SUPA SUPA /BUNDES/ MATCHDAY 3

BVB XI: Bürki - Passlack, Sokratis, Ginter, Schmelzer - Weigl - Pulisic, Castro, Guerreiro, Dembele - Ramos

#BVB-Bank: Weidenfeller, Bartra, Mor, Götze, Aubameyang, Rode, Kagawa

Bayern Munich: Neuer - Bernat, Alonso, Martinez, Rafinha - Kimmich, Vidal, Sanches - Ribery, Lewandowski, Coman

the fuck is he doing

>we don't need another CB

HSV: Adler, Jung, Sakai, Djourou, Santos, Spahić, Hunt, N. Müller, Holtby, Kostić, Wood

RBL: Gulácsi – Bernardo, Orban (C), Sabitzer, Keita, Poulsen, Forsberg, Ilsanker, Halstenberg, Demme, Compper

SGE: Hradecky - Chandler, Abraham, Vallejo, Oczipka, Hasebe, Huszti, Seferovic, Gacinovic, Fabian, Meier

B04: Leno, Jedvaj, Tah, Toprak, Henrichs, Aránguiz, Baumgartlinger, Mehmedi, Kampl, Brandt, Hernandez.

Ingolstadt: Nyland - Levels, M. Matip, Tisserand, Suttner, Roger, P. Groß, Morales, M. Hartmann, Leckie, Lezcano

Darmstadt: Esser - Höhn, Sulu, Milosevic, Jungwirth, Holland, Niemeyer, Vrancic, Ben-Hatira, Heller, Schipplock

Hoffenheim: Baumann - Kaderabek, Bicakcic, Süle, Rudy - Amiri, Polanski, Rupp, Kramaric - Uth, Wagner

Wolfsburg: Casteels - Rodriguez, Wollscheid, Bruma, Vieirinha - Caligiuri, Arnold, Gerhardt, Kuba - Draxler - Gomez

Rotating. The only iffy position is Ginter at CB.

I thought bvb struggled against them in the last season

Watching the F1 qualifiers.
Looks good when they drive at night.

you look good at night

Really thought Freiburg would win last night, I hope they don't get relegated tbqh

>4 regular starters
>2 out of position (4 if you count Passlack and Ginter)
>3 teenagers
>combined total of 3 goals this season

I wonder if Kimmich will score again today. I also have a feeling that AC will score tonight.

You too

they've got young/unexperienced CBs. it will take some time until they play consistently good football

No one can withstand the force of nature that is the 1. Fußballclub Köln.

Is this the first time you're going to watch a Dortmund match under Tuchel?

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I have my gomez button ready

tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

Wonder which match Eurosport will show. Wolfsburg - Hoffenheim sounds bretty good.

HSV - RBL might be good

almost forgot that thing exist.

watching simulcast

slüt

more like plebucast
LAMO

why kagawa sitting alone?

enjoy watching sportschau later while I'm watching actual live matches hehe

he's a dirty gook and nobody likes him

Because he came early to work. Superior Japanese work ethic at its finest.

WALK ON JAP

bit rude m8

Leverkusen - Frankfurt on Eurosport and Bayern - Ingolstadt on Eurosport 2 here

personally i think konferenz is very legit and probably the best option if your own team isn't playing

people fear the samurai

bit envy at all those (yous)
Which one of you was it?

>Roberto Sanches

my team is playing and I still watch konferenz because I dont need to watch the 80 minutes of worthless attacks and boredom

plastic pls

t. bauernkunde

kill yourself

hurensohn uezs

This

it must have been you

hallo bauernkunde

>being this hammed
enjoy your failed chances and attacks. I'll enjoy all the goals

Radio conference best conference

OUR YEAR

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why is ginter still allowed to play?

>buyern

Unfortunately not. But thanks for the (you) anyway.

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Neuer distracted by shitty haircut

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Nice defending

ha ha wow is bayern finished? i think so

Bayer customers on suicide WATCH!11111

No bully our silver boy

>just tune in
>dortmund up by one

I like it

Aerial presence against a team that's well known for their set pieces.

