Chelsea v Liverpool

Chelsea v Liverpool

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Nice defending

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DEFENDING YOU CUNTS

>TFW 2am in the morning

>lelsea

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GODVREN

>conceding to Lovren

Who's year is it la?

Did Chelsea an offside line but fucked up?

OUR YEAR LA

DAVID LUIZ IS DEAD

luiz bleeds red.

Hendo to Barca when?

>tfw when you decide you don't want to be at Chelsea after all
>try to commit suicide by battery

Sideshow Bob BTFO

Not so much a laughing matter is it you diving cunt

Chelsea pretty much haven't changed. Anyone who been watching them could have foretold that Liverpool would be dominating the first minutes. Hopefully not until the end

Matip of all fucking people with the cross
>Lelsea

>studge

fucking refball, good thing sturridge a shit. i dislike liverpool

how can klopp rate this meme over origi, fucking hell

i can't believe how good sturridge is for being English. Must have some African or Jamaican heritage.

>SHOOOOOT

Fabregas when?

the tards at chelsea didn't learn to stop doing these retarded flicks

Do you reckon mate?

yep. you can just tell i don't kjnow what it is.

>Matic shitting up the play


he looks like that Glover actor, who's not english, so Studge is not english too

thank god for this thread the main one is disgusting, whats even the point of it if its only spam and meymeys

Just turned the tv on, how is the game so far, were any of the teams dominating, what kind of goal did liverpool score?

From a set piece, appalling defending from Chelsea. Quite a sexy volley finish from Lovren, but he was completely by himself.

>He was completely by himself
Him, and like 3 other Liverpool players. Atrocious.

Just kill me now

What a goal lads!

It was like Chelsea were doing an impression of the Sunderland defence.

wew that goal

>New Gerrard
>Lovren
kek what a comfy match

I genuinely didn't expect Chelsea to be this bad.

Chelsea is playing bad but also I don't know why the "Liverpool plays bad" meme is a thing, they have showed a lot of potential this season, and Chelsea's defense is simply shit.

>Willian afraid to shoot again

Chelsea defence goes beyond bad, I think they don't know what to do exactly. The first goal is not a defender making a mistake, there were 3 players free.

Wasn't Liverpool's defense supposed 2 be shit

It is, but Chelsea did nothing to make it show.

this new epl look/theme is kinda shit

>Willian who doesn't do anything (well he passed the midfield a couple of times so he's good today)
>Oscar who's like a midfielder-lite, he's totally out of his depth. But he does flicks doe
>Matic who...I have no words
>England's brave
>CourtoWas good some time ago
>Ivanovic who turned 72 last week
>Azpi the LB who's actually a RB, so he can't cross on the left
>Hazard who has nobody to play with
>Costa who loses the ball constantly

who exactly is supposed to make the difference?

The manager was supposed to make the difference. Drop Matic and Moses, Fabregas and Moses in, and let's see what happens.

yo lads

how is matip doing so far this season?

settling in nicely, no defensive error so far

very good. hes really fucking good

batshityeyo on for costa

Diego needs to go back to his cage until he feels like actually playing

nice to hear

you have to expect 1-2 major fuck ups throughout the season tho

Matic is too slow on the ball

is this /bundes/?

Bloody hell Matic

All our other defenders have already reached that mark, so if he manages to keep it to 1-2 for the whole season, it would be a miracle.

no

Just another Matic performance, lol

What's shocking is that he's clearly important, he touches a lot balls and make passes, so I don't understand why Conte hasn't subbed him out yet.

Yeah, might as well try Cesc.

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Lads, Matic

Well it's something, nice to see Matic finally doing something. Hopefully he'll start recovering his confidence.

>Matic actually did something

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And then he makes an awful pass

>Matic
Frustrating desu

Fucking Diego. He could be lethal in a two-stiker system, where he doesn't have to do build-up play

like atletico?

Griezman to Chelsea, lad. Or play Batman

Azzard doe

Cesc on Matic
Batman on Willian

go conte

Has Luiz been responsible for any of the two goals?
Have Chelsea dominated and has Conte started yelling at players like he should be?
I've been keeping on UEFA's site because streams on phones are practically impossible

Think Coutinho's in for a cheeky sub. Looking a bit dippy.

