NFL General: Jeff Fuckin George

pretty nuts
what's the Eagles longest streak? I assume it's around 04

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had to say it..

PICK YOUR FAVORITE JEFF

you'd assume wrong

their two longest streaks (11)

happend through the 01-02 seasons and last season

07 was 10 in a row

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Bucs will win Sunday

>South Park puts Blake Bortles on the Panthers in their newest episode
>Jags fans everywhere are IRATE for some reason

>Blake Bortles makes it his Twitter avatar

Bortles is Our Guy, Cred Forums

>Jags were the NFL Heavyweight Champions at some point

neat

yeah its easy to forget that they were actually a great team for a few seasons pretty much right after they came into existence

youtube.com/watch?v=eqCwv-cAMc4

Will CJ Beathard be an elite NFL QB?

>he doesn't consider them a top 5 lb duo
there is no excuse

shitposting aside are the Bucs actually good this year?

Are their years of misery FINALLY over?

not really
no

As an LSU fan I hope the best for Kwon Alexander, but he is seriously overrated, he has not been that good in the NFL so far. He is bad in coverage and he missed 27 tackles last season, including 16 broken tackles, helping the Bucs to miss more tackles than any team in the league last year.

That said, I think the Bucs have a pretty good shot to win the division.

If hes athletic enough he could get better. Ryan Shazier is a super athletic LB who was awful in coverage until the end of his 2nd year. He played Jordan Reed really well against the redskins and had a pick. It can take a while for the LBers to get it in coverage.

>bad in coverage
>missed 27 tackles last season
we recognized both of those last season which is why we weren't holding him in such high esteem but he looks to have improved tremendously in both respects, although his coverage and communication in zone will take more time to develop

>Bosa still out for week 2

Welp.

I can tell you the Bucs look good. And they do.

But we've both seen this movie before and we know how this ends.

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OFFICIAL Cred Forums NFL POWER RANKINGS

56 votes
1. (8.143) New England Patriots [+0, -0.304]
2. (7.679) Pittsburgh Steelers [+4, +0.244]
3. (7.429) Green Bay Packers [+1, -0.595]
4. (7.268) Denver Broncos [+5, +0.444]
5. (7.018) Carolina Panthers [-3, -1.300]
6. (6.857) Cincinnati Bengals [+1, -0.225]
7. (6.607) Kansas City Chiefs [+1, -0.322]
8. (6.429) Arizona Cardinals [-5, -1.606]
9. (6.357) Seattle Seahawks [-4, -1.643]
10. (6.286) Oakland Raiders [+0, +0.262]
11. (5.821) Detroit Lions [+12, +1.303]
12. (5.804) Houston Texans [-1, +0.039]
12. (5.804) New York Giants [+4, +0.604]
12. (5.804) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [+9, +1.192]
15. (5.411) Minnesota Vikings [-3, -0.318]
16. (5.143) Jacksonville Jaguars [+2, +0.061]
17. (5.125) Baltimore Ravens [+3, +0.231]
18. (5.107) Philadelphia Eagles [+11, +1.425]
19. (4.768) New York Jets [-6, -0.773]
20. (4.714) Indianapolis Colts [-7, -0.827]
21. (4.446) New Orleans Saints [+1, -0.083]
22. (4.196) San Francisco 49ers [+9, +1.878]
23. (4.018) Atlanta Falcons [-4, -1.017]
24. (3.875) Washington Redskins [-9, -1.396]
25. (3.821) Miami Dolphins [+0, -0.426]
26. (3.786) San Diego Chargers [+1, +0.045]
27. (3.732) Buffalo Bills [-10, -1.397]
28. (3.571) Dallas Cowboys [-4, -0.829]
29. (3.018) Tennessee Titans [+1, -0.500]
30. (3.000) Chicago Bears [-3, -0.741]
31. (1.107) Cleveland Browns [+1, -1.034]
32. (0.929) Los Angeles Rams [-6, -3.306]

i don't understand

>Detroit Lions [+12, +1.303]
(:

>Lions +12

wow that corner sure got beat hard

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Uncucked Power Rankings (After TNF)
1. New England
2. Denver
3. Seattle
4. Carolina
5. Green Bay
6. Pittsburgh
7. Arizona
8. Cincinnati
9. Kansas City
10. Minnesota
11. Oakland
12. San Diego
13. Houston
14. New York Giants
15. Detroit
16. Tampa Bay
17. Baltimore
18. New York Jets
19. Miami
20. Philadelphia
21. Dallas
22. Titans
23. Jacksonville
24. Indianapolis
25. New Orleans
26. Washington
27. Buffalo
28. San Francisco
29. Atlanta
30. Chicago
31. Los Angeles
32. Cleveland

>12. San Diego

I'm a Chargers fan and that is WAY too high.

espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17565477/malcolm-jenkins-says-eagles-plan-protest-mnf-anthem

>Speaking on Sportsradio 94WIP, Jenkins said he believes there will "definitely" be players on the Eagles who will show their feelings on social injustice prior to kickoff, as Colin Kaepernick and others have across the league.

>Jenkins added that he will "most likely" be one of those players.

>a borderline elite player is gonna protest

Cred Forums and Cred Forums bout to get BTFO

I always think it's crazy how often the title holder at the end of the season matches up with the actual Super Bowl winner.

4 AFC West teams in the top 12 lol.

>borderline elite
>Eagles

pick one

No one cares lmao

the eagles are going to have a winning record an d go one and done in the playoffs and there is nothing you can do it, mongs

Is Revis a HoFer?

>Gurley was laughably listed as questionable due to "rest" on the Rams' initial injury report. (Is there anything the Rams do these days that couldn't be preceded by the adjective "laughably?") Gurley will start versus Seattle.

