/f1/ - Singabore GP

haven't seen anything yet because i wasn't here yesterday but didn't the red bull boys say they were going to end first?
are they getting btfo or haven't they really tried setting a quali pace lap yet

It is a water monitor lizard user. They are real fast, just don't let one get close to you.

any lizard webms?

>Jenson Button has never won the Singapore GP

THIS IS THE YEAR LADS

Can't imagine you see those fuckers that often in your concrete jungle

I thought it was one of Bernie's relatives

F1 has way too many street circuits

All the cars going into DEJA VU mode, i love it

That lizard is still on 2014 regulations. Look closely it has the dicknose.

I would expect big things from Button this weekend. Singapore is a real CHASSIS track and I'd bet Mclaren has the best one on the grid. Nothing short of a top 5 in quali would be acceptable. For the race, a podium is on the cards for sure. Just look at the stats this season. Rosberg won every race until Jenson put the Mclaren in the points, and since then hes only won once. He's in Rosbergs head, got that PSYCHOLOGICAL advantage, and will blow the kid the fuck out when they go wheel to wheel. He's gonna be gunning for the win, I'm sure of it. Honestly, the only question I have about this weekend is whether or not Lewis Hamilton can handle racing with a REAL BRITON.

f1 has way too many races in shitty parts of the world

OFFICIAL F1 ANIMALS POWER RANKING

1. GROUNDHOGS
2. LIZARDS
3. POOINLOOS
4. BIRDS

9001. MEMEGULLS

Is it still on the track?

>lizards not top

kys

>Sainz
>Kyvat
>Verstappen
>Ricciardo

RBR sandbagging confirmed?

>implying turkey the shittiest of the shitty parts of the world doesn't have the greatest track of all time
shitty can be good

>lizard not eternally first

>sport for billionaire european playboys
>race in third world shitholes

how does this always happen?

Red Bull sandbagging so hard, what are they trying to obscure?

>apes not listed

>kangaroos not no.1

DROPPED

>Mad Frogman

sorry but this lad is just too based

Fucking Grosjean. How can he be such a pussy?

youtube.com/watch?v=VaU6pqhwur4

Why not Pablos Deer on the list?

Probably yeah. I would rate him above Rosberg. But people seem to shit on Rosberg a lot. Sure he doesn't have the wheel-to-wheel skills of Alonso or Hamilton but honestly, if you look at his career, he is really quite a strong driver.

I'm not even a Nico fan at all, but did anyone actually think he would stand a chance against Schumacher as his teammate? He ended up demolishing him (yes Schumi was old and had to get used to the car and tires etc, but still it is no easy feat to comfortably beat fucking Schumacher).

Did anyone think Rosberg would be anywhere close to Hamilton in terms of performance?

When people realized in 2014 that Merc had a GOAT car, did anyone actually think Rosberg would challenge Hamilton at all?

The fact that he is keeping up with Hamilton at all is honestly a pretty stunning result. The fact that he has Hamilton as a teammate (who is objectively one of the top 5 best drivers of the 2000's) and he hasn't gone full Webber/Rubens/Massa is worth quite a lot. If he wins (lucks into) this championship, its going to mean a lot more than the average championship.

4th

>Pussy
>French

You do the math

Looks like Max's dad's chub daughter is around again. Maybe she should try and lose some kilos by driving around here.

Quelle le baisage did you just fucking say about moi, you peu bitte? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my lycee in the Renault crashing academie, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Fernando Alonso, and I have over 1 confirmed race bans. I am trained in wheel-to-wheel warfare and I’m the top divebomber in the whole of Swiss motorsports. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will crash you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on la Terre, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Maldonados across Venezuela and your telemetry is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, connard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your engine. You’re fucking dead, mome. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just at La Source. Not only am I extensively trained in losing my front wing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Scuderia Ferrari and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable car off the surface of the track, you little backmarker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, tu fichu cretin. I will shit la furie all over you and you will DNF in it. You’re fucking dead, putain.

what about the kitty from baku?

>quelle le baisage

And that dog that got killed
Plus we've had humans on the track

Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1. :)

>MUH HEAT

jesus hamilton just kill yourself

They are more uncommon nowadays compare to 20years back.

We used to have huge ass wild Pytons found hiding in office ceilings.

Wildlife getting rarer. Used to see colourful kingfishers near storm drains.

CITY OF HAMILEL

>+1.4

True. Way too many Hermann Tilke abomanations in a middle of a desert.

>hamilkek
high chuckle

>tfw Hamilton burns to death

>HAM

>Poois Hamilel

Hamilshit exposed

WELL DONE BAKU

I actually really like the singapore track, tho I agree that there are too many shitholes on the calendar.