>it's a Castro puts in a good performance in the center episode
One of Tuchel's biggest mistakes is still trying to play Castro on the wing sometimes.

inb4 5:1 buyern

thinken bout lief

I really like Gereiro

me too.

this

Damn missed the first goal already

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are a great team!

>Ingelstadt

refball

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Just here to ask something

(You)

borussia playing amazingly

almost had that

Castro is pretty good so far

Damn it ramos

why is ramos still allowed to play?

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Jokes on you, no one watches bayern games anymore.

He played a big part in the 1-0

pwned

>draxlel

>Draxlel

Wolfsburg, where talent goes to die

just asked a question, no need to get upset

I'm watching it because I fan ingolstadt :)

how do you swerve a ball?

you kick it

You have to hit it right. I was always able to get a pretty good curve on it by hitting it with the tip of the inside of my left foot.

Who /Bayern and Bullen/ here? Literally everyone hates me.

witht the right shooting technique :^)
No seriously, it's hard to explain on a brasilian pay-per-view pornside. Just look some youtube videos

me

kick a plastic ball

>playing Sanches in the middle

Why are some clubs allowed to have money?

my special PK technique was to hit the ball with that same way except that i am right footed

it worked really well because most of the time even i didnt know where would the shot go

Where is the VJ dude? Dortmund scored and I demand my daily dose autistic waifu posting.

Him

not the best pass

dreche on spuh?

didn't even know who this guy was until a couple of weeks ago

you kids and teens seem to be obsessed about him, I don't get the appeal

>Buyern preping the Bull

He is the paragon of a young bavarian man in his 20s.

>ramos

come on ramos

me

Where is he supposed to play?

Wtf ginter

>not being a lifelong Leverkusen, Wolfsburg, Hoffenheim and RBL fan

pleb

Not really into Drachenlord myself but some of the haider fideos are brilliant youtube.com/watch?v=57sf08PFdI8

What's up with this useless autosaging

Time to call Hiroshima Nagasaki
He likes us.

no he doesnt

Because of >us he moved /WWE/ to /asp/.

>Ramos
either the superb efficency man or the waste-al-chances man, depending on stellar constellation

Here you go, proper non-saging thread.

no one knows

Lmao how new are you

If you play on the counter, on the wing is much safer. If you play in possession, I guess you can play him anywhere but don't depend on him to pass the ball around

Hiro personally criticized the offtopic posting in Bundesliga threads

Nips love ze Germans

see

and after that we asked him to DELET /WWE/ and he did.

His point was something else actually

Jesus ramos

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that was a fun thread

Darmstadt playing murderball

So he told the shitposters to leave not to autosage bundes.
Mods are just lazy.

i already read that
it's in my favs hehe

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Amy alternative to autosaged Bundes?

Desch zu blöd für mich

Dortmund needs to score more.

Stop being so autistic about it.

Kadse.

There is no point in that. Vj guy isn't here.

NEINHOLD BTFO

B
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F
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>implying

Of course it's the Bayern game, sigh. Surprised it's 1-1 on half time. Didn't think Ingolstadt were good.

why do you retards even care about autosage? there is a fucking catalog and everyone is using it.

just make ONE thread, post until it gets deleted, then make another. That's the way Cred Forums used to work and how it's supposed to work.

fucking general and NEWTHREADHERE meta ruined Cred Forums

I really really like you.

who?

>Didn't think Ingolstadt were good
wrong

I don't mind autosage. Getting archived is unfair though.

this neger gets it.

Im checking some résumé for an intern job for our company and one absolut madman actually wrote that he created several internet memes and is famous on reddit

Can't wait to invite him and laugh in his face

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>yfw it's a /bundes/ poster

all the generals should be autosaged tobidanés

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what the hell

the fuck

>catch the karma train

What the fuck does this even mean?

Make sure to ask him what memes he came up with.

this
force him to recite the Kult-Kloppo pasta

goodbye I'm off to work
youtube.com/watch?v=oGRfIV-FWiM
youtube.com/watch?v=baNbyst7aW0
youtube.com/watch?v=CrgypL0ey0o

see ya

I thought first you could buy something with Karma. Those idiots are obsessed with karma.

