/CFB/ General

College Football Week 3 General: Please Refrain from Shooting Lasers onto the Field Edition

Today's must watch games:

12:00PM
>FSU at Louisville (ABC)

3:30PM
>Oregon at Nebraska (ABC)
>Bama at Ole Miss (CBS)

7:30PM
>Ohio State at Oklahoma (FOX)
>Michigan State at ND (NBC)

8:00PM
>USC at Stanford (ABC)

10:30PM
>Texas at Cal (ESPN)

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You screwed it all up m8.

>that black guy on sports center carrying around that poor little white guy

wew

When are Americans gonna stop using AM and PM and switch to a 24 hour clock?

Is 12 PM 12:00?

Yes

yes. 12 am is midnight (00:00)

Also is Baylor's kicker Poor Little White Boy?

I despise the college gameday opening

>mfw 11:59 PM and 12:00 PM are 12 hours away from each other not 1 minute

>ESPN Goal Line still coming on at 3pm instead of 12pm

Is this going to be an all year thing?

12 PM is 12:00 or 'noon'
12 AM is 12:00 or 'midnight'

This isn't hard 24 hour clocks are for the military

24 hour clock is so much uncomplicated

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Norte Dame is -7????? What the fuck. That's free money. Take state to cover all day long.

You're looking for /nfl/ we all agree it's stupid as fuck.
College football actually has real sports tradition and fans, the best in America by far.

Cultural appropriation is wrong America

why does that skeleton have a beard?

That's nfl you stupid foreign fuck.

Is Corso dying?
He seems to be struggling really hard and everyone around him just seems to be humoring the fuck out of him

jesus christ watching corso is like watching a man die right before your eyes. pull the plug espn

Why does Lamar Jackson look like Jimmy Butler?

>peyton on Sunday morning
>tfw no tebow on Saturday morning

Yes

This. It's been a problem for several years now and has only gotten worse. When I turned on GameDay last week for the first time since early last season or the year before, I expected to see that they had the decency to finally replace Corso, but nope. It's really, really uncomfortable to watch.

Who /tailgate/ here?

You do go to games with friends, right /cfb/?

> bunch of whites dabbing
> fat black woman with face mask screaming like a retard

College Football fans huh?

Nope. Staying comfy and spending some quality time with my kid after a long week even though college gameday is downtown right now.

>NFL
>Traditions

Call me when the eagles fly a war eagle around their stadium and maybe then i'll be triggered

Fuck off Eugene

>quality time with kid
>posting on Cred Forums

At least they aren't decapitating referees, burning shit down, or rioting, Nigel.

I go to one Vol game a year.

It's fun in small doses, but I prefer to have people over on Saturday. No one gets thrown out, arrested, of banned for life for having a little fun at my place.

>lou holtz spit on me

kek

tfw your team is on a """bye"""

no one is forcing you to post or watch

go do something you enjoy

> Sam Ponder marry me sign white guy dabbing repeatedly in the background

It's not a trap game, it's one of FSU's biggest games this year and the team knows it

I enjoy it tb h. Im just shitposting.

Sorry.

Yeah, ya got a problem with it bud?

the other side says lou holtz spit on me

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tfw still haven't seen a sign for Sam saying "Lose the zero" or something along those lines

People who attend NFL games are all criminals, drunks, and fat losers. NFL crowds the the fucking worst. All the vioence but none of the tradition.

inb4 chiefs fan gets butthurt and says tailgating on a massive slab of asphalt is "tradition"

Don't these kids have midterms next week? Shouldn't they be studying instead of getting high and drunk at some silly amateur handegg event?

>SHOTS FIRED
wtf is going on?

>going to college for education

Yeah, I went to the chargers/chiefs game last week and I was confused when everybody started doing the tomahawk chop with the FSU Warchant playing

another day in lousville

You can have fun and not study for one day you fucking nerd

>studying

> Talking about Pedo State

is there anyone from there on Cred Forums?

DIS DA VILLE MUHFUCKA NIGGAS GIT SHOT ERRDAY

>getting mad at joepa
>in 2026
He did nothing wrong

We have a regular on here who's a fan.

god dammit 3 hours for this show is much too long.

>Penn State honoring its pedo head coach

Triggered

they barely fill the space alotted. it could be cut by an hour though

I like Kirk's non-answer to that question desu, but now he's gonna be in "internet trouble"

Well I'm sorry that I won't be some deadbeat with no job and 40k of student loan debt after graduation.

Jesus Christ it isn't that hard to understand. AM is when the sun starts it's accent, PM is when the sun starts its deccent

>they barely fill the space alotted

Have you not watched gameday before this year? It used to be 2 hours and even then they were finding segments out of left field to use to fill time before noon. This is supposed to be a fun kickoff show to review matchups, not 2 hours of cancer/dead family member sob stories + 1 hour of scattered cfb coverage

Who cares? It's not like they're taking valuable airtime away from something amazing.

What sort of accent does the sun have?