>"Leaving Lotus, the team that I've spent my entire career in, just prior to the known Renault buyout, knowing that the team would become a works team with a huge budget and own engine in order to try my luck with an American backmarker team with a Dallara chassis was a great career move!" -Ratemain Bigjeans

>"My career is definitely not over as soon as Haas pulls out from the sport in a few years!" -R8main

>"I'm definitely not driving for Haas to get in line for Gimis Ferrari seat but I definitely think that I should be driving for Ferrari"

JUST the driver

why do all cities have the same architecture?

why dont more asian cities have sky scrapers like the taipai 101 or other stuff that actually has a relation to asian architecture? Pagoda sky scrapers are cool as fuck

Sandbagging over?

>Dallara chassis
based tbqh

Because the International Jew hates cultural differences.

I hope the new owners would finally get rid of Monaco. FFS, that track has nothing to do with racing.

>tfw FOM contracts specify a certain number of races in Europe each season
>tfw Baku has to become the European GP to satisfy that request

I would absolutely love to see Grosjean in a Ferrari. I believe he is fast as hell. He had some amazing laps in the 2013 Lotus.

Because its the same or similar type of big companies in every big city that want big buildings like New York

I would argue that e.g. Shanghai or Hong Kong skyline is quite considerably different from Singapore though

Singapore is hardly a real city, let alone a country. One of the least genuine places I've ever been

Gimmi!!!

Try Belgium

well i mean they all hire western architecture firms but they could at least try and stylize skyscrapers to have an asian touch

because sky scrapers because incredibly expensive to construct and maintain and clean when they have special snowflake architecture
they all look the same because they all use efficient, safe and cheap to construct/maintain designs

So, RIC HAM VES is a safe bet for quali?

are we all in agreement here that belgium is not a real country?

POTTERY.

>HAM

lmao

That's making the end of year meme board

>lemmington 8th
The fuck happened?

how does f1 manage to meme this hard

STILL

he is choking

>Vettel forgot how to set up a car
>Hamilton isn't on it
>Maxtappen burns his rears

So, ROS vs RAI vs RIC then

dubs for a Force India podium

Yea Belgium isn't great either

Also considering that the Netherlands and Belgium are basically the same country, why is Belgium so noticeably shitty? Taking a train from Netherlands to Belgium, Belgium literally visually looks dirtier. Trash on streets, more graffiti, banged up cars, just more run down in general.

What is the reason for this?

Germany is also honestly quite shitty looking, I was surprised how ghetto some areas of it looked. Urban France is just a category of it's own.

Netherlands is probably the cleanest and nicest Central European country I've been to so congrats

made me feel like a manlet tho

I Poop?

>WHEN YOU DRIVE NEVER DRINK

This will never stop annoying me.

Meme magic

what do you have so far?

Oh I'm not making it - I was suggesting it should have a place there.

Later in the year I might if nobody else does though

Yea, it should be the other way around. This means that its okay to drink and THEN drive. Not just drink while driving.

is kiwiblyat back in the saddle?

>Blyat in front of Choco

...

>Vettels SINGAPORE MAGIC

Why is Crofty such a fucking loser? I hate his voice.

Because the Belgian government is terrible, it also has a worse economy because the walloons are holding them back.

>Hulkenberg 8 tenths up on Perez in FP3
>he will probably be behind Perez in the race anyway

I don't get why they couldn't just have "Don't drink and drive" instead of fucking it up with retarded phrasing.

Missed most of FP3. How did Amx react to it as well as the commentators?

>be lowly formula 1 serf mechanic
>separated from family for the entire year for the racing season and post season mechanical work
>get shipped to third world shitholes
>fight off man eating snakes and komodo dragons from your paddock with a carbon fiber wretch and exploding tire landmines
>work all day and all night to set up the car for the next race
>driver shows up the day of the practice session, hungover, and locks up and crashes in his first lap
>spend the next days working day and night never resting to get ready for the race
>driver gets psyched out by lizard in cockpit and crashes on first lap

such is life

IF YOU HAPPEN TO OPERATE MOTORIZED VEHICLES AVOID THE CONSUMPTION OF C_2 H_6 O

Maybe it's because you are a manlet m8.

Max battling Hamilton hype. This race is going to be a bloodbath.

This. Current campaign is trash

>le worst car I have driven in a long long long long long time

Its all in the hipster generation. You cant be like everyone else, F1 has to be unique....

Fuck Grosjean, what a cunt.

>they probably got Ron Dennis to write it
Would explain everything

>worst car ever
Holy shit Fat John what happend to USA USA USA USA

...

>hamilton, rosberg, vettel, raikkonen, amx and ricciardo all crash on the first lap together

would this make a good race?