Rotoworld pulling no punches

>no tranny talk

I heard your #1 tripfag sneak loves boys who dress as girls

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plz i dont wanna see another thread derail on some ugly and mentally ill tranny who just wants attention

Why would you just stop your route like that? Why don't you just continue it?

i don't know why this is so funny, but it is

Don't worry, your dad is going to bed soon. We're safe.

Sneak come out and play

Pats should trade Gronk 2bh. Not a team player at all and can't stay healthy.

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I want a lot of webms.

Best of what you got

Man, what's wrong with that team? They just don't seem to have any real direction. What they should've done is trade up to the #1 pick and take a QB to solve the biggest need on their team. Or, i dunno, the best player available. If not a QB then they should've went out and signed or traded for a capable game manager-type instead of that bum who played on monday. I could've seen a, for example, Sam Bradford fitting in well with that offense.

Can't wait to fuck your fantasy teams again this week.

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AND THE L.A. EXPERIENCE CONTINUES.

>Rams safety TJ McDonald has been charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of drugs.

>Rams safety TJ McDonald has been charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of drugs.

>Rams safety TJ McDonald has been charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of drugs.

Fuckin' Lambs lol.

>black guy doing something wrong
shocked

JUST

no

i dont understand what happened here

I mean traps dipshits

nothing happened, it's your generation in a nutshell, retarded

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Iirc that's when the Browns were going to win, but the Ratbirss blocked the kick and returned it for a TD

>le millennial meme

i guess this must have been a trap game for the aints?

you delusional bastard, of course revis is a hall of farmer.

Nigga u gay

Congrats, you perpetuated it you limp dicked queer

>literally the worst CB in the NFL this year
>roasted by Randy Moss
>roasted by Jordy Nelson
>gave up TD in the Super Bowl
Nope

how. tell me how.

Shouldn't you be asleep, grandpa?

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Strange post thisp

You're too dumb to listen so I'm not gonna waste my time asswipe.

>roasted by Jordy Nelson
who

>Was a shutdown corner for most of his career
>A real shutdown corner
>everyone remembers the catch moss had on him, but seems to forget the night he held him to 19 yards
>In his prime, he was actually the second best corner in NFL history.

>MFW I did all those things, plus was better with grills

>play baseball with my dad
My dad was/is an adult. Why would he do that? I had/had friends. I had/have brothers. My town had a league. Why would I play with my father?

tbf jordy is elite as fuck

Threw football with my dad, kind of wonder who plays baseball with their dad, just throwing back and forth is normal though.

Dude, seriously. Fuck off you nerd.

>mfw my dad was always too tired from work to throw balls with
Went fishing and hunting with him on the regular though. I failed him big time on the making him proud part. After all, I'm posting on Cred Forums with a bunch of weebs.

poor guys must have been exhausted after those 17 carries on sunday night

I just want to win Sunday so fucking bad so people will finally take us seriously

>driving under the influence
that's part of the LA celebrity experience
they're officially home

>us

yes us you stupid memeing nigger

>Williams celebrating
>a week later he will be the straw that breaks the camel's back
but holy shit that game and 4th quarter especially was a roller coaster of feels

you also now remember Black Star shitposting and then disappearing

gen is so quiet

mods must have sent out quite a few bans, might get through week 2 without shitposting

Tampa has a lot of white trash people living in an about that area.

I'm sure you know, I'm sure you know.

>>roasted by Randy Moss, the second best WR to ever play the game

ok?

>Kyle Williams
Historical levels of spaghetti, was more sad then than after the Owl loss

He does well by operating on the Miguel Cabrera formula; play in a shit division, and you will look great!

>guaranteed the face the best team in the NFL twice every year

>it's your generation in a nutshell
>your
It's your generation too unless you're in your late 30s, in which case why are you here?

nah revis was slipping late 2014

>getting btfo in the playoffs twice
>getting btfo by refs
wew

how would you rearrange the divisions, /nfl/?
a few thing about the current configuration really bother me
>dolphins in such a stupidly different climate than the rest of their division
>some teams have to fly over the cities of teams in a different division to get to other teams in their own division
the divisions should all be as close as possible geographically, imo

You don't need to rearrange either of the West divisions now that the Rams are in LA, they're fine as is.

>Levy doubtful, Ansah questionable

You fucked m8.

Terrible

yes I do because the chargers are clumped in the middle of 2 NFC teams now

ok thanks for the very helpful suggestion

New SandmanLions video

youtube.com/watch?v=T5IlDIdsVls

>California has 3 teams and they're all shit

Why

You geographical fags need to fuck off, the divisions are fine as is.

4 teams and only one of them has a future.

California has FOUR teams and they're all shit.

this desu

I never want a division without the iggles or cowshits
R******s can fuck off but they aight

>sleepin on da raidahs

And that one team is moving to Las Vegas

Is there an over under in Vegas for penalties committed? If so, pick the over for the Bengals/Steelers game

It's gonna be biblical

What prank should I play on my GF? Im thinking about cumming in her eyes while shes sleeping so when she wakes up globs of cum stings her eyes

thoughts

17.5 sounds like a reasonable bet

>CA has 3 teams
>NY has '3' teams
>FLA has 3 teams
>NONE of them made the playoffs last year

Top banter la

stop posting the same shit in /plg/ and here

I guarantee 5< concussions in that game

Punch her. It will be hilarious.

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should i stick something up her ass? i dont wanna wake her up tho, but imagining waking up with like a toothbrush up your ass, it would be so confusing lol

wtf why do you have an american flag

>It's week three of the regular season and the Bills have already imploded

Don't you mean 2

so gronk is completely fucked by the madden curse right?

Nah he's fine, Bill is just going to keep him on the bench until Brady gets back. The Wop would get Gronk's knees killed.

Probably

morons pls go

>DEN:Kubiak vague on Demaryius Thomas playing
wtf rotoworld no they weren't
the team flat out said he is on track to play

>tfw literally know one watches let alone knows football in korea
You're all I have Cred Forums

Are you a soldier or a teacher?

