*

*grabs you by the throat*

Back the fuck off?

*lunges at your crotch*

*unzips dick*

*teleports behind you*

>seriously responding to that
Shut the fuck up dweeb

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>waking up in the post-hawthorn era

Feels good lads

It's time for /crows/ hype tßh

>lefties

Dogs proved me wrong but it was mostly Hawthorn letting up way too early. Hawthorn clearly choked the game away and I am allowed to get one tip wrong so fuck off.

Nice story but the match was obviously rigged. Did you see the free kick count?

part of being an elite player is knowing how to get free kicks and how to avoid giving them away

>Free kick count implies rigged game
"no".

The umpiring was bad both ways.Hawthorn clearly showed they desperately wanted to win but had cucked themselves out of it.

Also Stringer is such an over rated piece of shit. It was very humourous that he did nothing but kick cheap goals and throw jumper punches all night, yet everyone will rave about him like he is the new Gary Ablett Sr.

Crows would be cool, but I dont see two good things happening on the one weekend

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Lgtss

>Cuckthorn

am i the only one that feels a little bad for hawks? like they were chasing football immortality and we were just shitting on them.

didn't like seeing them go out with a whimper 2bh

absolute madman

iggs

friggin dogs man, they fucked up Essendon's perfect season and now they fucked up Hawthorns fourpeat too

would u say they ..... dogged them?

Say my name

>unnamed (5)

>one tip
heem yourself

i g g l e s

Who /saints/ here?

Aborted Narrative watch guy where you at

What's for lunch lads?

2019 will be >our year 2bh.

Swan

katsu chicken sushi and 375ml can pepsi max

kimchi korean dumplings

based timmy

based /multicodeturalism/

jingos on POOICIDE watch

multicodetural patrician here

>tfw only 4 games left for the season

i am still seething lads

>tfw only a few months til Channel 9's Summer of Cricket

Time off work, warm weather, and test cricket. Truly the best time of year

isaac

more like isuck xD

>practically two weeks left until afl is over

Is /afl/, dare I say it, finished?

muh allowed to get one wrong

>blurred clock pepe

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>he plays for melbourne city now

What's the tip for today lads?
Swans tbqh
also rate my physique

I'm cutting so diced chicken with Mexican brown rice with broccoli.

I'm going to nominate you for the team mate. You've been an absolute SOLID contributor this entire season

how the fuck did that meme get started anyway

Hey remember all those stupid cunts doubting the mighty bullgods?

Remember all those WA autist shitposters from last year?

The mighty bullgods have put these shitposters in their place

>tfw been lying in bed for 2 hours paralysed with indecision on whether or not to masturbate

Traps of a pro gamer senpai

>Based Doggies have defeated my two least favourite teams
Thanks lads

what do you even do in Canberra?

Is all the Hawks hate symbolic of our nation's tall poppy syndrome?

Study

yes.

We always celebrate the mediocrity of teams (West Coast, St Kilda, Bulldogs, Fremantle etc) and cut down the teams who are are successful.

don't, get a hold of your life son

So why are the WAutists building a new stadium, what;s wrong with Subiaco?

They need a new stadium so more people can see shitmantle and west choke eagles lose home games

>tfw horny as fuck and want to visit an escort but need the money to buy a new cassette for my bike

it's a big grey uncomfortable slab of cement that reeks of shit

Just re watched the 2009 and 2010 Saints vs WB Preliminary Finals Highlights lads
>tfw physically can't watch the Grand Finals

Who here is excited for BBL? :)

Irrelevant meme code. I'll still root for the 'Perth Scorchers', however.

someone was excited enough to make a thread

Not White = Not Australian

>Wake up
>Iggs gone
>Hawks gone
What a time to be alive.

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is that a good enough reason to build an entirely new stadium though

It was just time for it with population expansion and club membership growth. Subiaco Oval capacity is 43,500, Perth Stadium will be 60k with the ability to expand to 70k if needed. Crown Casino's had a lot to do with the location and some bridge being built but it honestly would have been better if they took over the race course and Packer built a monorail to the Casino like he promised if it went to that location.

ty based doggies

t20 may be a huge meme, but it is literally saving cricket from extinction

who /seatedmember/ masterrace here?

tyvm for paying for my matchday experience taxpayers lmao

I'm putting together a Handsome 22 lads. Give me some help here
B: Dane Rampe Alex Rance -
HB: - - Easton Wood
C Lachie Weller Andrew Swallow Luke Parker
HF: CHAD Wingard Levi Casboult -
F: - Taylor Walker Jimmy Bartel
Foll: - Josh Kennedy Trent Cotchin
Int: Jaegar O'Meara - - -

I'm at a BBQ lad
How you feel about next year m8?

Hey. Just got done hanging out with an Aussie girl and some of her friends. Getting serious vibes from her- what should I do to get her more interested so I can make my move

>having to share a thread with /cric/ and /nrl/ spergs

can we get this bad boy to 500?

also, how do you think nicko feels about hawk's loss last night?

Do a barrel roll, bitches love barrel rolls

Cautiously optimistic. Hope >we can make the finals. Hows the BBQ?

Do our native dance for her she'll love you took the time to learn it.

I would also like to know how to make moves on aussie girls

>Rampe
>Parker
>Wingard
>Casboult

"Literally" all of these guys are below a 7/10.

Reckon we'll be 7th or 8th
BBQ is good, mare didn't have a big enough barbie so he threw together a wood fire one with cinderblocks

Your partner would leave you in an instant if she got approached by this Alpha male in a bar Reality Cuck. Your opinion is null and void.

Fuck off

>Improvising to get more snags cooked
Based Aussie improvisation.

>Realty Cheque
>Having a partner
>Leaving the house
My sides.

Except I could "literally" beat the shit out of that shit cunt if he dared to get 2 feet near her....

N E W
E
W

Too late cunt, she's already gone home with him and would be screaming for his cock. You would sit and cry and your house like a good boy.

Not very christian behavior from you Reality Cunt. You should turn the other cheek. Can't even keep track of your aborted narrative anymore. Sad!

Tom Boyd
Jobe Watson

most girls know that not very realistic r-right?

>It's an all-interstate affair

fuck off, rampe is a great looking cunt