C A R D S

>Yfw the Playoff committee selects a 1 or 2 loss P5 school over an undefeated Houston team

Apparently fsu hates harambe

>40k of student loan
>going to a school you cant afford

I just turned on to Gameday, is Corso finally kill?

good. the city of houston deserves no less

It's because it goes from 11 AM to 12 PM and 11 PM to 12 AM and from 12 AM to 1 AM, from 12 PM to 1 PM
That's the wrong way around

He's only on for the first 20 mins and the picks

Soon

>weekly cancer story

we /cancer/ now

boneitis is no laughing matter

the human interest stories are so played out. this is why i hate this show

Is this one of those faggy Texass trips?

I'd rather have an hour of morning sports center to show replays of the games I missed last night desu

Didn't they already show this exact segment before the notre dame game?

INDUCOSIS

> Lance Armstrong

>theyre never going to run a story on the comeback of lexplorer

then you can wake up and watch sportscenter at 8 am right before college game day d e s u

the prognosis for college game day is........................................................

terminal

Beating Maryland today tbqh

i never understood this meme and i'm glad it died

GAME OF THE WEEKND IS 2 BONGS AWAY
GET
H Y P E
Y
P
E

>didn't even die

FUCK THIS SCRIPTED SHIT

If you need to study literally every day and can't take one day off without flunking then you're doing it wrong

She'll be on the market soon, lads.

He's 81. Life's not getting any easier for him.

This

We watch sports so we can forget about politics or serious morbid crap for a few hours. But moms will watch anything emotional or about muh keeids and ESPN wants the female demo

they have him in the rehabilitative chamber to milk out his existence

> Meme Jackson

Could be that my memory is faulty, but it used to seem like the HI stories were only done occasionally throughout the season. This would have been back at the end of the 90's, early 00's. I know they had a shorter show for some of that period

>tfw Saturday morning classes

>tfw community college

its pretty obvious espn is going for a female demographic. sportscenter has literally turned into a womans talk show. it reminds me of the today show on nbc but "sports" focused

SEC nation is usually better in this aspect
Plus it has based Tebow

anyone going to watch the penn v temple game? will it have its own thread for shit posting?

Why is College Gameday 3 hours?

of course. its a massive shitposting game

>tfw Community college graduate and university dropout

I applied for readmission but they rejected me. So is that it? I'm more ready for college than when I was originally accepted there out of high school, but I guess I'm destined to be poor for the rest of my life now.

I'm gonna have to go down there soon and beg and not take no for an answer. I miss school so much and would actually be a serious student now that I know what the real world is like when you don't have a decent job.

It's comfy, nothing like starting your saturday with college gameday. Atleast it should be comfy and not have so many gay human interest stories.

LET'S MAKE COLLEGE GAMEDAY FUN AGAIN

I like the human interest stories, perhaps because my heart hasn't gone rotten as most of yours.

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no

>Lamar Jackson is a literal retard

make local contacts. if you work a shit job make sure it is owned by people that bought that shit job as a retirement plan. they probably have money and contacts to land you an interview if you work hard. it is about who you know today

Anyone else /NotBetting/ this week? Lines are shit and only potential upset I see is App State over Miami.

Bama probably covers but Ole Miss Meme Magic + inexperienced Bama QB against competent pass rush is worrisome

And I don't want to touch Louisville FSU

I kinda hope >we get another troll comeback win

>Every Signle Person Needs Jesus

you get get an insurance license without a degree. Do that to stay afloat. It's insanely good money if you are smart about it and take it seriously instead of just spamming your friends to buy your shit.

But def have a side job to cover lean times.

>these jesus signs
the redneck shithole of kentucky.

PAGANS BTFO'D

this

I thought about putting something on Ohio, but I never got around to it. No way Tennessee wins by 27.

>fsu one point favorites going against a still unproven offense

georgia is a FUCKING LOCK this week

i know he's not universally hated like some of the people on espn but does anyone else wish kurt hurbstree would find a job on another network? totally ruins gameday for me

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He should be universally hated

You're on drugs.

Is the nickname "Ole Miss" suppose to also mean like "Old Lady"? Similar to Juventus nickname

fucking LOCK

Paterno wasn't the pedo. Paterno COVERED for the pedo. Get it right, Cred Forums.

>yfw Lee Corso is 81 years old.
What did you expect?

>washington state will never get college gameday in your lifetime
flag faggotry will get you nowhere

mississippi, though perhaps there's an intended play on words there

Any one have any streams for college game day? The firstrow ones keep freezing

yea that was what i was wondering, it it is a known/intended word play

REDDIT

It was what the slaves called a Plantation Owner's wife.

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yeah literally right after I asked I decided to see if reddit had some

i'm not from that part of the country, so I'm no expert. But i never got the impression.

Was kind of hoping that commercial would go along the lines of "Sportsmanship: It's only for retards!"

"a tie is like kissing your sister"
what

On the one hand, you kiss a girl. Which is good.
On the other hand, it is your sister. Which is bad.

i wish i had some slaves

Why are tripfags attracted to /cfb/?
Why are half of them Texass fans?