>Worst car I've driven in a very very long time

hahahahahhaa

CANT PASS THE HAAS

how to guarantee you will never drive for a big team. Imagine if he said somethign like this about a Ferrari. Imagine if Gimi or Vettel were actually honest about Ferrari, they would be fired in 2 seconds

Would somebody please stuff a baguette down Romain's throat

why doesnt Penske expand to f1? im sure he'd get the sponsorships and funding

> Torro Rosso 1-2

lewd

Yeah this was fucking bad as well.
I wonder who decides what to put on these.

They should be shot.

where do you think the manors are going to end up?

>alcohol ads that say don't drink are ok
>tfw we could still have tobacco advertising if the Marlboro Man lit a cigarette and said "don't smoke"

Those tobacco execs were greedy basterds

>yfw kvyat wins

lauda said that to old man enzo im pretty sure

...

N-no homo.

>hiring an angry frog and realizing F1 isn't that awesome

Gene Haas on suicide watch

Belgium isn't like the Netherlands above the rivers at all. Anything below the rivers might be somewhat like Flanders but even then the Dutch are far more direct and less polite.

The reason the Netherlands is relatively clean and has less ghettos is because we imported a shitton of people from some North African countries to do all the shitty labor. Then we didn't give them proper money so their kids essentially have to do the same work. Now they're all mad, but we just have uneducated white people do all the civil cleaning instead.

Belgium absolutely has us beat on scenery though.

Sainz BTFO by Kvyat
RIP

>like a horse with horns

why is f1 so anti-fun?

Nascar, GT racing, indycar, and stock car racing are a fucking blast

why dont they learn from those series?

>Mclelren Hondshit

>muh Aero, muh Monte Carlo, muh Singapore where Hondshit PU doesn't matter so much

Kek'd

Two shit companies found together and produced a moneyburning shit car.

I don't know what kind of sick erotic fantasies you guys have, but I just want Grosjean to shut the fuck off

well look at lauder's face now

pure coincidence right?

This sounds scary ;_;

I think Roger Penske has been invited by Gene Haas to come look at F1 one day, who knows

GODZILLA STRIKES

yeah in a movie

jk

Lauda is a good driver though and he didn't say it in public in a live broadcast watched by millions of people

Haas will be even more of a backmarker next year.

>Sauber now has money
>Renault is now Renault and have focused only on next years car
>Toro Rosso will continue to piece together a half-decent car
>Manor started work on 2017 car in January and have money and good engines

Haas will literally be the worst car on the grid in 2017

>ywn murder godzilla

...

i wonder what andretti thinks about current f1?

doubt hes a fan

Yeah all those gullible idiots bought the story about the M'Nordschleife crash, when he was just waterboarded in the boiling spaghetti water until he swore to never insult a Ferrari again.

F1 has superior memes though. And all the off-track bullshit is hilarious sometimes.

why is every car silver

im bored

>Toro Rosso will continue to piece together a half-decent car
I also assume they will get Renault engines next year??

this midget swimmer commercial

I strony advice all of /f1/ to turn in later this year to MotoGP's Australian round at Phillip Island. The seagulls are getting REKT there every year, its' great.

yes

>thanks for not aborting me.jpg

is the peugeot 308 the worst car in the world?

>mexican cowboy
>asian cowboy
>native american cowboy
>black cowboy

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP SSTOASEYP[FERHWCQw

I would give my first born for a GP2/3 race right now

You forget McLelren Hondshit

They will be about the same level.

Implying you even have Wife/Kids

No GP2 in Spore?

>ultimate beetle racing

If you could add one track to calendar, what it would be? Also, what track would you remove?

who is this phallic philanthropist

i keep seeing her everywhere

add pic related, remove baku

No there isn't this year.
Back in Malaysia

Add, Nordschleife
Remove, Bahrain. That one memey night race is not enough to save its shit racing

add kymiring
remove monaco

i'd give the ability to add turkey and remove monza for the ability to make GP2 go to every race on the calendar
the fact that the worst track for f1 was baku but it was also the best track for GPKino makes me think that all these "shitty" tracks are actually goat and we just need Kino to race on them and i want to see Kino at australia and singapore

Add Isle of Man, remove Silverstone.

this beetle race is exciting

But Bahrain is good

Remove Silverstone and the British GP as we really don't have decent tracks (Brands Hatch and Donnington are not at all good).

Add Norisring but make the run to the hairpin longer.