>Has Luiz been responsible for any of the two goals?
Probably.
>Have Chelsea dominated
No, but better since HT.
>has Conte started yelling at players like he should be?
TBC

>Has Luiz been responsible for any of the two goals?
not really desu

>have chelsea dominated
nope

Cheers lads, I like Conte so hoping for a draw

comfy posters are faggots

This is now a fast paced thread.

>origi

very ironic, my friend

how

This will be the top 7.
It won't be in this order but they will be the 7 teams qualifying for European places.

>3 subs
MADMAN

TRIPLE
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Yeah, nice, 7 minutes of play will do for the subs

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>3 subs
What did he mean by this?

three subs how is this legal?

>beat chelshit and arsenal and draw with spuds away
>beat the foxes
>lose to burnley

liverlel

I bet Chelsea can tie it since Liverpool will have no clue how to deal with what three consecutive subs means. Everyone will think Conte is a genius

I feel like he should have scored, but that is just a great save. Probably just about where he should have headed it.

I hate late changes. It's like Mouyes is at Chelsea again

He is proving his autism

comfy a shit

Should've subbed them in 10 mins earlier when >we were at our peak. Tough to break through the defense now

>three subs

am i playing fifa?

Should've subbed them on ten minutes ago desu

Luiz reminds me of the guys on my high school team who showed up to every game stoned

LITERALLY ALL OF YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>this defense without terry telling everyone what to do

>3 (three) subs
I'm scared lads.

You can use them anytime during the game. It's well within the rules.

football experts

these three subs will be about as worth it as Zaza was

insane reaction time

Costa will score on the 91st minute

>playing in a library

>Lucas

a draw at home is just as bad as a loss

remember when chelsea scored and they looked like scoring three more?

I member

just score you fags

>bring on Lucas
>gets a yellow, makes poor passes

where did that go?

remember when liverslip fans said mane was good

completely invisible lmao

God damn it Lucas you're going to get the fans hating you instead of Moreno

>Chelshits thinking they're getting back into this

...

It defies physics that there's 10 Liverpool players behind the ball and yet still square kilometers of space in front of the goal

>Chelsea haven't mustered an effort since the 64th minute. They have five minutes to save this game.

If singles Liverpool win

>Costa
What the fuck was that

hopefully luiz takes it haha

WHO DID THIS???

PREPARE >YFW LUIZ SKIES THIS

MORE LIKE FABREGASH

>should be yellow card for hazard and freekick to liverpool
>gives yellow card to lucas and freekick to chelsea

who chelse/a/ here?

wtf happened to fabregas?

Are you ficking joking? THESE are the people that post on Cred Forums. Fucking neck yourself you disgusting retarded casual

your mum

Well done, Santa

Cesc or Hazard pls, Luiz noooo

You did, faggot

based lebanon liverpool fan bro. we've won now.

who the crud is kevin stewart

>murdering criminal supporter thinks Liverpool is good

>Kevin Stewart

Who?

Why are there three minutes?

I am really disappointed in Chelsea today, I didn't expect them to get BTO this hard

lol tell me what he's done then lad

(this should be good)

>sub off the one guy who actually created a goal

what did big tony contington mean by this?

Whose year is it?

I'm fucking nervous, lads.

FA corruption

2015

>buying into the conte meme

Conte is shit without the ownership backing him up like he owns the place

The new Hendo la

Cry more, ye plastic twonk

I believe it might be "are" year mate.

go ahead and defend oscshit again LRL

im waiting

liverpool are meme kings

they'll go all season getting meme results against good teams, getting memed on by bad teams and finish comfortably 7th

>criminal can't take the bantz

pathetic

what is the point of pedro?

future ballon do'r winner

He's been literally everywhere. Do you even know Klopp and how he plays? He's been putting pressure on everyone and winning balls left right and centre. I'm not even a "liverslip fan" by the way. You know fuck all about football - that's fine, but don't make it too obvious.

How does Oscar keep convincing coaches that hes worth playing?

:^)

WALK ON

FLAGBALL

Eveyone used all their subs, minimum of 3 minutes (30 secs per sub)

>is

Rasheed

So the standard Liverpool season as of the last few years

is klopp a genius?