Here in the South "kissing your sister" is an expression for something unavoidable that happens every once in a while

What's up, Hank!

why is ND overrated every single year

enjoying the first fall weekend i have off in a few years with some creature comfort and cfb

who else /somewhat worried/?

Because they make broadcasters a lot of money and people won't tune in if people say they're shit

Corso can't even finish his words today. Stroke on live tv incoming.

Because you wouldn't bet against jesus

this. its the media's job to build interest both for broadcasting views and for vegas

>TFW watching gameplay trying to take my mind off of wanting to look at porn
Fighting addiction is a bitch dude

Boomers.

Todays youth

He's constantly completely lost during the conversation. Reece and Kirk talk to him like a baby

It's hard to watch

#youhadonejob

turning a meme into a segment on a live television broadcast is so lame. i hate this show

I always have a cheeky wank before the noon kickoffs. Clears the mind.

Which team stole the other teams name?
Arizona Cardinals or Louisville Cardinals?

It's only nice if you do it in bed when you first wake up and then immediately take a shower

>US Presidential candidate posts Pepe's on twitter
>Memes are on College Gameday
>My mom texted me a meme

Meme magic is real

>he did nothing

Yea you got a pretty good understanding of it

>the youth of today

Arizona came first
Although they were in Chicago originally

>little autismo
Jesus Christ

>Sweden

Reminder that all colleges and universities are safe spaces from racism, hatred, and bigotry.
youtu.be/C5sosSHLt_c

>Know Sandusky is raping kids on campus
>Who cares lol
>Kids keep getting raped for decades

Yeah JoePa dindu nuffin, JoePa a real nigga, he ain't no snitch

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>This is Sweden 12 years ago.

Looks like fun, is there something supposed to be wrong about this?

>not a single person of colour
I really hate this country sometimes

>>>/reddit/

>Implying NDSU vs Iowa isn't the game of the day

I thought they were in Kentucky? Where did all the niggers go?

NDSU gonna get stomped

That's what they always say when they face an FBS school.

There is alot of them here

Uh he tried to tell someone it's not his fault they didn't listen

>allows migrants to rape and destroy their nation
>gets angry over americans using 12 hour clock

Your priorities are fucked up.

>Lee Corso

just let him fucking die before he kicks the bucket on live television

NORMIES STOP USING OUR MEMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Fall 2016
>Spending your Saturday watching concussionegg
>Not staying in your dorm room and play Overwatch all day

post your rare pepes before they become banned

How likely is it FSU gets BTFO?

Who did he try to tell? The university president? So the police didn't look into child rape accusations? Even if they didn't, he could have gone to the media and shouted from the rooftops instead of quietly mentioning it once to someone not in law enforcement and then acting like it was out of his control and Sandusky on his staff for decades. Yes, JoePa truly did everything he could to stop the child rape going on under his nose.

They aren't as good this year

This one gets posted at least once a week

Not very, FSU has better all around talent, Dalvin Cook, and Deiondre Francois is a redshirt freshman but he is the real deal.

Depends, is it Ole Miss BTFO where they are losing badly and then drop the hammer or actually BTFO?

>yfw Clemson's walk-on WR throttled Alabama's 5* DB last year

Is there hope for us, do we actually stand a chance?

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Man GameDay is really spewing the 'pls no pay for student athletes' meme stories today.

clemsuck needs to worry about not losing the sc state before alabama

Star ratings are a joke

Success in previous levels of play has 0 relation to success at the next level. Goes for college to NFL too ofc
Everyone might as well be walk ons

>mfw we literally are getting 14 straight hours of good games today

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What are you guys eating all day?
Already preordered my pizza for tonight last week.

>we view them as a team you have to beat to have a chance at the sec championship
>they won the sec both times they lost to ole miss

what did saban mean by this

>14 straight hours and Miami losing @ App State

It's going to be glorious watching App State (who has actually already received Top 25 votes) jump into the rankings.

>finally beat Ole Miss
>lose to Auburn

>No save restriction
Aw yiss

Coaches and athletes just have a list of canned responses to everything.
You know he knows and he really wants to say 'lol doesn't fucking matter we win the SEC anyways' but that's not nice.

Sports interviews are fucking worthless. If they say anything with any substance the media crucifies them for not being PC.

just made a donut run
either going to go to the student center or make sausage dip for lunch in a few hours
i never eat anything in the stadium, so i'll probably just make a sandwich or something after our game is over

>tfw the people choosing what to show on the jordan-hare jumbotron suck
they cut away from fourth and inches in ucla-texas a&m to show us some meaningless play in a blowout

yes please

Tarragon chicken salad wrap and salad

bingo

Going to take the laptop outside later and grill some Chicken Satay that's been marinating all night and drink some Lone Star beers.

Comfy af.

Forgot pic

>grilling chicken on your laptop

I kinda want to go take my car and run at the drag strip to make some extra money and I kinda want to hang around the house and watch football. What do?