>i want to see Kino at australia
It's unaustralian. V8 M8

>2001
>MUH Benetton-Renault glory days return!
>decent drivers, shit car, shit engine
>Renault takes 4 more years to win on a regular basis

>2010
>MUH Schumacher Brawn dream team!
>shit car, Schumacher gone too long
>team only starts to win big time when both are gone

>2012
>MUH Williams-Renault glorious reunion
>one win courtesy of Hamilton running out of gas
>shit otherwise

>2015
>MUH McLaren Honda GLORIOUS NIPPON ENGINE
>it'll so totally be like 1988-1991, guys!

I seriously hope everyone who genuinely thought McLaren and Honda would be successful has offed themselves by now.

McLaren:
>had perhaps the fastest car in 2012, but shit reliability
>had a shot at the title in 2010
>was in competition for 2007/8
>whole lot of fragile shit from 2001-2006, fucked up 2009, 2013 and 2014 big time

Honda:
>Mugen Honda's were poor
>big comeback planned for 2000 as works team
>'where were you when Harvey Postlethwaite died'
>be a shit engine supplier for a few years
>buy BAR, win once
>turns a competitive team of 3 years into backmarkers
>runs away from the sport on the eve of having a dominant car
>'y-you too, F1!'

It's like everybody's nostalgia goggles are glued on when it comes to F1. Take your fucking head out of your ass and realize that literally no 'reunion' has worked in F1 since the 60s. Fuck you, Fernando.

Implying GPKino wasn't only good a Baku because it's a street circuit that no-one knew how to drive. While being early enough in the year for wins to matter and not care about the championship

>Add
Indianapolis inside circuit
Daytona inside circuit
Nordschleife
Watkins Glen
Road America
Sebring
Imola
Le Mans
Zandvort

>Remove
Bahrain
Abu Dhabi
Singapore
China
Sochi
Australia
Austin
Malaysia
the f1 calendar is shit

penske has been in f1 before.

Which Le Mans circuit? The Bugatti?
And Zandvoort? Please no, it's shit. Totally not suited for F1.

They should rename it Gimiring

add istanbul park, dump baku.

the one used in the 24 hour

keep the chicanes in the straights

>I seriously hope everyone who genuinely thought McLaren and Honda would be successful has offed themselves by now.

Alive and well on Le Reddit, fingering their own assholes while stroking each others cock to the idea that the RELENTLESS Mr. Jenson Button MBE will be back in a WCC quality Mclaren Honda in 2018

Yeah, and look how well that went

>lewis hamilton
>talent

whatver you say bud

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Hans Binder the father of the guy racing in Formula 3.5?

How did that big frog even get onto the track?

JUST DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

NICOS HIT ME

His dad forced him to be a racing driving and redbull signed him

kek

which team has the most fun do you think?

Ferrari and Haas seem like carnivals

>tfw no hesketh racing

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I missed all the practice sessions. Is there a webm of the lizard?

>ferrari
>fun

Go to bed America, you're drunk

scroll up

>1:43.885

Why aren't we even close to this qualy time of last year?

Do the track conditions differ so much compared to last year or have the car slowed down?

I always thought it would be interesting at Mercedes, where your drivers are quoted about a 'difficult weekend' because theres a slight possibility they might not start first and second.

I would say Farce India

Every other team always has some sort of drama going on at any give time

am i missing something?

since when do italians take anything seriously?

It's a slightly different track, they adjusted some of the corners. I don't know if that's why but it's my suspicion.

manor or toro rosso (if you're not kvy)
or mclaren if you're chill like button and just taking a pay-check and know your expectations are low

Has anyone made a " Nico hit me joke " this weekend ? Regarding his crash into the wall

is qualifying today?

yep, 1 bong 15 bings

Quali is tomorrow now. Some sort of rare lizard running around the paddock area. New owners don't want to bad press of getting it killed so have deployed animal catchers about

1 bong and 14 bings away m8

I suspect the lizards are part of a live action promotion for Pokemon Go

F1 has posted the lizard video someone pls make a webm out of it

I had to check if that was real. Someone got paid to do that? Someone sober?

Bahrain out. Bathurst in.

>Lizard is waiting for the car to pass before crossing
>Trully a Singapore lizard

Ok seriously, what is up with this interest in a lizard?

I am lost.

it's getting hard to not hate hamilton

i've been a fan since 2009

>Justin Wilson who?
>The Indycar racer
>Ohh that guy

Most countries do not have lizard crossings.

what did he do now?

lizards are cool and pretty uncommon

Why are there no sneks on track in australia all the time btw?

What if his next girlfriend is taylor swift.
She won't not date him because he's short btw.
She's dated shorter in that werewolf guy from the Twilight films

This whole year is Sergio Marchionne breathing down the necks of everyone, Vettel being salty because they can't set a car up the way he likes it. Arivebenis is on suicide watch right now.

Force India seem to be the most whack. Probably because it's owned by a guy that runs a beer company and is a legal fugitive.