Our

who played well, except for the five minutes around the goal?

liverpool are doing it la

so running around like a headless chicken, got it

really pathetic post from you lad

URA

Thanks for clearing that up, user.

>liverpool winning anytime anywhere ever
disgusting desu lads

courtois

I fucking hate this sport sometimes, MY team wins and I'm fucking destroyed

OUR YEAR LA

top bantz m8

>chelsea

>we
Did it la

DRINKING TONIGHT LA

stop embarrassing yourself further lad, he's right

matic

>Chelsea fans leaving a game because they're losing by 1 goal
P L A S T I C

>tfw know that feel

Budget Thomas Müller
Without people who recognize his runs he is useless

>beat arse
>draw spurs away
>smash the lifelongs
>beat Chelsea away
>lose to Burnley

why

Don't discuss football if you're clueless. You've been called out on your bullshit and now resort to trolling. Embarassing

hahahaha bellend

WHAT DID DAVID LUIZ SAY TO KLOPP?

United customers are fuming

Hahaha did anyone catch Kevin Stewart being roundly ignored by Klopp just as the commentator was saying he was congratulating every player

Chelshite getting relegated this season desu

>a player doesn't run around looking like an idiot
>this means he's shit
I love Cred Forums.

Conte only has himself to blame if he refuses to play Fabregas

When will ivanovic be dropped? Fucks sake

yes ;_; rip

THANKS FOR PUTTING EVERTON IN 2ND YOU GOBSHITES AHAHAHAHAHA

>He just loves life
Really really hate the Klopp meme and I have nothing against Liverpool

arsenal was away too

>Look at me, I am the meme now

why? fabregas has been shit for ages now

is this our year la?

And Michy who needs to play over Hazard, because atleast he's not afraid to shoot.

>buy lb
>keep playing rb at lb
>repeat
>repeat again
>repeat again
>repeat again

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Literally never give up

Yeah, forgot that. They're obviously getting pumped for the big games, let's hope they find their form for the not so big ones too.

Unironically our year.

Desu I don't understand why people rate Fabregas so much BUT I'd play him over Matic just because Matic seems to make a lot of mistakes.

Klopp was likeable at first, but it is annoying the more it gets shoved down your throat how 'normal' he is.

City and Liverpool best teams so far, yes?

right lads who are >we going to panic buy in the last 3 hours in january?

people rate fabregas because he used to be top tier

but he's lost it completely since playing under mourinho it's ruined him

>he wasn't involved in the goals therefore he's shit

mahrez

This Chelsea, with this defence and this defending, can at most finish in a EL spot. Which I'd like but still, I expected more from Conte when it came to organize a defence. But all around, a lot of times the play from back was started by Cahill and Brani when you have Luiz, what's the point?

two losses coming up next for chelsea

Yes, it's become annoying

liverpool*

martin tyler is so fucking boring. why is he the premier commentator in this country

Leciester can be anything, depends on who will take it more seriously
Arsenal will be a draw

Riley's just there because tits

I love sky sports

Knowing Liverpool it's gonna be
LDWLWD

...

DLWWLD

Don't get too cocky gooner

No, Everton and City have been solid. Liverpool still feel like the patchy team from last season, could prove me wrong though.
Hull and Middlesborough have been a lot better than I thought as well.
I feel Tottenham are starting to pick up the pace again and could be challenging for top 4 again.

To me it seems like he's not comfortable to be himself quite yet, as if he's being more tolerant with players. Wish he'd just start yelling at them and telling him what he wants violently

I think we're all accepting that Man City will win the league this season right?

They're the only team that actually look good.

>patchy
>beat arsenal
>beat leicester
>draw at home vs spurs
>beat chelsea
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ITS OUR YEAR

I messed up

there's way too long between chelsea games though

They looked unstoppable around the same time last season.

Man at least Chelsea got better in the second half, Conte should had made the substitutions at the start of the first half, all the balls that Frabregas touched looked very promising. Moses is an amazing player, too. Pedro is fucking garbage.