Looks yummy

Even if they win every title every year, Alabama will always and forever be the gayest faggots on earth

Drag racing is for Mexicans and white trash, watch football instead.

i just had a dream that Kansas beat ASU 121-120
in football
help me

+1

you don't have to turn while drag racing, do you?
watch football as you race

>Drag racing is for Mexicans and white trash

Are you 12?

>cfb commerical shows ohio st, texas, bama winning

oh what a shocker.

Are you Mexican?

this is why I can't fully integrate into the college football fandom

>his maturity is something bob petrino is very proud of
because if there's anyone who knows maturity, it's petrino

Are you a mexican or white trash?

>tfw when you dream of your team losing then you wake up and realize it hasnt started yet

Who invited you nip

>tfw your school hasn't had a class with three rated recruits (by ESPN) since 2012
all these fucking "NR" kids, man

>implying

Mexicans and white trash aren't lead A&P techs for American Airlines

Who is your team, Hiro?

>hurr durr fsu defense
only 34 points allowed vs ole miss

whoa..

Tokyo State Ninja's

for clarity, I was referring to the huge difference in culture among college football fans and people like me
who the fuck races a car other than 16 year old kids doing a little impromptu jockeying with their friends

I bet you wear a hat with a flat brim and a sticker

Nah, took the sticker off

Neither are you

>Georgia -7
how is this not everyone's lock??????

who orlando and fsu here? corso shout outs

There's no career more white trash than being a mechanic

>Ole Miss is an 11-point dog on Bama

No way Bama covers.

2 bombs weren't enough sleepy chink

....says the person working the register at the drive thru.

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half a bomb WOULD be enough for alabama though.

thats enough to wipe out what little there is in that shithole

>hungry for food
>too lazy to get up and drive to Micky Ds

Walmart and fast food are always worse.

Don't put him on blast like that. He's probably a cart catcher at Walmart during the day and drive thru operator at night.

>McD's
>food
you fat slob

>tfw roomates lost the Roku remote
>tfw can't change the channel manually on the tv because of retarded ass university Philo streaming
>tfw have to watch all of the games on my laptop which buffers like crazy

Fuck this gay dorm. Just give us fucking cable.

>picking winner based on uniform
>women

m8 I just got done hand-mowing the big yard I have, and went to the gym this morning. Get on this level.

>living in a dorm
You deserve it.

Wasn't the boxer a mudslime? Where is her burka? This is absolutely harem

>Walmart
>fast food
>career

You can use a smartphone as a roku remote iirc

That sounds exactly like something a Mexican or white trash might do.

who is this lady?

They made a new rule with my class that you have to live on campus for your first two years. Atleast I'm living in a dorm that was built this year.

It's almost like most Muslims are regular liberal people or something.

Doesn't everyone do the dorm thing first year in the US?

muhammad ali's daughter

> this myth again

You don't have to wear it other when you are praying.

Depends on the college. Most have an exemption if you live with your parents and some just don't have a requirement at all.

>Be 22
>plan on going to university at 23
I have no intention of living in a dorm

Yeah I tried, but it asked for an IP address for the Roku, and I couldn't find one.

same here, fuck those 18 year old shitheads

does she do porn?

Thanks for setting us straight Mohammed

don't you guys have a gamethread or something to be in?
this is a general
you have to preface/explain what you're talking about

You should. No doubt you'd get some easy 18yo pussy being the old fag on the floor

yeah you might need to use the remote to navigate on roku to a code or something. Make sure you do that once he finds it for when he loses it next time

YEAH THOSE ASSHOLES 4 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME DONT KNOW SHIT

Not as worried as last week.

Which means my ass will be properly bit

I guess I could live in the dorms and be that old guy who buys everyone beer, though.

Shut up fag

>gamethread or something to be in?
no games are on yet? it is either gameday or sec network right now

There's a settings menu on the Roku, there should be some kind of summary page with network info.
It should be listed there.

>pandering to the crowd

you could also be that old guy who gets kicked out of the dorms/arrested/disciplined

should my secondary game be miameme or iowa

I hope it's the Seibu Wild Gunmans

>I guess I could live in the dorms and be that old guy who buys everyone beer, though.
easy way to get caught.

miami

Sorry we didn't realise this is the autism thread

>tfw worked a bunch of hours this week and lifted and biked a lot so I don't feel bad about watching football and drinking beer and smoking weed for hours and hours all day

Who did Corso pick?

I am degenerate and bet actual money on it.

inb4 Miami gets BTFO by App State

That's kinda why I'd just rather have my own place
Also, the dorms sound kinda like the barracks but with less parties
Only idiots get caught

My primary game is UM-App State to see if all my Canes friends end up on suicide watch

clemson over sc state

>boone is lovely
female jap friend of mine went to study abroad there (location chosen for her)

second day there she called me on skype crying because of how rural and backwards of a shithole it was

dont forget charged with rape

He picked Louisville

he's psychic

also, is there going to be a gamethread or not? I don't want to upset the /comfy/ posters

Can we expect a FSU/Louisville gamethread?