We have car crossings, the lizards basically run shit here.

That would achieve full meme status

because there's a little bit of steve irwin in all of us and so we jump on, wrastle then stick our thumbs up the butts of any snakes in the surrounding area

Nice to see Flavio back in the paddock

thats a big lizard

People really seem to have selective memory when it comes to Honda.

Everyone seems to remember the McLaren-Honda glorydays of the 80s and early 90s perfectly, but somehow seem to forget the entirety of Honda's more recent involvement in F1.

>Earth car
>BAR
>1 win in the whole 2000s era

This is the Honda that McLaren has partnered up with, not the one from the 80s. Most of the dudes who worked at Honda back then are either dead or retired. In fact, Honda is now trying to bring these old fucks out of retirement so their engine could be good again.

I mean its fucking hilarious that Honda built a chassis that was so good that when they actually got a decent engine into it, it was the best thing on the grid by miles.

most people here literally never go outside

you need to understand that forests in europe are mostly tundra forest, not many living diversities, compared to the southeast asia's

For (You)

>Vettel can't set up a car

More like the car just isn't as good as the Merc or Red Bull and Kimi drives it better than he does, and I gave up hope on Kimi in 2008

is it the time?
youtube.com/watch?v=GZRT5EmcCDQ

>Damon Hill is 42
Wow

he's 56

Not the user you're replying to but holy shit not all of Europe is tundra. Stop embarrassing us.

there are lizards in florida and the south but holy shit these ones arent like 5 feet long

>there was a marshall there chasing after it
>im not sure what he was going to do when he got to it

I meant Ferrari can't set it up the way he wants it. I wouldn't be surprised if Vettel is too babby to communicate setup, but I think that was something he was good at.

But I think Vettel's style suits Red Bulls high-downforce design ideology. Ferrari is basically MOAR POWER and pretending they actually bother to design a wing.

Singapore is an embarrasment. Anyone that isn't a pleb knows that you're one of the most uncultured places on earth, and you all want to be white.

I have been to the black forest of germany and scandinavia's forest. Tundra may be a misnomer, I should say monotonous forest

I hope that crocodile got home safely.

they fucked that night

I think you meant giant spiders.

i wish Lancia was still alive

we need more exploding race cars

(((Liberty))) Media

Saved

Actually have to agree with you on this one. It's not so much of a lack of culture as a fake culture engineered by the government to make us look good.
It's a nice place to live sure but it's not much more than that.

Isn't Mallya on the run for tax evasion or some shit?I think that qualifies as drama

hmmmm

That water monitor lizard that cross the road not even an adult. Late teens at best. The adult ones have a total length almost equal to the width of a hummer.

Ask those Singaporeans that done their NS in the army.

Do you think Enrique iglesias will be at the race track this weekend ?

This fox sports girl is preggo.
Haha. Time for zika.

Better than selling it to some Oil Sheik

Or a Chinaman

that's been the case for at least 3 years. he's very much 'separate' from force india, apparently, so they are not affected.

3 years of mismanagement.
Bernie buys it back.

Fucking Americans will ruin this "sport" 2bh.

Please. Comodo dragon is in indon.

euros are retards when it comes to the entertainment industry

NASCAR and Indy are run so much better than F1. American ownership of F1 is probably a good thing

kek

What do you think iwill be in Bernie's will when he dies ?

Yeah, 3 races in the Americas

>series A shares

>As my last will I declare all my money be spent on an eternal ice cream supply for Nick the Greek

He'll leave everything to choco

Remove Melbourne, add new Perth track.

>Activate it.

Underrated

HOLY SHIT LIBERTY MEDIA ALSO OWNS THE FUCKING ATLANTA BRAVES. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

F1 IS FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOMED.

Pls don't generalise us, lad.

>tfw miss cart so much

So excited to see the quali, cant wait to see who are going to get get pole and second place!

Add Turkey, remove Spain

Who are they?

Reminder Bernie's wife is 47 years younger than him

>2001
Me confirmed for Aloha Snackbar

I love Bernie

Shush, Aparecida.

Hating Bernie is the ultimate reddit-tier opinion

Is he going to crash again lads?

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Obligatory.

Those Verstappens are so weird the way they walk it makes me laugh holy shit

Where would Mclel be today if they hadn't switched for Honder in a MWL-era?

1st for Amd amx victory after hamilton crashes on lap 56

Bernie's mother-in-law

>the united states of mean BMI 28.8

where is that cute little marten even coming from

that's cooked

around where ferrari and rb are

Are your European digestive tracts ready

So is mine.

How can you even digest this food?

2014-tier,they've shown us exactly what they can do with a Merc engine and they were still shit

Water Monitor lizard not equal Komodo dragon user.