How do they keep the korean league alive then?

Going to Texans vs. Chiefs this sunday, what should i expect?

Stop with the fucking missiles, we get it, you need your (air) space

a boring ass game

>weeb

Im gonna have to go with a teacher on this one

>this kills the bird

>this kills the bird

overthrows by one team, underthrows by the other
speed but drops and two decent RBs
no one being able to block.

I mean he got it up in time

Your mom couldn't get mine up last night m8, ugly muthafucka

Who is our generation's Dan Pastorini?

I'm sorry about your ED

My name is Thomas not Ed

thomas the faggot train engine

haha good one!

Thanks, Aaron.

my name is Alex not Aaron

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>Lions will unironically be starting a 5th round pick from a literal WHO school on Sunday at OLB

Madmen!

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Georgia Southern isn't a literal who school. They have 6 national championships and are the best football program in Georgia.

Texans are starting an undrafted free agent from Michigan State at ILB on Sunday to play in place of Cushing.

>Max Bullough

I'm new to football (this is my 2nd year following it) and people give me shit for not being "dedicated enough to a team."

I'm from WA so I say the Seahawks are my team and I do follow them closely. But today at work I was talking about how great Antonio Brown is and everyone barked at me >STEELERS ARE DISGUSTING
>BROWN LOOKS STUPID AND I HATE HIM
>BEN IS A RAPISTTTTTTT
>HOW ARE YOU A HAWKS FAN
>DIDNT YOU SEE THAT SUPERBOWL

Holy shit they went like this for 5 minutes why can't I talk about any other team besides the Seahawks fuck

140 Days Until the Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

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Anybody else watch this shit?

Basically 15 minutes of rekt clips and cringe humor with undertones of everyone in a 10 meter radius wanting to fuck Gronk

>be Cowfag
>every year think 'THIS IS OUR YEAR'
>it's not
>it's not again
Save me, Cred Forums.

A genuine korean

Poor little mulatto boy

We're here for you, user.

CAN I BE A JETS FAN EVEN IF I'VE NEVER BEEN TO NY OR HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN FOLLOWING FOOTBALL FOR VERY LONG

Hi, can any of you play CB for the Saints?

What the fuck am I watching pham

I'm a quadriplegic in a wheelchair and I could probably outplay their secondary.

I was actually 3rd string in preseason but they cut me to give Jew Breez more shekels

post proof

Hey so, hypothetically, if you HAD to kill youself how would you guys do it to be as painless as possible?

You don't really need proof for the second part

How's he gonna take a picture, user? Use your head

Shotgun mouthwash while wearing a Kurt Warner jersey.

No I don't wanna bring him into this. He's too nice and pure and got us anb owl

gonna do it in a goff jersey

Jump off a bridge

>wanting it to be painless

you're not going to remember it, live a little. I would jump off a building if not for the fact some poor asshole would have to clean me up.

Helium tank but if you fuck that up, youll just make yourself sick
Shotgun to the mouth is known as not only being the most effective but the large amount of damage in a short time also makes it the least painful, despite being so violent

t. Eagles fan

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Heroin overdose

Easy and cheap for a non user

I never understood how this is a thing

You could literally just drink certain types of poison or better yet drugs that let you drift off into a nice abyss

I guess if it was good enough for Cobain it's good enough for me

gratz on drafting a good qb by the way, hope philly is good again. Basketball is my first sport and I love kobe and he's a die hard eagles fan so you guys have always been my second team

>drive car to middle of nowhere so nobody will find me and have to clean me up
>shotgun, meet mouth

No I tried that. Bleach really hurts and it tastes horrible. Plus you just puke it out and don't die

0/10 do not recommend

What's their end game?

some people want to slip away quietly and peacefully which is fine, but I want my last moments to be exhilarating, like jumping head first off a balcony into a plastic shredder.

>bleach

where did I say anything about bleach lmao

To be the first brother coaching duo to be fired three weeks into the season.

you're fucked in the head kek

You said poison and not everyone has hemlock on hand

you can obtain potassium cyanide (or similar) from jewelry shops. Its used to refurbish old jewelry

If you take some of that and put in a water bottle until it dissolves, you can drink it and should be gone in a few minutes
Could be very painful, or could not be, dont know
The people who tried werent available for testimony

theres hundreds of painless poisons

week 17

List some? Case Keenum is my qb so I need this to be quick pls

You pass out within 30 seconds of consumption and its completely painless

you could so this or shit that makes you feel good while you die like heroin, coke, oxy overdose

>30 seconds of consumption and its completely painless
thats what Ive read but Ive also read otherwise
Normally those other ones I usually just chalk up a terribly small dosage (not enough to kill but enough to get some attention)

But it could hurt. I've been hurt enough user

Played against Bullough in high school. Fucking killed me, front page of the news paper Bullough just blowing me up.

not if you megadose on morphine and barbiturates

Reminder to vote for Calvin

Actually morphine sounds fun ima do that

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jerk off to this pic while you do it

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Yeah as long as you stay loyal to the Jest it's fine

That sucks. Must be worse knowing he's not even a good ILB in the NFL.

You got btfo by a future UDFA ILB that only got to start because of injuries and lack of depth.

I'm saying this out of sympathy and not to antagonize you.

no that's a guy

? no shes a girl

You footballers are so touchy when it comes to loyalty.

I live in WA so the Seahawks pressure is immense. But I'm gonna follow the Jets. They 1-1 now.

>so the Seahawks pressure is immense

yall shoulda been here during the critical mass bandwagoning years

but honestly the worst thing you'll probably encounter as a jests fan up here is buttfumble jokes

Those bandwagoners are still on, ya?

Buttfumble jokes because why?

That's a poor drag excuse for Billie Piper

shes a girl lol not even kidding, look, bikini pic

they are but they've settled down somewhat after malcolm butler and the last nfc divisional. might see it get pretty bad depending on how hot the us12s winter streak gets

because even though sanchize is now a >cowshit, buttfumble is the only jets event of note the past few years

Titans.