Fugggggggggggggggg I had FSU at like 8/1. I think Corso is still assblasted since his alma mater banned him from dressing up as an injun after Bill Murray threw the spear a couple years ago.

Sounds like a scam to me. Shit like that should be illegal especially for public schools.

The dorms are exactly like the barracks. I've already been a single E-5 still living in the dorms on base with E-1's - E-3's and I seriously wanted to kill someone although I was able to discipline those idiots.

Who
>cupcake opponent
today?

I still remember when the picks on GameDay were made based on actual football rather than "My son's first job required him to drive to a small town outside of Durham once, so obviously I'm going with Duke to win this one" and similarly stupid shit. Nobody gives a fuck where you live, where you've lived before or where you were born. It's a football show, talk about fucking football.

That, plus the palpable awkwardness each time Corso tries to speak more than three words, at a time makes most of the show and especially the picks segment damn near unwatchable. I used to love GameDay, it makes me kind of sad.

She should have researched it more, of course it's rural.

When you bet on which team he would guess wins the match?

hopefully we do better with this week's cupcake than last week

Present vs. UNT Mean Green.

Guess she didn't like the southern taste of dick

MIAMI BTFO

Universities that require freshmen live in dorms are usually only for 18 year olds who move in the fall

I can't remember a slate of noon games this good lads

who west coast watching the big game at 9 am after a night out drinking?

Corso has a terrible record, especially recently. I think the user wanted to know who to bet against.

Everyone is getting charged with rape, this is silly.

It most certainly is a scam

Miami got screwed there

that was a fumble clearly

Rule of thumb is any city with a population less than 250000 in America is a redneck/hillbilly shithole.

>it was chosen for her

They apply to study abroad. They have no choice of where they go beyond country

I am scared of app state guys

The japs at my school (SEC School) refuse to talk to anyone outside of the other international students. Very rude. Most are here doing some agriculture major so I don't have any classes with them

If you're wealthy or have a scholarship that includes it

But it costs more than an apartment and is way smaller me shittier

Yeah I think Corso has...run his course.

But no, seriously. I don't believe he understands modern football anymore. There's too many variables to consider.
He's more of a puppet than anything.

not iowa

I am so cheering for them

FSU BTFO

lol fuq u SEC

Well that's a stupid way to do it

Wait....what I haven't heard about this story

tell me more

You should be, their legitimately a good team. Which conference grabs App State once the Sun Belt gets rid of them for being too good?

>Ron Cherry
Why does he still exist?

Which game we watchin' lads?

Fair enough - everyone does it first year in Canada, then as soon as you've met some people you move out for 2nd year onwards. How do you guys find housemates you don't want to kill before getting to uni for first year?

isnt it?

App state. Hope they defeat Miami lmao

I don't watch it anymore. It was my basically my favorite tv "show" when I was a kid.

The combination or Corso making me feel sad and uncomfortable and two of the most annoying faggots ever (Howard and Pollack) being heavily featured means I'd rather watch some awful Premier League game.

im cheering for richt

This, maybe people would be more friendly to them if they spoke English around us and got involved in school outside their international clique

You don't.

Clemson - SC State
App State - Miami
FSU - Louisville

Louisville vs FSU

The battle of the black qbs

Holy shit FSU getting exposed

what a little manlet on Louisville

Louisville is going to put up 70

Boone is awesome. Your friend is a plastic posh cunt

is louisville the worst city in america?

>'Ville blasting that booty

I told y'all fuckers

>Clemson - SC State

Only if they shit the bed like last week

3rd game is Tenn v Ohio

Louisville - FSU
Lazio - Pescara

>these trump ads

>he was giving him the business

Yeah, I bet that he would pick FSU because it had awesome odds.

It was tough because Corso went to school at FSU but coached at L'Ville and wanted to pander to the crowd. Also, like I said before he's mad that FSU won't let him dress up like Chief Osceola or whatever his name is anymore since the spear incident.

Penn state vs temple

watch as james franklin fights for his job on BTN!

FSU BTFO

Oh well, guess it's not too much worse than a roomie you've never met.

>says theyre the second best team in America
>need refs help to make a defensive substitution

>>these trump ads
>swing states

Friends from high school or randos on Facebook groups

Holy shit Auburn definitely hiring Petrino if Gus gets canned this season

T D
D

lol no

Are we pretending Baltimore doesn't exist today?

i hope to g*d this happens

youtube.com/watch?v=EbGKjmOlrrY

Bill Murray tackles Corso and then throws the spear. ESPN and FSU were not happy.

what did corso do

even worse I live in florida we get hilary/trump ralies every other week

DAT FUCK MARK WALTON

TOUCHDOWNNNN

I'm a Clemson fan so I'm watching it, but damn they've been disappointing so far


Come on Appy, you can't do stupid shit like that

>the nonexistant school of rutgers, losing to new mexico

>tfw no american memercials because you paid for this shit

She probably knew nothing about the area and thought it was going to be like NYC or something and won't do any of the outdoor activities people do for fun in places like that

i'm watching it, doubtful that it will get its own thread desu

SOON

Iowa is overrated as fuck

Two threads and I was in the wrong one of course.