No. It's just Internetpoints.

kek this is actually a great idea
I'll make him read it and analyse it

kek

The Kult Motivator Kloppo pasta is better imo

post it

Ramosssss

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STOP

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Just for the record: this isnt me.

Is Ramos better than Obama ATM?

>71273305
Ugh desu. I don't even want to give you a (You)

Why isn't the Allianz Arena sold out? Never seen it that empy.

Happy to see you saved my pic

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it is

This. It's not even about that fat, lazy, lying fuck. It's only about who creates the best content about him

Goalll

3:0

this save

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If Dortmund wins like 30:0 today. All you finally run out of content?

no

Lmao red card

Lmao red leaf

Oh, look who's winning lol

The problem about autosage is that, during certain events like cl final wc final olynpics etc, you have no chance to maintain a proper conversation because shitposting bursts every bundes thread into oblivion within 2 secs. Making 30 threads in 1 min isnt fun or good

Kill all anime posters

hey denmark can you help me real quick? Posting on me mums ipad and every time i want to reply to someone it scrolls up to some random post. So after i post my reply i have to scroll aaaaaaallll the way back down. Do you know this problem or a solution?

is denmark here

Its almost never sold out

that's a lie

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Bayern can count themselves lucky if they sell 70% of their tickets on a regular matchday

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Fucking Leipzig

or even 50%

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>that miss

>hinternseher

I live this problem and I know no solution

welcome to my filter list kyouku

welcome to mine

Yes

The only "solution" is to click the top of the page and then click "bottom" so you don't have to scroll

When will Majo Götze finally come on?

it's actually sold out, the Bauernkunden just aren't attending

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>tfw you can't filter me

Kek

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I feel like it has somesthing todo with when you once clicked on a link to another post. So that the adress bar includes that post so when you post yourself the page refreshes to that post.

Know what im saying?

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>replying to fake Kyouko

Yes. If you leave the page and come back and the page refreshes (happens every once in a while) that post will be the last in the thrad and you have to refresh all over.

>replying to kyouko at all

you are correct
you can probably disable this by checking "inline quote links" in the settings

Yeah i figured, but when you end up in lets say the middle of the thread it doesnt really help.

Alos forget
I think it doesnt have anything todo with that

>leipzig on CL spot

needs more protest marches and anti leipzig choreos desu

If you click on the top bar where the time is

kek imagine leipzig steamrolling the league over and over while everyone is still all like ""muh plastic club i dont accept them""

that wont happen because all the fans of true clubs will boo them very hard!!!!

:^)

>HSV

Jesus Christ Shinji

Fidel Castro!!!!

CASTRO

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anime faggot choking, colour me suprised

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translation?

>leipzig murdering burger
wew

>OP fanboy
wtf I love Kagawa now

>Douglas Costa injured
ugh

daaamn that rapinha goal

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lel even rode

>rode pulling a castro

this is what you get for not showing any respect Ingolstadt

btfo

Castro is so fine

What a goal by Rode.

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Wow this league is boring

>Hertha vs Schalke

What do you guys think?

Memes for everyone.

>Schalke

cheeky tenner on hertha lad

>it's lelgia all over again

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Schalke of course

There are actually people browsing this board right now who ever doubted him.

Apologize!

Muh Nigga Mor with the winning goal.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gonna be bretty comfy, go schalke

Also, is there an uglier motherfucker in football history than Ribery?

>doubting le ebin turboguderian tacticsfu man

He boned that blonde jailbait though

>Hamburg getting firebombed again

no pic related? cmon deutschbro

Let's unite itt

There you go my friend.

>blonde
Fake as fuck looks like some Arab

not bad desu, would prone bone her

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We know, she's below your standards.

I hope schalke performs tomorrow like they did the last two games. If they do, i think they will steamroll hertha

damn denmark. If i had to post all day everyday from an ipad i would kill myself to be h

You get used to it to be honest. Definitely not optimal, but neither is a heavy machine.

Ja mei so san se hoit die Bayern

Why dont you want to improve your life tho?

Don't really care

>i don't really care about my life
Alcoholic attitude right there

Hope you get help soon

Yeah well