>losing to liverlel at home

Chelsea back to mid table

Antonio Conte's last 31 club home games:

WWDWWDWWWDWWWWWWWWWWWWDWWWWDWWL

Fairly sure that is mane's first game for liverpool that he didn't score or assist

It depends on whether they can remain fit and another thing is I don't believe in consistent rise, like Barcelona last year I knew they'd have a dip and hoped it wouldn't be late in the season/champions but it was

Chelsea still above bin dippers in the table

Spurs will be lucky to make top 6
City, United, Chelsea, Liverpool, and Everton are all looking better and Arsenal will always finish above them somehow

Everton are above Chelsea though

Don't put Man U down just yet, been uninspiring but Mou won't accept failure in the league for too long and they played well against city in the 2nd half until they went route one.
Way too early in the season to say anything, remember City where running away with it last season at this point as well.
Doesn't bother me who wins desu as I don't support a prem team.
Lost to Burnley though. Pressing works on attacking teams, but they find it hard to break down defensive teams a lot of the time.

Remember when Chelsea won the league? Good times

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God this doesn't look promising at all

Everton haven't even played a good team yet

mouyes is a fraud, he can "not accept it" all he likes but that will just lead to him completely losing it again like he did at chelsea, making all his players hate him

>yfw Hull beat Chelshite 3-1

W W W W

WDDL

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chelsea parked the bus first half and we scored 2, also mane, matip are in the team now + our new goalkeeper will return from injury so no meme goals from meme teams

Draw
Draw
Win
Lose

ez

Beat Arsenal with Xhaka red card
Refball Hull
Lose to Leicester
Draw with Man U

Do you guys have a cover for Can aside from playing Henderson deep?

Rachel makes my dick hard.

dubs say city loses against boutnemouth

All these Chelsea fans saying lose against United

we know fucking hell drop it already

R A R E
Chelsea where shocking defensively though, that was the difference, Burnley and other lower table teams are use to being under the cosh for long periods of the game

reckon Karius will start against Hull actually

Sky commentating is awful now, I miss Andy Gray

Not my fault. My penis just won't go down.

Time to see if Conte really is a meme

I hope Firmino is back for the Hull match

League cup game on tuesday, perfect chance to put him and keep him in

Holy shit, I guess is good for Chelsea because we will face the strongest rivals in the space of just some months but holy shit I hope we get better at defending

You have to admit that Sturridge and Coutinho did nothing and looked lost without Firmino. I think Lallana and Mané work great off each other since they're both clinically insane

How have City been solid they've scraped through their games and needed copious amounts of refball

So basically if City wins the league is over?

Pretty much, they might as well present the trophy.

I fucking despise people like you who can't analyse the sport beyond looking at results

Christ
I would take even United fighting for the title over a season over in February

Jesus, people shouldn't be shocked by Chelsea losing against a one of the best teams in the epl. It was gonna be a tight match anyway. Both Chelsea and liverpool still have their chances if they don't choke against smaller teams

They've got results, the best squad in the league, are playing great and have probably the best manager in the world

People should be shocked by how bad they got dominated in the first half, and how Chelsea goal was almost random.

Yes I hear the same thing every year yet after their purple patch they always look shit. Even worse because this time they're not even winning their games convincingly

Your Manchester United bias is showing.

Your brain dead retard bias is showing if you actually watched football you'd know you're full of shit but you don't so all you can do is analyse based off results

Nah, Hendo goal was extremly lucky and Chelsea dominated the second half.

>Chelsea dominated the second half.
They had the ball, they did almost nothing with it.

Look I know it hurts that Manchester United are not the biggest team in Manchester anymore but you should not let it cloud your judgement.

I don't support Manchester United you fucking cretin stop spouting your opinions like they're facts when you're clearly not even in the slightest bit informed

oh god chelsea is fucked

how do you build a teams confidence as a new manager when you face the top half game after game at the start of the season

Come on don't be like that, if you can't support them at their worst then you don't deserve to support them at their best.

Who let r/soccer in.

>
They didn't even produce any chances beyond the goal They were good for the first 15 minutes of the second half though.

Saved to my British banter folder
Probably the same person that let caveman in like you

Costa scoree tough and were close to another one if they had more extra time and also it could be a curse because all David Luis debuts have been home loses to liverpool

>and were close to another one if they had more extra time
what did he mean by this

>also it could be a curse
LOL

Chelsea customer delusion