>he doesn't get to see the God Emperor on his quest to MAGA
I feel bad for you

Your joking right?

How is that better than a commercial?

>app state fans said they were faster than us

Lol

Its worse
it was not a good feel user

>cleveland

Corso vid here:

Not an App State fan, but shitty tackling caused that

Wow if only they had Google in Japan

you forget we still have jay jacobs at ad
no way he hires a lecher like petrino
you just know we're going to get paul rhoads or muschamp or somebody defensive minded

>when your opponent is starting Lamar Jackson in fantasy cfb this week

It is not...
I miss "Let's do Saturday" and "10 nuggets for 1.49$"

>sucks to be U

can anyone come up with a more orginal anti-um shirt?

Ahhhhhhhhh. You'd think they'd have some kind of option. If not just get sling TV or whatever next time

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Do girls not like seeing clothed dicks? The other day a girl threw something at me playing around and I kind of opened my body up and said hit me again.

She went to throw it again and stopped in her tracks and seemed weirded out. I then realized my package was perfectly framed in my basketball shorts.

I like seeing clothed butts do they not like clothed dicks?

I think if it's bad enough that Gus gets canned, Jay might finally get canned with him

>coastal boy popping off to a rural mountain boy

Cane's kid gonna go missing

So we all agree FSU is garbage right?

>It's a FSU absorbs all of their opponent's attack in the first half and blasts it back at them like a Dragon Ball Z villain in the 2nd episode.

Nigga that ball was way out

These refs blow

Wait when the hell did Derwin James get hurt?

no, 12pm is midnight. We play all of our football from 00:00 to 12:00, while most of our country is asleep.

Use some common sense. I thought you people were supposed to be well educated.

i would rather have commercials than that shit "you are in a commercial break" music

It's the first half so

Ya but they liked to say their speed would make up for their lack of size

Vintage FSU tbqh pham

i cant wait for the day that the spirit bomb fails

>Louisville beats FSU, FSU beats Clemson, and Clemson beats Louisville

jesus the ACC Atlantic is going to cannibalize itself

>WE'RE SORRY. SLING TV
>IS ONLY AVAILABLE INSIDE THE US.
>THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST.

Sven seems to be either retarded or just trolling around.

>Letting a 4 star recruit slip away to Louisville

You brought this on yourself FSU

>louisville with a gorilla for a cheerleader
Jesus Christ..

oh fuck user
um
kys tbqh

that happens every year down in florida

Clemson pressbox user here
Can't upload a picture but SC State took a timeout before their punt
Dabo has been with McCloud talking to him since

I agree. After being forced to use the 24 hr clock while working in a hospital, i use it everywhere now.

>Lughhhvuuul Kurds

not if you have a small one

jacobs isn't going anywhere until we have our new president
also tbqh i don't want petrino because i'm starting to like having a defense

Is Lamar better than Watson? Will the Louisville Oline go high in the draft?

I don't know if that championship game fucked him up but Watson has not been Watson this season.

At least we usually had leads during the Tubbs era. Being down in a 17-14 game is awful when you doubt your offense will be able to mount a drive

lol another black QB who can't complete a pass for shit

Wouldn't surprise me if it did. He would have single handily beaten Alabama if not for his defense and special teams royally fucking him over.

Receivers and O-Line got him fucked up
He is right now 6-6 in this current game

Maybe. I think Deshaun has a better resume but if Deshaun keeps being mediocre and Lamar continues like he's doing he'll BTFO Deshaun.

kys

just run lamar you can't throw for shit

Lolololololol

thanks for your input hans

>yfw head coach al borges

WEW

WEEEEEEEEW

What's so funny? He put up 33 points in non garbage time against Alabama while he defense allowed 2 looong TDs to OJ Howard because they refused to cover him and his ST gave up a 95 yard return TD. That's 21 points directly scored off of fuck ups.

I was looking for his 100 yards throw video but can't find it. w/e

lol @ Iowa

Pick 6 NDSU

Seriously Iowa sucks

LEL IOWA

Well Deshaun is 8 for 10 already and clemson is up 14 - 0 10min into the game. I think he is back.

>PICKSIX

Here's that picture btw

I love how people go to /cfb/ and defend these athletes like their own kids or something

Don't ever change, Cred Forums
>no handeggQtfuckboi bf ;_:

MY FUCKING SIDES

>the baron shithole of Iowa

Why do you think they didn't want to play anyone worth playing this year? They know they're balls.

Against some shit team.

Also
>Iowa

F E R E N T Z
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Also my view of the FSU @ Louisville game

Who doesn't ESPN have a RedZone for college?

wtf, i hate Aguayo now

WOOOO 14-0

Oh my god
>the state of SC State

GoalLine, but they're morons and dont start it with noon games

the poor and the slow

>even prison inmates get to watch TV for free

Should I be worried about Wisconsin/GAST?