>tfw downloading mariokart wii custom tracks

>take a quick glance at thread
>how to suicide.jpg
Really, niggas? I mean I think about it pretty much every day but I'm just too pussy to actually do it. I also get real bad urges to kill. Instead of doing those things though I just kill myself slowly and painfully as I eat fast food, drink, and watch anime. P

Where were you when we went mainstream?

youtube.com/watch?v=2KHM2FqUfzs

please go away sean ):

wat

Who's your team?

fucking kek when will it happen?

We've entered the event horizon now lad

>please go away sean ):
Sean is Canadian and Livia is a girl
men dont look like this

Toxins.

Pics of her feet? upload an imgur already dude

Oh you don't get to kill yourself then. They're actually probably going to be good. I love Osweiler

will they get it before or after week 4?

oh fuck, I don't want to get banned again so I will say that this is as good as Tom Brady's lasers

this anchor is one insane dyke, she seems to be on coke also

Kind of a few years late on that bandwagon, bruh.

I have watched people overdose on opiates. It did looked horrible, would not recommend.

post feets

Feet fags are fucking gay and are the worst
fuck off no more pics for you

I hope you're right, user.

Feet fags are fucking gay and are the worst
fuck off no more pics for you

REEEEE

THATS IT

YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY BRADY RETURN PARTY

I was in Israel and had no wii, this is like opening four new games on christmas. 216 new tracks coming straight to papa. It's like the exact opposite of the tyree catch.

Different Toxins fan here. While Osweiler is more than likely better than what the Texans have had for the past few seasons, I don't think he'll ever really be a true franchise guy at least by reasonable standards.

At best, he'll probably just be another Schaub (hopefully without the catastrophic collapse at the end).

ass?

TWO Rams touchdowns AND a Jumbo Jack (with purchase of drink)? Sign me the fuck up! RAMS BABY WHERE WE GET TWO TDs AND A BURGER ALL IN ONE

When I went to the emergency room due to my swollen appendix they gave me morphine and fuck is it amazing. Feels like you're on this trance like state where your body feels pretty >euphoric. If anyone here has ever had a swollen appendix and realizes how fucking bad it hurts then you'll know how good morphine is because it negated all that fucking pain and gave me orgasmic pleasure. Fuck, now I want morphine.

I think I am. Miller will be a good rb for you. He won't be early Arian Foster or anything, but he'll do exactly what you need. Fuller is going to be a goddamn star. Osweiler can make all the throws you need, he has an insanely strong arm and he's great with seam routes and that's perfect for someone like fuller. Plus Osweiler is really evasive even though he's 6'7
I really, really, think you're wrong. Osweiler showed serious flashes in Denver and he looked like a star at times in college. This is the first time since his lone year starting at ASU that he'll actually have stability and consistency. Plus he's bullet proof. The guy is hard as a rock; he played in kicker pads at ASU even though he ran a lot because he didn't like the way a flak jacket felt. I'm very high on Osweiler

damn shes nice

got more pics? post feet if have them.

Disgusting

Feet fags are fucking gay and are the worst
fuck off no more pics for you

ill post my dick in return

like i said, you'r gay

As cynical about the Texans as I am, I really really hope you're right. But to err on the side of caution, I'll continue to expect the worst.

The one very ironic thing that I couldn't poke holes in from last Sunday was the Texans special teams performance. They actually played fairly well. Normally they suck gigantic ding dong (see Texans vs. Chiefs Wild Card round kickoff)

texans special teams have been fuck awful for years. Cautious optimism is the only way to go user

post feet gdit

nah theyre gross anyways

POST THEM

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=577878273

Feet fags are fucking gay and are the worst
fuck off no more pics for you

>cautious optimism is the only way to go
Yup. But even though I try to maintain that cautious optimism, the Texans somehow find a way to get me more excited than I should be, and then they donkey kick me in the teeth with reality again.

Feet fags are fucking gay and are the worst
fuck off no more pics for you

Yeah that's pretty much how it goes

t. ASU alum

trannytube.tv/movies/157584/kimber-lee-loves-bbc

lets post our reactions when josh mccown gets hurt in the 2nd quarter of week 2, and cody kessler is a starting qb in the nfl before jared goff or paxton lynch.

pls reply

Okay, I've put this off long enough. I seriously must have missed the train on the whole "t." thing.

The hell is this?

finnish for sincerely

ex: girls can have penis, t. sensible guy

t. seans amigo

It's how you sign off on something. Just another meme

Okay. I had a feeling it was something like that, but I wasn't sure. Thanks for not memeing me.

t. a placated user

why would you come to Cred Forums, home of the Nazi Frog, if you didn't want to be memed

>I think it's crazy how teams that win are more likely to be in the playoffs

Once the title is in the playoffs, the superbowl winner is guaranteed to get it.

>already had 5 >your years
fuck off, you can bitch again after the eagles learn to owl

>mfw realizing the Browns have had EIGHT winning seasons in 35 years and only TWO were in the last 20 years
How are all of you not alcoholics yet?

Isn't Hue Jackson an established coach?
Or will the Browns find ways to give it all away as usual?

lelbron, mainly
>appears to gtfo cleveland because cleveland
>turns out to be a long con that gave the cavs irving and allowed him to come back championship tested

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CA has 4 teams now

My happiness isn't based off of whether or not a team of millionaires who don't know I exist has a winning season or not because I'm not a manchild.

>getting btfo by refs
Forgot about the illegal pick play in the end zone. Belichick must have been irate over that.