What's the point of replacing Kvyat?

He IS a good driver at the end of the day. He is just JUSTing in epic proportions.

Gasly isn't really lighting the world on fire and he isn't even destroying Giovinazzi who is a rookie (who might win GP2 in his first season), who prior to 2016 wasn't even that highly rated.

The Red Bull seats are filled. Neither of them are going anywhere anytime soon unless there is a massive clash of personalities. So what's the point? Bring Gasly into F1 so he can race a few seasons and become the next Buemi?

Max isn't leaving RB. Ricky will only leave if Ferrari wants him. That would leave 1 seat open. And is Gasly really THAT good that he is Red Bull material?Probably not.

Coming to an F1 race near you

that looks delicious 2bh

Anyone got that website that lists all the streams for the weekend? The link I quote is pretty shit quality.

streamshare.in/index.php

make it stop

Is it weird I want this inside me?

what the fuck is dis

youtube.com/watch?v=e-7UbU45a1U

>not even ted and crofty are delusional enough to give palmer a chance

>He's a good driver, except when he isn't.

I wouldn't replace him either tho. Especially when he's so much fun.

this looks like someone disemboweled a fat kid onto a bun. I'm not convinced.

if you think America is going to fuck up f1 just watch 1 indy 500 race or a daytona 500 race

Nothing compares to the spectacle that american racing puts on for the fans

we order squadrons of F18 hornets and f15s to fly overhead just because we can

this shit is getting flame throwers and machine guns

>england will be represented by an african american in 2017

bacon, more bacon and a big chunk of idontknowwhat meat.

All those qts you see on the Grid work for the PR department, right ?

>nothing compares to a race in which all you have to do is turn left
Just image how much it must suck. You're there, your skin being burned by sun.
And the show is just cars turning left for an infinite number of laps on an oval track

>Ricky will only leave if Ferrari wants him
He'll jump to a faster car, not a slower one. If Merc offered him Rosberg's seat he'd take it, otherwise he's better to stay where he is with the reg changes.

I too love 70% ads and 30% turnleft

>NASCAR and Indy are run so much better than F1.

indy? really? split into two competitions, before a reformation that dropped all foreign races.

in some ways i'm not sure that the organisation and running of nascar and indy can be compared to f1. neither nascar or indy leave the north american continent, which must make organisation and running far easier.

Bring back Maldonado for more fun.

What are your thoughts on Bottas to Renault lads?

Are you talking about the grid girls? They're models hired through an agency.

second-best mercedes powered team.

He's got to do it. the Renault will be a race winning car soon.

did you go to raffles or hwa chong

Every singaporean I have ever met went to one of those two schools. Why do you only have 2 schools?

Imagine going halfway around the world to see an F1 race, just to have the guy next to you pay $15 to eat this

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And Williams seem to be going backwards

im picking my nose and eating what i find

>race in east asia
>starts later than euro races

why do they put it on so late

>button is a world champion
that was a very forgettable season

>the kill-chips planted in the brains of all team principles, designers, engineers, drivers and F1 journalists explode, effectively ending the sport
>only Hamilton is left, because his brain barely functions in the first place

They had a shit chassis that year and ((((presumably)))) they're chassis is their car's strong point in the last 2 years so they shouldn't be as bad as they were in 2014.

That, plus, Based Nando in the team.

I'm curious over who will replace Nico or Lewis when one of them leaves Mercedes

Button is the least deserving world champion since Hunt

Wehrlein most likely, possibly Bottas since Toto manages him

do you think Liberty Media lists a jar full of tater tots as one of their assets?

I'm sure these tater tot nachos will be a hit in Mexico

Toppi Kekkinen

I thought it was already confirmed that he will stay on Williams. Moving to Renault would be good for him though, he'll just bury his career with Williams.

Dubs for WEHrmacht in Q3

* D Hill, J Villeneuve

Mediocrities who lucked into Williams' best years

At least Hunt had colour...

Because it is a nightrace genius.

RBRWINSLOL

Yeah but it doesn't start until like 8pm singapore time

Put it on at 6pm FFS

I can't even discern what that stuff is

EBIC THREAD

where?

>I thought it was already confirmed that he will stay on Williams.
nope, just a rumour started by Autobild in Germany

Bottas has said this weekend even that he can't announce just yet which team he'll be driving for

why do americans have such a shitty taste in food and racing ?

I honestly don't disagree with this. I know way too many fucks trying to be white.

>RICVESROS

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

How easy are singaporean women?

our racing is better tbqh

its more fun

f1 and wec are too much of a "no fun allowed" super secret club

>turning to the left is more fun

As easy as any women in the world if you have looks and money.