My view of the game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SC STATE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>(for) Fuck's Sake University

LETS GO NDSU

THE FCS BAMA

LETS GO CANES

Wtf i love Louisville now

SC STATE LOL

Who /tooklouisvilleinthepickem/ here?

I felt the memes in me bones.

FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO FSU BTFO

Don't know if any of you saw this, but SC State caught the ball in the end zone after the kickoff and it threw it towards the ref without kneeling first
It was a fumble
2 touchdowns without a second passing

>It's the FSU Swiss cheese defense episode again

>metro pcs

i just bought like 4 zmax pros from you fuckers on promo and cancelled the accounts

cheeky

what the fuck just happened?

This

see

rip that doesn't seem to be included in ESPN college pass

This temple coach is pathetic

We don't make shit on them so have at it. They suck balls anyway.

>1234
I chuckled

>the city of Lamar Jackson

y'all are witnessing the best team in the ACC

ACTION JACKSON

So Lamar Jackson is going to win the Heisman isn't he?

FSU BTFO

Nope :(

LOL

Fucker forgot how to play football in the moment.

>tripfag working some shit job on a Saturday
Pottery

go cods

After them covering the spread last week I put another 200 on Michigan at +20.5

Did I fuck up? Tell me about Colorado /cfb/, I don't know shit about them other than they usually suck and pushed >our shit in in 94

>Cryami

Holy fuck

>watching the first half of FSU games

its kinda shit anyway desu

>burichan

kys

worst part of home games is that our world's largest jumbotron only shows one game at a time, and they choose bad sec games over anything else

i'm going to be stuck watching ecu-scar, aren't i?

they pulled away from 4th and inches in ucla-tamu to show us an incomplete pass from georgia

Miami almost got BTFO

you're gonna get BUFF'd

>1st and 2

thats the first time I have seen that

Dipshit should have taken his HC offers elsewhere last year.

Did he honestly think Temple would become a powerhouse?

>28-0
Are we back?

>mfw America's team beats UM

you got a webm of it?

>Kansas

>usXII's

Yes. Badgers always choke away at least 1 game a year to a terrible opponent.

Week 3 rankings

Bama
2. The MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY
3. U of Houston
4. Clempson
5. Harvard
6. J'Ville State
7. North Dakota State
8. Northwest Missouri State
9. The Ohio State G5 stomping Buckeyes
10. The Florida State Univershitty

Instead, crappalachian state got an injured player and a holding call. I feel bad for him tbhfamilia

WE BACK. CLEMSON IS BACK

Yes, they just needed a good confidence booster

>the state of the university of south carolina state

Florida State what the fuck are you doing?

I'm at the game
Wasn't recording it

fuck, that didn't count? I changed the channel when he got into the endzone.

So far there is only partial video
twitter.com/Sctvman/status/777184201154170880

This is literally the same thing they did against ole miss

Auburn had a 10 minute stream or so from inside the scoreboard control booth on periscope before the Clemson game, pretty cool stuff

Studying Louisville for second half adjustments.

Fisher's got them right where he wants them. 5D chessmaster, that man.

tl;dr
imagining motorboating titties

North Dakota state is the next Appalachian state

You're playing South Carolina St. Calm down.

Clemson already pulled out Watson btw

Aren't you playing some non-ranked team user?

And without Derwin James

Same thing they always do, spot the opponent a ton of points in the first half so that the comeback looks that much more impressive in the 2nd half.

Lads, what should I get for lunch? A pizza, a burger, mexican, or chinese?

waiting for the second half to ass blast them

Tennessee what the fuck

Over is better bet. I liked Michigan better when the line was at 18.

I think Michigan has a good chance to cover, but it's hard to say when it's the first real team they are playing. I stayed away from this game. Michigan and the over are the best plays but I just don't have a great feeling.

Michigan State +7.5 is literally the lock of the century. Notre Dame fan here, btw.

Pretty much. Teams should know not to build a huge lead on FSU by this point.

New Mexico - 21
Rutgers - 0

not even the second quarter.

They were for a couple years, soon they will be the next Boise State.

Mountain West needs to get this team ASAP

Just need to get a-rolling

>1st Quarter
>Clemson has already pulled Watson

Rutgers is such a disaster of a program.

Who /pickedbasedLouis/ here?

i didn't see that
does sound pretty cool though

i might be remembering the game picks from them badly because before arky state i was sick and the only things they were showing were sec blowouts

something with the Lobos this year
pretty good team

The freak year they had beating Penn State and inching into the Top 25 was fairly impressive, but I don't think they'll do it again for a long time

They knew I have money on them and have them in every single parlay I made this weekend.

What the fuck is wrong with that kid? People hawk loogies and dip spit into that grass all day. Not to mention all the people sweating and bleeding on it.

twitter.com/kevinkugler/status/775689076288557056/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

michigan is the pick

>203 yards in the first quarter

I fucking hate Rutgers so goddamn much.

GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTER CONFERENCE YOU FAGGOTS. YOU'RE MAKING THE B1G LOOK BAD.

kill me

We got Tech on Thursday
That place is a house of horrors for us
Haven't won in Bobby Dodd since 03

Completely agree. I've had my eye on them for a few years. Carson Wentz came from there

>that blonde at App State wearing the yellow shirt with her titties bouncing

I'm taking a road trip today

Also wtf App State

Why only one?

>app state

How many land dragons can one game handle?

31 to 0 Clemson. Watson is basically out of the game now. Still first qrt. Would have been 35 to 0 if not for putting in our 3rd string QB already.

>not betting Florida State second half to win at huge odds

Like you guys don't want free money

>tfw I made a meme pick for App State

I've made a serious mistake.

wow clemson still playing fcs teams. finally someone they can handle. stunning and brave.

>31-0
>1st Quarter

Clemson is dropping 80 today

>New Mexico - 21
>Rutgers - 0
Rutgers was a mistake

Pizza Burger, Mexican-Chinese style
yeah there yeh go

>Bruce Feldman @BruceFeldmanCFB
#Louisville has 2 rushes of 30 yards or longer already today. #Noles only allowed 1 such rush in ALL of last year. Wow.

I want to believe FSU is getting BTFO but maybe they're just letting Lamar Jackson tire himself out

They're required by state law to
In fact, the money SC State gets for this is paying of the college's debt

Why was Rutgers even added to the Big 10?

>drunk
>pick em

Who's making a new thread. I'm too lazy.

The only one I could see you getting wrong besides FSU/Louie is UCLA/BYU. I've never known BYU for being good.

No one knows

Watch the NDSU Iowa game bros. NDSU legitimately is handing Iowa their ass.

$$$$ from the NYC market

that is soooooo French

Hey, these FCS teams would be a good addition to the B1G

New Jersey/New York TV market.

Because somehow watching their favorite sons get BTFO by Ohio State every year is endearing.

>Rope a dope against a mobile QB

lel

>Rutgers thinks Penn State is their rival
>Penn State thinks Ohio State is its rival

nobody has any good rivalries in the B1G East except the Michigans and OSU is just sitting there like "out old rivals fucking suck now"

fuck rutgers though

Market expansion

>can not into Cupcake Games

you guys are so adorable

yeah because New York and New Jersey fucking loooove college football They're a bunch of NFL loving cock gobblers.

/surrender

>required by state law
bullshit, otherwise they wouldnt schedule cupcakes from out of state if it was about circulating money to the poorer ones in state.

Penn State is the true freshman running back capital

You could have probably gotten into the New York market without having them in there and just bringing in UCONN, sure they suck at Football too, but they're good at basketball.

Also, New York doesn't care about college Football.

>SC State has a white QB
>Black punter

Nobody in NYC gives a shit about Rutgers, if you are Rutgers alum you don't live or work in NYC since it's a joke of a school academically so nobody hires you. There are no Rutgers fans outside of the suburbs of NJ. Its a non-entity in the NY sports world.

Because they wanted to keep the divisions even, and its not like they could only add Maryland.

They are required to play 1 in state FCS.

They lost to fucking NMSU

oh!
>nevermind

There are no other FBS teams in the state

DOINK

...Its 7-7.

38 to 0. Is Clemson going to put up 100 today?

The could have added Pitt or Cincinatti instead

...

They really are. Rutgers is the birthplace of the sport. They're fairweather college fans, but they do massively support Rutgers when they're winning or have big players like Ray Rice.

>Catalog
Might slow down once they decide to start trying out some plays they're less sure of but are happy to give a try when they've already won.

new thread where?

When was the last time a FBS program put up 100?

They might as well. Who the fuck is SCS?

Never happens. I remember Wake Forest was going to do it and they shortened the 4th quarter and ran the clock. Probs gonna happen

Then again Clemson is still throwing

>but they do massively support Rutgers when they're winning
When was this?

>Salivating

>Tennessee
>Iowa
>Wisconsin

what's going on

They'll probably just put the game on a running clock after halftime.

We know they don't, but it theoretically allows the BTN to charge "in market" rates. It was almost all about money. If they were after football they would have reached toward Oklahoma and probably Missouri.

*North Carolina

like 2007-2010

rd and 7
>up 38-0
>get the crowd to get loud

that's just mean

Upsets
where have you been

Theres no way that law exists. Im googling "south carolina fbs fcs football law" and nothing is popping up.

houston beat tulsa 100-6 in 1968

>Clemson goes to half up 63-0

Didn't even need to wait till HT for their adjustments.

ggnore L'Ville.

Watching FSU/ Lville

Both of those teams were recent moves to their new conferences and were probably under contract to stay.

old SWC was the base-est

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new thread, I fucked up the title though and put it in the name field

Please don't insult mislims like this