>tfw the LA rasms haven't scored since you were in diapers

feel old yet?

they haven't scored since a year before i was born

>diapers
Yea i wasnt born

Prepare your anus for a few good catches this season and 7 missed games BOYS

Fitzpatrick is better, but Miller is elite.
t. jest fan

>meanwhile
>"oh, it's /cfb/ week 3, i wonder how harbs has been doing"

>mfw harbs has scored almost 100 more points than his opponents

>Arguably the most talented team in the league
>Least likely to win a Lombardi
Which team am I?

bunguls

Close. But also yes.

Quit memeing, a team that meets both of those categories would have to be winless and have missed the playoffs last season. Browns btw

Are you inferring that the Browns are one of the most talented teams in the league or that the Bungles or (my) Tardinals will ever not choke?

NFC West
Seahawks
Cardinals
Rams
49ers

NFC East
Cowboys
Giants
Redskins
Eagles

NFC North
Packers
Bears
Giants
Lions

NFC South
Texans
Saints
Jags
Falcons

AFC North
Steelers
Bengals
Ravens
Bills

AFC East
Patriots
Jets
Browns
Panthers

AFC South
Colts
Panthers
Dolphins
Titans

AFC West
Broncos
Raiders
Chargers
Chiefs

if you dont wanna get moved then dont be an expansion team or win a superbowl

>Giants in NFCE & NFCN
Are the Vikings not allowed to be a team anymore?

Also the NFCE has too much history to be tampered with IMO

Panthers are there twice jackass

he would have caught it

> Browns
> >Arguably the most talented team in the league

Lel

Chorgers

that is painful to watch

>viqueens

cant wait for the packers to spoil the opening of their new stadium on sunday

Oh, canada, your canada is showing again

Oh my god you dont know about the buttfumble. Probably the funniest thing in the history of sports. My favorite thing is how you can see hes totally given up before he even hits the ground. Not just given up on trying to recover the ball, or even given up on the game, but given up on life. All his hopes, dreams, self respect and dignity gone before he hits the ground.

Then he just lays there and tries not to cry. Fucking classic

What am I looking at?

What did Dallas do to deserve such hatred?

having insufferable fans

>razorcakes have the cards and the pats next
>razorcakes WILL start 0-4

All the Dallas fans I know are pretty chill, maybe a little fanatical, but they're alright people.

Granted, I live in SC.

profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/14/rex-ryan-if-we-dont-win-ill-be-the-first-to-go/
what did he mean by this?

bait

>Bait

???

>I'm going to fuck the bills so badly to guarantee the jets a playoff spot then leave

>Underestimating AZ's ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

An estimate is needed for your underestimation

this
the Pats were arguably more lucky to beat the Cards last week than when Billy Cundiff blew it in 2011. Calling TO just before a FG attempt is a classic move, but this Cardinals team is better than the 2011 Ravens, and Catanzaro is WAY better than Cundiff was.

bills...had a hard life

What are the chances of a puckers vs pats owl?

0%
it's going to be a Panthers/Pats SB

how many touchdowns vs Chicago?

bout tree fiddy
no ints

how did the bills manage to implode in only week 2?

The death throes of this shir coaching staff. Rex is gone by Week 10. Ss this. Praise Kek.

>Panthers/Pats SB
I fucking wish. 13 years later. #13 will be the Owl MVP with 2 TD's (one of which is the heart-stopping game winner).

Who knows. The Bills have a steady track-record of fulfilling expectations.

Maybe it was just a fluke.

Right about the time Rex decided to remove his Lap-Band to honor the fatter twin.

McCoy's thuggery affects team morale. Chip was wise to trade him.

anyone can make webm of fitz throws last game

Post em lads.

Anyone else happy that the bears starting like shit?

At least now reality has hit in the first week and I can spend the rest of the season with lowered expectations so I won't get as angry at these sorry bunch of losers calling themselves NFL players and coaches.

-things I tell myself to be able to cope with the harsh reality of being a bears fan

template here

It has been awhile since 1985 hasn't it.

I wasn't even born then so I actually hate the MUH 85 fans

They're embarassing
>HEY DOOD ITS OKAY THAT WE SUCK BECAUSE 1985 DITKA DAAAA BEARS

Disgusting.

oh, yeah, then your team just sucks. I wouldn't change anything about how the pats have been except for 18-1. On the bright side, eventually they will be good, it's statistically impossible for them not to be.

>Eagles' TE Zach Ertz has been ruled out of Monday night's game vs. Chicago.

when you really, really, REALLY want to be Rob Gronkowski

>it's statistically impossible for them not to be.
browns

Ok, they're the exception.

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Yeah eventually maybe

That's why I keep watching

Can't ever have the good without the bad

Maybe someday in the 2020s or 2030s when they make the playoffs, I'll look back at the Cutler era and cry tears of joy and sadness at the same time

>Mike McCarthy on second-guessing after playoff losses: 'I'm not a conservative coach'

WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN'

WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN'

MMMMMMMM OH MY GOD

STOP FUCKING LYIN'

>I'm not a conservative coach

>Gronk OUT
>Hightower OUT
>Lewis OUT
>Solder OUT
>Ninkovich Please Out
>Volmer OUT
>Butler PROBABLE
CAN WE PLEASE HIRE A BETTER STRENGTH AND CONDITIONING COACH PLEASE?!

yeah seems like every year immediately half our roster is gone. is that why bill doesn't pay them?

He probably does it on purpose so, only have to offer half of what they are worth. Its bullshit.

RIP in Piece other girl's ankles

Dont know why this made me laugh.

>people posting Trappy cancer on Cred Forums

Worship your mentally ill cancer in /fit/ you dickloving faggots

Festering?

double triples, very impressive

also the NFL must really hate the Vikings, the schedule the one team that isn't affected by Vikings home field advantage and is most likely to trounce the Vikings for their new stadium opener.

It's even a night game, which historically the Vikings always lose. Couldn't imagine a bigger middle finger

ive also considered this and wondered why she wasn't just sliced at the ankles

Broncos' Brandon Marshall is elite and already protested.

i dont think you know what elite means

>Only death and despair awaits
>Meme interception in SB leads to unforgiving karma and all players ded
>mfw

You shut your whore mouth

Anyone watching the Colgate-Yale game? It's maximum comfy.