>its more fun

>turning left is fun

>implying Liberty media being American means that Indy and NASCAR organizers will now run F1

I bet you believe Button is going to put in a RELENTLESS performance this weekend too

MY TIME

MY FUCKING TIME

loving that henno guy

Dubs and 1-2 for Ferrari

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Dubs and 2-1 for Ferrari.

je moeder

so this is what yanks mean when they go on about a cultural melting pot

>tfw you only have looks

>Ferrari
more like RBR

dubs or 75 and finland wins for a change

>le all american series are oval series
>le NASCAR doesnt have road courses

Indycar has shat on F1 the past 4 years or so.

Dubs for a cheeky trickster pole

Renault can't attract key staff and their board isn't fully supportive of F1. Finland loses again.

He meant good looks.

No, I studied in neighbourhood school. Those 2 are kinda like the most famous. You either have to be really good or really rich to get in.

it's fine they dig white people

>Williams Rexona ad
>drivers aren't shown

>its more fun
oh yeah
watching capeshit movies is also fun
so is driving a 3 ton automatic SUV
so is wrastlin'
so is eating bacon covered in cheese
so is getting shot
so is sitting through endless adverts
so is going doopin' mental
so fun

that la

italian looks :^)

Indycar is boring as shit.
Tried watching it because of Montoya and Bourdais, but I stopped mid season.

Sup lads

>>le all american series are oval series
>>le NASCAR doesnt have road courses

>sucks cock every weekend
>fucks a fat women 3 times a year

I'M NOT A FAGET GUISE

>What's the point of replacing Kvyat?

if gasly wins gp2 he won't have a race seat next year unless he goes to dtm or someting.

kvyat has been beaten by ricciardo and is getting beaten by sainz, which makes him look like the weakest link.

> Max isn't leaving RB. Ricky will only leave if Ferrari wants him.

max wouldn't hesitate to leave. unsure that ricciardo would be offered a ferrari seat while vettel is there, and could struggle to get a seat elsewhere because he brings no sponsorship.

> That would leave 1 seat open.

straight to carlos sainz.

> And is Gasly really THAT good that he is Red Bull material?

giving gasly a toro rosso drive is the opportunity to find out.

Here we go.

Daily Reminder

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Rare?

Half of them are conservative as fuck. The other half will fling themselves at you pussy first if you look good enough. There isn't much middle ground.
Good luck.

KYLIE
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NEW

So help me, I'd still throw a length down Kylie

New?

(You)

>f1 is about talent not money and nagging up fake positions

GILF

Quick lads, what snack shoud I buy?

>Croft: hang on lads i'm gonna have a wank to Kylie

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I still don't know where he's supposed to place his arms?

I'm usually drunk while F1 is on so I forget a lot about these threads

WT

get me some salmiakki lad

Completely irrational

mämmi

that's why it's meme chair

Premium brand chocolate

>Large lizard invades track

nice 'sport' you got here

That was literally what it sounded like.

>that clock

it is a little bit about talent

nuts

oh for fuck sakes

That's a big clock.

boipussi

for you

Do you guys think Nico will retake the number 1 spot after Singapore?

Hamilton seems to be having some problems adapting to the track so far.

golden gaytime mate

>if you think America is going to fuck up f1 just watch 1 indy 500 race or a daytona 500 race

it's more important to watch a shitty race and see how it's goes, rather than the peak race of the season.

>turning the singapore flyer into a giant cgi watchface
just bernie things

>McLaren 1-2

Some day

walk up to the club like waddup I got a big clock

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>Rolex is a brand that embodies style and class

>rosboorg

Completely forgot f1 was on this weekend

What did I miss?
Qualifying is on right now, right?

:3

An engine that was just sort of hacked in there too. I wish there was a book describing the process of them stuffing the Merc Engine in the back of it.

Is this live? Why is it so dark?

Quali just started. You missed amx nearly killing his little brother

>HAM ROS GRO

What was the website with all the acestream urls?

I had a big burrito for dinner lads, I think I'm slowly slipping into a food coma from it

send help

its 9 pm

No, this is a replay.
It was a lot brighter earlier when it was live.

Air pollution. Smoke blocks the sun.

Singapore has always been a night race.

henno.info

Nick why are you holidaying in Australia instead of losing weight and working to pay off Greece's debt?

Close your eyes and begin to relax.

A rare pepe ran onto the track n got himself squished

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trying not to attract attention to the locals' skin colour, i'm sure you can empathise

hue

>Registration is closed
Fuck that

I mean that site that also has a chat and list of different sources.
It's on the tip of my tongue, damnit

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I haven't had Mexican food in like 3 months m8, I'm no nick

streamshare.in

> i'm sure you can empathise
says india/pakistan

see

>tfw no qt Germanboo gf from Singapore to cheer me on

C L A S S Y
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Yesss

Thanks

its a indoor race

ALONSO GOD

It's giant Ashcloud from Indonesia

wew

WELL DONE SINGAPORE

Germany fan spotted. Everybody loves us.