Falcons get rekt tomorrow

book it

It's been booked, lad. Fuck the Falcons.

Also the lelphins will beat the Pats, calling it now.

p-pls don't rekt us too hard rayduh user. we might start 0 and fucking 6. i can only hope it becomes a shootout tomorrow and the dirty birds win by a fg.

>Miguel Cabrera
>KC just won the WS
>Indians looking to win it all this year
>Twins are always the dark horse for whatever reason
>white sox somewhat
terrible sure

they aren't the NL central or NL east

I wouldn't count on it. The only reason Brees looked like a god is because on average he got the ball out in 2.5 seconds and 12 passes were out under 2.0 seconds. Combine that with the fact that Sean Smith was just too slow to cover Cooks and Brees had a field day.

Ryan will not get the ball out that quickly and Smith will match up very well with a big physical Julio Jones. Our pass rush will feast. Combine that with the Falcons lack of pass rush and Carr will tear you to shreds. It could get ugly and I hope it does

checked

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1/10 bait enjoy the (you)

- Animal Conference
"Carnivorous Birds" Division, Falcons, Seahawks, Eagles, Ravens
"Big Cats" Division, Lions, Bengals, Panthers, Jaguars
"Husbandry" Division, Broncos, Colts, Bills, Rams
"Other Animals" Division, Dolphins, Bears, Cardinals, Browns (they're dogs, right?)

- Humanoid Conference
"Supernatural" Division, Saints, Titans, Giants, Chargers
"Maritime" Division, Raiders, Buccaneers, Patriots, Vikings
"Wild West" Division, 49ers, Cowboys, Redskins, Chiefs
"Americana" Division, Packers, Steelers, Jets, Texans

How'd I do Cred Forums, who is >your team and how would you feel if this came true?

>off today
>off tomorrow
>and the next day and the day after that
FOOTBALL COME QUICK I'M BORED

This post. This pot right here is how I know Cred Forums is full of casuals. Nothing wrong with that, but it is what it is. Brady is a goddamn surgeon. Keep an ear out when analysts talk about 'throwing guys open.' There's a reason Welker got more fucked up in Denver than in NE. There's a reason Gronk doesn't get injured more than he already does. Gronk will not play a single snap until Brady is back under center.

>birds
dominated by the seahawks
>cats
could be interesting
>husbandry
fine
>other
cards are the clear power here
>supernatural
I feel like this would be the new NFCE
>maritime
pretty good
>wild west
between the cowboys and chiefs this is the shitposting division
>americana
Packers-Steelers rivalry would be cool

Seems cool, too bad my toxins would never see the playoffs again.

>bucs

>vikings, patriots, raiders
This is awesome. Two games a season against the raiders and the vikings. And the patriots no longer get a free division!

Don't be a dumndumb
Julio runs a 4.39 40 and cooks is a 4.33
Julio will fuck up smith and make you look like you wasted $30 million
You'll still win the game though

Anyone have webms of Le'veon Bell highlights?
Need to get hype for when he gets back and leads the Steelers to an Owl

How can he do that when he always sits out Pittsburgh's playoff games?

What does NFC stand for again?

No Fucking Chance?

We all know that the greatest black QUARTERBACK is Warren Moon. However, who is the greatest BLACK quarterback?

I'm thinking it's either Vince Young or Mike Vick.

Air McNair

Rip

Looking at this now there aren't a whole lot of teams I hate.

Nice
Faggot
Coach
you got there

What did the Cardinals do to earn your ire?

is it just me or does seattle have a lot of blown zone coverage

Which college QB are the Browns going to ruin in 2017?

>liking more AFC teams than NFC teams
pats fans are actually pathetic

If we're measuring quarterbacks on blackness I'm not sure anyone beats Vick. Motherfucker went to prison for dogfighting. You don't get much blacker than that.

I thought he wasn't even allowed near anything that has the word "football" on it or in it?

Surely (s)Cam Newton gets something for talking a big game, having a signature dance move, but literally diving away from danger during critical moments of the biggest game of the year?

I hate Bruce Arians and Tyrann Mathieu. Other than that it is just personal experience with them. I went to a Cardinals game a long time ago with a friend who happened to be a Cardinals fan. I wore an Edelman jersey, the Pats weren't even playing and I was just there because we had tickets. Anyway, I was rooting for the Cardinals right up until a drunk fan started talking shit to me and at one point told me to take off my jersey. Eventually security took him away. Whatever, just a drunk fan.

Except later on when we were leaving another one of them came out of nowhere and told me to take off my jersey again. None of it ever went up to physical confrontation, but they have a lot of belligerents in their stands. Same shit with why I hate the Seahawks.

nobody matches up "well" with Julio Jones,friend. especially not some scrub ass nigga like Sean Smith. still hoping the Raiders win though (and with no fantasy implications, wouldnt mind jones having a quiet day either)

Sure the fans are douchey
But you're just being a contrarian douche by wearing non team jersey to a game your team isnt playing
Just wear a red T-shirt you faggot

>Not knowing the difference between apathy and hate
Wew lad. Besides a lot of how I feel comes from my personal interaction with fans.

I was at the Bills game last season where Rex Ryan amped up all that "deflategate" crap. The fans there had a lot of deflated balls and pressure cuffs and what not, but it was all in good fun and none of them did anything obnoxious.

Compare that to the Iggles, for instance. I've never been to a Philly game, but I do personally know someone who had a beer bottle thrown into his back while attending one. I've also spent enough time here arguing with them to know they aren't reputable people.
>B-but its passion
No, getting emotional over a game is passion. Hitting, spitting, and whatever is just being a scumbag and that is what Philly excels at.

>pats fag
>doesn't know about filling this template out
It goes from middle-to-whatever mood you feel for the team, not starting from hate to apathy to love.

Julio Jones is the best WR in the NFL. He's better than Brown.

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I'm not going to wear the colors of a team I don't support. It is just a fucking game, to make threats over me not wearing your gay ass colors is pathetic. I'll wear whatever I want and if you don't like then do something about it. If you're not going to do anything about it then shut up and let me watch the game.

please see

Everyone else fills it out the way I filled it out. Are you really this autistic where you can't handle someone doing something a way you don't?

>yfw Willie fucking Snead had more yards than Cooks

Yeah it's not just one matchup

>this mad that a manlet WR is better

I can see potential Bruce hate, but why Mathieu?

Also yeah, AZ has tons of belligerent drunks. People treat me like an anomaly because I'm a guy in his mid-20's that doesn't drink alchohol.

Well, red would still sort of be your team colors. But still, it's silly not to wear what you want where you want. Jerseys aren't exactly cheap too.

Also I wonder if part of that was hate for Edelman when he was a Rasm?

Still though, belligerent retards are a small factor in why I don't normally attend games (normally just don't buget it, though I might try for a game this season)

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Honestly, both ways make enough sense.

she jumped obv

It just doesn't make scene to not start from Apathy (a neutral opinion) and move to either Hate or Love you dumb fuck. You're so autistic you can't even think "hey, that looks like a wrong way to fill that out." I bet you like the 90s Pats jersey over the more elite red and white jerseys too you fag

you guys are fucking triggering me right now with your autism. IT. DOESN'T. MAKE. SENSE. TO. FILL. IT. OUT. THAT. WAY. REEEEEE fuck you

Do you even watch baseball you fucking retard? If anything playing for the Tigers hurts Cabrera because their stadium is too fucking big and moonshots that would be homers in most ballparks get picked off at the warning track. Miggy is the one meme hitter who really is as good as people say.

I agree but some stands just tend to have more drunks than others. I've been to 3 away games in total and after that Cardinals game (which was like 5 years ago) I aim to never go to another away game again.

And for what it is worth, maybe I don't hate the Cardinals as a franchise, just the fans. Similar to how I feel about the Seahawks and Cowboys now that I think about it.

So without his OGs Houstons gonna crush Alex smith? I want a good revenge game.

Looking at it from negative/neutral/postive stance, it's like people are simply counting up from like - 10 to 10. Yes starting from 0 makes more sense in this case, but the point is none the less conveyed regardless.

hardly fucking anybody does it that way, but if you want to be an autist its a good thing i made this a year or two ago. But the other way is still just as good

Larry Fitzgerald is the best wr in the nfl

>Being this upset over something this small
You may really be an autist. I mean, an exceptional individual.

>patriots above a 0
Gay nigga

thank you for soothing my triggered state, chargers fan. I always root for you guys over the raidturds

You don't hate the 49ers? The team that literally decimated your one shot to greatness? Are you a cuck?

Almost makes me wish beer companies weren't such huge sponsors. People are already on emotional extremes during games, having them inebriated only worsens things.

i don't really like tom brady but the pats are fun to watch

i wasnt even alive. and nate kaeding decimated our shot at greatness more than the niners did i'd rather 2006 be the won owl than 94

I can guarantee if I wore a packers jersey to Gillette while the pats are playing the bills I'd get harassed far more than just 2 times with words alone

guess who was covering snead on most of those routes?

Sean Smith he had a terrible game but the rest of the Raiders secondary was pretty solid. I think he bounces back this week and while Jones certainly isn't shut down were not going to see a repeat of last week. Mostly because the pass rush though

I can guarantee you would too.

thats the thing with pats fans is they believe everyone is out to get them when they in fact are more disrespectful towards other teams and fans as the others are to them. typical bwoss-tan attitudes

chargers/iggles is a stealth broship

I've heard 'I kinda like the chargers' many times over the years here in philly

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I ship the chargers and the eagles too. I have a reasonably autistic reason for that broship and I think its valid. I watch the eagles first choice if the chargers aren't playing. Glad to hear philly might like us too.

deleted old post because reasons involving mobile and lack of trips

How do you think he's holding up?

Brady? He's fine.

Read a story that he literally pulled Wes Welker out of a bar to run routes for him. He's a nut, but that's part of the reason he's so damn good.

Because you DON'T just drift off into a nice abyss. You will be in excruciating pain for at least a good 30 minutes, then its possible you just plain pass out and puke all of the stuff up and survive the whole ordeal. Then wake up in a hospital as a vegetable for the rest of your life.

Which NFL team does Cosmo Kramer support?

Underrated post. It's just a game anons.

Absolutely disgusting
I hope you wear you're $20 edeljew jersey to Oakland and you get shivved you faggot
Bawston fans are disgusting

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>hating the Packers more than your divisional rivals

Wut?

I never forgot Super Bowl II.

It's more like a friendly rivalry between AFC West teams for me, I also really enjoy bantering with Chargers fans.

What was the first Super Bowl you can remember? I remember Super Bowl V. It was a spaghettifest.

XLII

That game was beautiful

Stefon Diggs or Carlos hyde?

It's payton

It's payton on sunday morning.

>the Buffalo bills were cucked by every team in the NFCE save the Iggles

@AdamSchefter
Sam Bradford expected to start for Vikings on Sunday night vs Green Bay, per @GoesslingESPN. Bradford took all reps w/ starting O this week.

Niners fan here, Riggs is gonna have a much easier matchup than Hyde even if he's getting most of the carries

the time for excuses is over, he's on a good team with good receivers. If he can't take this team to the playoffs and be in form by the end of the season then the problem is him.

Peyton

>Bills fans

Its Sunday
It's Sunday on Peyton morning.

absolutely homosexual

Nice projection.

faggot with insincere rivalries detected

>Packers CB Sam Shields (concussion) has been ruled out of Sunday's game vs. Vikings.