>ALO +0.206
>SAI +0.332
wat

I figured nobody else would sell him tucker

ALON3RD

>Butass slower than Hulk

GIMI :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>mercedes sandbagging massively

>Kimi is good again
>Oh shit
>Will this last?

GIMI

G I M I

>we need to go bigger

>no acestream at all better than 480p

G I M I

GIMI

>you will never skullfuck Minttu

why even live?

the sun didn't pay Bernie's race fee

MINTTU
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>Ferrari
>Vettlel

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>Fat L

VETLEL

>Vettel cucked

Vettel out in Q1, calling it

>VETTLEL

Minttu is now fully erect.

d68a7e97fac03de56708d55d66136a92a89fe1bc - 6000kbps // f89bc1bb190b90bdb8064c017451ffafc206ff9a - 3000kbps // 7fe2b5d1ff2dc8a9d352cdfa7e218e0de350ab32 - 1200kbps

>Vetlel

Get fucked vetlel

>the city of vettel

d68a7e97fac03de56708d55d66136a92a89fe1bc

> google for the price of the watch
> five figure number

ouch.

>slowcon 6 tenths behind wehrlein

ping pong?

VETLEL

can someone give me an ace stream that isnt behind

>Square face
Mate that's fucking Coulthard in a wig

>Vettel
>Bitched in FP3 because he can't drive without a rear stuck to the ground
>'Broken' car

>vetlol
>LELARRI

She's just a gold digging slut.

>yellow Renault with purple tyres
my penis

>vettel

Bullied

The amount of people that just went >VETTEL proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Cred Forums.

7 tenths

That's feral

Thankyou

TRICKY DICKY

There's literally no reason not to get a smartwatch at this point.

Streams are always behind.

Nice work Dan

>Ozzie flag

RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC RIC

S L I C K
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R I C K
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>+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709 >+0.709

My time

kek

RICKY YOU FUCKIN LEDGE MATE!!!!!!!!!

pushittothelimit.wav

BULLY
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L
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VETTLEL
VETTLEL
VETTLEL
VETTLEL
VETTLEL
VETTLEL

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>being eternally asshurt by the god VETGOAT
Feels good 2 be Vettel fan desu.

HOLY FUCK
BULLY
U
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L
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BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED BULLIED

>VET

vetlel rekt

> HAM +0.912

Mercedes BTFO

>VETLÖL

>Vettel

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>out of Q1
how do you feel right now

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

Webm of Minttu going ´´oo´´ please

Poop it

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED

>Ferrari is back
>Ferrari is back
>Ferrari is back

>dark passionate sporty

1/3 aint bad I guess

>VET out in Q1

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

>Vetlel only using 3 wheels

>Italian engineering

>minttu

want to rape this chick desu

New thread

>THE CITY OF VETTEL

ARRIVABENIS :DDDD

F

>five figure
Cute. Have you ever checked out a Richard Mille?

DORIFTOOOOOOOOOO

v3tt3l

haha get it cuz hes on 3 wheels xDDDD

suspension's FUCKED mate

BULLIED

He'll be back

22nd to 1st

Cap this

>That Maurizio look
will someone finally get fired ?

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i think im going mad, i dont remember typing desu wtf

OMG VETTEL IS SO SHIT WHY DOES HE OUT OF Q1 WITH A CAR THAT IS FUCKED SUSPENSION FUCKED WHEELS FUCKED EVERYTHING? OMG HE MUST BE SO SHIT IM SUCH AN EXPERT ON F1 BTW M8S TOPBANTER LEDGE OI M8!!

ily germany

>being this upset

FERRARI WHAT THE GODFUCKING DAMNIT IS THIS BULLSHIT FUCK FUCK AAAAAAARRRRGHHHH

Kek is that real?

F

>mfw he unironically boasted about coming 2nd in the 2001 championship

Wordfilters, user

Being this mad

Vettel can't into setup

Shit, Vettel.

"t b h" filters to desu

"f a m" filters to something else too senpai

Fucking Shitalians

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SOMEONE SCREEN MANOR'S PIT

Palmer is absolute shite

SLAGS
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Who are these semen demons?

kill marry fuck

>not marry kill fuck
bitch is literally on her phone instead of pretending to like f1 like the others

what do they even do on these fucking phones?

>reddit

montoya goat

youtube.com/watch?v=YqYPU3MNqHw

lol pete windsor

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desu senpai