>Packers starting CBs will be Randall, Rollins, and Ladarius Gunter

Oh boy.

>insincere rivalries

What, Have you never heard of a friendly rivalry? Fuck off with this shit bitch

>faggot with insincere rivalries detected

Have you never heard of a friendly rivalry? You should try and get outside more you retarded anime poster.

Cred Forums hid my first post for some reason but you get the picture.

>haha it's all just in good fun :^)

I love to hate my rivals too
keyword: hate

also fucking samefaging newfag

Did you forget to take off your trip you mongoloid.

>replying to the same post twice

Tripfaggots, everyone.

what is even going on in here?

>>haha it's all just in good fun :^)

You do realize it's a fucking ball game right?
Grow the fuck up.

>I love to hate my rivals too keyword: hate

Good for you bitch.

@71286814
>You do realize it's a fucking ball game right?
>Grow the fuck up.

casuals please go

>bitch

is school not in session yet?

see
I couldn't see my first post : - (

You make me ashamed to be a Raidnigger. Take your fucking trip off.

>mfw the Raiders win the AFC West

You seem mad

you seem to be a faggot

Holy cow dude you are so mad right now.

i only just got here, and can already tell you're a massive faggot

I'm not him man. I hope you shut up please you newfag loser.

Stay salty

I hope the Raiders lose tomorrow and I am a Raiders fan. kys.

I don't even know what to say to that.

Are you autistic?

I'm pretty sure you aren't a fan if you want them to lose dude.

>/nfl/ general - teenage girl drama edition

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>Packers CB Shields out in concussion protocol
As if our defense wasn't flimsy enough

Got it

I remember the Super Bowl Shuffle but not the actual game
Giants winning the next year was the first I recall, in my young child mind I was sure the Broncos would lose because they had their white uniforms and I figured they 'got their power' from the orange uniforms

the next years superbowl obviously disproved that theory

I barely remember One Yard Short. Ravens-Giants was the first I somewhat remember. I was playing with my Wild Thornberrys toys from Burger King for most of it, but from what I saw it was a terrible game.
First one I actively watched was Pats-Rams.

Which two out of: latavius murray, blount and jennings?

Murray and Blount both had good games last week, but im afraid murray bight be replayed by the other running backs
jennings did shit last week but hes a clear cut running back and muh matchup vs. saints

I don't play fantasy but playing Patriots RBs can't be the best idea. You never know if they're getting 30 or 2 carries this week.

yeah but blounts basically their only goal line back and running back at this point

Shut the fuck up, casual you're embarassing an entire country. En vladislav from a third world shithole knew the answer immediately. This is not a difficult fucking choice you mongoloid. And take that shit to the appropriate fucking general you greasy shameful shitsipper.

Who do Chefs fans hate more: Broncos or Raiders?

But the answer is blount and jennings you stupid maple syrup sucking piece of shit

contact me after the games when blount and jennings scores more than murray, you retarded cocksucking moosefucking faggot

you call me a casual, ive been watching every single patriots game since you were in diapers and i was still dicking your whore of a mother

DEN

you know what makes even less sense?

moving from apathy to hate, then hate to love, or again starting at apathy and moving to love, and then hate

that's an unnatural progression you fucking idiot

that's like having a number line that starts at 0, goes to ten, and suddenly inverts to negative values

holy fuck you're retarded you honestly just need to stop posting right now

historically, raiders

anyone who hates denver more other than when they are dominating the division is underage.

Heading to Eagles - Ravens game in Baltimore later this year.

How are Ravens fans with visiting fans? Went to Eagles - Redskins a couple seasons ago and theyre pretty beta

>beta
by which you mean they're not brainless units of degenerate, drunk human trash that don't sincerely confront and start with with random fucking people over artificial, manu-fucking-factured team-identities and politics, right?

yeah WE'RE the betas for not ruining everyone's experience with trivial bullshit you'd expect from real housewives characters

WE'RE the betas

you're a fucking joke

*confront and start shit with

TYBB

As a Ravens fan we don't really care about opponent fans unless they're shittsburgh or cheatriot fans

TYBB

TYBB

tybb

TYBB

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Old Bay was literally the best trip

what a stupid fucking image

it would make more sense if it stated posting TYBB will only work for the bengals, or teams that are outside of the afcn

as it stands a browns, ravens, and steelers fans can respond to this with TYBB and potentially will their Bengal rivals to injury which is completely fucking counter-intuitive to what burflict, the player who is imparting the blessing, would want

it's a contradiction

whoever made this image is a fucking idiot

As if having Shields would help kek

*will only work for the bengals and teams outside of the afce

>dubs

Burfict confirmed to skydive into the stadium, rip Ben's arm from it's socket again and BTFO Manlet Brown one more time

TYBB

>Boltfag hates the Pants

Why?

*will only work for the bengals and teams outside of the afcn

Go go go

I'm starting to think you're the one who's a fucking idiot senpai

TYBB

deviltrips confirm you did it wrong. start from the center, go left for hate and right for love

I thought you were better than this, Jewfriend.

captcha: 420

>one post early

>you mean 2

500th for jets

TYBB

>DEN:Kubiak vague on Demaryius Thomas playing
> CHI:Bears may scale back Kevin White's route tree
> SEA:Carroll: Jimmy Graham will be more involved
> FA:Free agent LB Manny Lawson suspended 2 games
> LAR:Big Rams news: No. 1 pick Goff now No. 2 QB
> MIA:Foster (hamstring) draws the questionable tag
> NE:Chris Hogan questionable after Fri. downgrade
> NE:Patriots list Gronk as questionable for Wk 2
> GB:Packers CB Shields (concussion) is doubtful
> BUF:Report: Front office forced Rex to fire Roman
> ATL:Julio (ankle) not on injury report for Week 2
> KC:Chiefs without both starting OGs at Houston

heart disease